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2012-05-06 03:28:04 PM

SearchN: Admit it when you are wrong.


From my experience that's "always".
 
2012-05-06 03:33:15 PM

MoronLessOff: SearchN: Admit it when you are wrong.

From my experience that's "always".


Nope. Works both ways. To the point that my wife knows what I do on here. She also knows that I regularly email with a certain farkette, what that farkette does for a living and that I offer her advice on a certain website and what type of a website it is.

Said it before. SEO guy.
 
2012-05-06 03:43:24 PM

SevenizGud: My spouse and I share an intense hatred for Dirk Nowitzki and Ron Artest. We refer to Nowitzki as back-slappin' cheatin' pussy in this household.


This is good. Mine and I share a hatred of all things Lakers. And I have other hates he knows how to recognize. When I yell, "Shut up, you PUNK ASS biatch!" he knows I mean Chris Webber. Why I hate him is not important. It's enough that I do.
 
2012-05-06 03:45:51 PM

SearchN: MoronLessOff: SearchN: Admit it when you are wrong.

From my experience that's "always".

Nope. Works both ways. To the point that my wife knows what I do on here. She also knows that I regularly email with a certain farkette, what that farkette does for a living and that I offer her advice on a certain website and what type of a website it is.

Said it before. SEO guy.


*your experience may vary
 
2012-05-06 03:56:57 PM
Everyone should hate fat people!
http://martybeckerman.com/no-more-fatties/
 
2012-05-06 04:01:50 PM
Don't most married couples hate each other?

/i've been watchin' the teevee!
 
2012-05-06 04:01:54 PM
www.mtv.com

Hates everything about you
 
2012-05-06 04:04:03 PM
My wife and I have the same hates, American Idol, America's Got Talent, Toddlers and Tiaras, Jersey Shore, the last season of South Park, Twilight, craptastic remakes of good movies, hipsters, religious nutbags, tools, whiners, hardcore republicans, hardcore democrats, those who feel that they must force their lifestyle upon others, vegetarians, vegans, Family Guy, creationists, those who do less than 50 on the freeway (especially when the posted speed limit is 75), my sister, those who think that the government is the only solution to social problems, Justin Beiber, Scooby Doo, Hipsters, Douchebags, Pagent Moms, those who cheer when gas prices go up, toll roads, Human Resources departments, lawyers, coleslaw, anti-gun nuts, those who text while driving, and more...
 
2012-05-06 04:13:38 PM
memecaptain.com
 
2012-05-06 05:15:09 PM
The only reason that my wife and I have been married for 25 years is because we both have a shared hatred for each other. So I guess the article is pretty accurate.
 
2012-05-06 05:28:36 PM
My boyfriend and I hate that, for now, we live in different cities that are only connected by a hour and a half ferry ride. This thread is making my voyage home, on said ferry, very enjoyable. LOL'd at a lot of the pictures and the people around me are staring. Thanks Fark!
 
2012-05-06 06:11:30 PM
Both of us had a hatred of cocks over 4". I'm still not fond of them.
 
2012-05-06 06:18:57 PM
The shared hate thing didn't work out for me.

My ex-fiancée hated me and I hated myself.
 
2012-05-06 06:23:14 PM
It was for Admiral Beatty and his social climbing wife. They hated Admiral Jellico.

/I should probably come up with a more current example.
 
2012-05-06 06:39:02 PM
I hate this thread sooo much

My future wife will to. If and when we ever meet.
 
2012-05-06 07:13:52 PM
My wife and I have a shared hatred of anything the other likes.

Yankees vs. Red Sox
Pearl Jam vs. Allman Brothers
Stephanie Meyer vampires vs. John Carpenter vampires
Fat & sedentary vs. skinny and active

She claims to like some of the things I do, but it's mostly just a desperate attempt to get me involved in conversation.

Oh yeah...social and chatty vs. solitary and quiet
 
2012-05-06 07:44:42 PM
It's not so much that we have to share all the same hatreds, it's that he has to be willing to help me bury the bodies, and then keep his fool mouth closed.
 
2012-05-06 08:00:17 PM
This thread may well start up an apocalypse. If so, I'll see you all in hell, as I know that's where you'll all be: all making verbs out of any damned thing you please...

Seriously, this is the most inertia I've seen in a thread in quite some time. Congrats, farkers, you have stamina. You are also a bunch of raging assholes. 1) My ex was an old shirt. I threw it away and got a new one. Guess what? I don't blame everything in my life on my old shirt. Pussies! 2) How about "Incinerators gonna incinerate" or "Vegetables gonna vegetate (thanks to sedatives that like to sedate)" or "Bakers gonna [wake and] bake"? And where's the creepy lady with all the pills you guys have been keeping from me?

Or, try this one on:

"Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers gonna Morph...
any damn time and place they please.
Even the gay ass white ranger.
You thought I was going to say pink, didn't you?"

Red Ranger, out.
 
2012-05-06 08:39:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-06 09:15:44 PM
Hatred is the only emotion that lasts.
 
2012-05-06 10:18:07 PM

catzies: SevenizGud: My spouse and I share an intense hatred for Dirk Nowitzki and Ron Artest. We refer to Nowitzki as back-slappin' cheatin' pussy in this household.

This is good. Mine and I share a hatred of all things Lakers. And I have other hates he knows how to recognize. When I yell, "Shut up, you PUNK ASS biatch!" he knows I mean Chris Webber. Why I hate him is not important. It's enough that I do.


You sound like good people. A mutual loathing of all things lakers is enough to make you welcome in my home, so I guess subby's question was ok.
 
2012-05-06 10:37:46 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And for all ten of you who've seen Krull:

[img822.imageshack.us image 640x461]


Or for the one of us who have seen it ten times....Many Thanks!

This is an epic post in an epic thread
 
2012-05-06 11:42:22 PM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-07 02:10:24 AM
The boyfriend and I are sharing a hotel room with a girl who tried to sleep with him last year at this same convention. I would probably be jealous if we didn't share a hatred for biatches who have drawn on eyebrows.
 
2012-05-07 03:51:49 AM

themeaningoflifeisnot: [images.stuffofawesome.com image 640x242]


I lol'd so hard...
 
2012-05-07 10:17:07 AM

Bob Dolemite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 401x402]


Now that's funny.
 
2012-05-07 02:29:30 PM
Yes: of Satan.
 
2012-05-07 07:11:43 PM

enforcerpsu: J. Frank Parnell: My biggest regret in partners was this one girl who was about as negative and hate filled as you can get, and it only brought me down. Everyone has bad days, but some people get angrier when you try to cheer them up, and only want to bring you down too, which is just BS that no one needs. Negative people can be absolute black holes in your life.

I suppose for her or other negative people they really just want a partner who they can be mad about stuff all the time with, so for them shared hatreds are important, but not everyone likes to spend their days hating.

Weird. I had the exact same experience. She was never happy. She only complained about everyone and everything. It's like she went out of her way to hate things. I only spent 3 months with the girl and even though I didn't know at the time, breaking up was a blessing.


Sounds a lot like the way my husband's mom is. It's one reason he hasn't spoken to her in a while, but try growing up with that.
 
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