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(The Sun)   Firefighter by day, call girl by night. Bonus: She can slide down my pole anytime pictures   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 30
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2012-05-07 06:20:58 AM
3 votes:

ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.


£1300 is only assuming the person wants to go all night. 2 hours (or even 1) may be enough for some people. I paid $500 for 2 hours with an escort in Japan. Actually, I did that 3 times so yeah, in total I spent $1500.

As for why people do it, many reasons I guess. Take me for example, I have a medical condition so I can't cum easily and sometimes have trouble getting it up. In this case I had no trouble getting it up cause the girl was stunning, but after 90 minutes of foreplay and sex and still not finishing, it was kinda embarrassing. I just can't face going out with a girl and getting a bad reaction. I'm already pretty sensitive about the issue. It was fine with the escort though cause she's probably had that kind of thing before and she totally didn't make a big deal about it. I was able to be relaxed and just enjoy myself.

Second time was much of the same, couldn't finish but also had problems with it starting to flag after 30 minutes. Third time, couldn't finish again. I still felt pretty lousy cause I couldn't even cum after being with what was pretty much my dream girl. But it was how she handled the situation that still made me feel OK about it.

So yeah, guys with medical issues probably top quite high on the list of those who use escorts.
2012-05-07 04:43:48 AM
3 votes:
Thanks to The Sun, this firefighter will probably lose her job now. What a great newspaper.
Heb
2012-05-07 03:45:28 AM
3 votes:

Rincewind53: Ah, the Sun. Exposing random people who don't deserve to be exposed.


Exactly. What a shiatrag of a paper. That poor woman's life is probably ruined now, and for what?

Makes me shudder to think how close Murdoch was to getting control of BSkyB. Sky news would have morphed into Fox.
2012-05-06 11:18:50 PM
3 votes:
Ah, the Sun. Exposing random people who don't deserve to be exposed.
2012-05-07 12:37:33 PM
2 votes:
A cached version of her with some NSFW pics, including the one in the article

Link NSFW (new window)
2012-05-07 10:58:51 AM
2 votes:

SharkTrager: ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.

$1,300 is extreme but, honestly, most of the "I would never pay for sex" guys I know have paid much more than that more than once, often getting nothing, and just don't accept it.

When I hear a guy say he's never paid for sex either I'm talking to George Cloony or someone who is delusional.


All men pay for sex but and "I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo" plus spent over 20 years in the military and still cannot imagine a night of sex worth $2,103.90 with just some escort.

1,300.00000 British Pound = 2,103.90050 US Dollar
1.61839 US Dollar per British Pound
2012-05-07 09:44:18 AM
2 votes:
Why

hasn't

anyone

found

a

link

to

her

site
2012-05-07 07:13:56 AM
2 votes:
Why hasn't anyone found her page and linked it here?

Is it because this is not real?
2012-05-07 06:39:47 AM
2 votes:

Uisce Beatha: AbbeySomeone: That was a dickish comment.

To be fair, it was a dickish article - "exposing" a non-public figure for legal (in England) activities, albeit activities that might embarrass them. Yeah, pretty much definition of snot-nosed dickishness, so responding to it with similar dickishness, not so much of a big deal, IMHO


To clarify - The reporter saying he declined her offer was the dickish part. If she did offer he most likely could not have afforded it. He sounds like the stick he carries up his ass is more substantial than the one in his pants.
2012-05-07 06:28:27 AM
2 votes:

AbbeySomeone: That was a dickish comment.


To be fair, it was a dickish article - "exposing" a non-public figure for legal (in England) activities, albeit activities that might embarrass them. Yeah, pretty much definition of snot-nosed dickishness, so responding to it with similar dickishness, not so much of a big deal, IMHO
2012-05-07 04:17:39 AM
2 votes:

Rincewind53: Ah, the Sun. Exposing random people who don't deserve to be exposed.


Exactly. What a dick move.
2012-05-06 10:51:37 PM
2 votes:
Yeah, I'm gonna call 'bullshiat' on that one.
2012-05-06 10:48:06 PM
2 votes:
Our reporter declined couldn't afford her offer.
2012-05-06 10:39:34 PM
2 votes:
She's pretty nice looking.
2012-05-07 10:16:32 PM
1 votes:

Party Like It's 1975: "I was living on my overdraft before and now I'm not, which is nice."

Hmm, live within my means or whore myself out to buy stuff. What to do? What to do?

Her parents must be proud of the decision-making skills they taught her.


Ummm... She is living within her means.
2012-05-07 02:12:54 PM
1 votes:

meanmutton: Old statistic is old. Like more than a decade old.

Also, it was based on our large rate of uninsured.


At least mine is based on data... unless you have citations to back your claim up?
2012-05-07 01:25:58 PM
1 votes:

Grables'Daughter: this was a sabotage article


It's looking more and more that way - in which case, dick move, Sun.
2012-05-07 12:41:45 PM
1 votes:

Grables'Daughter: I just don't get it.

I couldn't take my pictures down off of the Internet if I tried, but this girl gets them all removed in a day or two?

I'm starting to lean toward this being a bullshiat story.


Found her I think (you can delete your pages, but not the google cache):
Here
2012-05-07 10:43:10 AM
1 votes:

SharkTrager: ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.

$1,300 is extreme but, honestly, most of the "I would never pay for sex" guys I know have paid much more than that more than once, often getting nothing, and just don't accept it.

