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(Bleacher Report)   Which old, retired guy will beat up John Cena this week? Will it be The Rock? Brock Lesnar? Johnny Ace? Baron Von Raschke? Lou Thesz? Georg Hackenschmidt? Find out when Senile Vince presents WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1522
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2012-05-07 08:43:13 PM  

TheManofPA: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: FinFangFark: I think this AJ stalker angle....a great way to get DBD over as a face, which Vince will have to inevitable do.

C'mon Vince, you can even take credit for it...we won't mind.

I got to reference you in the Avengers thread for fun.

oh snap, link it. I love the heat I generate.

Mind you, they really referenced FingFangFoom, but whose counting:

Link


He's still not going to sleep with you.
 
2012-05-07 08:43:44 PM  

tbaughm: silgryphon: Anyone read Scott Stieners twitter rants?

Hilarious

Rant implies coherence, or at the very least a discernible language



Scott "The Human Calculator" Steiner


I swear he does this crap on purpose, just for the boys.
 
2012-05-07 08:44:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Well, tonight's RAW is going to suck.

FTFS:


Everything taking place on tonight's Raw SuperShow was approved at the last minute. The episode's content had changed three times since creative heads arrived to Greensboro, North Carolina, the site of tonight's show.

Senile Vince's hotshotting panic booking is ALWAYS GREAT!

Lawwwwwwwwd...



/I know it was made for the UFC/Boxing thread, but I expect this pic to get plenty of RAW use from now on.


Vince's head seems to have gotten pointier over the years
 
2012-05-07 08:44:10 PM  

hobblekitty: robsul82: hobblekitty: FinFangFark: robsul82: 10 hours of Bryan Danielson yelling "YES!"

Mother of God

I have heard the word "yes" so many times it isn't even a word anymore
//I did appreciate one of the youtube comments from the guy who said he was going to play that in the background next time he boinks his GF. (Don't get any ideas P$)


too late
i.ytimg.com

Too Bad..
 
2012-05-07 08:44:42 PM  
Eric BischoffScott SteinerTNA
All Sports Rumors & News >
As reported earlier, Eric Bischoff finally responded to Scott Steiner's numerous scathing remarks on Twitter on Thursday. After "Big Poppa Pump" wrote on the social networking website, "At Shoney's to Go Grand Opening in Buford....awesome food," the TNA Wrestling executive responded, "50+ year old man pitching greasy fried chicken in Buford and wrestling indys in front of 250 fans...bitter?" Bischoff then retweeted comments on his timeline with an anti-Steiner stance, many of which accuse him of drug abuse. In response, Steiner issued a warning to Bischoff as well as Hulk Hogan, and also disclosed the meaning of "609." Steiner wrote:

There you are u little biatch,bn tweeting for 4 wks now n u decide to respond when i tweeted

About being at a Shoneys To Go Grand Opening....Really....Im playing poker with you and ive

already told you what my hand is and the significance of 609,and the shoneys tweet

Brought u out of yur hole,first off if you want to call anybody a drug abuser look no further than yur son

609Garrett was a 140 lb non-athletic pussy in high school,but as everybody can see he can take

Everything under the sun but it hasnt improved his athletic ability,the apple doesnt fall far from the tree

Let me educate u on Shoneys,first off this wasnt a paid appearance,i was there on behalf of my friend

Of 18 yrs who purchased the Shoneys Brand 6 yrs ago for around $300 million,and its no

Longer a greasy fast food joint as u suggest,you would have known this if u ever went to the Tna offices

Bcuz Shoneys corporate offices are also in Nashville,but as you like to brag your too high class and make

Too much money to eat at a place like that,well the # 609 suggests you aint high class at all

So for everybody that has bn tweeting me back asking what is the significance of 609 and why

Chant 609 when either biatchoff enters the ring,is bcuz 609 is part of a larger # that eric owns n now

Garrett is going to have to live with,

The full sequence is 1:19-CR-609 and its represents biatchoffs docket # when he testified under oath

In Atlanta's Gold Club trial

More later on his exact testimony which is very revealing and humurous bcuz it shows what a

