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2012-05-07 08:08:38 PM
Hey guys, I know we are pretty down on WWE because well we are. I just want to put out a positive WWE post

A) The next PPV will have CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan for the WWE Title.

To put that in perspective, OTL 2011 had the ultimate in SUPERCENA (the Miz/Riley match) and SUPERORTON destroying Christian so the title picture is better in that regard. Also tonight, that means mandatory screen time for Punk vs. Bryan until they enter into some soap opera written thing. Tonight might be fun before Vince ruins it

B) Johnny Ace while the retired WWE exec is STILL younger than Hogan, Sting, and Flair who play a big part in TNA. He's oddly only months older than Jeff Jarrett.

C) DANIEL BRYAN NOW HAS UNTIL 5 (if only we'd get a Final Countdown entrance)

D) Troof/Kofi with the tag belts with be like Borne/Kofi. They won't have to talk, BUT they will get TV time to showcase good wrestling (HOPEFULLY)

E) Khali did show he can be in a ring for 4 minutes last week
 
2012-05-07 08:08:39 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Kofi and his GF Chi-Chi Schickel

So when they go to bed, does he use the pyro when coming in the room?


I Know I do before I bang your mom.

/the bedpost pyro goes off when I finish.
 
2012-05-07 08:10:27 PM

SharkTrager: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Kofi and his GF Chi-Chi Schickel

So when they go to bed, does he use the pyro when coming in the room?

I Know I do before I bang your mom.

/the bedpost pyro goes off when I finish.


Well, that explains the burn marks on your ass.

/Dougie told me about them.
 
2012-05-07 08:10:53 PM

nyrkah1: SharkTrager: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Kofi and his GF Chi-Chi Schickel

So when they go to bed, does he use the pyro when coming in the room?

I Know I do before I bang your mom.

/the bedpost pyro goes off when I finish.

Well, that explains the burn marks on your ass.

/Dougie told me about them.


Sup broski
 
2012-05-07 08:11:04 PM

robsul82: 10 hours of Bryan Danielson yelling "YES!"


Bookmarked
 
2012-05-07 08:11:09 PM

TheManofPA: C) DANIEL BRYAN NOW HAS UNTIL 5 (if only we'd get a Final Countdown entrance)


That, and I really like the idea of refusing to acknowledge tapouts and only recognizing a submission if his opponent screams "YES!" I think that'd just be hilarious.
 
2012-05-07 08:11:36 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: SharkTrager: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Kofi and his GF Chi-Chi Schickel

So when they go to bed, does he use the pyro when coming in the room?

I Know I do before I bang your mom.

/the bedpost pyro goes off when I finish.

Well, that explains the burn marks on your ass.

/Dougie told me about them.

Sup broski


Just waiting for the Rangers to break my heart......again.
 
2012-05-07 08:12:41 PM
p.twimg.com
 
2012-05-07 08:13:15 PM
I bet we see Teddy Long being degraded by Eve tonight
 
2012-05-07 08:13:54 PM

nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: SharkTrager: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Kofi and his GF Chi-Chi Schickel

So when they go to bed, does he use the pyro when coming in the room?

I Know I do before I bang your mom.

/the bedpost pyro goes off when I finish.

Well, that explains the burn marks on your ass.

/Dougie told me about them.

Sup broski

Just waiting for the Rangers to break my heart......again.


Meh. Flyers already did that to me. Farking Devils.


But at least we took out Sid "I can see potato" Crosby and the dirty dirty Pens
 
2012-05-07 08:14:41 PM

SharkTrager: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Kofi and his GF Chi-Chi Schickel

So when they go to bed, does he use the pyro when coming in the room?

I Know I do before I bang your mom.

/the bedpost pyro goes off when I finish.


Kanedertaker?
 
2012-05-07 08:15:22 PM
1-0 New York after 20.
 
2012-05-07 08:15:28 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: SharkTrager: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Kofi and his GF Chi-Chi Schickel

So when they go to bed, does he use the pyro when coming in the room?

I Know I do before I bang your mom.

/the bedpost pyro goes off when I finish.

Well, that explains the burn marks on your ass.

/Dougie told me about them.

