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2012-05-06 07:32:01 PM
chuggernaught: arrr_matey1978: One of the many great things about the movie was the pacing. There was always something interesting happening or about to happen. And then we finally got a big, long action scene with the New York stuff at the end.

And what else was great... finally, NO LOVE STORY! If nothing else, I hope studio execs realize a movie can be successful with both genders without having to shoehorn in some lame-ass romance plot.


There were love stories, they just were not shoved into your face.

Starks and Pepper, and of course two heroes were shown to have feelings for one another.


Agreed. IMO, the most emotional scene in the whole movie was JARVIS asking Tony if he should call Pepper. Even though you could barely see Downey's face in that sequence, he acted the fark out of it. Great, great job.
 
2012-05-06 07:34:12 PM
karl2025: Perfect super hero movie. Lots of humor, lots of energy, lots of SFX without being overwhelmed or sickened by it (Looking at you, Transformers!). The characters were played by actors who could really understand their characters and (Better yet) portray their characters in ways that people who didn't grow up with these characters could feel like they understood them.

How else did you expect them to make convincing transforming robots? Guys in suits and stop-motion don't really work for Transformers, especially when they're major characters with lots of screen time.
 
2012-05-06 07:34:13 PM
Next two weeks sre meh and then MIB3. Okay then.
 
2012-05-06 07:35:00 PM
i29.photobucket.com

/obligatory
 
2012-05-06 07:35:16 PM
eddievercetti: Next two weeks sre meh and then MIB3. Okay then.

So the next three weeks are meh, then?
 
2012-05-06 07:35:17 PM
PepperFreak: Wasn't surprised to see Pepper Potts barefoot.
We're talking Whedon, here, folks, and that man has a serious foot fetish.


Are you kidding? Other than her walking around in her apartment barefoot (with no foot close-ups) gives you the impression he's a foot fetishist?

There's only one major director with a serious foot fetish in Hollywood.. and that's Tarantino.
 
2012-05-06 07:37:15 PM
blackminded: chuggernaught: if it's all the same to you, I'll take that drink now.

Tom Hiddleston farking OWNED the role of Loki. THAT is what I want to see in a supervillain with enough badassery to necessitate the formation of a supergroup.

"You MEWLING QUIM!"

/I said "Daaaaaamn!" aloud at that part
//possibly because I know what "quim" means




Same, he said it and I instantly thought, will he say something different in the British release? Doubt many people in the theater was aware they just heard a naughty slang term.
 
2012-05-06 07:39:28 PM
DamnYankees: eddievercetti: Next two weeks sre meh and then MIB3. Okay then.

So the next three weeks are meh, then?


The Dictator looks ok...for Netflix
Battleshiat - It's Transformers without the Transformers
Chernobyl Diaries still gets a maybe.
MIB3 looks intriguing to me and hopefully it won't suck like 2 did
 
2012-05-06 07:40:41 PM
www.maybank2u.com.my
See that in his hands? Loki's scepter? The thing that can somewhat control the Cosmic Cube Tesseract? The same Tesseract that emits low levels of gamma radiation, which is why SHIELD asks Dr. Banner for help in the first place? The thing that Banner picks up at one point, much to the anxiety of the crew in the lab at the time?

Somehow, I bet Hulk's transformation on the Helicarrier wasn't completely "natural" by Hulk's standards. Loki was sitting in his cage trying to pull the Hulk out. He kind of succeeded (he probably wanted total control over Hulk, but that never works for very long.) This has been a common plot in many Hulk/Thor/Avengers/Defenders comics over the years. There was even a nifty animated DVD where Loki totally takes over the Hulk's body and pounds Thor into paste. So in the movie, just remember that when Hulk first goes nuts and attacks Widow and Thor, he had been handling Loki's scepter.
 
