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(Chicago Trib)   French billionaire who's married to Salma Hayek is hammered at second day of trial in which Linda Evangelista is seeking child support for the kid he fathered with her. Can we just take this ungrateful bastard out and shoot him?   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 148
    More: Asinine, Linda Evangelista, Salma Hayek, Francois-Henri Pinault, child support, paternity  
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2012-05-06 01:12:57 PM
I refuse to believe that a person could even find enough ways to consistently spend that much money per month on the raising of a single child.

You might be able to keep it up for a month or two, but soon enough you'd be buying the kid duplicate toys and lots of clothes that he will outgrow before he even wears them.

Half a million dollars a year is an insane amount to request. The kid should probably be taken away from the mother if that's the kind of thing she sees as reasonable and healthy behavior.
 
2012-05-06 01:14:20 PM

danceswithcrows: Not Ms. Hayek, but maybe still relevant (and probably NSFW).


So here I am on my military weekend, thinking to myself, "damn.... I need a new hero." Then you come along and share that link.

Thank you for your service.
 
2012-05-06 01:15:45 PM

gopher321: Only one decent thing to do...

SALMA thread!

www.mojoimage.com


That's not her. That's a "lookalike".

/And not a very good one, either.
 
2012-05-06 01:17:46 PM

gopher321: Only one decent thing to do...

SALMA thread!

[www.mojoimage.com image 600x709]


I am greatly relieved to have learned that this is a (bad) Salma look-alike.
 
2012-05-06 01:21:07 PM
Rich guy..blah blah...farked a model...blah blah...money..blah...SALMA HAYEK.


Wtf ever...moar titties. Lol
 
2012-05-06 01:22:05 PM

zvoidx: Nice to see Salma Hayek found true love...of money.


Not hardly, Ms. Hayek is worth eighty-five million on her own. She doesn't need Fransois's money. So I am guessing he has great technique.
 
2012-05-06 01:23:57 PM
gah! should be Francois, left the "c" out
 
2012-05-06 01:24:11 PM
Normally, I'd be on a dude's side.... but this asshole needs to pay up, and get fixed in the process.
 
2012-05-06 01:24:42 PM

jackandwater: zvoidx: Nice to see Salma Hayek found true love...of money.

Not hardly, Ms. Hayek is worth eighty-five million on her own. She doesn't need Fransois's money. So I am guessing he has great technique.


See?! She should be with me instead...ive got pretty good technique....am enthusiastic, and posess a tongue immune to fatigue.

Plus...id worship those jugs like they have never been worshipped before.
 
2012-05-06 01:28:05 PM

Urinal Cake Mix: I don't give a flying fark how rich baby daddy is, nobody in their right mind should get $46k a month for child support. If that stupid model really needs that much per month, you bet your ass I'd be demanding to see an itemized list of exactly how that money is spent. Anything left over better be going into a trust fund that mommy has no access to.

This biatch also better realize that she needs to contribute her own money to the upbringing of her child. She may have fathered a child with a guy that apparently doesn't seem to care (like how many millions of other women?), but that doesn't mean she can whine and pin all of the financial responsibility on him. This is the model that famously said, "My friends and I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day."

Man, I'm a woman, and I say fark her.


This.
 
2012-05-06 01:30:48 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: posess a tongue immune to fatigue.


You and me both. It is a gift and a curse for non-billionaires.
 
2012-05-06 01:31:30 PM
cache.jezebel.com
Approves
 
2012-05-06 01:31:42 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-06 01:33:17 PM

thamike: The more you eat the more you fart: posess a tongue immune to fatigue.

You and me both. It is a gift and a curse for non-billionaires.


...especially for those who are into what inconsistently polite publications describe as "sassy" women.
 
2012-05-06 01:34:38 PM
If I had the bread I'd give it up for the kid but I'd be sure to let the mother know that she was a golddigging coont.

But then, why does he think he got her in the first place? For his looks and charming personality? If he knows the only reason he got her is for his money, then he should be prepared to pay for it. She's a prostitute with more paperwork. He should have known that starting out.
 
