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(Chicago Trib)   French billionaire who's married to Salma Hayek is hammered at second day of trial in which Linda Evangelista is seeking child support for the kid he fathered with her. Can we just take this ungrateful bastard out and shoot him?   (chicagotribune.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Linda Evangelista, Salma Hayek, Francois-Henri Pinault, child support, paternity  
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2012-05-06 10:37:15 AM  
How about we take the kid from the whore mother who wants $46K/month for "child support" instead?
 
2012-05-06 11:47:56 AM  
This should be a message to all young girls that decide to have 'love children'. Pick the wealthy ones, not the jobless ghetto boys with other kids they don't support.
But seriously 46k per month?
 
2012-05-06 11:54:37 AM  
Only one decent thing to do...

SALMA thread!

www.mojoimage.com
 
2012-05-06 12:05:22 PM  
This is the same asshole who forgot his son's birthday, right?
 
2012-05-06 12:18:41 PM  
49yo?
WTF
That rich farker can afford to look a lot younger than 60yo.

SHENANIGANS!
 
2012-05-06 12:22:46 PM  
Please post as many Selma pics as possible, folks.
 
2012-05-06 12:25:47 PM  

gopher321: Only one decent thing to do...

SALMA thread!

[www.mojoimage.com image 600x709]


Please post pictures where she doesn't look like a wax figure of La Toya Jackson.
 
2012-05-06 12:26:15 PM  
Don't hate the playa...
 
2012-05-06 12:27:08 PM  
Hmm. This guy has had intimate relations (read "wild, crazed weasel quality sex") with Linda Evangelista and Salma Hayek. What could possibly be the secret to his success? Oh, that's right, he's a billionaire. Never mind.
 
2012-05-06 12:27:51 PM  

1996 - Never Forget

i1171.photobucket.com>
 
2012-05-06 12:28:35 PM  
Do the smokin' hot chicks that marry rich, old guys let them smash?
 
2012-05-06 12:29:42 PM  

snocone: 49yo?
WTF
That rich farker can afford to look a lot younger than 60yo.

SHENANIGANS!


He's French.
 
2012-05-06 12:30:40 PM  
OK, wait a minute... she's looking for $46,000 a month in Child Support? After she readily admits to being able to make at least $100,000 just for showing up someplace?

I don't care what kind of a shiatty father he is, Child Support is supposed to SUPPORT the upbringing of the child, not give the little farker everything it wants.
 
2012-05-06 12:31:19 PM  

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: gopher321: Only one decent thing to do...

SALMA thread!

[www.mojoimage.com image 600x709]

Please post pictures where she doesn't look like a wax figure of La Toya Jackson.


i291.photobucket.com

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-06 12:31:56 PM  

gopher321: SALMA thread!


Then post a picture of Salma Hayek, not Michael Jackson after a boob job.
 
2012-05-06 12:33:22 PM  
mmmm sexy!


www.etbscreenwriting.com
 
2012-05-06 12:33:35 PM  
$46K per month * 13 years until he is 18 = $7.2M. To a billionaire this is pocket change. The only reason he may not want to do this is if he has other kids under 18 with other women, as it would set precedent.
 
2012-05-06 12:34:27 PM  
Hm. Salma Hayek thread?
crow202.org
 
2012-05-06 12:34:34 PM  
I would rub my dick on that unibrow.
 
2012-05-06 12:36:37 PM  
46k a month. A MONTH!!! Oh New York, why you hurt me so bad?
 
2012-05-06 12:36:38 PM  

gopher321: Only one decent thing to do...

SALMA thread!

[www.mojoimage.com image 600x709]


So your idea of a salma thread is to post the only picture that is able to make me question my lust for her? What is wrong with you?
 
2012-05-06 12:36:46 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-06 12:38:08 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-06 12:39:52 PM  
crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2012-05-06 12:40:12 PM  

LordZorch: How about we take the kid from the whore mother who wants $46K/month for "child support" instead?


Child Support amounts are derived as a percentage of the parent's income (typically 1/3 of parent's income before taxes, not on a judgment of what the kid "needs" . The theory behind this is that it is not the kid's fault that the parents choose no to be together, and he/she has a roight to live in the style that a child of those parents would be able to expect.

This guy is a billionaire, 46k a month is proportionally getting off easy compared to the $10/hr guy who is on the hook for $250 month
 
2012-05-06 12:40:27 PM  
I don't understand why a mother who is clearly able to support herself needs $46,000 a month in child support. Can any even break down as to what that amount of money will be spent on for that kid each month? That he is a gazillionaire is beside the point.
 
