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2012-05-06 12:40:34 PM  
Is she pro-shoot-lobbyists-in-the-face like her father? Because I will admit, that's a popular stance.
 
2012-05-06 12:48:16 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Is she pro-shoot-lobbyists-in-the-face like her father? Because I will admit, that's a popular stance.


I'm definitely pro on the policy. I just don't like how Cheney was making up that policy in the field and on the fly.
 
2012-05-06 12:51:32 PM  
"She's putting herself in a position now so she can eventually do it," said one fellow Washington Republican.

www.troll.me
 
2012-05-06 12:55:25 PM  
It would be more amusing if it was her sister Mary.
 
2012-05-06 12:57:40 PM  
So when the Republicans finally get around to actually nominating Cthulhu himself, they'll have the perfect running mate already available
 
2012-05-06 12:57:58 PM  

abb3w: It would be more amusing if it was her sister Mary.


There's something about that girl.
 
2012-05-06 01:00:44 PM  
All In the Family.
 
2012-05-06 01:13:17 PM  
No. Politics is not a family business.

fark off and find something else to do with your life. Your dad already screwed up your chances real good.
 
2012-05-06 01:42:58 PM  
Once elected, all her internal organs will be replaced with Dick's and he will rule...........forever.
 
2012-05-06 02:00:08 PM  
Liz Cheney is a horrible human being.

She will have no problem securing GOP support.
 
2012-05-06 02:12:12 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-06 02:14:19 PM  
lh6.ggpht.com
 
2012-05-06 02:14:59 PM  
"She's putting herself in a position now so she can eventually do it,"

By "eventually" I'm assuming she means by the time the lethal radiation levels around the Cheney brand return to levels at which political life can once again be found?

K, that brings two questions immediately to mind.

1) What is the half-life of Hatium-43?

2) How long do Cheney's traditionally live?

/For lulz I'm now contemplating Mary Cheney running for the Democrats against her sister.
//THAT would be epic.
 
2012-05-06 02:19:06 PM  

quatchi: "She's putting herself in a position now so she can eventually do it,"

By "eventually" I'm assuming she means by the time the lethal radiation levels around the Cheney brand return to levels at which political life can once again be found?

K, that brings two questions immediately to mind.

1) What is the half-life of Hatium-43?

2) How long do Cheney's traditionally live?

/For lulz I'm now contemplating Mary Cheney running for the Democrats against her sister.
//THAT would be epic.


chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-06 02:20:58 PM  
Christ, we do not need a remake of Dynasty.
 
2012-05-06 02:23:02 PM  
Cool, I get to pull these out again:

i151.photobucket.comi151.photobucket.com

/don't remember the exact context of the thread, but it involved Liz saying that she was going to run & defend her father's policies
//was obviously upset by the idea
 
2012-05-06 02:27:40 PM  
And then there was this photo, which I won't risk directly posting again.
 
2012-05-06 02:30:36 PM  
Oh
My
Farking
God.

Enough with the political farking dynasties. We fought a goddamn war to free ourselves from monarchy. We don't need every politicians' brother, wife, son or daughter trading on their relatives' name for a lucrative political career. Political careers should be a SERVICE to the country, not a lucrative jobs program to keep your relatives rich.
 
2012-05-06 02:35:41 PM  
a-and i've got the perfect campaign song for her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffsJ9m-Mt2A&feature=plcp

it might be enough to distract people from all the above images...
 
2012-05-06 02:36:02 PM  

you are a puppet: [Eventuallytortoise.jpg]


That is a sweet pic!
 
2012-05-06 02:37:09 PM  
Thought it was going to be Lez Cheney.
 
2012-05-06 02:38:50 PM  
I think even the right realizes how toxic the Cheney name (like the Bush name) is and she'll just end up as an author/Fox News host for life.
 
2012-05-06 02:39:25 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Once elected, all her internal organs will be replaced with Dick's and he will rule...........forever.


If only you had omitted the apostrophe.
 
2012-05-06 02:42:27 PM  

robmilmel: I think even the right realizes how toxic the Cheney name (like the Bush name) is and she'll just end up as an author/Fox News host for life.


As many conservative candidates truly wish for. Wonder what liquid Rick writes with...
 
2012-05-06 03:03:52 PM  

Diogenes: "She's putting herself in a position now so she can eventually do it," said one fellow Washington Republican.


Huh-huh... She's in a position to do it.
 
2012-05-06 03:11:58 PM  
Is she the carpet muncher, or is that the other cheney daughter?

/maybe they both do, I don't know
 
2012-05-06 03:15:35 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Ed Finnerty: Once elected, all her internal organs will be replaced with Dick's and he will rule...........forever.

