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2012-05-07 01:17:26 PM  
Ouch I just broke my solid gold hip
2012-05-07 01:20:33 PM  
"This is Microsoft's answer to the iPaddle"
2012-05-07 01:21:42 PM  
Gates: Come on Bill, you can do this.

Buffet: This should be good.
2012-05-07 01:21:58 PM  
Crap! It's the blue paddle of death!
2012-05-07 01:24:33 PM  
When we're done here we get to play the dude in the purple dress.

2012-05-07 01:25:02 PM  
"Ha-ha Bill, the last time I saw something that big and blue it was your software telling me a fatal error had occurred!"
2012-05-07 01:26:17 PM  
"I'll show you a bloated OS..."
2012-05-07 01:27:16 PM  
"And this is what it's like being the top 1% of the 1%."
2012-05-07 01:28:57 PM  
If I had photoshop and HTML skillz, I'd put the text from the BSD across that big blue paddle.
2012-05-07 01:29:32 PM  
Blue paddle of DEATH!
2012-05-07 01:29:44 PM  
Buffett: "You warmed up with that paddle?"
Gates: "Yup. You bring the Viagra?"
Buffet: "Yup. I guess we're as ready for Rosie O'Donnell as we'll ever be. Let's go.
2012-05-07 01:30:03 PM  
Buffet: "Crissakes.. of all the people that I could have been paired with, I get the Super-Nerd. "

Gates: "If the square root of the hypotenuse is equal to the tangent of...."
2012-05-07 01:32:00 PM  
You see, we're just a couple of average guys playing beer pong... just like you.
2012-05-07 01:37:12 PM  
Pfft you can't use that little thing to please Kernan's wife, you gotta break out the BIG one!
2012-05-07 01:38:45 PM  
Buffet: "Hey Bill, I farked Melinda."
2012-05-07 01:41:56 PM  
The two asian fellas in the back right corner:

"Hahaha rook at mister pc, he have to use such biiiig paddle"
"Hahaha yes it so big, he must make much compensate, he must be so ronery hahah!"
"Hurry take picture, we make fun rater dis evening at rinux expo!"
2012-05-07 01:44:01 PM  
Or the black lady in the right corner:

"Motha farker..."
2012-05-07 01:46:20 PM  
Gates: "This paddle represents the total throughput of the new 64 bit Itanium architecture as compared to the ball, which represents the actual throughput needs of the average application."

Buffett: "Quit postulatin' and hit it, dummy!"
2012-05-07 02:14:44 PM  

kkinnison: Blue paddle of DEATH!

Beat me to it, although i was going to say:

"observe my infamous blue paddle of death technique"
2012-05-07 02:17:45 PM  
"Choke up in it Bill..."

"Shut up Dad!"
2012-05-07 02:21:00 PM  
I will be hitting our sun out of its orbit with a paddle I made with mine and Buffett's money. Here's the prototype. Suck it, earthlings.
2012-05-07 02:28:24 PM  
Who me..... cheat? Never happen. Just ask IBM.
2012-05-07 02:48:20 PM  
The best part is after everyone buys this, we release updates abd bug fixes . Then in a couple of years, we produce a better version. Everyone buys that and the cycle repeats.
2012-05-07 02:56:19 PM  

xmasbaby: If I had photoshop and HTML skillz, I'd put the text from the BSD across that big blue paddle.

Quick and dirty:
2012-05-07 02:57:01 PM  
So, did you really get laid or did you make that up?
2012-05-07 03:18:41 PM  
Try as we might, we still can't get our Kinect implementation of Wii Sports down to the same scale as the Wii.
2012-05-07 03:29:27 PM  
Geezus Warren. It looks like you pissed yourself!
2012-05-07 03:42:49 PM  
It's quite a racket we have going here...
2012-05-07 04:09:34 PM  
sumpthin', sumpthin'... The Aristocrats!
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