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2012-05-07 11:23:10 AM
scruffy1: Grables'Daughter: I just don't get it.

I couldn't take my pictures down off of the Internet if I tried, but this girl gets them all removed in a day or two?

I'm starting to lean toward this being a bullshiat story.

You have mail.


i295.photobucket.com

"That's it."
 
2012-05-07 11:26:12 AM
As a firefighter I wonder how well she handled seamen?
 
2012-05-07 11:28:14 AM
Mr. Parker: Meh, I'd do her but if I'm gonna pay I'm gonna hang out with the secret service guys, they know where to find cheap smoking hot ass.

You may not actually want to associate with that New Order Grade Stupid.
They really farked that operation beyond all recognition. Nothing new, but it got out of hand before damage control got there.

/benefit of 40 years providing medical care for "spooks", management is hiring all the wrong idiots for the past 20 years.
//don't blame the soldier, did you not learn that?
 
2012-05-07 11:32:50 AM
us.123rf.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-07 11:41:02 AM
Grables'Daughter: I just don't get it.

I couldn't take my pictures down off of the Internet if I tried, but this girl gets them all removed in a day or two?

I'm starting to lean toward this being a bullshiat story.


Since when do you have pictures on the internet?
 
2012-05-07 11:49:58 AM
Broom: Heb: Well it's like healthcare. The US may have some of the best is ranked 38th in the world, but it sure as hell also has some of the worst leads the world in costs, leaving the UK to do better overall

FTFY.

/Seriously, our hospitals suck. But they're expensive.

//No comment on da wimmens. Currently getting high-service low-fees.


Indeed, we spend the most on healthcare but don't have nearly as much to show for it because our costs are so f'ing high. Free Market helping Homeland have Better Health Outcomes, thank you. Oh, thank you.
 
2012-05-07 11:54:10 AM
Grables'Daughter: I just don't get it.

I couldn't take my pictures down off of the Internet if I tried, but this girl gets them all removed in a day or two?

I'm starting to lean toward this being a bullshiat story.


I have a former boss, now an RVP with a Fortune 500 company who, at one point, thought she'd be a model. She got her "start" posing for Hooters, where she works, and her trading cards are on the market.

She got engaged to a man who comes from a VERY wealthy family. The kind of family with a premium skybox at Cowboy's Stadium and a private jet. Her in-laws have managed to scrub almost every instance of the photos of that time off the net, and when one comes up for sale it disappears very quickly. One week they were in the first results from a GIS, the next they were nowhere to be found.

/I have one of each
//bought them because she's also a raging psycho biatch
///may try listing them on eBay for $1K to see what happens
 
2012-05-07 11:55:51 AM
The sound of one hand clapping: SharkTrager: ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.

$1,300 is extreme but, honestly, most of the "I would never pay for sex" guys I know have paid much more than that more than once, often getting nothing, and just don't accept it.

When I hear a guy say he's never paid for sex either I'm talking to George Cloony or someone who is delusional.

Although this is true with a lot of guys, I've also known plenty of guys who haven't had to 'pay' for sex.

Some women are plenty happy to pay their way in a relationship. Some guys will date a woman, maybe pay for the first date but then she might pay for the second and after that they might just go halves on anything after that. And yeah, there will be the occasion where the guy will treat the woman to something but the point I'm making is that not every guy has to lay down a wad of cash just to get a girl to open her legs.

And the guys I've known who have done this are just average guys, not super hunks. My observation is that it all depends on what kind of girl the guy goes for as to whether he'll end up paying for the sex or not.


Then, to be frank, they haven't been with many women. I've had relationships where I paid for nothing, but they are few and far between. Even my married Republican politician brother will privately tell me it's cheaper to pay by the hour in the long run.
 
2012-05-07 12:11:19 PM
Hmmm, 300.00 an hour?
Can I get about 35.00 worth?
You'll probably come out ahead.
 
2012-05-07 12:15:21 PM
Grables'Daughter: GODDAMNITSOMUCH I WANT PICS OF THIS GIRL!

Yelling just makes you sound needy...

