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Smeggy Smurf
2012-05-07 01:17:26 PM
Ouch I just broke my solid gold hip
 
DavidVincent
2012-05-07 01:20:33 PM
"This is Microsoft's answer to the iPaddle"
 
TomD9938
2012-05-07 01:21:42 PM
Gates: Come on Bill, you can do this.

Buffet: This should be good.
 
Balrog
2012-05-07 01:21:58 PM
Crap! It's the blue paddle of death!
 
mr_fulano
2012-05-07 01:24:33 PM
When we're done here we get to play the dude in the purple dress.

3.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
 
Balchinian
2012-05-07 01:25:02 PM
"Ha-ha Bill, the last time I saw something that big and blue it was your software telling me a fatal error had occurred!"
 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark]
2012-05-07 01:26:17 PM
"I'll show you a bloated OS..."
 
joeflood [TotalFark]
2012-05-07 01:27:16 PM
"And this is what it's like being the top 1% of the 1%."
 
xmasbaby
2012-05-07 01:28:57 PM
If I had photoshop and HTML skillz, I'd put the text from the BSD across that big blue paddle.
 
kkinnison
2012-05-07 01:29:32 PM
Blue paddle of DEATH!
 
Balchinian
2012-05-07 01:29:44 PM
Buffett: "You warmed up with that paddle?"
Gates: "Yup. You bring the Viagra?"
Buffet: "Yup. I guess we're as ready for Rosie O'Donnell as we'll ever be. Let's go.
 
Your Boss
2012-05-07 01:30:03 PM
Buffet: "Crissakes.. of all the people that I could have been paired with, I get the Super-Nerd. "

Gates: "If the square root of the hypotenuse is equal to the tangent of...."
 
Your Boss
2012-05-07 01:32:00 PM
You see, we're just a couple of average guys playing beer pong... just like you.
 
DoBeDoBeDo
2012-05-07 01:37:12 PM
Pfft you can't use that little thing to please Kernan's wife, you gotta break out the BIG one!
 
drayno76
2012-05-07 01:38:45 PM
Buffet: "Hey Bill, I farked Melinda."
 
jfivealive
2012-05-07 01:41:56 PM
The two asian fellas in the back right corner:

"Hahaha rook at mister pc, he have to use such biiiig paddle"
"Hahaha yes it so big, he must make much compensate, he must be so ronery hahah!"
"Hurry take picture, we make fun rater dis evening at rinux expo!"
 
jfivealive
2012-05-07 01:44:01 PM
Or the black lady in the right corner:

"Motha farker..."
 
DrewFL
2012-05-07 01:46:20 PM
Gates: "This paddle represents the total throughput of the new 64 bit Itanium architecture as compared to the ball, which represents the actual throughput needs of the average application."

Buffett: "Quit postulatin' and hit it, dummy!"
 
J. Frank Parnell
2012-05-07 02:14:44 PM
kkinnison: Blue paddle of DEATH!

Beat me to it, although i was going to say:

"observe my infamous blue paddle of death technique"
 
que.guero [TotalFark]
2012-05-07 02:17:45 PM
"Choke up in it Bill..."

"Shut up Dad!"
 
Julieahni
2012-05-07 02:21:00 PM
I will be hitting our sun out of its orbit with a paddle I made with mine and Buffett's money. Here's the prototype. Suck it, earthlings.
 
luktti
2012-05-07 02:28:24 PM
Who me..... cheat? Never happen. Just ask IBM.
 
6655321
2012-05-07 02:48:20 PM
The best part is after everyone buys this, we release updates abd bug fixes . Then in a couple of years, we produce a better version. Everyone buys that and the cycle repeats.
 
Loadmaster
2012-05-07 02:56:19 PM
xmasbaby: If I had photoshop and HTML skillz, I'd put the text from the BSD across that big blue paddle.

Quick and dirty:

i48.tinypic.com
 
luktti
2012-05-07 02:57:01 PM
So, did you really get laid or did you make that up?
 
Klom Dark
2012-05-07 03:18:41 PM
Try as we might, we still can't get our Kinect implementation of Wii Sports down to the same scale as the Wii.
 
boneking
2012-05-07 03:29:27 PM
Geezus Warren. It looks like you pissed yourself!
 
TypoFlyspray
2012-05-07 03:42:49 PM
It's quite a racket we have going here...
 
FeFiFoFark
2012-05-07 04:09:34 PM
sumpthin', sumpthin'... The Aristocrats!
 
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