Sup broski

Just waiting for the Rangers to break my heart......again.

Meh. Flyers already did that to me. Farking Devils.


But at least we took out Sid "I can see potato" Crosby and the dirty dirty Pens


I heard a YES! chant erupted during the hockey game yesterday...

FANFARKINGTASTIC!!
 
2012-05-07 08:15:41 PM

robsul82: 10 hours of Bryan Danielson yelling "YES!"


Mother of God
 
2012-05-07 08:15:57 PM

robsul82: 1-0 New York after 20.


Son of a biatch.
 
2012-05-07 08:16:45 PM

silgryphon: I bet we see Teddy Long being degraded by Eve tonight


That's a given. How sad will Sad Teddy be tonight? Will his name tag further increase in size? Will he need to take Johnny Ace's Brother Love suit to the dry cleaners? FIND OUT TONIGHT!
 
2012-05-07 08:17:21 PM

P-Money All $tar: I heard a YES! chant erupted during the hockey game yesterday...

FANFARKINGTASTIC!!


After Game 6 of the Devils/Panthers series in Newark, people were yelling random shiat on the escalator down to the front doors, so I yelled "YES! YES! YES!" and did the pointing. Six or seven people joined in and the rest gave us weird looks, lol.
 
2012-05-07 08:19:34 PM

silgryphon: I bet we see Teddy Long being degraded by Eve tonight


LOL THAT'D BE SO FUNNY IS TRISH v3.0beta DOES HER AMAZING ACTING! OH MY GOD SHE'S SO AMAZING AND DEFINITELY CAN BACK UP HER BITEECHNESS IN THE RING I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER IN MATCHES!

seriously, xpac heat for her on this end. forced bicch is forced.
 
2012-05-07 08:22:25 PM

Dougie AXP: Meh. Flyers already did that to me. Farking Devils.


But at least we took out Sid "I can see potato" Crosby and the dirty dirty Pens



hey. round 1 was OUR cup, man. We won the Pennsylvania Cup! Anything else is just gravy. Jersey is just a classy, good hockey club. I hate watching Philly lose; it's annoying to have 3 hours of my life go to a loss (aka: JfSP's wedding).

But... come on.. Philly/Pitt was what it should have been and more and totally was entertaining for the two weeks it went on.

More entertaining than the WWE trainwrecks.

WA TA SHI WA
LORD TENSAI DE SU
 
2012-05-07 08:23:14 PM
So it looks like Zeke Jackson was meant to have a ginormous push at the RR and going to Wrestlemania. But after he was told, he began talking shiat backstage, pissing off the boys. Vince has to come to the locker room, put him in his place, and squash his push before it even began.

Right, it has nothing to do with the fact that he sucks, and the back of his neck is disturbing.
 
2012-05-07 08:24:17 PM

tbaughm: SharkTrager: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Kofi and his GF Chi-Chi Schickel

So when they go to bed, does he use the pyro when coming in the room?

I Know I do before I bang your mom.

/the bedpost pyro goes off when I finish.

Kanedertaker?


Kumdertaker
 
2012-05-07 08:25:04 PM

Smiths: Dougie AXP: Meh. Flyers already did that to me. Farking Devils.


But at least we took out Sid "I can see potato" Crosby and the dirty dirty Pens


hey. round 1 was OUR cup, man. We won the Pennsylvania Cup! Anything else is just gravy. Jersey is just a classy, good hockey club. I hate watching Philly lose; it's annoying to have 3 hours of my life go to a loss (aka: JfSP's wedding).

But... come on.. Philly/Pitt was what it should have been and more and totally was entertaining for the two weeks it went on.

More entertaining than the WWE trainwrecks.

WA TA SHI WA
LORD TENSAI DE SU


Begrudgingly this. I loved how they got under Malkin and Crosbys skin. They showed the rest of the league how to play those pricks.
 
2012-05-07 08:26:49 PM

Dougie AXP: Smiths: Dougie AXP: Meh. Flyers already did that to me. Farking Devils.


But at least we took out Sid "I can see potato" Crosby and the dirty dirty Pens


hey. round 1 was OUR cup, man. We won the Pennsylvania Cup! Anything else is just gravy. Jersey is just a classy, good hockey club. I hate watching Philly lose; it's annoying to have 3 hours of my life go to a loss (aka: JfSP's wedding).