Weasle he is,which i will also post on my website,

biatchoff u need to worry about the crowds that Tna is drawing since u 3 assholes have taken control

2,500 ppl were at the last ppv in nashville,the home base of Tna and alot of those were freebee's,

biatchoff cant deny anything that i tweeted about bcuz its all true,so hes trying to change the focus

Saying im to old slow & boring..really check out the Ring ka King footage

That i didnt want to move over for the younger guys,all i did was try to elevate guys and pass the torch

Ask any wrestler better yet look at the tape,im not a mark like hogan and have to have creative control

Bcuz ppl dont care who wins or loses,they want to be entertained,hogan living in his fantansy world

Actually believes hes winning

Trust me biatchoff ,u and hogan are about to find out im the last guy you should have farkd with

Your going to find out that payback is a biatch,both mentally n physically right now im FF'n with

Your mind,and i will see u both again,and you will see how ruthless i can be,believe that
 
2012-05-07 08:45:59 PM  
 
2012-05-07 08:46:07 PM  

FinFangFark: tbaughm: silgryphon: Anyone read Scott Stieners twitter rants?

Hilarious

Rant implies coherence, or at the very least a discernible language


Scott "The Human Calculator" Steiner


I swear he does this crap on purpose, just for the boys.


WTF was that thing in back with the belt?
 
2012-05-07 08:46:10 PM  

SharkTrager: TheManofPA: FinFangFark: TheManofPA: FinFangFark: I think this AJ stalker angle....a great way to get DBD over as a face, which Vince will have to inevitable do.

C'mon Vince, you can even take credit for it...we won't mind.

I got to reference you in the Avengers thread for fun.

oh snap, link it. I love the heat I generate.

Mind you, they really referenced FingFangFoom, but whose counting:

Link

He's still not going to sleep with you.


True, the only hall pass I have from the wife are for Salma Hayek, and AJ Lee, but my wife might change her mind and want to make it a triple threat.
 
2012-05-07 08:46:19 PM  

FinFangFark: tbaughm: silgryphon: Anyone read Scott Stieners twitter rants?

Hilarious

Rant implies coherence, or at the very least a discernible language


Scott "The Human Calculator" Steiner


I swear he does this crap on purpose, just for the boys.


www.wrestlehut.org
 
2012-05-07 08:47:57 PM  
 
2012-05-07 08:48:22 PM  

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 303x320]


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-07 08:49:35 PM  
Good God I love Gossip Girl.
 
2012-05-07 08:49:38 PM  

silgryphon: The full sequence is 1:19-CR-609 and its represents biatchoffs docket # when he testified under oath

In Atlanta's Gold Club trial

More later on his exact testimony which is very revealing and humurous bcuz it shows what a

Weasle he is,which i will also post on my website,



WAIT..............a second.
 
2012-05-07 08:50:11 PM  
 
2012-05-07 08:50:57 PM  
I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.
 
2012-05-07 08:51:21 PM  
10 minutes to Nickleback.

Do anyone remember to send the air bill payment?
 
2012-05-07 08:51:30 PM  
 
2012-05-07 08:51:44 PM  

a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.


True.

He blows.
 
2012-05-07 08:52:02 PM  

a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-07 08:52:17 PM  

a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.


Who's alt is this?
 
2012-05-07 08:52:57 PM  

silgryphon: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.

Who's alt is this?


It's got to be Smiths
 
2012-05-07 08:53:11 PM  

silgryphon: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.

Who's alt is this?


One of these days we'll end up with a real mark. Then things will get interesting.
 
2012-05-07 08:53:35 PM  

penguin31: silgryphon:
[cdn.polfurs.org image 600x318]


What Scott Steiner may sound like...

imageshack.us
 
2012-05-07 08:53:39 PM  
For all of you out there, riding through this world, all alone....

The crow flies straight, a perfect line...

BLACKJACK

HOOKERS

100%
 
2012-05-07 08:53:45 PM  
Link You can't touch Steiner. Absolutely stay with it until he breaks it down. Possibly my favorite video of all time.
 
2012-05-07 08:53:47 PM  

P-Money All $tar: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: After three consecutive months of holding the real gredunza championship for the funniest post of the night. My two alter-egos are stepping away from the mic for a one week breather, also seeing Big Johnny insert himself into the main event made me want to start cutting myself, again.