2012-05-06 07:42:53 PM
Trocadero: [www.maybank2u.com.my image 172x51]
See that in his hands? Loki's scepter? The thing that can somewhat control the Cosmic Cube Tesseract? The same Tesseract that emits low levels of gamma radiation, which is why SHIELD asks Dr. Banner for help in the first place? The thing that Banner picks up at one point, much to the anxiety of the crew in the lab at the time?

Somehow, I bet Hulk's transformation on the Helicarrier wasn't completely "natural" by Hulk's standards. Loki was sitting in his cage trying to pull the Hulk out. He kind of succeeded (he probably wanted total control over Hulk, but that never works for very long.) This has been a common plot in many Hulk/Thor/Avengers/Defenders comics over the years. There was even a nifty animated DVD where Loki totally takes over the Hulk's body and pounds Thor into paste. So in the movie, just remember that when Hulk first goes nuts and attacks Widow and Thor, he had been handling Loki's scepter.


t1.gstatic.com
Let's try that again.
 
2012-05-06 07:45:27 PM
Serial: PepperFreak: Wasn't surprised to see Pepper Potts barefoot.
We're talking Whedon, here, folks, and that man has a serious foot fetish.

Are you kidding? Other than her walking around in her apartment barefoot (with no foot close-ups) gives you the impression he's a foot fetishist?

There's only one major director with a serious foot fetish in Hollywood.. and that's Tarantino.


Well, there was the closeup on Black Widow's feet after her interrogation scene. In those slightly torn stockings.

/not a foot fetishist, but still, yowza.
 
2012-05-06 07:45:58 PM
blackminded: Sargun: So it's very possible that Thanos gave the Mind Gem to Loki to put in the staff, who used it to take control of people's minds.

This explanation gives me a nerd boner, so let's go with it. Particularly since we see at the very beginning of the flick the Gem being placed into the staff and handed to Loki. And of course, Big Purple at the end.


I completely forgot about the very beginning. That just sort of puts the nail in the coffin!

Nerd-five!
 
2012-05-06 07:52:36 PM
DamnYankees: kronicfeld: DamnYankees: Carth: kronicfeld: Marvel should wake up every day thanking the universe for the existence of Robert Downey Jr.

Avengers is going to do way broader business than TDKR even without Imax and 3D. The theater today was loaded to the gills with kids as young as six or seven. You're not going to see parents taking young kids to the way darker TDKR.

Not sure I buy this - Iron Man and The Dark Knight came out within weeks of each other, a TDK had a much bigger box office than IM. I don't see why we can't apply the same logic here.

Because Iron Man and TDK were two totally different movies from the two we're comparing now?

They are? I can't even imagine a more perfect movie analogy. The only better parallel possible would have been if it was Iron Man 2 against TDKR.


Here's a pretty good article about the difference between the two:

Why "The Avengers" is the anti-"Dark Knight" (and that's a good thing)


Lernaeus: JosephFinn: We're seeing it again on Wednesday. Partially just to see Hulk respond to Loki in just the right way.

+1

Alone, worth the price of admission.

/plus, y'know, the WHOLE REST OF THE MOVIE


Agreed, just saw it about an hour ago. good stuff. But that one scene made the whole theater totally erupt to the point where I missed Hulk's line afterwards. And people clapped at the end, which I haven't seen in a while.

And I think the crew that cleans the theaters between showings must HATE the double post-credit scenes.
 
2012-05-06 07:53:00 PM
Best scene was Hulk's response to Loki and Hulk's punch to Thor. Hulk stole every scene he was in. Awesome film.
 
2012-05-06 07:53:20 PM
Free Radical: So what we are saying here is that Batman doesn't always win?

More people will see Batman but Avengers will win the box office because of the premium charged for 3D.
 
2012-05-06 07:53:33 PM
I noticed all the media in the movie was either CNN or MSNBC. No sign of Fox News.