But... come on.. Philly/Pitt was what it should have been and more and totally was entertaining for the two weeks it went on.

More entertaining than the WWE trainwrecks.

WA TA SHI WA
LORD TENSAI DE SU

Begrudgingly this. I loved how they got under Malkin and Crosbys skin. They showed the rest of the league how to play those pricks.


BEST IN THE WORLD
mrzip66.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-07 08:26:55 PM
So, was Natalie able to cure her IBS?
 
2012-05-07 08:27:37 PM

SharkTrager: tbaughm: SharkTrager: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Kofi and his GF Chi-Chi Schickel

So when they go to bed, does he use the pyro when coming in the room?

I Know I do before I bang your mom.

/the bedpost pyro goes off when I finish.

Kanedertaker?

Kumdertaker


i6.photobucket.com

It makes his guyliner run.
 
2012-05-07 08:27:54 PM
Your preshow entertainment

Link

Despite the presence of Jericho, it's not that bad of a match
 
2012-05-07 08:28:09 PM

TheManofPA: Dougie AXP: Smiths: Dougie AXP: Meh. Flyers already did that to me. Farking Devils.


But at least we took out Sid "I can see potato" Crosby and the dirty dirty Pens


hey. round 1 was OUR cup, man. We won the Pennsylvania Cup! Anything else is just gravy. Jersey is just a classy, good hockey club. I hate watching Philly lose; it's annoying to have 3 hours of my life go to a loss (aka: JfSP's wedding).

But... come on.. Philly/Pitt was what it should have been and more and totally was entertaining for the two weeks it went on.

More entertaining than the WWE trainwrecks.

WA TA SHI WA
LORD TENSAI DE SU

Begrudgingly this. I loved how they got under Malkin and Crosbys skin. They showed the rest of the league how to play those pricks.

BEST IN THE WORLD


I'm sorry. Whose still playing hockey? It certainly ain't those douches.

Hell Crosby is probably practicing his ABC's and counting to ten on his hands.
 
2012-05-07 08:28:22 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 640x342]

/that is all
//oh and P$, I listened to most of your Mark Out Man show at the end of work today. kinda enjoyable. ya know, for gays

We need a "smiths" signal like we used to have for I Said.


i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 08:29:25 PM

hobblekitty: Jim from Saint Paul: Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 640x342]

/that is all
//oh and P$, I listened to most of your Mark Out Man show at the end of work today. kinda enjoyable. ya know, for gays

We need a "smiths" signal like we used to have for I Said.


Oh that is farking perfect
 
2012-05-07 08:30:46 PM

FinFangFark: robsul82: 10 hours of Bryan Danielson yelling "YES!"

Mother of God


I clicked on that expecting it to be something other than what robsul described. But I will be goddamned, I was wrong wrong wrong.
 
2012-05-07 08:32:44 PM
I think this AJ stalker angle....a great way to get DBD over as a face, which Vince will have to inevitable do.

C'mon Vince, you can even take credit for it...we won't mind.
 
2012-05-07 08:33:12 PM

TheManofPA: BEST IN THE WORLD


3 years ago. 3 years ago I wasn't married and JfSP's mother-in-law had 2 legs.
 
2012-05-07 08:33:23 PM

hobblekitty: FinFangFark: robsul82: 10 hours of Bryan Danielson yelling "YES!"

Mother of God

I clicked on that expecting it to be something other than what robsul described. But I will be goddamned, I was wrong wrong wrong.


No lies here, lol.
 
2012-05-07 08:33:47 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-05-07 08:33:59 PM
After three consecutive months of holding the real gredunza championship for the funniest post of the night. My two alter-egos are stepping away from the mic for a one week breather, also seeing Big Johnny insert himself into the main event made me want to start cutting myself, again.

That and Albert, AND IT'S ALBERT NOT LORD WHATEVER, gives me the turbo-willies...
 
