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(Kotaku)   With Diablo 3 less than 2 weeks away, most people would decide to preorder the game. Then you have this guy   ( divider line
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13212 clicks; posted to Geek » on 06 May 2012 at 6:49 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-07 08:31:32 AM  
2 votes:

Bender The Offender: D3 is garbage. It is boring, insipid, and lacks the basic innovation of even Solitare or Mine Sweeper. This is coming from someone that has owned all the warcraft, starcraft, and previous diablo installments. This game is the definition of soulless, profit-margin inspired corporate dreck.

Yes, but will it run on my laptop?
2012-05-06 07:17:34 PM  
2 votes:
Well, that's going to look a bit odd with his My Little Pony wallpaper.
2012-05-06 04:28:14 PM  
2 votes:
Then, on release day, the carbon from the candles chokes his video card fan and he gets to play it in glorious 640x480.
2012-05-07 10:50:59 AM  
1 vote:
Diablo holds a special place in my heart.

Me, my dad, and my brother played the shiat out of it together in high school. It was the 2nd game we ever played as a group (the first being Secret of Mana).

My older, engineer brother was the necromancer, calculating as usual. He was a golem / bone necro, no armies of skeletal masses for him.

My dad was a barbarian, big ass maul tearing people to pieces, he loved to leap ahead of us to take the first hit. Even in the games he led the way.

I was a Paladin, the little brother there to help, buffing my dad and my brother's golem to become wrecking machines while i was just an iron wall of defense.

We played through every difficulty, took us all summer but we eventually destroyed Baal as a family. I've convinced my dad and brother to pick up the game again so we can have another run around. We are going Barbarian, Witch Doctor and Monk, i think you can know who is playing who.
2012-05-06 08:46:52 PM  
1 vote:

Click click click click click click click click for rewards

/you're a lab mouse n a skinner box!
2012-05-06 07:49:00 PM  
1 vote:
How do you kill that which has no life?
2012-05-06 07:28:34 PM  
1 vote:

SomeAmerican: Well, that's going to look a bit odd with his My Little Pony wallpaper.

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I guess it all depends on which wallpaper.
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