2012-05-06 12:40:41 PM  

YouSaidWhat: 1996 - Never Forget

[i1171.photobucket.com image 480x360]>


The kitten holocaust.

i480.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-06 12:42:24 PM  
I don't give a flying fark how rich baby daddy is, nobody in their right mind should get $46k a month for child support. If that stupid model really needs that much per month, you bet your ass I'd be demanding to see an itemized list of exactly how that money is spent. Anything left over better be going into a trust fund that mommy has no access to.

This biatch also better realize that she needs to contribute her own money to the upbringing of her child. She may have fathered a child with a guy that apparently doesn't seem to care (like how many millions of other women?), but that doesn't mean she can whine and pin all of the financial responsibility on him. This is the model that famously said, "My friends and I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day."

Man, I'm a woman, and I say fark her.
 
2012-05-06 12:42:52 PM  
 
2012-05-06 12:43:23 PM  
I sense a lot of broke-ass jealousy in this thread.
 
2012-05-06 12:44:45 PM  
Sons of billionaires need bodyguards, which are expensive.
 
2012-05-06 12:50:14 PM  

YouSaidWhat: 1996 - Never Forget

[i1171.photobucket.com image 480x360]>


Trust me, I haven't.
 
2012-05-06 12:54:53 PM  
crow202.org
 
2012-05-06 12:56:14 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Sons of billionaires need bodyguards, which are expensive.


Only if the billionaire cares enough about him to pay a ransom.
 
2012-05-06 12:57:22 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
Before and After Boob Job

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-06 12:58:56 PM  

gopher321: Only one decent thing to do...

SALMA thread!

[www.mojoimage.com image 600x709]


Im going to guess thats not Salma
 
2012-05-06 01:01:12 PM  
When you treat a relationship as a business, don't be shocked and appalled that your partner does too.

That being said...

FREE LINDA

/probably would've worked out better for both ladies
//except for Salma maybe
///who is taking that f*cker for everything
 
2012-05-06 01:01:16 PM  

gopher321: Only one decent thing to do...

SALMA thread!


Goddam...thankyousomuch
 
2012-05-06 01:01:35 PM  

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 550x471]

[i.imgur.com image 400x400]
Before and After Boob Job


IIRC, that particular picture was taken right after she had a baby, therefore milk jugs
 
2012-05-06 01:05:02 PM  
Do you really need that much to raise a child?

Mother sounds like a golddigger
 
2012-05-06 01:05:53 PM  

Dear_Leader: gopher321: Only one decent thing to do...

SALMA thread!

[www.mojoimage.com image 600x709]

Im going to guess thats not Salma


You are forgetting the great Salma Hayek Rents Michael Jackson's Nose debacle of 2006.
 
2012-05-06 01:06:05 PM  

SoCalSurfer: Mother sounds like a golddigger


She aint messin' with no broke billionaire
 
2012-05-06 01:06:24 PM  
Nice to see Salma Hayek found true love...of money.
 
2012-05-06 01:06:38 PM  
Salma hayek...quite possibly the hottest woman that has ever walkd the earth.

/never knew she had a boob job.
//dont care
///saw her breastfeed some kid..was MASSIVELY jealous.
 
2012-05-06 01:07:55 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: SoCalSurfer: Mother sounds like a golddigger

She aint messin' with no broke billionaire


www.fortunespawn.com

"I have a few goldigger friends that have owned broke billionaires."
 
2012-05-06 01:08:22 PM  

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 440x500]
Not Ms. Hayek, but maybe still relevant (and probably NSFW).


Gee thanks, I was actually going to try to get something done this afternoon.

/IBIMB
 
2012-05-06 01:08:22 PM  

danceswithcrows: Not Ms. Hayek, but maybe still relevant (and probably NSFW).


Sunofabiatch....i live big titties. This link is a REALLY good example of why.
 
2012-05-06 01:09:40 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: ///saw her breastfeed some kid..was MASSIVELY jealous.


Did you even TRY to lactate?
 
2012-05-06 01:10:11 PM  

thamike: The more you eat the more you fart: ///saw her breastfeed some kid..was MASSIVELY jealous.

Did you even TRY to lactate?


Lmao
 
2012-05-06 01:10:31 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: danceswithcrows: Not Ms. Hayek, but maybe still relevant (and probably NSFW).

Sunofabiatch....i live big titties. This link is a REALLY good example of why.


I'm kind of partial to about 22 down..15i4xeu.jpg (Hot blonde working out)

/yum
 
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