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(NASCAR)   Will Michael Waltrip re-live his glory days, or make the race official on lap 1? Will Dale Earnhardt Jr. snap his losing streak? What lap will The Big One occur? Its Talledega, on Fox at Noon ET   (nationwide.nascar.com) divider line 795
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2012-05-06 05:13:36 PM
Okay, Kes seemed sincere. I forgive him, I guess. Goodness knows my drivers do worse.
 
2012-05-06 05:13:45 PM
So is KB forgiven for cussing out Jerry Punch now?
 
2012-05-06 05:14:07 PM

GardenWeasel: DanZero: Oh, and I learned a lesson.

BE A DICK

*trollface*

WIN RACE

That happens almost every race at Dega. Just usually on the last corner.


I'm still kinda new at this race-stuff, but I know as long as it wasn't JJ it can be the lowest rottenest scum of the earth and it's still a good thing
 
2012-05-06 05:14:29 PM
Wallmindinger is such a douche.
 
2012-05-06 05:14:41 PM
See ya'll next week at the SparklePony 500
 
2012-05-06 05:15:09 PM

GardenWeasel: See ya'll next week at the SparklePony 500


??
 
2012-05-06 05:15:25 PM

vegaswench: catastrophe averted: vegaswench: I was wondering. I am not a happy person right now. Hopefully the Kings game will improve my mood.

At least your driver was able to cross the finish line *sigh*

True. Sorry yours got collected.


Thanks. It's the theme for his season, apparently.
 
2012-05-06 05:15:42 PM

vegaswench: GardenWeasel: See ya'll next week at the SparklePony 500

??


Danica is racing Darlington
 
2012-05-06 05:15:58 PM
Fantasy lineup worked out okay,

Kenseth, Joonyerr, Biffle, and Almirola all finished in the top 15.
 
2012-05-06 05:16:00 PM

mrtk421: Wallmindinger is such a douche.


"If he was there I apologize", ummmm the fact you two collided would indicate he was there.
 
2012-05-06 05:16:53 PM

GardenWeasel: vegaswench: GardenWeasel: See ya'll next week at the SparklePony 500

??

Danica is racing Darlington


Ah. I still don't get it.
 
2012-05-06 05:17:24 PM

WhyteRaven74: mrtk421: Wallmindinger is such a douche.

"If he was there I apologize", ummmm the fact you two collided would indicate he was there.


*giggle*
 
2012-05-06 05:17:25 PM
DanZero Oh, and I learned a lesson. BE A DICK *trollface* WIN RACE

Well, BradK just apologized to KB on MRN. Newman's loss means no Free Bloomin' Onion either so try Denny Hamlin's chicken
Link
 
2012-05-06 05:18:09 PM

GardenWeasel: vegaswench: GardenWeasel: See ya'll next week at the SparklePony 500

??

Danica is racing Darlington


As long as we do not have to hear about it all weekend like we did for Daytona, and the PC engine start was kinda funny, as was watching her getting taken out so early. SparklePony 500, I like that.
 
2012-05-06 05:18:14 PM
Big day next Saturday. I graduate college in the morning, and Darlington at night. There's a chance I'll be too hammered to Fark, but if not, see y'all then.
 
2012-05-06 05:18:40 PM

vegaswench: GardenWeasel: vegaswench: GardenWeasel: See ya'll next week at the SparklePony 500

??

Danica is racing Darlington

Ah. I still don't get it.


Coverage is going to be all about Danica. Her unoffical nickname is "Princess Sparkle Pony"
 
2012-05-06 05:19:18 PM

Gonz: I graduate college in the morning


Congrats!!
 
2012-05-06 05:20:11 PM

GardenWeasel: Her unoffical nickname is "Princess Sparkle Pony"


Oh, I missed that. I'm dumber than usual today, sorry about that.
 
2012-05-06 05:20:30 PM

Gonz: Big day next Saturday. I graduate college in the morning, and Darlington at night. There's a chance I'll be too hammered to Fark, but if not, see y'all then.


w00t! Gud jerb.
 
2012-05-06 05:20:41 PM

Gonz: There's a chance I'll be too hammered to Fark


No such thing.
 
2012-05-06 05:20:46 PM
Enjoyed it. See you all when I can make it again.
 
2012-05-06 05:21:43 PM
vegaswench Ah. I still don't get it.

Danica's treated in N'wide/Cup Races by the NASCAR media as if she's starring in her own 1980's DIC Cartoon Show, while the FARK NASKAR Club believes her to be a flat-chested biatch from the Wet Noodle Driving School
 
2012-05-06 05:21:56 PM

Gonz: Big day next Saturday. I graduate college in the morning, and Darlington at night. There's a chance I'll be too hammered to Fark, but if not, see y'all then.


Don't worry about Farking. Enjoy your day.
 
2012-05-06 05:22:16 PM

Gonz: I graduate college in the morning


Kudos!
 
2012-05-06 05:24:59 PM

FlyingJ: vegaswench Ah. I still don't get it.