When I hear a guy say he's never paid for sex either I'm talking to George Cloony or someone who is delusional.


Although this is true with a lot of guys, I've also known plenty of guys who haven't had to 'pay' for sex.

Some women are plenty happy to pay their way in a relationship. Some guys will date a woman, maybe pay for the first date but then she might pay for the second and after that they might just go halves on anything after that. And yeah, there will be the occasion where the guy will treat the woman to something but the point I'm making is that not every guy has to lay down a wad of cash just to get a girl to open her legs.

And the guys I've known who have done this are just average guys, not super hunks. My observation is that it all depends on what kind of girl the guy goes for as to whether he'll end up paying for the sex or not.
2012-05-07 08:20:30 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: English 10. American 4.7.


Trolling im sure but I see this a lot on Fark.

Why do you think the US has so many stunners?

You have a lot of plastic barbie dolls if you go to the right/wrong places but I don't see you having more than your fair share of good lookers.

Just like the US, in the UK it depends where you go. Spend the night near the West end you will see some good looking well turned out women.

Spend the night in Bradford an you'll need eye bleach.

Spend the night walking down the strip in Vegas and the speed of hideous fatties in flannel will cause the same effect.

Your US TV stars are airbrushed stepford wives who would look the same in the morning as any others.

/except that brunette Maralyn in "Smash". I would smash her back doors in.
2012-05-07 07:43:35 AM
1 votes:
I get the feeling she loves to firefight and loves to get paid for sex only slightly less. Good on her, I hope this article bolsters he business.
2012-05-07 07:40:41 AM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, in the US, she would be fired for even being a stripper on the side.
2012-05-07 07:03:11 AM
1 votes:

Mock26: $500 for an hour? Sure, if I was making $100,000+ a year and was in her town on business and bored one night.

I do have to wonder, though, about the nature of those activities that are "a bit more intimate"?


Sigh. She probably offers a girlfriend experience. Pay more, she'll cuddle, kiss, say she loves you, etc. For the forever alone.
2012-05-07 06:41:38 AM
1 votes:

CujoQuarrel: Not at those prices.

I'll go $50 tops.


Which will probably get you some disease-infested skank who is covered in track marks and smells of the last four guys who farked her. But, if that is what you are into then all the more power to you!

:-D
2012-05-07 06:22:47 AM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Our reporter declined couldn't afford her offer.


That was a dickish comment. Maybe his wife threw a fit over the interview.

JohnnyApocalypse: publikenemy: Everyone keeps blaming The Sun for this article. She could have declined. She gave them comments and even offered the reporter a go at it. She was obviously willing to be a part of the story, so fark her if she catches hell for it.

FTFA: She offered a Sun investigator a one-hour sex session at a central London hotel.

In the hotel room, Emma said: "We can do whatever you want - within normal bounds. I don't have any whips and chains."

You read it one way, I read it another... since the article mentioned 'investigator' instead of 'reporter', and since said investigator was offered a one-hour and then went to the room, I'm guessing this guy posed as a client and pumped her for info.

/I said 'pumped her'


That made me think she was outed and went along with it once she discovered the 'reporters' agenda.
2012-05-07 05:23:23 AM
1 votes:
publikenemy: Everyone keeps blaming The Sun for this article. She could have declined. She gave them comments and even offered the reporter a go at it. She was obviously willing to be a part of the story, so fark her if she catches hell for it.

FTFA: She offered a Sun investigator a one-hour sex session at a central London hotel.

In the hotel room, Emma said: "We can do whatever you want - within normal bounds. I don't have any whips and chains."

You read it one way, I read it another... since the article mentioned 'investigator' instead of 'reporter', and since said investigator was offered a one-hour and then went to the room, I'm guessing this guy posed as a client and pumped her for info.

/I said 'pumped her'
2012-05-07 05:13:44 AM
1 votes:
Everyone keeps blaming The Sun for this article. She could have declined. She gave them comments and even offered the reporter a go at it. She was obviously willing to be a part of the story, so fark her if she catches hell for it.
Heb
2012-05-07 04:56:40 AM
1 votes:

Mock26: Is prostitution of this type (escort as opposed to street walker) legal in England?


Selling sex and paying for sex are both perfectly legal in the UK. However there are plenty of other laws that stop Amersterdam type brothels. You cannot sell sex on the street, or kerb crawl looking for sex, or profit off someone else selling sex, or have more than one person selling sex from the same place (so no brothels). But private individuals making private agreements between each other is fine.
2012-05-07 04:33:57 AM
1 votes:

Mock26: Is prostitution of this type (escort as opposed to street walker) legal in England?


Nope, pretty sure it's not (though someone please correct me if I'm wrong). I think in England, any form of selling sex is illegal. I guess her way of avoiding this issue is that she probably doesn't claim to be selling sex on her website. Although I could be wrong. And it doesn't matter now anyway since the Sun has kindly outed her.

And yeah, she's pretty, but I'm not sure if she's £300 an hour pretty. I've actually paid that amount for an escort in Japan and the girl was an 8-9 out of 10.

Then again, this article indicates that she does slightly kinky stuff so I guess that brings the value up if thats your thing.

Then again, could be total BS what with it being the Sun.
2012-05-06 10:46:29 PM
1 votes:
She has an Amy Pond thing going on.
 
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