/cue 'Hollywood Libruls!!!!!!1!!1"
//good movie
 
2012-05-06 07:53:46 PM
With Thanos being the next villain, I wonder how they're going to do him. Hopefully they'll keep him looking like his comic self, and I mean the 616 universe, not Ultimate or any other version.

www.corvusonline.net

Should also have a Marvel / DC crossover movie at some point.
 
2012-05-06 07:54:35 PM
fusillade762: Here's a pretty good article about the difference between the two:

Why "The Avengers" is the anti-"Dark Knight" (and that's a good thing)


The blogger Alyssa Rosenberg had a great post about this, and its interesting:

Christopher Nolan's Batman's movies have always had an element of monkish sacrifice to them: to be an impactful superhero, Bruce Wayne's had to surrender his true public image (in the first film, he acts the playboy to disguise his intentions), the love of his life and of the populace, and now, it's implied, either his life or his physical health. Bane's declaration that "your punishment must be more severe" is a looking-glass version of how Nolan's understood the only way for superheroes to make a difference, to self-abnegate, to foreswear their own happiness, to separate themselves from the people they are sacrificing themselves for.

The Marvel franchise, and The Avengers in particular (without spoiling anything), take the opposite tack. Its superheroes become better individuals more closely drawn to their communities for their experiences as superheroes. Tony Stark stops cackling over his power to kill and begins craving the approval of those around him, a selfish motivation that ultimately teaches him to engage with their needs. Thor falls in love with Jane Foster, and with Earth, a process of attachment that turns him from self-involved Asgardian prince into an admirable man. Captain America, in life and in death, gives the American people something to rally around, not to unify in their disgust at his perceived actions. The great tragedy of the Hulk has been that he's cut off from reason and attachment precisely at the moment that he could provide the greatest amount of strength to protect people or causes. These two movies are going to make serious bank for their studios. But taken together, they're also a vigorous argument about superheroism. That's an exciting debate to have, and I'm looking forward to it.
 
2012-05-06 08:00:11 PM
WienerButt: I noticed all the media in the movie was either CNN or MSNBC. No sign of Fox News.

/cue 'Hollywood Libruls!!!!!!1!!1"
//good movie


The congressman calling for the Avengers to be held responsible for cleanup and damages was a Democrat.
 
2012-05-06 08:00:52 PM
i can't talk about it without spoiler alerting all over the place except to say i nerdgasmed over and over and over and i want to be inside of loki. *bows*
 
2012-05-06 08:00:59 PM
WienerButt: I noticed all the media in the movie was either CNN or MSNBC. No sign of Fox News.


/cue 'Hollywood Libruls!!!!!!1!!1"
//good movie




Did anyone else noticed the jab to the Bush administration with Fury's line about the some other things that were screwed up recently. Least I am fairly certain that was leveled at Bush Co.


fusillade762: DamnYankees:
Agreed, just saw it about an hour ago. good stuff. But that one scene made the whole theater totally erupt to the point where I missed Hulk's line afterwards. And people clapped at the end, which I haven't seen in a while.



Yup. Hell, I even clapped, felt dumb, but I clapped.
 
2012-05-06 08:02:30 PM
OK fine, fark it, I'm going to see it again. I hope you people are happy.
 
2012-05-06 08:03:01 PM
That guy over there is playing Galaga, he thought nobody would notice.
 
2012-05-06 08:03:46 PM
WienerButt: I noticed all the media in the movie was either CNN or MSNBC. No sign of Fox News.


/cue 'Hollywood Libruls!!!!!!1!!1"
//good movie


Bill O'Reilly and Fox News had a cameo in IM2.
 
2012-05-06 08:03:52 PM
blackminded: OK fine, fark it, I'm going to see it again. I hope you people are happy.

this should be a given.
i'm going again on tuesday. ghetto movie theater, five bucks.
 
2012-05-06 08:04:40 PM
Going with some friends from work to see it again on Tuesday. Our version of team building.
 
2012-05-06 08:06:31 PM
fusillade762: And I think the crew that cleans the theaters between showings must HATE the double post-credit scenes.