/Go ahead :)
 
2012-05-07 12:28:22 PM
Stoker: Hmmm, 300.00 an hour?
Can I get about 35.00 worth?
You'll probably come out ahead.


Try about $485 US dollars. She charges £300 an hour.
 
2012-05-07 12:33:59 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: 485

He would still be entitle to 8.083 minutes of pleasure. A lot of pleasant things can occur in that amount of time.

/Just sayin'
 
2012-05-07 12:36:56 PM
CasperImproved: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: 485

He would still be entitle to 8.083 minutes of pleasure. A lot of pleasant things can occur in that amount of time.

/Just sayin'


My calc was off... 4.33 minutes.
 
2012-05-07 12:37:33 PM
CasperImproved: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: 485

He would still be entitle to 8.083 minutes of pleasure. A lot of pleasant things can occur in that amount of time.

/Just sayin'


And with her? Well we could spend 6 minutes talking to each other after I was finished.
 
2012-05-07 12:37:33 PM
A cached version of her with some NSFW pics, including the one in the article

Link NSFW (new window)
 
2012-05-07 12:41:45 PM
Grables'Daughter: I just don't get it.

I couldn't take my pictures down off of the Internet if I tried, but this girl gets them all removed in a day or two?

I'm starting to lean toward this being a bullshiat story.


Found her I think (you can delete your pages, but not the google cache):
Here
 
2012-05-07 12:50:30 PM
Boston Kiwi: A cached version of her with some NSFW pics, including the one in the article

Link NSFW (new window)


That's a nice booty regardless of age.
 
2012-05-07 12:54:57 PM
Uisce Beatha: Found her I think (you can delete your pages, but not the google cache):

Yeah that is the page I found lol I did not think to check the cache my googlefu is weak.
 
2012-05-07 12:55:50 PM
Uisce Beatha:
Found her I think (you can delete your pages, but not the google cache):
Here


From TFL:
Jade has a selection of corsets she'll delight in modelling for you
ooo-kay

as well as not one but two pairs of thigh high boots
TWO whole pairs? You don't say, guv'nah? Now that seems like a cracking good ... meh

Jade is available to meet with couples
Never mind, I'm back to being interested

Jade is also available to duo with her good friend Holly
Yup, now I would consider it. Now to find Holly...
 
2012-05-07 01:00:15 PM
Grables'Daughter:
3.bp.blogspot.com

What the fark happened to that poor screen?
 
2012-05-07 01:01:05 PM
So, I am now honestly trying to figure out why she would have taken the pages down?
 
2012-05-07 01:01:19 PM
Uisce Beatha: Grables'Daughter: I just don't get it.

I couldn't take my pictures down off of the Internet if I tried, but this girl gets them all removed in a day or two?

I'm starting to lean toward this being a bullshiat story.

Found her I think (you can delete your pages, but not the google cache):
Here


Un-shopped version

i47.tinypic.com

Wow, now I see why they blurred out her eyes.
 
2012-05-07 01:03:38 PM
Grables'Daughter: So, I am now honestly trying to figure out why she would have taken the pages down?

No idea. Any publicity is good publicity and all that?

Either way, her friend Holly's page is here (NSFW, obv), and it includes an email address for her agency, should anyone feel like asking.
 
2012-05-07 01:04:08 PM
Grables'Daughter: Why

hasn't

anyone

found

a

link

to

her

site


"Cuz I'm at work, Dammit! Let me get home and I'll go all Jullian Assange on it.
 
2012-05-07 01:04:44 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Un-shopped version

Would still hit it.
 
2012-05-07 01:18:25 PM
vodka: Grables'Daughter:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 214x285]

What the fark happened to that poor screen?


I have to admit that I didn't even notice that.
 
2012-05-07 01:23:37 PM
Uisce Beatha: Grables'Daughter: So, I am now honestly trying to figure out why she would have taken the pages down?

No idea. Any publicity is good publicity and all that?


Yep, but I just don't get why she would remove the page, unless this was a sabotage article?
 
2012-05-07 01:24:44 PM
acad1228: Grables'Daughter: Why

hasn't

anyone

found

a

link

to

her

site

"Cuz I'm at work, Dammit! Let me get home and I'll go all Jullian Assange on it.


