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(Bleacher Report)   Which old, retired guy will beat up John Cena this week? Will it be The Rock? Brock Lesnar? Johnny Ace? Baron Von Raschke? Lou Thesz? Georg Hackenschmidt? Find out when Senile Vince presents WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1522
    More: Interesting, Brock Lesnar, John Cena, John Laurinaitis, Raw SuperShow, Alberto Del Rio, Greensboro, Daniel Bryan, WWE Championship  
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2012-05-07 09:10:13 PM  
CM Punk is the most underused character on the John Cena Show.
 
2012-05-07 09:10:26 PM  
www.kupywrestlingwallpapers.info
 
2012-05-07 09:10:29 PM  
when CM Punk is in the ring the audio pipe in guy gets to take a break
 
2012-05-07 09:10:43 PM  

Gunny Highway: CM Punk is the most underused character on the John Cena Show.


No, they used him too much with Jericho.
 
2012-05-07 09:10:44 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: The beard's at half Galifinakis tonight


Make the Punk/DBD match a beard v. beard match.
 
2012-05-07 09:10:46 PM  
This could just lead to Tensai getting added to the DBD fight and him just smashing both their heads together until the crowd is silent.
 
2012-05-07 09:10:55 PM  
LOOK IN MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S

Cenakat's mommy is in an Avenger's T-Shirt now cuz the kitten we kept plays with her and she's all cut up on her back. so we got a t-shirt from PetSmart to prevent her from picking scabs. the best one was the Avengers shirt. Then we realized she had 4 babies, 3 boys and 1 girl.

THE AVENGERS

and we realized the one we kept was the one who didn't look anything like the other 3... aka.. THE THING

so now Mrs Smiths and I look at our kitten and go IT'S CLOBBERING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
2012-05-07 09:11:05 PM  
Out comes CM Punk, to regale us with stories of his PCP-addicted, 2nd cousin by marriage who used to give full release massages in Sheboygan, Wisconsin.
 
2012-05-07 09:11:18 PM  

Dougie AXP: ThatGuyGreg: The beard's at half Galifinakis tonight

Make the Punk/DBD match a beard v. beard match.


Beth vs. AJ?
 
2012-05-07 09:11:20 PM  
Punk, please go seek out Vince and say those exact words to him.
 
2012-05-07 09:11:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: CM Punk is the most underused character on the John Cena Show.

No, they used him too much with Jericho.


That was not good. I think the Raw before Extreme Rule was the last show I saw.
 
2012-05-07 09:11:53 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: ThatGuyGreg: The beard's at half Galifinakis tonight

Make the Punk/DBD match a beard v. beard match.

Beth vs. AJ?


*snert*
 
2012-05-07 09:12:00 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Punk, please go seek out Vince and say those exact words to him.


THIS
 
2012-05-07 09:12:20 PM  
"As red as your Republican tie."
 
2012-05-07 09:12:21 PM  
CM Punk cutting a promo to put Cena over lame
 
2012-05-07 09:12:23 PM  
Bah gawd, CM Punk now has to put over Cena?
 
2012-05-07 09:12:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: ThatGuyGreg: The beard's at half Galifinakis tonight

Make the Punk/DBD match a beard v. beard match.

Beth vs. AJ?


Har har har har
 
2012-05-07 09:12:35 PM  
Where are they? The crowd did NOT like that GOP comment.
 
2012-05-07 09:12:36 PM  
So Punk is defending Cena now? Awkward.
 
2012-05-07 09:12:47 PM  
HAHAHAH Ace sucked everywhere
 
2012-05-07 09:12:52 PM  
PIPEBOMB!
 
2012-05-07 09:13:08 PM  

silgryphon: HAHAHAH Ace sucked everywhere


That's what Mrs. Baba said.
 
2012-05-07 09:13:09 PM  
"The reason you went to Japan is because there wasn't a territory left that would pay a dime to see your rotten ass wrestle."
 