While in line for my showing, I saw the crew lined up outside the door. 3/4 of the audience piled out. ~15min later they went in after the last of audience left. Knowing as they did that there was another full house to sit, the theater mgmt put 5+ people on the cleaning crew and they were out in ~10minutes...

During my showing, there was maybe 20 out of, what, ~500? people still sitting for the very very last scene, which was not relevant to anything, but it was still funny to me (after all the excitement) and worth staying for. cheers
 
2012-05-06 08:07:03 PM
DamnYankees: fusillade762: Here's a pretty good article about the difference between the two:

Why "The Avengers" is the anti-"Dark Knight" (and that's a good thing)

The blogger Alyssa Rosenberg had a great post about this, and its interesting:

Christopher Nolan's Batman's movies have always had an element of monkish sacrifice to them: to be an impactful superhero, Bruce Wayne's had to surrender his true public image (in the first film, he acts the playboy to disguise his intentions), the love of his life and of the populace, and now, it's implied, either his life or his physical health. Bane's declaration that "your punishment must be more severe" is a looking-glass version of how Nolan's understood the only way for superheroes to make a difference, to self-abnegate, to foreswear their own happiness, to separate themselves from the people they are sacrificing themselves for.

The Marvel franchise, and The Avengers in particular (without spoiling anything), take the opposite tack. Its superheroes become better individuals more closely drawn to their communities for their experiences as superheroes. Tony Stark stops cackling over his power to kill and begins craving the approval of those around him, a selfish motivation that ultimately teaches him to engage with their needs. Thor falls in love with Jane Foster, and with Earth, a process of attachment that turns him from self-involved Asgardian prince into an admirable man. Captain America, in life and in death, gives the American people something to rally around, not to unify in their disgust at his perceived actions. The great tragedy of the Hulk has been that he's cut off from reason and attachment precisely at the moment that he could provide the greatest amount of strength to protect people or causes. These two movies are going to make serious bank for their studios. But taken together, they're also a vigorous argument about superheroism. That's an exciting debate to have, and I'm looking forward to it.


I really love the theme of sacrifice in Nolan's Batman movies. It feels good to see Spider-Man or Iron Man find a way to have everything, but The Dark Knight was the first time I remember a superhero movie really saying, "You know what? You WILL have to surrender the people and the things you love most to do the right thing."

There isn't a way for Batman to have his cake and eat it too and that's actually refreshing in its own sad way.
 
2012-05-06 08:07:16 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: Should also have a Marvel / DC crossover movie at some point.

That would require DC getting their act together, filmmaking-wise. Trotting out a new Batman movie every three years or so, no matter how brilliant, isn't going to cut it.

Also I'd want Marvel to bring all their licenses back in-house before such cross-pollenation were attempted.

Once all that's taken care of, bring on Lobo the Duck!!!

www.marvunapp.com
 
2012-05-06 08:07:23 PM
chuggernaught:
Did anyone else noticed the jab to the Bush administration with Fury's line about the some other things that were screwed up recently. Least I am fairly certain that was leveled at Bush Co.


I love lines like that, where they don't explicitly refer to one side or the other. Conservatives can see it as a jab at Obama, liberals can see it as a jab at Bush, libertarians can see it as a jab at government in general, and all sides are equally right.


fusillade762:

Here's a pretty good article about the difference between the two:

Why "The Avengers" is the anti-"Dark Knight" (and that's a good thing)


Huh, that was really interesting. The part about how Nolan's Batman "views self-sacrifice as the first and only option" seemed like a very good point, and one I hadn't considered. The more I think about it in those terms, the more I think Nolan doesn't view Batman's fight as a crusade, or a quest for revenge, or even a fight for peace, but as an extended version of Suicide By Criminal from a man who grew up with a massive level of survivor's guilt during his formative years.
 