If only you had omitted the apostrophe.


smuggknife.com
disapproves of your statement but would approve of your sentiment
 
2012-05-06 03:24:00 PM  
She'll be sorry when she turns around one dark night to hear a breathy hiss and deep voice saying

"Liz....I am your father..."
 
2012-05-06 03:36:00 PM  
Maybe she and her father could both travel to the Netherlands for this interesting conference:

Link

Liz would return to the US. Dick would remain there awhile for some unfinished business. I would like that.
 
2012-05-06 03:41:23 PM  
Has she any one real qualification other than her selection of parent? Why is anyone of either party actually listening to her?

This reminds me of the old TV game show I used to watch as a kid called Hollywood Squares. (It was on just before Star Trek) They had 9 "celebrities" which generally were B-grade-or-lower actors. Sometimes they couldn't get one of those so they would pick someone who appeared on another game show -- nothing else on the resume -- and call them a "celebrity." That's Liz Cheney.
 
2012-05-06 03:49:50 PM  

AntiNerd: That's Liz Cheney.


I thought that Cheney daughter was not the modern day Hans Brinker.
 
2012-05-06 03:59:33 PM  
img.izismile.com

i2.kym-cdn.com

i2.kym-cdn.com

weknowmemes.com

www.funpedia.net

static.themetapicture.com

us14.memecdn.com

us10.memecdn.com

s1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2012-05-06 04:10:19 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Once elected, all her internal organs will be replaced with Dick's and he will rule...........forever.


.................................. Best part?
 
2012-05-06 04:12:19 PM  
So, it has come to this.
 
2012-05-06 04:33:56 PM  
Liz Cheney's only policy positions seem to be...
- torture is good.
- Geneva convention is bad.
- Permenant 'war on' terror is good.
- My dad was always right and is in no way a war criminal.

Vote Liz Cheney.
 
2012-05-06 04:53:20 PM  

AntiNerd: Has she any one real qualification other than her selection of parent?


Well, the has ladyparts, so all the women in the country will automatically vote for her, just like they did for Sarah.
 
2012-05-06 05:19:58 PM  

DeltaPunch: images


I don't know why, but the ones with horses just kill me.
 
2012-05-06 06:05:43 PM  

Skyrmion: DeltaPunch: images

I don't know why, but the ones with horses just kill me.


Same here. I specifically remember thinking the exact thing when I was looking for those images.
 
2012-05-06 06:30:04 PM  

Karac: AntiNerd: Has she any one real qualification other than her selection of parent?

Well, the has ladyparts, so all the women in the country will automatically vote for her, just like they did for Sarah.


John Cena has lady parts.....
 
2012-05-06 06:43:39 PM  
Even the other no class New Money assholes want these clowns out of their neighborhood.
 
2012-05-06 06:55:41 PM  
i158.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-06 07:16:08 PM  

andrewagill: [i158.photobucket.com image 538x304]


I have always wondered what drizzling Bisquik-infused popcorn butter on a girl would look like.
 
2012-05-06 08:40:55 PM  
People in Wyoming must be simple farmers. People of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons
 
2012-05-06 10:03:44 PM  

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: Liz Cheney's only policy positions seem to be...
- torture is good.
- Geneva convention is bad.
- Permenant 'war on' terror is good.
- My dad was always right and is in no way a war criminal.

Vote Liz Cheney.


Plus, she grating, divisive, and has the charisma of a fart in an elevator.
 
2012-05-06 10:12:02 PM  
Wait til they find out she's a RINO.
 
2012-05-06 10:30:47 PM  
fc08.deviantart.net

Another war pig. Daddy's little piglet has claimed that waterboarding is not torture and that the Bush administration was responsible for the death of Bin Laden. It would be justice if where ever she showed up to campaign, people would crank air raid sirens and play Black Sabbath.
 
2012-05-06 10:35:00 PM  

lilbjorn: Wait til they find out she's a RINO.


I'd call her a rhino, but what do I know.
 
2012-05-07 01:36:30 AM  

andrewagill: [i158.photobucket.com image 538x304]


What is this from?
 
2012-05-07 04:00:06 AM  

NateAsbestos: andrewagill: [i158.photobucket.com image 538x304]

What is this from?


There's an extension for firefox/chrome called Search by Image that another farker recommended to me the other day-lets you right click to search Google for the image. Really cool for finding the sources.

That image is from the movie Dagon.
 
2012-05-07 06:07:30 AM  

robmilmel: NateAsbestos: andrewagill: [i158.photobucket.com image 538x304]

What is this from?

There's an extension for firefox/chrome called Search by Image that another farker recommended to me the other day-lets you right click to search Google for the image. Really cool for finding the sources.

That image is from the movie Dagon.


Indeed. Similarly

i158.photobucket.com

/which is actually the picture I wanted to find and caption ``it begins''
//The movie is pretty good for exploitable images
 
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