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(Bleacher Report)   Which old, retired guy will beat up John Cena this week? Will it be The Rock? Brock Lesnar? Johnny Ace? Baron Von Raschke? Lou Thesz? Georg Hackenschmidt? Find out when Senile Vince presents WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1522
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2012-05-07 08:53:19 AM  
The undead Classy Freddie Blassie is the correct answer.
 
2012-05-07 09:13:22 AM  
Who cares, as long as it gets done.

cache.gawker.com
 
2012-05-07 09:49:25 AM  
So yea. I don't give a Fark Senile Vince.
 
2012-05-07 11:19:25 AM  
Sports!
 
2012-05-07 11:49:00 AM  
Why does that Cena guy do that Showgirls thing with his hand in front of his face? Makes me want to kick his ass. If I had an Iron Man suit.
 
2012-05-07 11:58:19 AM  

RexTalionis: The undead Classy Freddie Blassie is the correct answer.


I think Undead Classy Freddie Blassie would be more likely to get the Iron Sheik to fark Cena's ass, break his back, and make him humble... and tweet about it.
 
2012-05-07 12:10:20 PM  
Will the Wrestlemania DVD Crowd be edited?

YES! YES! YES! YES!

WWEDVDNews.com reports early indications on the WrestleMania 28 DVD are that Metallica's "The Memory Remains" and the musical performances from Flo Rida and Machine Gun Kelly are intact. Early reports also suggest that there may be some edits to the crowd reaction for Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus.

In other news, Ziggles apparently now has Mason "Child of Batista and Chyna" Ryan as a bodyguard.
 
2012-05-07 12:12:56 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: RexTalionis: The undead Classy Freddie Blassie is the correct answer.

I think Undead Classy Freddie Blassie would be more likely to get the Iron Sheik to fark Cena's ass, break his back, and make him humble... and tweet about it.


i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 01:00:48 PM  
The continuing adventures of Stone Cold John Cena will be a ratings bonanza!
 
2012-05-07 01:03:39 PM  
Yup. Still don't care
 
2012-05-07 02:39:03 PM  
 
2012-05-07 02:55:54 PM  
www.baronvonraschke.com

The Baron's "Claw" was the single most unstoppable move in the history of professional wrestling.

Dat is all da people need to know!
 
2012-05-07 03:02:45 PM  

Polartank13: FirstNationalBastard: RexTalionis: The undead Classy Freddie Blassie is the correct answer.

I think Undead Classy Freddie Blassie would be more likely to get the Iron Sheik to fark Cena's ass, break his back, and make him humble... and tweet about it.

[i149.photobucket.com image 481x418]


What, he was smuggling an extra point for his pointy-toed boots in his trunks. You never want to be caught in a situation where your pointy-toed boot breaks and you don't have a replacement.
 
2012-05-07 03:09:03 PM  
I'm at a point where I more or less don't care what happens tonight, but I will watch anyway, because the thread.

Vince should be cutting a check to Drew by now.
 
2012-05-07 03:15:59 PM  
"... from the Nick Bockwinkels, to the Verne Gagnes...to the Jake "The Milkman" Millimans..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes THE CLAW!"

www.minnesotamonthly.com
 
2012-05-07 03:22:20 PM  

Polartank13: "... from the Nick Bockwinkels, to the Verne Gagnes...to the Jake "The Milkman" Millimans..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes THE CLAW!"

[www.minnesotamonthly.com image 300x450]


THIS.

Only Ivan and Nikita Koloff, the Missing Link, and *maybe* Dusty Rhodes ever came close to the greatness and majesty that was Baron von Raschke.
 
2012-05-07 03:27:15 PM  

jayfurr: Polartank13: "... from the Nick Bockwinkels, to the Verne Gagnes...to the Jake "The Milkman" Millimans..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes THE CLAW!"

[www.minnesotamonthly.com image 300x450]

THIS.

Only Ivan and Nikita Koloff, the Missing Link, and *maybe* Dusty Rhodes ever came close to the greatness and majesty that was Baron von Raschke.


I really liked The Spoiler's also...laid out the whole Armstrong clan with that move.
 
