Mr. Murder: Mary had sex with Joseph.
generalDisdain: The scientist who invented anti-bacterial ointment was robbed of his fame due to an unfortunate typo on the packaging.The world will never fully appreciate the young Dr. Neil Sporin.
Marysue: HawgWild: When HawgWild built the pyramidsHe beat up Kubla KhanCuz HawgWild doesn't take shiatFrom anyyyyybodyyyyyAs incredibly lame as that was, it's still dozens of time better than anything I could come up with.I'm so bad at this sort of thing.
thejoyofpi: Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and he was going to give them to Al Qaneda
Marysue: HawgWild: Don't feel bad. I stole it and replaced Brian Boitano with HawgWild, so ...CPs?
flucto: Marysue carpet bombed the Viet Cong
Lord of Allusions: During the Cuban Missle Crisis, several fighter planes were given word to be ready to take off. A young officer sat at the radio ready for the orders to come through and send the planes out. He received the go order, but something didn't seem right and he held off. During his delay, the real orders came through, the Crisis was over. The previous transmission had been made in error. That young officer's instincts averted World War III.That young officer....was Tony Danza.
generalDisdain: Her stinky snatch is the stuff of legend.
shivashakti: Marco Polo is noted for bringing the swimming pool to Europe from China (where it was first invented, to wash clothing in).
randomizetimer: MarySue has a firecrotch and she gave drugs to Lindsay Lohan.
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