FARK.com: (7090958) Which old, retired guy will beat up John Cena this week? Will it be The Rock? Brock Lesnar? Johnny Ace? Baron Von Raschke? Lou Thesz? Georg Hackenschmidt? Find out when Senile Vince presents WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA

		Which old, retired guy will beat up John Cena this week? Will it be The Rock? Brock Lesnar? Johnny Ace? Baron Von Raschke? Lou Thesz? Georg Hackenschmidt? Find out when Senile Vince presents WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		1522
		More: Interesting, Brock Lesnar, John Cena, John Laurinaitis, Raw SuperShow, Alberto Del Rio, Greensboro, Daniel Bryan, WWE Championship

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TheManofPA		2012-05-07 10:24:16 PM

Ass to ass time?

HeartBurnKid		2012-05-07 10:24:19 PM

Speaking of bored...

eagles95		2012-05-07 10:24:24 PM

this is my cue to take a massive orton

Igor Jakovsky		2012-05-07 10:24:32 PM

The crowd goes even milder

phedex		2012-05-07 10:24:32 PM

jesus farking christ. I can't sit through a funkasaurus match. Im this close to shutting this off, loading some porn, and going to bed.

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 10:24:33 PM

Let's be clear. He is so bad in the ring they have to fill the time with this crap.

styckx		2012-05-07 10:24:37 PM

Brodus is approaching Undertaker ridiculousness with long as shiat entrances.

Captain Steroid		2012-05-07 10:24:38 PM

penguin31: One Hour of Scott Steiner Promos

imageshack.us

P-Money All $tar		2012-05-07 10:24:52 PM

eagles95: Is it bad i wish there was a Popeye's Chicken nearby?

Popeyes is always near the hood. Go there now. Just cos it's dark doesn't mean it's dangerous.

/Bring a flack jacket.

Mind of the North Star		2012-05-07 10:24:57 PM

Okay I am going to stop being nice about this.

This Funkasaurus stuff is crap. Complete shiat

silgryphon		2012-05-07 10:25:02 PM

Where is Hornswoggle?

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 10:25:08 PM

@DFWPunk

@CMPunk If it makes you feel better, we're all tweeting instead of paying attention to the show too.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-05-07 10:25:09 PM

Funkateers?

Funk..a......dactyls?

I'm ready for Ryback to come out and destroy this group for custody of the squash matches.

TheManofPA		2012-05-07 10:25:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: HHH-DUH! HHH-DUH! HHH-DUH!

HUSS HUSS HUSS!

...Did Orton say Sheamus ass-kicked him in the face?

BRING IT FELLA!

Hey, remember how you would have liked a three-way match with DB In it? Now, you get Orton, Bryan, and Guy who should go on tour!

Careful what you wish for.

Except replace Daniel Bryan with Del Rio and ruin any heat.

penguin31		2012-05-07 10:25:34 PM

Funkasaurus PSA?

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 10:25:45 PM

silgryphon: Where is Hornswoggle?

Ask your mom.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-07 10:25:47 PM

... I want so badly to hate, but the PSA was good.

Shady_Short_Busser		2012-05-07 10:25:49 PM

Fisty Bum: ["Somebody Call My Momma" in Ye Olde Speak.jpg]

Oh, that's good...

robsul82		2012-05-07 10:25:51 PM

The Miz is going to job to the Funkasaurus, lol.

silgryphon		2012-05-07 10:25:52 PM

I ain't calling my momma Brodus. She a manipulative, nasty woman

Master P but not that one		2012-05-07 10:25:54 PM

I miss Miz. I think he's a great heel.

TheManofPA		2012-05-07 10:25:59 PM

Wow, it is sad but that Clay Mother's Day note was the highlight of the night

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-05-07 10:26:05 PM

"You know when Naomi and Cameron touch their butts together Monsoon"

"Yes, what about it?"

"Oh, nothing, just, it's nice...."

...

"Uh oh, Miz gonna get killed"

verbaltoxin		2012-05-07 10:26:10 PM

Yep, it's another Funkasaurus squash match.

one of those		2012-05-07 10:26:17 PM

I'm a Funkateer.

LOL King Hippo

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 10:26:23 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ... I want so badly to hate, but the PSA was good.

Better than the match will be.

Then again, so was my last Orton.

styckx		2012-05-07 10:26:24 PM

Did Miz get rape raped by a bronzer?

robsul82		2012-05-07 10:26:26 PM

King Hippo.

Tenor Reaper		2012-05-07 10:26:27 PM

styckx: Brodus is approaching Undertaker ridiculousness with long as shiat entrances.

Chorus line of dancing mamas EVERY TIME

/Jericho is sparkly and Irish is shiny

HeartBurnKid		2012-05-07 10:26:44 PM

Did Miz just drop a Mike Tyson's Punch-Out reference?

Fisty Bum		2012-05-07 10:26:45 PM

King Hippo reference.

HA.

Captain Steroid		2012-05-07 10:26:59 PM

silgryphon: Where is Hornswoggle?

Oh, God... Did Brodus skip lunch?? O_O

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-07 10:27:02 PM

Call your mama, tell her "I'm the Miz, and I'm jobbing!"

verbaltoxin		2012-05-07 10:27:22 PM

I'm the Miz....and I'm......BROOOOOONNZZZE-OOOOOOMMMM

silgryphon		2012-05-07 10:27:30 PM

The Miz really isn't a true test for Brodus Clay

turboeli		2012-05-07 10:27:31 PM

Between the classic 80s promo in the corner, Miz's promo, and Clay's new catch phrase for the fans, I am mightily amused.

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 10:27:41 PM

Brodus' hair got even worse. How is that possible?

Igor Jakovsky		2012-05-07 10:28:01 PM

Funk looks like he has condoms drawn on the back of his outfit

MagSeven		2012-05-07 10:28:04 PM

Brodus tells his "Ladies" Stay There!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-07 10:28:04 PM

Oh, how sad...

They just mentioned Miz is a former WWE Champion, right before Clay squashes him.

styckx		2012-05-07 10:28:36 PM

Miz practically missed a hammer fist

penguin31		2012-05-07 10:29:04 PM

Why is Brodus' logo a trio of condoms?

Tenor Reaper		2012-05-07 10:29:08 PM

ARMBAR

verbaltoxin		2012-05-07 10:29:09 PM

@WWE_Creative
We believe the phrase you're looking for is "Poor Miz" #RAWTonight

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-05-07 10:29:12 PM

Weren't we supposed to get an update on Mr Aitches after the last commercial break or did i fall asleep and dream that?

Captain Steroid		2012-05-07 10:29:38 PM

Dammit, Miz! Punch him in the belly button! His pants will fall down and he'll be all yours!

TheManofPA		2012-05-07 10:29:40 PM

I gotta say, this surprisingly is not a squash match

SharkTrager		2012-05-07 10:29:51 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Funk looks like he has condoms drawn on the back of his outfit

That is kinda weird.

Bah Gawd King. That crown has a reservoir tip!

silgryphon		2012-05-07 10:29:52 PM

penguin31: Why is Brodus' logo a trio of condoms?

Ha, I just noticed that

Igor Jakovsky		2012-05-07 10:29:54 PM

Plodding toward the gredunza

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