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(The Sun)   Firefighter by day, call girl by night. Bonus: She can slide down my pole anytime pictures   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 209
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2012-05-07 07:35:02 AM

qualtrough: Confabulat: ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.

Five years? whoa

Possibilities, off the top of my mind:

1. Last time might have been forced sex with family member, so still traumatized.

2. Face was ripped off by chimp, pit bull, or other animal, women don't find that attractive.

3. Elderly. Extremely elderly.

5. In prison (no sex with opposite sex possible).

6. Was in a relationship with Lorena Bobbitt.

??


7. Married
 
2012-05-07 07:36:29 AM

Mock26: I do have to wonder, though, about the nature of those activities that are "a bit more intimate"?



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/slayer99/Owls/owlbanner3if.jpg
 
2012-05-07 07:37:10 AM

Mock26: $500 for an hour? Sure, if I was making $100,000+ a year and was in her town on business and bored one night.

I do have to wonder, though, about the nature of those activities that are "a bit more intimate"?


Lemme try that again

i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-07 07:40:41 AM
Meanwhile, in the US, she would be fired for even being a stripper on the side.
 
2012-05-07 07:41:45 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Meanwhile, in the US, she would be fired for even being a stripper on the side.


Yep.
 
2012-05-07 07:42:16 AM
Damn she's good lookin'!! I'd let her do me for free.
 
2012-05-07 07:43:35 AM
I get the feeling she loves to firefight and loves to get paid for sex only slightly less. Good on her, I hope this article bolsters he business.
 
2012-05-07 07:51:32 AM
A FIREFIGHTER is leading a secret life as a £1,300-a-night call girl,

Not anymore.
 
2012-05-07 07:54:01 AM
Guess subby couldn't find the HERO tag.
 
2012-05-07 07:55:37 AM

DrunkenBob: I get the feeling she loves to firefight and loves to get paid for sex only slightly less. Good on her, I hope this article bolsters he business.


You mean her sex business? Unless you're expecting guys all around London to start setting fires in hopes that she'll be part of the brigade that responds, and while the others are fighting the fire she'll come over and start stripping, peeling off each bit of her uniform, then slowly sink to her knees and...shiat, wait, where was I?
 
2012-05-07 07:59:31 AM

Heb: Mock26: Is prostitution of this type (escort as opposed to street walker) legal in England?

Selling sex and paying for sex are both perfectly legal in the UK. However there are plenty of other laws that stop Amersterdam type brothels. You cannot sell sex on the street, or kerb crawl looking for sex, or profit off someone else selling sex, or have more than one person selling sex from the same place (so no brothels). But private individuals making private agreements between each other is fine.


-Wait, didn't Wayne Rooney get caught leaving a brothel?
 
2012-05-07 08:01:02 AM

ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.


You don't pay for the sex. You pay for them to leave after the sex.
 
2012-05-07 08:02:30 AM

Zmog:
Now that I'm single, I can't affort it anymore. Oh well.


Now -that- isn't something you see every day.
 
2012-05-07 08:04:37 AM

wombatsrus: ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.

You don't pay for the sex. You pay for them to leave after the sex.


Not speaking from experience, but I have to say that you definitely pay for the sex. I have had a few less-than-one-night stands over the years where the woman left after we were done and I have to say that doing the old in-out with her was far more satisfying (for me at least) than her doing the old out-the-door.
 
2012-05-07 08:09:00 AM
Tell me again why this is not just regulated (health reasons) and taxed?
 
2012-05-07 08:10:27 AM

wombatsrus: ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.

You don't pay for the sex. You pay for them to leave after the sex.


Not necessarily, but again, different folks like different things. Some people are paying for not just the sex, but the intimacy and the female companionship. They may not even want the girl to leave after an hour but can't afford to pay for any more.

After all, it's not like this girls clients are paying £1300 for a night and then spending the whole night having non-stop sex. They probably spend a good part of that time just talking. If they just wanted the sex, they'd probably pay for an hour, get started as soon as she arrived and then say goodbye.
 
2012-05-07 08:12:28 AM
i45.tinypic.com

Am I the only one that saw this in the first picture?
 
2012-05-07 08:13:02 AM

qualtrough: Confabulat: ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.