2012-05-06 08:07:36 PM
DataKnights: That guy over there is playing Galaga, he thought nobody would notice.

That was awesome. And then he goes back to playing it again. Galaga? Of all things!
 
2012-05-06 08:07:40 PM
Once again, I'm falling in love with the NJ arena music guy
 
2012-05-06 08:09:29 PM
BroVinny: Keizer_Ghidorah: Should also have a Marvel / DC crossover movie at some point.

That would require DC getting their act together, filmmaking-wise. Trotting out a new Batman movie every three years or so, no matter how brilliant, isn't going to cut it.

Also I'd want Marvel to bring all their licenses back in-house before such cross-pollenation were attempted.

Once all that's taken care of, bring on Lobo the Duck!!!

[www.marvunapp.com image 460x366]


They really should retire live action Batman for another decade after TDKR. He's great, but he's also been done about as well as humanly possible and it's time to move on.

I know The Man of Steel comes out next year. Maybe Superman'll be the new thing.
 
2012-05-06 08:09:33 PM
Bubblegum Tate: Once again, I'm falling in love with the NJ arena music guy

wrong thread

but I will add I loved the movie, and will definitely be seeing it again this week. I almost kidnapped my neighbor's kids this afternoon to take them
 
2012-05-06 08:11:47 PM
Wayne 985: They really should retire live action Batman for another decade after TDKR. He's great, but he's also been done about as well as humanly possible and it's time to move on.

Or bring back the 60's batman. It would be a palate cleanser to the dark and brooding batman.
 
2012-05-06 08:11:55 PM
JosephFinn: We're seeing it again on Wednesday. Partially just to see Hulk respond to Loki in just the right way.

Only one problem I had with that scene. The theater lauged so loud I missed Hulk's followup line.



Mentat: That was the most Joss Whedon scene ever.

That, and the second post credits scene.
 
2012-05-06 08:12:10 PM
Bhasayate: Galaga?

As someone that went to a video game arcade a few times per week during my lunch break in high school in the early 80's, I loved that bit (the reference, and the game).

It must've been a 'WTH?!?' moment for most of the audience: "What's that? Why isn't he playing skyrim?"
 
2012-05-06 08:12:50 PM
Laughed, even.
 
2012-05-06 08:12:59 PM
I wonder if Ed Norton is on suicide watch right now?

Loved it, will see it again. Now, bring on TDKR.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-06 08:13:12 PM
Wayne 985: I really love the theme of sacrifice in Nolan's Batman movies. It feels good to see Spider-Man or Iron Man find a way to have everything, but The Dark Knight was the first time I remember a superhero movie really saying, "You know what? You WILL have to surrender the people and the things you love most to do the right thing."

IF you and I wanted to become heroes, we would be Batman. Vigilante types with technology, endless supply of income, and feared by people because of it. You have tons of excuses to why you are rarely seen, or you don't have bills to pay or anything like that.

If you and I suddenly became heroes, we would be Spider-Man. Normal people with normal problems, trying to come to grips with this great power we suddenly are given. For the most part, we won't have millions of dollars, we won't have access to the latest gadgets, we would just be people with powers. We have to juggle real life with our alter ego and somehow have a way to do it both.
 
2012-05-06 08:13:54 PM
flamingboar: Wayne 985: They really should retire live action Batman for another decade after TDKR. He's great, but he's also been done about as well as humanly possible and it's time to move on.

Or bring back the 60's batman. It would be a palate cleanser to the dark and brooding batman.


If you want a palate cleanser, watch Batman and Robin. That'll make you vomit so thoroughly that there won't be anything left to taste.
 
2012-05-06 08:16:00 PM
SilentStrider: Only one problem I had with that scene. The theater lauged so loud I missed Hulk's followup line.

you know it now right?

highlight this line if not: "puny god"
 
2012-05-06 08:16:30 PM
I haven't read through the thread yet, but I plan on it after commenting.

