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(The Sun)   Firefighter by day, call girl by night. Bonus: She can slide down my pole anytime pictures   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 209
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2012-05-06 10:39:34 PM  
She's pretty nice looking.
 
2012-05-06 10:46:29 PM  
She has an Amy Pond thing going on.
 
2012-05-06 10:48:06 PM  
Our reporter declined couldn't afford her offer.
 
2012-05-06 10:51:37 PM  
Yeah, I'm gonna call 'bullshiat' on that one.
 
2012-05-06 11:18:50 PM  
Ah, the Sun. Exposing random people who don't deserve to be exposed.
 
2012-05-06 11:24:09 PM  
Day-um! I'd put out her fire any day of the week.
 
2012-05-07 12:09:58 AM  
Our reporter declined her offer.

umm, could the reporter hook up a friend? Say, some guy who saw his story on the internet and suddenly became the reporter's best friend by posting on an internet site that he wanted to be his friend so he could have sex with a high class call girl?
 
2012-05-07 12:11:38 AM  
She could put the Romper in my Romper Room.
 
2012-05-07 12:34:58 AM  
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE HELP ME!!!

MY PENIS HAS STOPPED BREATHING!!!
 
2012-05-07 12:46:35 AM  
img.webmd.com

I wonder whose hose she used when this flares up?
 
2012-05-07 01:42:23 AM  
I'd let her handle my hose
 
2012-05-07 03:43:10 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [img.webmd.com image 280x300]

I wonder whose hose she used when this flares up?


Who's do you use?
 
Heb
2012-05-07 03:45:28 AM  

Rincewind53: Ah, the Sun. Exposing random people who don't deserve to be exposed.


Exactly. What a shiatrag of a paper. That poor woman's life is probably ruined now, and for what?

Makes me shudder to think how close Murdoch was to getting control of BSkyB. Sky news would have morphed into Fox.
 
2012-05-07 04:01:44 AM  
FTFA:
"Raunchy pics ... Emma Carr's sexy internet pose"

Wiki:
"Raunchy: obscene, lewd, or vulgar, sexually explicit."

Exaggerate much?
 
2012-05-07 04:07:41 AM  
Is prostitution of this type (escort as opposed to street walker) legal in England?
 
2012-05-07 04:08:45 AM  
Instant Lifetime Movie-of-the-Week material.
 
2012-05-07 04:13:36 AM  
I want to see her rescue a cat from my tree
 
2012-05-07 04:17:39 AM  

Rincewind53: Ah, the Sun. Exposing random people who don't deserve to be exposed.


Exactly. What a dick move.
 
2012-05-07 04:33:57 AM  

Mock26: Is prostitution of this type (escort as opposed to street walker) legal in England?


Nope, pretty sure it's not (though someone please correct me if I'm wrong). I think in England, any form of selling sex is illegal. I guess her way of avoiding this issue is that she probably doesn't claim to be selling sex on her website. Although I could be wrong. And it doesn't matter now anyway since the Sun has kindly outed her.

And yeah, she's pretty, but I'm not sure if she's £300 an hour pretty. I've actually paid that amount for an escort in Japan and the girl was an 8-9 out of 10.

Then again, this article indicates that she does slightly kinky stuff so I guess that brings the value up if thats your thing.

Then again, could be total BS what with it being the Sun.
 
2012-05-07 04:35:41 AM  
Nice. Rack.
 
2012-05-07 04:37:15 AM  
English 10. American 4.7.
 
2012-05-07 04:43:48 AM  
Thanks to The Sun, this firefighter will probably lose her job now. What a great newspaper.
 
Heb
2012-05-07 04:56:40 AM  

Mock26: Is prostitution of this type (escort as opposed to street walker) legal in England?


Selling sex and paying for sex are both perfectly legal in the UK. However there are plenty of other laws that stop Amersterdam type brothels. You cannot sell sex on the street, or kerb crawl looking for sex, or profit off someone else selling sex, or have more than one person selling sex from the same place (so no brothels). But private individuals making private agreements between each other is fine.
 