Five years? whoa

Possibilities, off the top of my mind:

1. Last time might have been forced sex with family member, so still traumatized.

2. Face was ripped off by chimp, pit bull, or other animal, women don't find that attractive.

3. Elderly. Extremely elderly.

5. In prison (no sex with opposite sex possible).

6. Was in a relationship with Lorena Bobbitt.

??


After doing 10 sexless years from the age of 25 to 35 (and almost another 10 years without after being married at 35) I'd add "Socially retarded" and "Face only a mother could love" to the list.

From personal experience.

Although "Stupid stupid man" covers a lot of ground and leaves other reasons unnecessary.
 
2012-05-07 08:17:46 AM

qualtrough: Confabulat: ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.

Five years? whoa

Possibilities, off the top of my mind:

1. Last time might have been forced sex with family member, so still traumatized.

2. Face was ripped off by chimp, pit bull, or other animal, women don't find that attractive.

3. Elderly. Extremely elderly.

5. In prison (no sex with opposite sex possible).

6. Was in a relationship with Lorena Bobbitt.

??


7. Have been married three times and honestly don't give a shiat anymore.
 
2012-05-07 08:20:30 AM

HotWingAgenda: English 10. American 4.7.


Trolling im sure but I see this a lot on Fark.

Why do you think the US has so many stunners?

You have a lot of plastic barbie dolls if you go to the right/wrong places but I don't see you having more than your fair share of good lookers.

Just like the US, in the UK it depends where you go. Spend the night near the West end you will see some good looking well turned out women.

Spend the night in Bradford an you'll need eye bleach.

Spend the night walking down the strip in Vegas and the speed of hideous fatties in flannel will cause the same effect.

Your US TV stars are airbrushed stepford wives who would look the same in the morning as any others.

/except that brunette Maralyn in "Smash". I would smash her back doors in.
 
2012-05-07 08:25:22 AM
Those firefighters can get bored in between emergencies. I wonder if there's a discount when the whole house runs a train on her. Including the dalmatian.
 
2012-05-07 08:26:02 AM

Zmog:

I don't think it's about being desperate as much as it's about being rich. Back when I had a top paying (but soul killing) job, I used to be loaded. I wouldn't flinch at paying £100 for a dinner or £1,000 for a shirt I liked. £1,300 for a good all-night romp with someione like that girl? Sure, why not? I never did though, cause I had a girlfriend and I'm not big on cheating.

Now that I'm single, I can't affort it anymore. Oh well.


Dumped you when you ran out of money, eh? All your faithfulness certainly paid off.
 
Heb
2012-05-07 08:27:38 AM
Well it's like healthcare. The US may have some of the best, but it sure as hell also has some of the worst, leaving the UK to do better overall
 
2012-05-07 08:29:54 AM

ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.


Probably depends alot on your income. 1,300 for an enjoyable evening sounds crazy to you and me but to some people it's not a big deal.

Seriously though, 5 years and you wouldn't cough up the money if you had it to burn? Either you have a medical condition like low testosterone or you have a right hand with a grip of steel and a serious social phobia
 
2012-05-07 08:31:25 AM

Grables'Daughter: Why hasn't anyone found her page and linked it here?

Is it because this is not real?


I want this to be real Dammit!!! farkers get to work finding these pages. Try using the the dogging UK...do not GIS at work.

/at work
 
2012-05-07 08:32:10 AM

Pert: Gramma: During the day Emma manages 999 crews at Euston Fire Station in central London

I shall be walking past that fire station tomorrow morning and will keep an eye out for the lady in question, as well as drooling perverts.


PICS if this does happen!
 
2012-05-07 08:32:42 AM

AbbeySomeone: To clarify - The reporter saying he declined her offer was the dickish part.


Ahhh, gotcha. I agree, it was the most dickish part of a dickish article.
 
2012-05-07 08:36:22 AM

wombatsrus: ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.

You don't pay for the sex. You pay for them to leave after the sex.


Whats the definition of eternity?

The time between when you finish and she leaves.
 
2012-05-07 08:38:43 AM

AbbeySomeone: To clarify - The reporter saying he declined her offer was the dickish part.


I am pretty sure that qualifies as the non-dickish part. ;-)
 
2012-05-07 08:39:51 AM

ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.


Well it's £300, so i think it's almost at your price point.
 
2012-05-07 08:41:44 AM

Mock26: wombatsrus

You don't pay for the sex. You pay for them to leave after the sex.