2012-05-07 09:13:33 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: Where are they? The crowd did NOT like that GOP comment.


The great state of hating homos North Cakalaky
 
2012-05-07 09:13:39 PM  
Punk/Ace is still on? GASP!
 
2012-05-07 09:13:45 PM  
Calling Johnny Ace "Mr. Rooney."

Punk having to defend Cena is sad, but hey, goes with the territory.
 
2012-05-07 09:13:53 PM  
Hey lets ask the people about you
 
2012-05-07 09:14:04 PM  
You're stupid, ugly and have no friends.

BE A STAR
 
2012-05-07 09:14:30 PM  
Albert vs Punk. Goody goody gumdrops.
 
2012-05-07 09:14:32 PM  
Punk vs. Tensai.
 
2012-05-07 09:14:38 PM  
*facepalm*
 
2012-05-07 09:14:38 PM  
Punk vs TENSAI! WA TA SHI WA LORD TEN SAI DE SU!


sorry.. lord ten ZAI
 
2012-05-07 09:14:40 PM  
They should have pulled out someone random who went to Japan
 
2012-05-07 09:14:43 PM  
Can Punk make Albert entertaining?
 
2012-05-07 09:14:45 PM  
Just say "you mean Albert?"
 
2012-05-07 09:14:52 PM  
Oh. Goody. Another Lord Alfred match.
 
2012-05-07 09:15:03 PM  
You sucked in America, so you had to go to Japan.

Nice burial of Japanese pro wrestling, Punk. I'm sure Keiji Mutoh appreciates it.
 
2012-05-07 09:15:06 PM  
Ha, you could hear the crowd GROAN when they realized Ace was gonna say Lord Tensai.
 
2012-05-07 09:15:11 PM  
Hope you brought your carryin' shoes, Punk, you got a big chunk of Samsonite tonight.
 
2012-05-07 09:15:15 PM  
Punk IS going to wrestle a bear!
 
2012-05-07 09:15:21 PM  
He was probably threatened at gunpoint about not saying Albert.
 
2012-05-07 09:15:25 PM  
How do you say 'crickets' in Japanese, Johnny?

farking Albert.
 
2012-05-07 09:15:38 PM  
....and that's the end of not-heel Cole
 
2012-05-07 09:15:44 PM  
This is the best use of Tensai, when you think about it. The ex-gaijin should have another gaijin as his lackey.
 
2012-05-07 09:15:49 PM  
See?

I told you all exactly which bear Punk was wrestling tonight!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 09:16:13 PM  
I want the hardcore title back in WWE. Now that was entertainment
 
2012-05-07 09:16:17 PM  
Ziggler - VINCE I"M READY! MAIN EVENT ME.. I"VE WORKED YEARS TO GET HERE AND I"M READY!!

Vince - You're not ready

Lord Tensai - Hi Vince can I work Superstars?

Vince - No.. Main eventing RAW
 
2012-05-07 09:16:22 PM  
*theodore long's music plays*
TL: HOLD ON PLAYA! John Cena isn't gonna be wrestling you at extreme rules, because I'm taking the GM spot back from you TONIGHT.
*crowd cheers*
TL: WITH MY GUY: THE UNDERTAKER
*mean mark callous music plays*
Michael Cole: Wow King, the Undertaker has reinvented himself! He's back to jump start his career and leave the dead man behind reviving his Mean Mark persona!
King: Wow Cole this is the worst thing I ever saw. There's no way this match can be saved
*Boomer Sooner plays*
King: Holy shiat it's JR he can call any match and make it not suck
JR: Hey king, fark you Cole time to call the worst match I ever saw

Mean Mark w/ Theodore Long vs Johnny Ace called by JR
 
2012-05-07 09:16:28 PM  
I swear to God if they give Show back the IC belt...
 
2012-05-07 09:16:30 PM  

lurch_E_bean: Punk IS going to wrestle a bear!


www.accelerator3359.com
 
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