2012-05-07 03:49:26 PM  
I subscribed to TotalFark for access to this thread early, all in an effort to see just how little work I can do in May. I feel this should help with my goal. Any idea what's in store for Raw tonight?
 
2012-05-07 03:52:22 PM  

gtabacchi: I subscribed to TotalFark for access to this thread early, all in an effort to see just how little work I can do in May. I feel this should help with my goal. Any idea what's in store for Raw tonight?


Nothing mentioned so far.

No wonder ratings are shiatty... they can't even tell people what they have to look forward to on the next show.
 
2012-05-07 04:06:15 PM  
I was suckered back last summer with CM Punk, now I pretty much just watch for him, Ryder, and DB. I've got tickets for Raw in STL in July, I'm hoping I'll still be wanting to yell "Yes" over and over, though I'm sure Vince will have killed it by then.
 
2012-05-07 04:27:17 PM  

gtabacchi: I subscribed to TotalFark for access to this thread early, all in an effort to see just how little work I can do in May. I feel this should help with my goal. Any idea what's in store for Raw tonight?


This is also the reason I have TF.

/ARMBAR
 
2012-05-07 04:37:34 PM  
 
2012-05-07 04:39:26 PM  

robsul82: "I'm probably wrestling a bear tonight. Or maybe not, the card is subject to change."


catch-americain.wifeo.com
 
2012-05-07 04:56:16 PM  
I watched My Little Pony this weekend and it's all the fWc's fault.
 
2012-05-07 04:58:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: "I'm probably wrestling a bear tonight. Or maybe not, the card is subject to change."


Lord Albert is indeed a hirsute gentleman. They must go through a dozen bottles of Nair a week keeping this guy smooth.
 
2012-05-07 05:05:11 PM  

hobblekitty: I watched My Little Pony this weekend and it's all the fWc's fault.


goteaminternet.com
 
2012-05-07 05:24:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: "I'm probably wrestling a bear tonight. Or maybe not, the card is subject to change."

[catch-americain.wifeo.com image 295x327]


Oh God.
 
2012-05-07 05:27:08 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: "I'm probably wrestling a bear tonight. Or maybe not, the card is subject to change."

[catch-americain.wifeo.com image 295x327]

Oh God.


At least they're not making him wrestle the Gooker.

catch-americain.wifeo.com
 
2012-05-07 05:28:29 PM  
Been a long time since I watched Cornette screaming at the Dairy Queen drive thru in '95. That never gets old.
 
2012-05-07 05:46:57 PM  
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2012-05-07 05:49:30 PM  

P-Money All $tar: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 456x382]


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 06:31:24 PM  
Well, tonight's RAW is going to suck.

FTFS:


Everything taking place on tonight's Raw SuperShow was approved at the last minute. The episode's content had changed three times since creative heads arrived to Greensboro, North Carolina, the site of tonight's show.


Senile Vince's hotshotting panic booking is ALWAYS GREAT!
 
2012-05-07 06:36:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Well, tonight's RAW is going to suck.

FTFS:


Everything taking place on tonight's Raw SuperShow was approved at the last minute. The episode's content had changed three times since creative heads arrived to Greensboro, North Carolina, the site of tonight's show.

Senile Vince's hotshotting panic booking is ALWAYS GREAT!


Lawwwwwwwwd...
 
2012-05-07 06:43:57 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Well, tonight's RAW is going to suck.

FTFS:


Everything taking place on tonight's Raw SuperShow was approved at the last minute. The episode's content had changed three times since creative heads arrived to Greensboro, North Carolina, the site of tonight's show.

Senile Vince's hotshotting panic booking is ALWAYS GREAT!

Lawwwwwwwwd...


i6.photobucket.com

/I know it was made for the UFC/Boxing thread, but I expect this pic to get plenty of RAW use from now on.
 
2012-05-07 06:48:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Will the Wrestlemania DVD Crowd be edited?

YES! YES! YES! YES!

WWEDVDNews.com reports early indications on the WrestleMania 28 DVD are that Metallica's "The Memory Remains" and the musical performances from Flo Rida and Machine Gun Kelly are intact. Early reports also suggest that there may be some edits to the crowd reaction for Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus.