Danica's treated in N'wide/Cup Races by the NASCAR media as if she's starring in her own 1980's DIC Cartoon Show, while the FARK NASKAR Club believes her to be a flat-chested biatch from the Wet Noodle Driving School


Oh god, and it seems they are already starting. Did any other female in NASCAR get this coverage?
 
2012-05-06 05:25:35 PM
God bless Michael Waltrip. He may be the most positive man on earth.
 
2012-05-06 05:28:00 PM
"Danica Patrick AND NASCAR's best tear through Darlington next week."

I'm glad they at least differentiated the two.
 
2012-05-06 05:28:42 PM

vegaswench: Congrats!!


GardenWeasel: w00t! Gud jerb.


Warchild: Kudos!


Thanks, y'all.

Jensaarai: Gonz: There's a chance I'll be too hammered to Fark

No such thing.


Excellent point. Last time I was Farking while completely trashed, I woke up with a TF sponsorship. Time before that, I woke up to a 24-hour timeout for trolling...
 
2012-05-06 05:34:37 PM
Martin Truex, Jr. is getting attacked on Twitter by Gordon fans. I almost feel bad for him. Some of those Gordon fans (except the Fark Gordon fans, of course) are insane.
 
2012-05-06 05:35:23 PM
Despite the commercials and the craziness, this was fun.

See ya Saturday!
 
2012-05-06 05:36:48 PM

vegaswench: Martin Truex, Jr. is getting attacked on Twitter by Gordon fans. I almost feel bad for him. Some of those Gordon fans (except the Fark Gordon fans, of course) are insane.


I think they're losing it watching him get farked over this season.
 
2012-05-06 05:37:50 PM
Whoa. This was Penske's first Cup win at Talladega?
 
2012-05-06 05:39:05 PM

vegaswench: Martin Truex, Jr. is getting attacked on Twitter by Gordon fans. I almost feel bad for him. Some of those Gordon fans (except the Fark Gordon fans, of course) are insane.


Yeah, they were none too kind to Bayne after the last Talladega race.
 
2012-05-06 05:52:22 PM

mrtk421: Wallmindinger is such a douche.


Don't really care about AJ one way or another, but everyone involved in that wreck should line up in the garage and beat the living shiat out out of him. Especially because he didn't admit that he farked up.
 
2012-05-06 06:09:36 PM

Jensaarai: vegaswench: Martin Truex, Jr. is getting attacked on Twitter by Gordon fans. I almost feel bad for him. Some of those Gordon fans (except the Fark Gordon fans, of course) are insane.

I think they're losing it watching him get farked over this season.


As Gordon said, you just have to laugh at this point.

/Started rooting for him in '93 or '94, when I first started watching, because he was the easiest car to find on the track.
 
2012-05-06 06:13:36 PM
 
2012-05-07 12:28:09 AM
 
2012-05-07 02:07:03 AM

Jensaarai: Oh, Tony...


Wonder how big the fine will be? Here's the audio. I can't find video anywhere. Link
 
2012-05-07 02:25:51 AM
I want to have Tony Stewart's children
 
2012-05-07 02:27:00 AM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I want to have Tony Stewart's children


Heh. I want to sell the rights of your story to the Daily Mail.
 
2012-05-07 05:51:28 AM

penguin31: I've never seen a car self-destruct like that over a blown-tire.


I've had a meat blow out on the rear of my '67 Pontiac Tempest before; tore out a chunk of wheel well, split the quarter and busted the lead bead that held the C-pillar on. I wasn't even in race-tune mode. And that's when metal quarter-panels were,,, metal quarter panels... but that looked cool today in slow-mo.

Fireproof: Wow, the 11 is farking disinigrating.


I'm still in bewilderment of how the officials handled that; a cracked B-pillar? Uh, Fox claimed that they are integral to the car's handling but really, 85-90% of actual structural effect regarding that would be from the roll cage/frame, He could have had it, I think he over-compensated for the damage he had and pulled out front too soon. That nice hood scoop he fashioned didn't help.

/at least it wasn't Junior
//Stewart came up out of NOWHERE just be the last smash-fest
///Good on Brad. He's slowly proving that he can run with the so-called "big-dogs"
//WTF Mikey
/slashies
 
2012-05-07 05:53:06 AM

peewinkle: //Stewart came up out of NOWHERE just be the last smash-fest


*just before

/Poor Carl
 
2012-05-07 02:09:33 PM
vegaswench: Some of those Gordon fans (except the Fark Gordon fans, of course) are insane.

Well, the Gold Standard is Earnhardt fans reaction to Sterling Marlin after the 2001 Daytona 500...
 
2012-05-07 07:48:31 PM
 
2012-05-07 11:03:27 PM

vegaswench: Jensaarai: Oh, Tony...

Wonder how big the fine will be? Here's the audio. I can't find video anywhere. Link


There will not be a fine.. Per NASCAR...

/Have they finally perfected their SmokeFilter?
 
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