My wife and I saw it today in IMAX 3D... it was one of the best films I've ever seen. Not kidding.

It was brilliantly done. Just simply brilliant.
Well-acted, well-paced, hilarious, serious, absolutely kick ass, and more fun than I've ever had a movie theatre.
That is not hyperbole. Forget just super heroes, this movie is how you do an action-adventure movie well. Intelligently written, "believable" action, etc. Just utterly fantastic.

And the 3D effects were convincing and didn't look fake at all like I was worried about.

We got there about 40 mins early, and luckily the IMAX had assigned seating, we got a great spot. If you're wondering and haven't seen it yet; it's absolutely worth braving the crowds for (but people like me find it more fun to be in the throngs watching it with the world).

I'll probably honestly go see it again with a buddy or something. Awesome movie. F*cking awesome.

/"And Hulk?... smash"
 
2012-05-06 08:16:35 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: With Thanos being the next villain, I wonder how they're going to do him. Hopefully they'll keep him looking like his comic self, and I mean the 616 universe, not Ultimate or any other version.

[www.corvusonline.net image 450x454]

Should also have a Marvel / DC crossover movie at some point.


Darkseid would crush Thanos' puny soul.
 
2012-05-06 08:17:29 PM
Wayne 985: If you want a palate cleanser, watch Batman and Robin. That'll make you vomit so thoroughly that there won't be anything left to taste.

I sat through that movie once, and it was the hardest thing to watch EVER. I love the 60's Batman series because it is so stupid, but Batman and Robin was beyond stupid, it was insulting to watch.
 
2012-05-06 08:21:32 PM
sure haven't: Forget just super heroes, this movie is how you do an action-adventure movie well. Intelligently written, "believable" action, etc. Just utterly fantastic.

Maybe I'm truly insane, but I can think of movies from each of the past five years which have been better action-adventure movies than the Avengers.

2011 - Captain America
2010 - Kick Ass
2009 - Star Trek
2008 - Iron Man

Yes, I genuinely think those were all better than The Avengers. Flame away.
 
2012-05-06 08:23:16 PM
SilentStrider:

Mentat: That was the most Joss Whedon scene ever.

That, and the second post credits scene.


Also: "So, that's what it does"
 
2012-05-06 08:24:51 PM
chuggernaught:
There were love stories, they just were not shoved into your face.

Starks and Pepper, and of course two heroes were shown to have feelings for one another.


I think the important distinction is that these weren't love *stories*, they were instances of people showing affection and love. They weren't part of the plot, just the characterization. Big difference.
 
2012-05-06 08:26:08 PM
BroVinny: Keizer_Ghidorah: Should also have a Marvel / DC crossover movie at some point.

That would require DC getting their act together, filmmaking-wise. Trotting out a new Batman movie every three years or so, no matter how brilliant, isn't going to cut it.

Also I'd want Marvel to bring all their licenses back in-house before such cross-pollenation were attempted.

Once all that's taken care of, bring on Lobo the Duck!!!

[www.marvunapp.com image 460x366]


You know who I want to see make a comeback?

www.samruby.com

Yeah, his first movie was a dud (but I find it a guilty pleasure), but I always liked the idea and story behind him. Plus he's somewhat of an asshole while being a hero, we can all get behind that.

/was pissed that Howard wasn't in Marvel vs Capcom 3, Rocket Raccoon is cool and all, but Howard would have been so much better.
 
2012-05-06 08:26:25 PM
DamnYankees: sure haven't: Forget just super heroes, this movie is how you do an action-adventure movie well. Intelligently written, "believable" action, etc. Just utterly fantastic.

Maybe I'm truly insane, but I can think of movies from each of the past five years which have been better action-adventure movies than the Avengers.

2011 - Captain America
2010 - Kick Ass
2009 - Star Trek
2008 - Iron Man

Yes, I genuinely think those were all better than The Avengers. Flame away.


Out of curiosity, what made them better to you?
 
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