2012-05-07 08:34:17 PM

Smiths:

WA TA SHI WA
LORD TENSAI DE SU


DESU!!!
media.animewallpapers.com
 
2012-05-07 08:34:33 PM

Dougie AXP: TheManofPA: Dougie AXP: Smiths: Dougie AXP: Meh. Flyers already did that to me. Farking Devils.


But at least we took out Sid "I can see potato" Crosby and the dirty dirty Pens


hey. round 1 was OUR cup, man. We won the Pennsylvania Cup! Anything else is just gravy. Jersey is just a classy, good hockey club. I hate watching Philly lose; it's annoying to have 3 hours of my life go to a loss (aka: JfSP's wedding).

But... come on.. Philly/Pitt was what it should have been and more and totally was entertaining for the two weeks it went on.

More entertaining than the WWE trainwrecks.

WA TA SHI WA
LORD TENSAI DE SU

Begrudgingly this. I loved how they got under Malkin and Crosbys skin. They showed the rest of the league how to play those pricks.

BEST IN THE WORLD

I'm sorry. Whose still playing hockey? It certainly ain't those douches.

Hell Crosby is probably practicing his ABC's and counting to ten on his hands.



MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Link
 
2012-05-07 08:35:26 PM

FinFangFark: I think this AJ stalker angle....a great way to get DBD over as a face, which Vince will have to inevitable do.

C'mon Vince, you can even take credit for it...we won't mind.


I got to reference you in the Avengers thread for fun.
 
2012-05-07 08:36:37 PM

TheManofPA: FinFangFark: I think this AJ stalker angle....a great way to get DBD over as a face, which Vince will have to inevitable do.

C'mon Vince, you can even take credit for it...we won't mind.

I got to reference you in the Avengers thread for fun.


oh snap, link it. I love the heat I generate.
 
2012-05-07 08:37:44 PM
EXTREME

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wrestleshare.com
 
2012-05-07 08:39:03 PM

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 303x320]


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 08:39:14 PM

robsul82: hobblekitty: FinFangFark: robsul82: 10 hours of Bryan Danielson yelling "YES!"

Mother of God

I clicked on that expecting it to be something other than what robsul described. But I will be goddamned, I was wrong wrong wrong.

No lies here, lol.


Oh don't get me wrong, it isn't that I thought you were lying per se, but more making a joke, because I couldn't believe someone would actually make a ten hour long video of nothing but a side-skipping D-bry saying "YES" over and over.

/Over the past few weeks I have heard the word "yes" so many times it isn't even a word anymore
//I did appreciate one of the youtube comments from the guy who said he was going to play that in the background next time he boinks his GF. (Don't get any ideas P$)
 
2012-05-07 08:39:42 PM
Anyone read Scott Stieners twitter rants?

Hilarious
 
2012-05-07 08:40:56 PM

silgryphon: Anyone read Scott Stieners twitter rants?

Hilarious


Rant implies coherence, or at the very least a discernible language
 
2012-05-07 08:41:13 PM
i290.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 08:41:27 PM

FinFangFark: TheManofPA: FinFangFark: I think this AJ stalker angle....a great way to get DBD over as a face, which Vince will have to inevitable do.

C'mon Vince, you can even take credit for it...we won't mind.

I got to reference you in the Avengers thread for fun.

oh snap, link it. I love the heat I generate.


Mind you, they really referenced FingFangFoom, but whose counting:

Link
 
2012-05-07 08:41:30 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: After three consecutive months of holding the real gredunza championship for the funniest post of the night. My two alter-egos are stepping away from the mic for a one week breather, also seeing Big Johnny insert himself into the main event made me want to start cutting myself, again.

That and Albert, AND IT'S ALBERT NOT LORD WHATEVER, gives me the turbo-willies...


dropping like flies this week......

Vince is to blame for this.

FARKING ARSEHOLE!!!!
 
2012-05-07 08:41:36 PM

silgryphon: Anyone read Scott Stieners twitter rants?

Hilarious


No, but now I'm curious. Scott Steiner is full of crazy and awesome.
 
2012-05-07 08:42:02 PM
BTW, anyone else notice that Mayweather called boxing "Sports Entertainment"?
 
2012-05-07 08:42:28 PM

sid244: [i290.photobucket.com image 400x400]


i107.photobucket.com
 
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