Not speaking from experience, but I have to say that you definitely pay for the sex. I have had a few less-than-one-night stands over the years where the woman left after we were done and I have to say that doing the old in-out with her was far more satisfying (for me at least) than her doing the old out-the-door.


Your missing the point. What the saying means is that you are buying the ability to have sex without having to act interested in the woman or work at seducing them beforehand or talk to them or deal with them (other than handing them the money) afterwards.

Also in the case of the rich and famous (think Charlie Sheen) who could get laid for free any time they wanted because they are good looking and famous they often hire pros anyway because pros don't show up 3 months later with a paternity suit or sell the story to tabloids.

This saying doesn't apply to everyone. For people who are buying a hooker because they can't get women normally (for whatever reason) you are paying for the sex. THe saying is really for people who could get women the regular way but choose pros for laziness or safety reasons
 
2012-05-07 08:41:52 AM

eas81: Grables'Daughter: Why hasn't anyone found her page and linked it here?

Is it because this is not real?

I want this to be real Dammit!!! farkers get to work finding these pages. Try using the the dogging UK...do not GIS at work.

/at work


I googled "London Jade Escort" and could not find her.
 
2012-05-07 08:47:30 AM

ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.


amateur,and you reminded me why I am so sad
 
2012-05-07 08:47:30 AM

gumpy: Spend the night in Bradford an you'll need eye bleach.

Spend the night walking down the strip in Vegas and the speed of hideous fatties in flannel will cause the same effect.


7 minutes in Branson, MO, or 15.8 seconds in Pigeon Forge, TN will have the same effect.
 
2012-05-07 08:55:31 AM
Someone needs free advertising for the upcoming olympics?
Someone doesn't want to work their regular job during said olympics?
Maybe someone wants to be fired from a job so they can sue for wrongful termination?
or someone is heading off a sexual harrassment charge by outing her?

back in the day I would have been a happy motorboater with her. 32FF? wow
 
2012-05-07 08:59:41 AM
not a bookmark
 
2012-05-07 09:01:02 AM

acad1228: not a bookmark


Sadly, probably not going to be a bookmark worthy thread.
 
2012-05-07 09:02:01 AM

pedobearapproved: This is officially the first thread I can recall where the girl doesn't actually have too sharp of knees.


Yah, but we haven't seen her teeth yet. I would withhold judgment until after that.
 
2012-05-07 09:04:04 AM
i49.tinypic.com

Nice rack. Wonder if it's real?
 
2012-05-07 09:08:07 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 300x582]

Nice rack. Wonder if it's real?


Why is that photo from the article so blurry?
 
2012-05-07 09:08:37 AM
You can tell she's high maintenance because she drinks her wine from a glass instead of directly from the bottle.
 
2012-05-07 09:11:09 AM

PYROY: You can tell she's high maintenance because she drinks her wine from a glass instead of directly from the bottle.


I drink beer directly from the tap.
 
2012-05-07 09:15:47 AM

Grables'Daughter: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 300x582]

Nice rack. Wonder if it's real?

Why is that photo from the article so blurry?


I'm not sure. I cleaned up the one I posted the best I could. Perhaps something sticky was on the camera lens.
 
2012-05-07 09:19:38 AM

Grables'Daughter: Why is that photo from the article so blurry?


I think she's just naturally blurry. Like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster.
 
2012-05-07 09:25:23 AM

PYROY: You can tell she's high maintenance because she drinks her wine from a glass instead of directly from the bottle box.


This threed really needed more "expert handling of the hose" comments. There was but one and it was buried under terrifying images of the Herpes virus nodules. I am disappoint.

Unless this causes the fire brigade to sack her, this is the best free advertising evar.

Sack. I'd give her the sack. Sack.
 
2012-05-07 09:26:33 AM
What's the problem here? She's just doing her job! She's putting out fires in pants.
 
2012-05-07 09:27:00 AM
I think it's pretty noble that she's a firefighter during the day.
 
2012-05-07 09:33:11 AM
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again"

/something borrowed
 
2012-05-07 09:34:48 AM

PYROY: You can tell she's high maintenance because she drinks her wine from a glass instead of directly from the bottle.


You can tell she's high maintenance because she drinks her wine from a glass instead of directly from the box.

FTFY
 
2012-05-07 09:37:31 AM

gumpy: HotWingAgenda: English 10. American 4.7.

Trolling im sure but I see this a lot on Fark.

Why do you think the US has so many stunners?



Dental care, obviously
 
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