2012-05-06 01:34:55 PM

thamike: thamike: The more you eat the more you fart: posess a tongue immune to fatigue.

You and me both. It is a gift and a curse for non-billionaires.

...especially for those who are into what inconsistently polite publications describe as "sassy" women.


Dont care...LOOK at her lol
 
2012-05-06 01:35:38 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: jackandwater: zvoidx: Nice to see Salma Hayek found true love...of money.

Not hardly, Ms. Hayek is worth eighty-five million on her own. She doesn't need Fransois's money. So I am guessing he has great technique.

See?! She should be with me instead...ive got pretty good technique....am enthusiastic, and posess a tongue immune to fatigue.

Plus...id worship those jugs like they have never been worshipped before.


LOL But then you would be a gold digger. Is that what you want out of life son?
 
2012-05-06 01:37:18 PM
boo hoo big deal.

that comes out to a little less than 10 million he owes for 18 years.

if he took the 10 million now and invested with a return of 4% for 18 years it will have doubled and he will owe nothing.

personally if i was that kid i would want to be living with french playboy dad than new york model mom.
 
2012-05-06 01:38:42 PM

jackandwater: The more you eat the more you fart: jackandwater: zvoidx: Nice to see Salma Hayek found true love...of money.

Not hardly, Ms. Hayek is worth eighty-five million on her own. She doesn't need Fransois's money. So I am guessing he has great technique.

See?! She should be with me instead...ive got pretty good technique....am enthusiastic, and posess a tongue immune to fatigue.

Plus...id worship those jugs like they have never been worshipped before.

LOL But then you would be a gold digger. Is that what you want out of life son?


Oh, id dig for gold alright...at the bottom of her vagina.
 
2012-05-06 01:43:03 PM
www.elmanana.com.mx
 
2012-05-06 01:45:08 PM

austin_millbarge: Gee thanks, I was actually going to try to get something done this afternoon. I'm kind of partial to about 22 down..15i4xeu.jpg


Work? Have you lost your mind?

RoxtarRyan: Then you come along and share that link.


We here at Crow202 Enterprises attempt to know what Farkers want! That said, would anybody object to widening the scope of this here thread from "Salma Hayek" to "random cute brunettes"?
crow202.org
 
2012-05-06 01:46:34 PM
I can't say I have a problem with this. If the child lived with both parents, he or she would reap the full benefit of the earning power of both parents. For this particular kid, this means an extravagant lifestyle of tens of thousands, if not more, a month. This will directly translate into very expensive schools, lots of traveling, lots of expensive extra-cirriculars and plenty of pocket money. Of course the father should be expected to contribute a big chunk of the financial cost to this lifestyle as he isn't actually doing any of the hands-on raising of the kid.
 
2012-05-06 01:47:06 PM
 
2012-05-06 01:47:08 PM
Why should we care how many models this rich guy bangs and forgets about; they let him bang them beause he's rich
 
2012-05-06 01:52:11 PM
"What prevented me from...legally recognizing...was that my wife was pregnant, and it was a very difficult pregnancy," Pinault said.
"To be very clear - for five months we were told that the baby had Down syndrome. I asked Linda to delay recognition of Augie until the birth of Valentina," he said.


If this is true, I don't have much of a problem with it.

Also, fark Linda Evangelista, she's a golddigger. I understand the legal reasoning behind it (Magorn), but the only way a child gets to enjoy the exact same lifestyle as if it were being raised by a billionaire is if it is being raised by the billionaire. And she is plenty rich on her own.

Children are not paychecks. She chose to have the baby without involving the father, for whatever reason, now she can raise it the same way.

Also, the article is not clear, but it kind of sounds like the relationships were very close together, like maybe......a little too close.
 
2012-05-06 01:53:25 PM

gadian: For this particular kid, this means an extravagant lifestyle of tens of thousands, if not more, a month. This will directly translate into very expensive schools, lots of traveling, lots of expensive extra-cirriculars and plenty of pocket money.


