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(Fox 8 Cleveland)   When you drink, you pass out on the sofa. When you pass out on the sofa, the toddler is left alone in the backyard. When the toddler is alone in the backyard, the dog rips his clothes off. Don't let the dog rip the toddler's clothes off   (fox8.com) divider line 20
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2012-05-06 12:09:23 PM
4 votes:
So, Mommy McDrunkerson owns the Coppertone dog?
2012-05-06 03:37:28 PM
3 votes:

gopher321: FTA: "According to Maloney, officers discovered that the dog had ripped off the child's shirt and was biting the child's pants, in an effort to remove the clothing from the child's body. Maloney says the dog did not bite the child, only the clothing."

That's...odd. Any reason why a dog would do that?


Um...DUH!!! It's obvious.
The dog bit off the kid's clothes because dogs don't have thumbs so he couldn't un-do the buttons and zippers!
Jeez.
2012-05-06 12:35:22 PM
3 votes:

gopher321: FTA: "According to Maloney, officers discovered that the dog had ripped off the child's shirt and was biting the child's pants, in an effort to remove the clothing from the child's body. Maloney says the dog did not bite the child, only the clothing."

That's...odd. Any reason why a dog would do that?


The dog's pants were still at the dry cleaners and he wanted to run out and pick up some more beer.
2012-05-06 04:11:58 PM
2 votes:
"I drink a whiskey drink / I drink a vodka drink / and when I have to pee / I don't make it to the bathroom and just pass out on the sofa, so leave me the eff alone while I wet myself."
2012-05-06 01:59:30 PM
2 votes:

gopher321: FTA: "According to Maloney, officers discovered that the dog had ripped off the child's shirt and was biting the child's pants, in an effort to remove the clothing from the child's body. Maloney says the dog did not bite the child, only the clothing."

That's...odd. Any reason why a dog would do that?


1. Pedo-dog
2. You take the wrappers off your food before you eat don't you?
3. If the family was gonna force its dog to be naked then the dog thought the family should be forced to be naked too
2012-05-06 01:33:40 PM
2 votes:
favim.com
2012-05-06 08:31:23 PM
1 votes:
She was dreaming about reenacting scenes with Charlie Sheen.
2012-05-06 06:26:47 PM
1 votes:
And that's why you don't give a mouse a mickey.
2012-05-06 05:41:56 PM
1 votes:
vodak parenting how-to:

place 5 yr old in Fort Closet, close & lock door

put naked 3 yr old on compost pile with Dog nearby for protection

turn on Oprah, swill teh vodak
2012-05-06 05:17:26 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: FTA: "According to Maloney, officers discovered that the dog had ripped off the child's shirt and was biting the child's pants, in an effort to remove the clothing from the child's body. Maloney says the dog did not bite the child, only the clothing."

That's...odd. Any reason why a dog would do that?


Maybe doggy was giving fashion tips to the tot.
2012-05-06 05:14:45 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: LeroyBourne: I wonder if the cop gets any Mahoney Maloney jokes.

You mean Maloney bologna?


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no, maloney sounds like mahoney
maaaaaaaaaaaaloooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!
2012-05-06 05:06:37 PM
1 votes:
Here's how I see this happening:

Mom not watching kid or dog.

Dog plays with kid, tugging at clothing (possibly even herding instinct to keep kid from toddling off, like kids do)

Kid resists clothing being tugged, being toddler, duffs the clothing altogether, and kids at certain ages love to 'streak'.

My contention here is: Dogs was framed, and at least was paying more attention to the kid than Mom.
2012-05-06 04:33:24 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: Buffet: Fark the toddler.

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So....who's that creeepy cat?
2012-05-06 04:20:51 PM
1 votes:

Buffet: Fark the toddler.


i105.photobucket.com
2012-05-06 03:46:28 PM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: I wonder if the cop gets any Mahoney Maloney jokes.


You mean Maloney bologna?
2012-05-06 03:43:11 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: FTA: "According to Maloney, officers discovered that the dog had ripped off the child's shirt and was biting the child's pants, in an effort to remove the clothing from the child's body. Maloney says the dog did not bite the child, only the clothing."

That's...odd. Any reason why a dog would do that?



The dog might have been protecting the kid from what he thought was clamping itself onto the child.

Maybe the kid just started wearing clothes and the dog wasn't used to seeing him in anything but a diaper, so he attacked the clothes.
2012-05-06 03:37:15 PM
1 votes:
media.picfor.me
2012-05-06 01:39:51 PM
1 votes:
I shared the headline and story with my girlfriend and she asked, "Is the kid OK?" Wow, I'm an asshole I didn't even think of that.

Re-reading the story it looks like the dog was just playing with the toddler. Probably thinking, "Fool, whatchya doin with them threads on you?!?"

I guess I figured the dog was urban.
2012-05-06 12:34:28 PM
1 votes:
Im glad subby clarified that in the last sentence. I got to 'the dog ripped his clothes off' and wondered why the dog was wearing clothes
2012-05-06 12:27:28 PM
1 votes:
I already have Direct TV.
 
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