That and Albert, AND IT'S ALBERT NOT LORD WHATEVER, gives me the turbo-willies...

dropping like flies this week......

Vince is to blame for this.

FARKING ARSEHOLE!!!!


Awwwwwww, what's the matter poor ittle wickle SMARKS?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Think it's NOT FAIR?!

Well it's my way or the highway SMARKS so you better get used to the philosophy:

LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE!!!
 
2012-05-07 08:54:17 PM  

SharkTrager: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.

True.

He blows.


What's that mean?
 
2012-05-07 08:55:37 PM  

a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: SharkTrager: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.

True.

He blows.

What's that mean?


He's really Canadian.
 
2012-05-07 08:56:23 PM  

MagSeven: Link You can't touch Steiner. Absolutely stay with it until he breaks it down. Possibly my favorite video of all time.


Oh God, Steiner's political debate with Nowinski...glorious.
 
2012-05-07 08:56:27 PM  

a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.


imageshack.us
 
2012-05-07 08:56:42 PM  

a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-07 08:57:17 PM  

a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: SharkTrager: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.

True.

He blows.

What's that mean?


ask your mom.
 
2012-05-07 08:57:19 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

Happy birthday, Owen.

We still miss you.
 
2012-05-07 08:57:46 PM  

P-Money All $tar: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: SharkTrager: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.

True.

He blows.

What's that mean?

ask your mom.


No, ask your mothers friends
 
2012-05-07 08:57:55 PM  

MagSeven: Link You can't touch Steiner. Absolutely stay with it until he breaks it down. Possibly my favorite video of all time.


OMG...that is easily the funniest thing I've seen all day.
 
2012-05-07 08:58:09 PM  
This thread has gotten more insane over the past year....glad i'm part of it. Raw is being DVR'd and i'm leaving work.
 
2012-05-07 08:58:37 PM  

silgryphon: P-Money All $tar: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: SharkTrager: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.

True.

He blows.

What's that mean?

ask your mom.

No, ask your mothers friends


No, ask yur father's friends.
 
2012-05-07 08:58:56 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [img.thesun.co.uk image 280x390]

Happy birthday, Owen.

We still miss you.


Would have been 47... probably still wrestling to some degree.
 
2012-05-07 08:59:11 PM  

SharkTrager: silgryphon: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.

Who's alt is this?

One of these days we'll end up with a real mark. Then things will get interesting.


I like to believe that JFSP is a mark wrapped in a smark wrapped in a mark wrapped in a smark
 
2012-05-07 08:59:41 PM  
We open with Johnny Ace and a serious Cena segment.

Soap writers gotta get paid afterall.
 
2012-05-07 08:59:47 PM  

Captain Steroid: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.


No, I've kept up with u guys for a while but I finally got my parents permission to sign up. U people are missing the point. Great technical wrestlers like hogan, cena, big show, and Andre made this sport. Quit being mean to them.
 
2012-05-07 08:59:51 PM  

TheManofPA: SharkTrager: silgryphon: a 10-yr-old John Cena fan: I really hope I get to see john cena tonight. He's my favorite wrestler. I wish you guys would quit picking on him. He does not suck.

Who's alt is this?

One of these days we'll end up with a real mark. Then things will get interesting.

I like to believe that JFSP is a mark wrapped in a smark wrapped in a mark wrapped in a smark


You just like to think about wrapping up JfSP.
 
2012-05-07 08:59:53 PM  
If I dont Orton myself during this, this raw will be an accomplishment.
 
2012-05-07 08:59:54 PM  
BAH GAWD IT"S GO TIME
 
2012-05-07 08:59:54 PM  
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 09:00:08 PM  
They'll open with Johnny Ace getting booed out of the building. We be in Mark territory tonight
 
2012-05-07 09:00:17 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-05-07 09:00:20 PM  
NICKELBACK TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 09:00:24 PM  
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
LET'S GO RASSLIN BOYS!
 
2012-05-07 09:00:30 PM  
ANDRE THE GIANT!
 
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