FARK.com: (7090958) Which old, retired guy will beat up John Cena this week? Will it be The Rock? Brock Lesnar? Johnny Ace? Baron Von Raschke? Lou Thesz? Georg Hackenschmidt? Find out when Senile Vince presents WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA

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		Which old, retired guy will beat up John Cena this week? Will it be The Rock? Brock Lesnar? Johnny Ace? Baron Von Raschke? Lou Thesz? Georg Hackenschmidt? Find out when Senile Vince presents WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1522
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Morrius		2012-05-07 10:30:04 PM

*ring!*

Hello, Mom? Sorry to wake you up, but I was watching RAW tonight, and I just wanted to tell you how dull it is. Hugs and kisses, see you at Luigi's for lunch on Sunday.

Risamason		2012-05-07 10:30:05 PM

What kind of move did the Miz just do?

Mind of the North Star		2012-05-07 10:30:14 PM

zzzzzz

nyrkah1		2012-05-07 10:30:15 PM

penguin31: Why is Brodus' logo a trio of condoms?

Those aren't condoms they're...........ok, they're condoms.

verbaltoxin		2012-05-07 10:30:22 PM

penguin31: Why is Brodus' logo a trio of condoms?

When a Funkasaurus is in captivity with two Funkadactyls, he triple-bags.

Twitch Boy		2012-05-07 10:30:29 PM

Are they ever gonna let this poor guy out of the doghouse?

I get that he is being punished and for good reason, but jeez. If this doesn't let up we're going to see The Muzz in the Impact Zone. He IS fairly talented and could be used.

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 10:30:35 PM

No, we do not need cheerleaders.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-05-07 10:30:36 PM

At least this is something of a real match.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-07 10:30:36 PM

SharkTrager: Igor Jakovsky: Funk looks like he has condoms drawn on the back of his outfit

That is kinda weird.

Bah Gawd King. That crown has a reservoir tip!

Do you know how many Teenaged girls have heard that line?

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 10:31:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: SharkTrager: Igor Jakovsky: Funk looks like he has condoms drawn on the back of his outfit

That is kinda weird.

Bah Gawd King. That crown has a reservoir tip!

Do you know how many Teenaged girls have heard that line?

You mean tonight or my whole life?

robsul82		2012-05-07 10:31:29 PM

YOU WON THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA AND NOW YOU JOBBED TO THE FUNKASAURUS

verbaltoxin		2012-05-07 10:31:29 PM

The Miz jobbed. Really.

Captain Steroid		2012-05-07 10:31:39 PM

King Hippo wins!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-07 10:31:45 PM

Twitch Boy: Are they ever gonna let this poor guy out of the doghouse?

I get that he is being punished and for good reason, but jeez. If this doesn't let up we're going to see The Muzz in the Impact Zone. He IS fairly talented and could be used.

He's going away to star in Marine 3 soon.

He'll have to be out of the doghouse when he comes back to promote the movie.

Fisty Bum		2012-05-07 10:31:50 PM

Miz continues his descent into obscurity and eventually TNA.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-05-07 10:31:50 PM

TheManofPA: I gotta say, this surprisingly is not a squash match

You spoke to soon, it just took a little longer than usual.

Dougie AXP		2012-05-07 10:31:55 PM

I wonder if warrior is pissed at Brodus for taking his finish.

P-Money All $tar		2012-05-07 10:31:59 PM

Morrius: *ring!*

Hello, Mom? Sorry to wake you up, but I was watching RAW tonight, and I just wanted to tell you how dull it is. Hugs and kisses, see you at Luigi's for lunch on Sunday.

One positive thing Brodus' gimmick did for me. Makes me remember to call my momma more often.

Tenor Reaper		2012-05-07 10:32:09 PM

Jericho you wily bastard! *marked out a little*

THE JACKET IS PLEASED

phedex		2012-05-07 10:32:22 PM

robsul82		2012-05-07 10:32:26 PM

BE A STAR^TM

TheManofPA		2012-05-07 10:32:27 PM

Show Steph's big boobs.....

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-05-07 10:32:28 PM

When you lose to Clay, it really does bring a new meaning to "getting squashed" huh?

silgryphon		2012-05-07 10:32:31 PM

Don't be a bully guys

Morrius		2012-05-07 10:32:44 PM

Stand up to bullies!

(But not Vince, else you'll be jobbing to the Funkasaurus for the next year.)

MagSeven		2012-05-07 10:32:56 PM

Dougie AXP: I wonder if warrior is pissed at Brodus for taking his finish.