In other news, Ziggles apparently now has Mason "Child of Batista and Chyna" Ryan as a bodyguard.


For some reason this news regarding the DVD irritates me a lot more than is really reasonable, but maybe that is because I know people who might not have seen Wrestlemania yet are going to spend their hard earned money on it thinking they are watching the real event when the reality is it's been changed. Those musical performances were horrible too. I hope the DVD flops harder than Daniel Bryan taking a surprise brogue kick to the face.

DON'T BUY IT!! THE DVD IS A LIE!!

THE DVD IS A LIE!!
 
2012-05-07 06:49:32 PM  
Cena vs Jack Tunney?
 
2012-05-07 06:51:51 PM  

eddievercetti: Cena vs Jack Tunney?


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 06:52:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Well, tonight's RAW is going to suck.

FTFS:


Everything taking place on tonight's Raw SuperShow was approved at the last minute. The episode's content had changed three times since creative heads arrived to Greensboro, North Carolina, the site of tonight's show.

Senile Vince's hotshotting panic booking is ALWAYS GREAT!

Lawwwwwwwwd...

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x433]

/I know it was made for the UFC/Boxing thread, but I expect this pic to get plenty of RAW use from now on.


That suit is horribly tailored.
 
2012-05-07 06:54:39 PM  
early green. NICE!
 
2012-05-07 06:56:48 PM  
meh
 
2012-05-07 07:06:10 PM  
You know you'd mark out if he showed up

i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 07:07:24 PM  
I'll be at the Hockey thread but I'll say HHH gets better, Ace will troll Cena more, Punk/DBD will be the only highlight of the night and Cole will be right back to heel mode
 
2012-05-07 07:11:13 PM  
Hockey has dethroned RAW for now for me (Go Caps!) In fact I've yet to even watch Wrestlemania, even though I have 'acquired both WM and each RAW since then. got to get Extreme Rules too. Will be interesting to see if ti can sustain my interest without live fWc interaction.

Still, for now Go Caps! and Go Punk! and Go Bryan!
 
2012-05-07 07:14:53 PM  
ATTENTION FWC:

The Dougie has come down with a slight flu and feels like an Orton mixed with a Big Show in a Cena bright green shirt.

I'm gonna try and sleep but I will have RAW on tv. If I can pop in time to time I will. Otherwise: this Dougie signing out

/goodnightandseeyouliveonthunderthuraday!
 
2012-05-07 07:15:29 PM  
Andre The Giant, biatches!
 
2012-05-07 07:18:54 PM  

gtabacchi: I was suckered back last summer with CM Punk, now I pretty much just watch for him, Ryder, and DB. I've got tickets for Raw in STL in July, I'm hoping I'll still be wanting to yell "Yes" over and over, though I'm sure Vince will have killed it by then.


Pretty much this


Which old, retired guy will beat up John Cena this week? Will it be The Rock? Brock Lesnar? Johnny Ace? Baron Von Raschke? Lou Thesz? Georg Hackenschmidt? Find out when Senile Vince presents WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA


cdn2.cagepotato.com
 
2012-05-07 07:20:12 PM  

Dougie AXP: ATTENTION FWC:

The Dougie has come down with a slight flu and feels like an Orton mixed with a Big Show in a Cena bright green shirt.

I'm gonna try and sleep but I will have RAW on tv. If I can pop in time to time I will. Otherwise: this Dougie signing out

/goodnightandseeyouliveonthunderthuraday!


get well

/mark
 
2012-05-07 07:21:05 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Evenin' FWC. I guess I'm looking...forward to Raw tonight?
 
2012-05-07 07:24:47 PM  

eddievercetti: I'll be at the Hockey thread but I'll say HHH gets better, Ace will troll Cena more, Punk/DBD will be the only highlight of the night and Cole will be right back to heel mode


Trips was already cast free at the Mayweather fight when he escorted him to the ring
 
2012-05-07 07:25:05 PM  
See that wall over there, fWc? Yeah, that wall. I'm on the other side in my glitter-painted Stormtrooper helmet, biding my time, picking my moment...

...not tonight, but soon.

Enjoy the show.
 
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