2012-05-07 05:10:27 AM  
This is officially the first thread I can recall where the girl doesn't actually have too sharp of knees.
 
2012-05-07 05:11:32 AM  

pedobearapproved: This is officially the first thread I can recall where the girl doesn't actually have too sharp of knees.


I meant, she's advertised as hot, but doesn't in fact have too sharp of knees when I RTFA.

/get it together me!
 
2012-05-07 05:12:24 AM  

The sound of one hand clapping: And yeah, she's pretty, but I'm not sure if she's £300 an hour pretty. I've actually paid that amount for an escort in Japan and the girl was an 8-9 out of 10.

Then again, this article indicates that she does slightly kinky stuff so I guess that brings the value up if thats your thing.

Then again, could be total BS what with it being the Sun.


I heard she'll stamped cattle for you.... through the Vatican.
 
2012-05-07 05:13:44 AM  
Everyone keeps blaming The Sun for this article. She could have declined. She gave them comments and even offered the reporter a go at it. She was obviously willing to be a part of the story, so fark her if she catches hell for it.
 
2012-05-07 05:19:31 AM  
How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.
 
2012-05-07 05:23:23 AM  
publikenemy: Everyone keeps blaming The Sun for this article. She could have declined. She gave them comments and even offered the reporter a go at it. She was obviously willing to be a part of the story, so fark her if she catches hell for it.

FTFA: She offered a Sun investigator a one-hour sex session at a central London hotel.

In the hotel room, Emma said: "We can do whatever you want - within normal bounds. I don't have any whips and chains."

You read it one way, I read it another... since the article mentioned 'investigator' instead of 'reporter', and since said investigator was offered a one-hour and then went to the room, I'm guessing this guy posed as a client and pumped her for info.

/I said 'pumped her'
 
2012-05-07 05:27:58 AM  
She's not actually good looking but she'd pass as a Dr. Who girl for the nerds to geek out over.
 
2012-05-07 05:36:50 AM  

ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.


I don't think it's about being desperate as much as it's about being rich. Back when I had a top paying (but soul killing) job, I used to be loaded. I wouldn't flinch at paying £100 for a dinner or £1,000 for a shirt I liked. £1,300 for a good all-night romp with someione like that girl? Sure, why not? I never did though, cause I had a girlfriend and I'm not big on cheating.

Now that I'm single, I can't affort it anymore. Oh well.
 
2012-05-07 05:39:55 AM  

ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.


Five years? whoa
 
2012-05-07 05:56:20 AM  
Not at those prices.

I'll go $50 tops.
 
2012-05-07 05:58:14 AM  

Confabulat: ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.

Five years? whoa


Possibilities, off the top of my mind:

1. Last time might have been forced sex with family member, so still traumatized.

2. Face was ripped off by chimp, pit bull, or other animal, women don't find that attractive.

3. Elderly. Extremely elderly.

5. In prison (no sex with opposite sex possible).

6. Was in a relationship with Lorena Bobbitt.

??
 
2012-05-07 06:20:58 AM  

ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.


£1300 is only assuming the person wants to go all night. 2 hours (or even 1) may be enough for some people. I paid $500 for 2 hours with an escort in Japan. Actually, I did that 3 times so yeah, in total I spent $1500.

As for why people do it, many reasons I guess. Take me for example, I have a medical condition so I can't cum easily and sometimes have trouble getting it up. In this case I had no trouble getting it up cause the girl was stunning, but after 90 minutes of foreplay and sex and still not finishing, it was kinda embarrassing. I just can't face going out with a girl and getting a bad reaction. I'm already pretty sensitive about the issue. It was fine with the escort though cause she's probably had that kind of thing before and she totally didn't make a big deal about it. I was able to be relaxed and just enjoy myself.

Second time was much of the same, couldn't finish but also had problems with it starting to flag after 30 minutes. Third time, couldn't finish again. I still felt pretty lousy cause I couldn't even cum after being with what was pretty much my dream girl. But it was how she handled the situation that still made me feel OK about it.

So yeah, guys with medical issues probably top quite high on the list of those who use escorts.
 