Pretty big assumption there. Just because the dad could provide those luxuries if they lived together, doesn't mean he would.
 
2012-05-06 01:54:13 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Dont care...LOOK at her lol


Well, yes, goes without saying and so on and so forth. I'm pitted between finding a woman who ages like Salma Hayek or one who ages like Julianne Moore.

Holy balls, I've an idea!

www.leninimports.com

Salma Hayek/Julianne Moore Showdown!
 
2012-05-06 01:56:09 PM
www.horrorphile.net

SHOWDOWN
 
2012-05-06 01:57:20 PM
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-05-06 01:58:10 PM
media.mademan.com

I'm getting clearer on the topic.
 
2012-05-06 02:06:45 PM

thamike: The more you eat the more you fart: Dont care...LOOK at her lol

Well, yes, goes without saying and so on and so forth. I'm pitted between finding a woman who ages like Salma Hayek or one who ages like Julianne Moore.

Holy balls, I've an idea!



Salma Hayek/Julianne Moore Showdown!


Nah..i like the big 'uns....tits that is.
 
2012-05-06 02:10:07 PM

thamike: The more you eat the more you fart: Dont care...LOOK at her lol

Well, yes, goes without saying and so on and so forth. I'm pitted between finding a woman who ages like Salma Hayek or one who ages like Julianne Moore.

Holy balls, I've an idea!

[www.leninimports.com image 561x601]

Salma Hayek/Julianne Moore Showdown!


Jack Donaghy already did that.
 
2012-05-06 02:13:43 PM

danceswithcrows: That said, would anybody object to widening the scope of this here thread from "Salma Hayek" to "random cute brunettes"?


Like this? NSFW
 
2012-05-06 02:18:27 PM
Linda Evangelista's nose weirds me the fark out.
 
2012-05-06 02:19:23 PM

wambu: Like this? NSFW


Yes. Exactly.
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2012-05-06 02:23:19 PM

Magorn: LordZorch: How about we take the kid from the whore mother who wants $46K/month for "child support" instead?

Child Support amounts are derived as a percentage of the parent's income (typically 1/3 of parent's income before taxes, not on a judgment of what the kid "needs" . The theory behind this is that it is not the kid's fault that the parents choose no to be together, and he/she has a roight to live in the style that a child of those parents would be able to expect.

This guy is a billionaire, 46k a month is proportionally getting off easy compared to the $10/hr guy who is on the hook for $250 month


I know that is the reality of Family Courts in the US. But, fark this. Fark this in the ear. Children are entitled to basic care - anything beyond that is parental choice, and the Courts should certainly not have the right to decide whether and how a child shall be spoiled. The USDA studies the average cost of raising a child to age 18. In "Urban Northeast" that works out to approximately $1500/month.
 
2012-05-06 02:27:01 PM

jackandwater: zvoidx: Nice to see Salma Hayek found true love...of money.

Not hardly, Ms. Hayek is worth eighty-five million on her own. She doesn't need Fransois's money. So I am guessing he has great technique.


Then surely everyone with worth near $100 million has no desire for more, right...RIGHT??
 
2012-05-06 02:33:59 PM
From the article:
"Evangelista, whose delicate cheekbones and haunting gaze became an industry standard in the model-obsessed 1990s, wore an ivory white dress beneath a slate gray, collared linen jacket and beige stiletto heels on Friday."

"News", how does it work?

/ Yeah, he owns fashion companies, I get it - but really, WGAF?
 
2012-05-06 02:38:29 PM

thamike: The more you eat the more you fart: Dont care...LOOK at her lol

Well, yes, goes without saying and so on and so forth. I'm pitted between finding a woman who ages like Salma Hayek or one who ages like Julianne Moore.

Holy balls, I've an idea!

[www.leninimports.com image 561x601]

Salma Hayek/Julianne Moore Showdown!


It's not even a contest. Moore doesn't hold a candle to Hayek.
 
