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(Business Insider)   US Military wants to microchip troops to track them. It's cheaper than buying them all iPhones   ( divider line
    More: Scary, iPhones, computer chips, Katherine Albrecht, DIA, armed forces  
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2334 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 May 2012 at 6:03 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-07 10:21:10 AM  
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Here's a better idea: Don't fight wars in the first place.

I've got a spot they can microchop after kissing it, my hairy white ass.
2012-05-07 08:43:12 AM  
1 vote:
This is so the Muslim in the White House can report troop positions to the Taliban and Al-Qaeda.
2012-05-07 03:46:48 AM  
1 vote:
...and the first time a whole platoon hits a brothel, the system's going to flag them as in combat and call in a few JDAM strikes on likely firing positions near by.
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