Thanks, but it's already been found - linky above.

Darth Vader has found the rebels on the remote ice planet of Hoth, and is planning an attack.

It will have to be a surface attack, since Admiral Ozzle came out of light speed too close to the system.

He is as clumsy as he is stupid.
 
2012-05-07 01:25:58 PM
Grables'Daughter: this was a sabotage article

It's looking more and more that way - in which case, dick move, Sun.
 
2012-05-07 01:27:21 PM
Uisce Beatha: Grables'Daughter: this was a sabotage article

It's looking more and more that way - in which case, dick move, Sun.


Yep.

It must be horrible for people to find out she has a website.
 
2012-05-07 01:32:33 PM
Broom: Heb: Well it's like healthcare. The US may have some of the best is ranked 38th in the world, but it sure as hell also has some of the worst leads the world in costs, leaving the UK to do better overall

FTFY.

/Seriously, our hospitals suck. But they're expensive.

//No comment on da wimmens. Currently getting high-service low-fees.


Old statistic is old. Like more than a decade old.

Also, it was based on our large rate of uninsured.
 
2012-05-07 01:34:18 PM
Mock26: CujoQuarrel: Not at those prices.

I'll go $50 tops.

Which will probably get you some disease-infested skank who is covered in track marks and smells of the last four guys who farked her. But, if that is what you are into then all the more power to you!

:-D


Just like most things there is this thing call the law of diminishing returns....not that I know from experience but I don't think say a $500/hr girl is that much different from a $1500/hr girl for most men.
 
2012-05-07 01:39:51 PM
I had to check back a couple times to make sure I was looking at the same woman as everyone else in this thread. I don't get it. Maybe my standards are completely ruined, but I simply don't find her attractive. If you want to add the caveat "she looks good for her age", that's fine - she's not wearing mom jeans and is in better shape than most other 38 year olds. That doesn't make her appealing in that line of work, though.

300 pounds per hour is absurd for what she has to offer. Why not find a mid-20 something that still has natural breasts and doesn't need to be blurred/photoshopped to hide her trollish aging face instead? Does firefighter chick have some tricks up her sleeve, or is the British escort market just really poor?
 
2012-05-07 01:40:29 PM
vodka: Grables'Daughter:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 214x285]

What the fark happened to that poor screen?


It's just a wii injury.
 
2012-05-07 01:58:12 PM
Smallberries: vodka: Grables'Daughter:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 214x285]

What the fark happened to that poor screen?

It's just a wii injury.


Smallberries made me smile.
 
2012-05-07 02:07:40 PM
screwzloos: 300 pounds per hour is absurd for what she has to offer. Why not find a mid-20 something that still has natural breasts and doesn't need to be blurred/photoshopped to hide her trollish aging face instead? Does firefighter chick have some tricks up her sleeve, or is the British escort market just really poor?

Older women are better at sex. That's why
 
2012-05-07 02:12:54 PM
meanmutton: Old statistic is old. Like more than a decade old.

Also, it was based on our large rate of uninsured.


At least mine is based on data... unless you have citations to back your claim up?
 
2012-05-07 02:28:45 PM
Great firefighter, or GREATEST firefighter?
 
2012-05-07 02:43:04 PM
Hopefully she keeps her day job under the time-honored it wasn't me, I was never there, you can't prove a thing defense.
 
2012-05-07 03:00:43 PM
Grables'Daughter: Uisce Beatha: Grables'Daughter: this was a sabotage article

It's looking more and more that way - in which case, dick move, Sun.

Yep.

It must be horrible for people to find out she has a website.


Maybe it is more an issue of being inundated with farkers and 12 year old boys calling her phone number and sending e-mails to the point where she can't find the actual prospective customers who can pay for her services? I thought the article said she works maybe one night a week. I don't she is looking for quantity of customers rather than quality, so all the attention is actually detrimental at this point.
 
2012-05-07 03:21:17 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x788]

Am I the only one that saw this in the first picture?


I was just about to do that same thing.