2012-05-06 02:43:52 PM

cryinoutloud:
Also, fark Linda Evangelista, she's a golddigger


Normally, I'd be like 'yeah'.... but Salma got pregnant before she got hitched to the billionaire, so it's not like Salma is a saint, herself. She just got lucky to wrest the ring from him that Linda -- who'd had a long relationship with him, no one night stand -- didn't.

I mean, check this shiat out:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2139752/Linda-Evangelista-tri a l-Francois-Henri-Pinault-remember-got-year-old-birthday--spends-260-00 0-year-gifts-himself.html

He was down to fk her without protection right up until she said she was pregnant............. then he was GHOST. And he admits it. so she was good to fk, but not good enough to marry or have a child with? for years? fk this asshole.

He admits to the court that he asked Linda to delay the official recognization of little Augie as his own flesh and blood until they found out whether or not his child with Salma Hayek had downs syndrome or not. What the fk is that all about? If Salma's baby had had downs, he would have given Augie all the support he needed and abandoned little Valentina instead?

As for piggybacking off his lifestyle............... what really went down that he dumped Linda and started fking Salma instead? She was not a one night stand. She was with him for a while. She may be a golddigger, but he was willingly providing it so she would be on his arm.


Fk this asshole. He needs to pay up. Take care of his responsibilities. It's not like he earned that money himself. Linda, for better or worse, WORKED for her shiat. He inherited. Fk him. Pay up.
 
2012-05-06 02:45:06 PM
209.160.41.119

Really? Am I the only pigtail guy here?
 
2012-05-06 02:58:08 PM

TehBoognish: Really? Am I the only pigtail guy here?


No, but Salma lends herself more to the sultry sexy vixen in From Dusk till Dawn better than the school girl in Dogma. Not that Kevin Smith can't direct but Kevin Smith can't direct.
 
2012-05-06 03:07:57 PM
I can't decide which I hate more, gold diggers or french guys...
 
2012-05-06 03:25:41 PM
The only people that get to hit dat with models are the sort of assholes that would cheat on them... Does that shiat seem right to you?
 
2012-05-06 03:34:47 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: cryinoutloud:
Also, fark Linda Evangelista, she's a golddigger

Normally, I'd be like 'yeah'.... but Salma got pregnant before she got hitched to the billionaire, so it's not like Salma is a saint, herself. She just got lucky to wrest the ring from him that Linda -- who'd had a long relationship with him, no one night stand -- didn't.

I mean, check this shiat out:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2139752/Linda-Evangelista-tri a l-Francois-Henri-Pinault-remember-got-year-old-birthday--spends-260-00 0-year-gifts-himself.html

He was down to fk her without protection right up until she said she was pregnant............. then he was GHOST. And he admits it. so she was good to fk, but not good enough to marry or have a child with? for years? fk this asshole.

He admits to the court that he asked Linda to delay the official recognization of little Augie as his own flesh and blood until they found out whether or not his child with Salma Hayek had downs syndrome or not. What the fk is that all about? If Salma's baby had had downs, he would have given Augie all the support he needed and abandoned little Valentina instead?

As for piggybacking off his lifestyle............... what really went down that he dumped Linda and started fking Salma instead? She was not a one night stand. She was with him for a while. She may be a golddigger, but he was willingly providing it so she would be on his arm.


Fk this asshole. He needs to pay up. Take care of his responsibilities. It's not like he earned that money himself. Linda, for better or worse, WORKED for her shiat. He inherited. Fk him. Pay up.


I'm not trying to say this guy is a great person, but him and Linda were together for 4 months when she conceived. Salma starting dating him about 7 months before she conceived. So it's not like him and Linda had this great romance. The courts are saying he broke up with her because he didn't want to have a baby with her. He asked her to abort, she said no that she would keep it and support it.