2012-05-07 06:22:47 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Our reporter declined couldn't afford her offer.


That was a dickish comment. Maybe his wife threw a fit over the interview.

JohnnyApocalypse: publikenemy: Everyone keeps blaming The Sun for this article. She could have declined. She gave them comments and even offered the reporter a go at it. She was obviously willing to be a part of the story, so fark her if she catches hell for it.

FTFA: She offered a Sun investigator a one-hour sex session at a central London hotel.

In the hotel room, Emma said: "We can do whatever you want - within normal bounds. I don't have any whips and chains."

You read it one way, I read it another... since the article mentioned 'investigator' instead of 'reporter', and since said investigator was offered a one-hour and then went to the room, I'm guessing this guy posed as a client and pumped her for info.

/I said 'pumped her'


That made me think she was outed and went along with it once she discovered the 'reporters' agenda.
 
2012-05-07 06:28:27 AM  

AbbeySomeone: That was a dickish comment.


To be fair, it was a dickish article - "exposing" a non-public figure for legal (in England) activities, albeit activities that might embarrass them. Yeah, pretty much definition of snot-nosed dickishness, so responding to it with similar dickishness, not so much of a big deal, IMHO
 
2012-05-07 06:31:30 AM  
During the day Emma manages 999 crews at Euston Fire Station in central London - in charge of teams on emergency call-outs.

That is a lot of crews to manage!
 
2012-05-07 06:39:47 AM  

Uisce Beatha: AbbeySomeone: That was a dickish comment.

To be fair, it was a dickish article - "exposing" a non-public figure for legal (in England) activities, albeit activities that might embarrass them. Yeah, pretty much definition of snot-nosed dickishness, so responding to it with similar dickishness, not so much of a big deal, IMHO


To clarify - The reporter saying he declined her offer was the dickish part. If she did offer he most likely could not have afforded it. He sounds like the stick he carries up his ass is more substantial than the one in his pants.
 
2012-05-07 06:41:17 AM  

ReapTheChaos: How horny do you have to be to pay 1,300 (pounds or dollars) for sex? I haven't had sex in five years and I haven't got there yet so I'm just wondering.


There's an old saying:
You're not paying that much for sex. You're paying that much for her to stop talking, go away, and not come back.
 
2012-05-07 06:41:38 AM  

CujoQuarrel: Not at those prices.

I'll go $50 tops.


Which will probably get you some disease-infested skank who is covered in track marks and smells of the last four guys who farked her. But, if that is what you are into then all the more power to you!

:-D
 
2012-05-07 06:45:57 AM  
I'd try to ring the bell ....
 
2012-05-07 06:48:50 AM  
Any farkers been able to find her URL yet?
 
2012-05-07 06:49:56 AM  
No, the fire BRIgade. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no of course not, Yes...
 
2012-05-07 06:51:11 AM  
Picture and article don't match.

32 on the top? No way based on that picture. She's 36 for sure.

/unless there's some metric thing going on
 
2012-05-07 06:59:15 AM  
$500 for an hour? Sure, if I was making $100,000+ a year and was in her town on business and bored one night.

I do have to wonder, though, about the nature of those activities that are "a bit more intimate"?
 
2012-05-07 07:03:11 AM  

Mock26: $500 for an hour? Sure, if I was making $100,000+ a year and was in her town on business and bored one night.

I do have to wonder, though, about the nature of those activities that are "a bit more intimate"?


Sigh. She probably offers a girlfriend experience. Pay more, she'll cuddle, kiss, say she loves you, etc. For the forever alone.
 
2012-05-07 07:09:23 AM  

Gramma: During the day Emma manages 999 crews at Euston Fire Station in central London


I shall be walking past that fire station tomorrow morning and will keep an eye out for the lady in question, as well as drooling perverts.
 
2012-05-07 07:13:56 AM  
Why hasn't anyone found her page and linked it here?

Is it because this is not real?
 
2012-05-07 07:20:00 AM  

CujoQuarrel: Not at those prices.

I'll go $50 tops.


Ah yes, the Craigslist special. Excellent choice my good sir.
 
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