Funkin' don't make the world go round!

Mind of the North Star		2012-05-07 10:33:05 PM

Kids are such pussies now&days

verbaltoxin		2012-05-07 10:33:08 PM

Hey look! It's the woman who used to make writers going around the room apologizing to old wrestlers for daring to use words like "blading" in front of them!

Be a star!

silgryphon		2012-05-07 10:33:10 PM

I was bullied

TheManofPA		2012-05-07 10:33:12 PM

Wait, Del Rio is a millionaire playboy, WHEN THE HELL WAS HE BULLIED

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-07 10:33:12 PM

Poor Steffie... some mark with a sign bullied her into getting implants!

MIZARK!

...Goddamn peas bullied him.

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 10:33:28 PM

I bet the kids bully the principal about that terrible hairstyle.

Dougie AXP		2012-05-07 10:33:44 PM

Man. Mark Henry looks like a fatter version of Donovan McNabb

Vince Russo		2012-05-07 10:33:46 PM

Mark Henry was bullied by palsy-faced Jim Ross for being an over achiever.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-05-07 10:33:54 PM

TheManofPA: Wait, Del Rio is a millionaire playboy, WHEN THE HELL WAS HE BULLIED

You gon' be surprise.

Shady_Short_Busser		2012-05-07 10:34:11 PM

OK, does Steph smoke like 3 packs a day to get her voice like that? I swear, it has dropped at least 1/2 an octave since she first showed up on TV...

/why do I notice these things?

styckx		2012-05-07 10:34:15 PM

"Celebrity Blogger"

Can someone... Actually.... Nevermind.. I don't even want to know what the fark that even is.

silgryphon		2012-05-07 10:34:17 PM

Don't be a bully with Brock Lesnar

Oh the irony

Igor Jakovsky		2012-05-07 10:34:19 PM

Don't be a bully

/despite the fact that the first 30 minutes of the show was various folks bullying each other

penguin31		2012-05-07 10:34:27 PM

@CMPunk
Okay. I'm having a blast with this. Here he is. The man. MY man. And he's headed to the ring....

p.twimg.com

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 10:34:29 PM

From Punk:

Link

Captain Steroid		2012-05-07 10:34:33 PM

Their anti-bullying campaign is headlined by three wrestlers.

Two of them are heels known for bullying.

imageshack.us

HardRocker488		2012-05-07 10:34:44 PM

FWIW CM Punk just tweeted this out:

Okay. I'm having a blast with this. Here he is. The man. MY man. And he's headed to the ring.... http://pic.twitter.com/ZceW9UCW

Here is the picture:

p.twimg.com

P-Money All $tar		2012-05-07 10:34:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Twitch Boy: Are they ever gonna let this poor guy out of the doghouse?

I get that he is being punished and for good reason, but jeez. If this doesn't let up we're going to see The Muzz in the Impact Zone. He IS fairly talented and could be used.

He's going away to star in Marine 3 soon.

He'll have to be out of the doghouse when he comes back to promote the movie.

Oh really??

Remember that movie with KENNEDAAAYYY in it?

ThatGuyGreg		2012-05-07 10:34:58 PM

So teaser before the promo is warning us about promos now?

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-05-07 10:35:03 PM

"Did you see that woman do those splits in the ring Monsoon?"

"..."

"Monsoon?"

"... Would you excuse me Brain?"

"Gorilla got to peel his banana?"

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-05-07 10:35:05 PM

silgryphon: I was bullied

I was too, well not so much being bullied as being forced to hear the same jokes over and over all through middle school because of my last name (Bates)

verbaltoxin		2012-05-07 10:35:08 PM

Um....

@CMPunk
Okay. I'm having a blast with this. Here he is. The man. MY man. And he's headed to the ring.... pic.twitter.com/ZceW9UCW

p.twimg.com

phedex		2012-05-07 10:35:35 PM

Vince Russo: Mark Henry was bullied by palsy-faced Jim Ross for being an over achiever.

I heard hornswaggle was bullied for, get this.

Being Irish.

Twitch Boy		2012-05-07 10:35:43 PM

phedex: Twitch Boy: Are they ever gonna let this poor guy out of the doghouse?

I get that he is being punished and for good reason, but jeez. If this doesn't let up we're going to see The Muzz in the Impact Zone. He IS fairly talented and could be used.

I can't even remember what he's in trouble for.

Ducked out of an over-the-rope dive from Troof instead of selling it properly and almost got him killed. Landed him squarely on Gagne's shiatlist.

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