/leaving satisfied
 
2012-05-07 03:37:52 PM
Grables'Daughter: acad1228: Grables'Daughter: Why

hasn't

anyone

found

a

link

to

her

site

"Cuz I'm at work, Dammit! Let me get home and I'll go all Jullian Assange on it.

Thanks, but it's already been found - linky above.

Darth Vader has found the rebels on the remote ice planet of Hoth, and is planning an attack.

It will have to be a surface attack, since Admiral Ozzle came out of light speed too close to the system.

He is as clumsy as he is stupid.


He had a premature (light speed) evacuation?
 
2012-05-07 03:40:19 PM
Grables'Daughter: PYROY: You can tell she's high maintenance because she drinks her wine from a glass instead of directly from the bottle.

I drink beer directly from the tap.


You never cease to remind me why I have you as a "favorite."
 
2012-05-07 04:49:56 PM
Uisce Beatha: Jade is available to meet with couples
Never mind, I'm back to being interested

Jade is also available to duo with her good friend Holly
Yup, now I would consider it. Now to find Holly...


Aren't those pretty much par for the course in that industry? (So I hear...)
 
2012-05-07 05:00:23 PM
Not bad looking for 38 yr old Brit woman....though surprised she still can command 300 L per hour....prostitution is pretty much decriminalized in the UK (which should drive prices down)

Or, are Brit prosties that ugly?
 
2012-05-07 05:27:40 PM
Digitalstrange: Mock26: wombatsrus

You don't pay for the sex. You pay for them to leave after the sex.

Not speaking from experience, but I have to say that you definitely pay for the sex. I have had a few less-than-one-night stands over the years where the woman left after we were done and I have to say that doing the old in-out with her was far more satisfying (for me at least) than her doing the old out-the-door.

Your missing the point. What the saying means is that you are buying the ability to have sex without having to act interested in the woman or work at seducing them beforehand or talk to them or deal with them (other than handing them the money) afterwards.

Also in the case of the rich and famous (think Charlie Sheen) who could get laid for free any time they wanted because they are good looking and famous they often hire pros anyway because pros don't show up 3 months later with a paternity suit or sell the story to tabloids.

This saying doesn't apply to everyone. For people who are buying a hooker because they can't get women normally (for whatever reason) you are paying for the sex. THe saying is really for people who could get women the regular way but choose pros for laziness or safety reasons


I get the saying. I was making a joke.
 
2012-05-07 05:28:25 PM
Grables'Daughter: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 300x582]

Nice rack. Wonder if it's real?

Why is that photo from the article so blurry?


Tiny pic blown up.
 
2012-05-07 05:40:10 PM
SuperNinjaToad: Mock26: CujoQuarrel: Not at those prices.

I'll go $50 tops.

Which will probably get you some disease-infested skank who is covered in track marks and smells of the last four guys who farked her. But, if that is what you are into then all the more power to you!

:-D

Just like most things there is this thing call the law of diminishing returns....not that I know from experience but I don't think say a $500/hr girl is that much different from a $1500/hr girl for most men.


True, but what about the difference between a $500/hour girl and a $50/hour girl?
 
2012-05-07 05:58:54 PM
Mock26: SuperNinjaToad: Mock26: CujoQuarrel: Not at those prices.

I'll go $50 tops.

Which will probably get you some disease-infested skank who is covered in track marks and smells of the last four guys who farked her. But, if that is what you are into then all the more power to you!

:-D

Just like most things there is this thing call the law of diminishing returns....not that I know from experience but I don't think say a $500/hr girl is that much different from a $1500/hr girl for most men.

True, but what about the difference between a $500/hour girl and a $50/hour girl?


Meth.
 
2012-05-07 06:09:17 PM
Mock26: SuperNinjaToad: Mock26: CujoQuarrel: Not at those prices.

I'll go $50 tops.

Which will probably get you some disease-infested skank who is covered in track marks and smells of the last four guys who farked her. But, if that is what you are into then all the more power to you!

:-D

Just like most things there is this thing call the law of diminishing returns....not that I know from experience but I don't think say a $500/hr girl is that much different from a $1500/hr girl for most men.

True, but what about the difference between a $500/hour girl and a $50/hour girl?



I was told there would be no math.
 
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