I can understand asking to delay the legal stuff until after your other baby is born if it is a delicate pregnancy (which the articles are saying it was). The less stress the mom goes through when pregnant, the easier the pregnancy. Then two months after Valentina is born he offers child support to Linda (which she said she would do), which is ignored. But now she wants support? That's kinda messed up too. Twice she told him no (once when she found out she was pregnant and the second by ignoring his offer).

I would be suspicious too if I offered child support to my baby momma (or daddy seeing I'm a woman) TWICE and twice told no only to be sued for child support after the kid turns 5. From what I'm reading, he's not trying to get out of it, but trying to figure out what would actually be for the kid and not for the mom. He never married her, he doesn't owe her alimony (which is a stupid concept except in extremely rare circumstances-that I'm not even going to get into right now).
 
2012-05-06 03:36:11 PM
So basically there are no good people in this story.
 
2012-05-06 03:42:00 PM

Bookycrisp: I'm not trying to say this guy is a great person, but him and Linda were together for 4 months when she conceived. Salma starting dating him about 7 months before she conceived. So it's not like him and Linda had this great romance. The courts are saying he broke up with her because he didn't want to have a baby with her. He asked her to ...


He' a 49 year old billionaire, he has enough money to afford a condom, or afford to get snipped.
 
2012-05-06 03:42:33 PM

cryinoutloud: "What prevented me from...legally recognizing...was that my wife was pregnant, and it was a very difficult pregnancy," Pinault said.
"To be very clear - for five months we were told that the baby had Down syndrome. I asked Linda to delay recognition of Augie until the birth of Valentina," he said.

If this is true, I don't have much of a problem with it.

Also, fark Linda Evangelista, she's a golddigger. I understand the legal reasoning behind it (Magorn), but the only way a child gets to enjoy the exact same lifestyle as if it were being raised by a billionaire is if it is being raised by the billionaire. And she is plenty rich on her own.

Children are not paychecks. She chose to have the baby without involving the father, for whatever reason, now she can raise it the same way.


Yeah! Women like that are gold-digging sluts.

The guy who farks around on his wife, on the other hand, is a VICTIM. Waaaaah!
 
2012-05-06 03:46:53 PM

MadAzza: cryinoutloud: "What prevented me from...legally recognizing...was that my wife was pregnant, and it was a very difficult pregnancy," Pinault said.
"To be very clear - for five months we were told that the baby had Down syndrome. I asked Linda to delay recognition of Augie until the birth of Valentina," he said.

If this is true, I don't have much of a problem with it.

Also, fark Linda Evangelista, she's a golddigger. I understand the legal reasoning behind it (Magorn), but the only way a child gets to enjoy the exact same lifestyle as if it were being raised by a billionaire is if it is being raised by the billionaire. And she is plenty rich on her own.

Children are not paychecks. She chose to have the baby without involving the father, for whatever reason, now she can raise it the same way.

Yeah! Women like that are gold-digging sluts.

The guy who farks around on his wife, on the other hand, is a VICTIM. Waaaaah!


Dammit, not wife ... girlfriend. Whatever. I just woke up.

Maybe I'll read the article next time.
 
2012-05-06 03:53:38 PM

MadAzza: cryinoutloud: "What prevented me from...legally recognizing...was that my wife was pregnant, and it was a very difficult pregnancy," Pinault said.
"To be very clear - for five months we were told that the baby had Down syndrome. I asked Linda to delay recognition of Augie until the birth of Valentina," he said.

If this is true, I don't have much of a problem with it.

Also, fark Linda Evangelista, she's a golddigger. I understand the legal reasoning behind it (Magorn), but the only way a child gets to enjoy the exact same lifestyle as if it were being raised by a billionaire is if it is being raised by the billionaire. And she is plenty rich on her own.

Children are not paychecks. She chose to have the baby without involving the father, for whatever reason, now she can raise it the same way.

Yeah! Women like that are gold-digging sluts.

The guy who farks around on his wife, on the other hand, is a VICTIM. Waaaaah!


I'd have more sympathy if she had responded to any of his offers for child support during the 3 years after the kid was born.
 
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