FARK.com: (7090958) Which old, retired guy will beat up John Cena this week? Will it be The Rock? Brock Lesnar? Johnny Ace? Baron Von Raschke? Lou Thesz? Georg Hackenschmidt? Find out when Senile Vince presents WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA

		Which old, retired guy will beat up John Cena this week? Will it be The Rock? Brock Lesnar? Johnny Ace? Baron Von Raschke? Lou Thesz? Georg Hackenschmidt? Find out when Senile Vince presents WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1522
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FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-07 09:06:07 PM

I am tough, but fair... like sodomy.

hobblekitty		2012-05-07 09:06:15 PM

Hitting John Cena with a chair is only the beginning of what I am capable of!

I can follow up by having Lord Tensai hit him with a chair!

falcon176		2012-05-07 09:06:22 PM

robsul82: ...because no other wrestlers have called you those things, namely one who would be much more believable in this role.

Faaaaaaaark this, lol.

CM Punk's popular so we should have John Cena do what CM Punk did to get popular it'll work

eddievercetti		2012-05-07 09:06:23 PM

I'm sorry, I think Ace has already put me to sleep...Zzzzzzzzzzzz

silgryphon		2012-05-07 09:06:29 PM

Therapy on the elbow must mean he needs yank alot

robsul82		2012-05-07 09:06:37 PM

That's a really loud CENA chant for three people.

TheManofPA		2012-05-07 09:06:50 PM

This is the loudest Cena chant in like 2 years.

Oh goodie via satellite.

HeartBurnKid		2012-05-07 09:06:58 PM

Cena's going to bring it via satellite?

Dougie AXP		2012-05-07 09:07:03 PM

In the Johnny Ace / Cena match all I want to see is an Ace Crusher. That's it. That's all I want.

Fisty Bum		2012-05-07 09:07:05 PM

Superstars on check?

Master P but not that one		2012-05-07 09:07:05 PM

I'm starting to like Johnny as a heel figure. Him leading a stable or individual wrestler can be good.

I don't want to see him wrestle though.

/I love that he introduces himself every time he comes out.

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-05-07 09:07:06 PM

A Cena interview with Michael Cole? Why is the WWE punishing us?

verbaltoxin		2012-05-07 09:07:09 PM

Oh that's rich. The guy who spent months riding another dude's ass about being live via satellite is now doing just that.

RATINGS.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-07 09:07:25 PM

WE DON'T CARE!

And bless you, Dr Death.

Smiths		2012-05-07 09:07:25 PM

I WAS INJURED IN TOKYO JAPAN AND HE'S DEAD NOW

/2nd intermission

penguin31		2012-05-07 09:07:27 PM

Cena live via satellite?

You! All right Rocky? I learned it by watching you!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-07 09:07:31 PM

JR should pop out of the curtain whenever someone references Dr. Death.

TheManofPA		2012-05-07 09:07:34 PM

WE WANT SKATEBOARD PICTURES

robsul82		2012-05-07 09:07:35 PM

John Laryngitis finally gives an origin story for his awful voice.

silgryphon		2012-05-07 09:07:38 PM

Oh good ace accomplishments

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 09:07:39 PM

Shouldn't have tried to deep throat Steve Williams, Ace.

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-05-07 09:07:46 PM

Cue the static after "you better not make fun of me".

MagSeven		2012-05-07 09:07:47 PM

Dr. Death must have worked over his speech centers a bit too.

eddievercetti		2012-05-07 09:08:09 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-05-07 09:08:10 PM

"You know what John Laurenitis' promos need Brain?"

"Uh, prepositions, nouns, verbs, contractions, proper structure, Monsoon?"

(couldn't help it!)

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-07 09:08:20 PM

MagSeven: Dr. Death must have worked over his speech centers a bit too.

Yeah, but it was Bart Gunn who gave his voice the knockout punch.

verbaltoxin		2012-05-07 09:08:31 PM

Johnny Ace was an okay wrestler. Being Mrs. Baba's boy-toy didn't hurt though.

Captain Steroid		2012-05-07 09:08:46 PM

HeartBurnKid		2012-05-07 09:08:46 PM

I used to be a big star in Japan, but then I took an arrow to the throat.

Gunny Highway		2012-05-07 09:08:53 PM

God damn it but I am enjoying Big Johnny.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-07 09:08:54 PM

"Big Johnny"?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-07 09:08:55 PM

Bigger than Barry Horowitz vs. Skip!

hobblekitty		2012-05-07 09:08:56 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: My 7 year old daughter is hating Johnny right now. Thumbs downing the screen and everything.

I'm with her!

/Johnny Ace has PLAQUES dammit! You don't mess with a man who has Japanese plaques.

Fisty Bum		2012-05-07 09:09:00 PM

styckx		2012-05-07 09:09:05 PM

YES!

penguin31		2012-05-07 09:09:06 PM

START STATIC

falcon176		2012-05-07 09:09:15 PM

somebody needs to edit old Rocky Maivia matches with piped in Rocky chants to see what Dwayne Cena would've been like in the late 90s

KellyKellyKelly		2012-05-07 09:09:16 PM

Thank you, merciful static.

Dougie AXP		2012-05-07 09:09:18 PM

STATIC!

Thank you Punk!!

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 09:09:20 PM

This is exactly when we need Punk.

HeartBurnKid		2012-05-07 09:09:21 PM

LOOK IN MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES!

silgryphon		2012-05-07 09:09:21 PM

Make fun of his voice Punk

Captain Steroid		2012-05-07 09:09:22 PM

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-05-07 09:09:28 PM

PUNK! HELL YA!

robsul82		2012-05-07 09:09:29 PM

*START STATIC*

Thank God.

Adolph Oliver Bush		2012-05-07 09:09:33 PM

verbaltoxin: Oh that's rich. The guy who spent months riding another dude's ass about being live via satellite is now doing just that.

RATINGS.

Only because he's being forced to.

The Rock did video promos because he wanted to.

It's different...yep...it is.

Just sayin'.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-05-07 09:09:41 PM

The beard's at half Galifinakis tonight

MagSeven		2012-05-07 09:09:53 PM

Hey Johnny! KILL YOURSELF!!!!
*drops mic
/pipebomb!

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-05-07 09:10:04 PM

Yay!

penguin31		2012-05-07 09:10:06 PM

CILANTRO POWER!

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