FARK.com: (7090026) Will Michael Waltrip re-live his glory days, or make the race official on lap 1? Will Dale Earnhardt Jr. snap his losing streak? What lap will The Big One occur? Its Talledega, on Fox at Noon ET

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		Will Michael Waltrip re-live his glory days, or make the race official on lap 1? Will Dale Earnhardt Jr. snap his losing streak? What lap will The Big One occur? Its Talledega, on Fox at Noon ET (nationwide.nascar.com)		795
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WhyteRaven74		2012-05-06 02:37:42 PM

Jensaarai: "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

hehehehe pretty much :D

Digitalstrange		2012-05-06 02:38:05 PM

radiofreewill: blueorangefyre would like to know: "If Mikey takes out JJ, does this make the race super-official?"

it would make it super awesome

DanZero		2012-05-06 02:38:22 PM

radiofreewill: blueorangefyre would like to know: "If Mikey takes out JJ, does this make the race super-official?"

It would for us here at FARK SPORTS

relaxitsjustme		2012-05-06 02:39:17 PM

Worst energy drink ad evar

Penoatle		2012-05-06 02:39:30 PM

These DirecTV commercials are pretty awesome. They are more interesting than, dare I say, the race so far.

good_2_go		2012-05-06 02:40:09 PM

Go Matt!

/better late than never

Warmachine999		2012-05-06 02:40:38 PM

That Directv commercial about the picture freezing is not what they want to show me right now. My picture keeps freezing due to the storms.

MattyFridays		2012-05-06 02:41:28 PM

Whenever Jimmy Johnson is called "Five Time", I have this reaction:

i1122.photobucket.com

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-06 02:41:37 PM

Kurt has a stuffed cougar in the car?

THAT IS AWESOME!!

good_2_go		2012-05-06 02:41:53 PM

Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass
Eric's wife Miranda posted on his FB page: "We are hoping to be released sometime today."

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-06 02:42:14 PM

MattyFridays: i1122.photobucket.com

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of Booker

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 02:42:29 PM

Kurt has a stuffed cougar in the car? Did he kidnap Courtney Cox and feed her half a sammich?

DanZero		2012-05-06 02:42:42 PM

@nascarcasm
Lap 45 update: you'll be paying for your Bloomin' Onions tomorrow :(

vegaswench		2012-05-06 02:43:00 PM

MattyFridays: and his twitter is funny.

Yes it is. He posted this earlier and it just screams "SOON":

i.imgur.com

The Bestest		2012-05-06 02:43:34 PM

Newman apparently consulting with tech support.

catastrophe averted		2012-05-06 02:43:56 PM

good_2_go: Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass
Eric's wife Miranda posted on his FB page: "We are hoping to be released sometime today."

This is excellent news.

Jensaarai		2012-05-06 02:44:33 PM

vegaswench: MattyFridays: and his twitter is funny.

Yes it is. He posted this earlier and it just screams "SOON":

[i.imgur.com image 612x612]

Okay, that's an awesome pic.

relaxitsjustme		2012-05-06 02:44:41 PM

Last couple kilometers in the Giro. Going to be a sprint finish.

MattyFridays		2012-05-06 02:45:45 PM

WhyteRaven74: MattyFridays: i1122.photobucket.com

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of Booker

i6.photobucket.com

Gonz		2012-05-06 02:45:55 PM

JPM smoking tires. Nice.

bionicjoe		2012-05-06 02:46:21 PM

Penoatle: These DirecTV commercials are pretty awesome. They are more interesting than, dare I say, the race so far.

Thanks.
Haven't turned the TV on yet today. No rush.

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-06 02:46:37 PM

Green light stops at Talladega? Well that's not entirely expected.

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 02:47:40 PM

JJ on the lead. BURN!

mrtk421		2012-05-06 02:48:42 PM

JJ off the pace?

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 02:49:22 PM

At lunch, Mark polishes his helmet. Michael also polishes Mark's helmet.

good_2_go		2012-05-06 02:49:46 PM

48 blowed up?

Jensaarai		2012-05-06 02:50:01 PM

Green flag pit party... Right side tires at 'dega.

Okay, cool. Why not?

GardenWeasel		2012-05-06 02:50:04 PM

@JennaFryer Problem with the 48, to pit road.

MattyFridays		2012-05-06 02:50:24 PM

Can I just tell people something: The more you push against IOS as not being cool or "individuality" or something like that, especially with windows freaking moible, the more you'll lose.

IOS does the following:

1) Allows me to make phone calls
2) Allows me to take pics
3) Allows me take pics.

I'M OK WITH THAT.

good_2_go		2012-05-06 02:50:27 PM

Nate Ryan @nateryan
Jimmie Johnson pitting: "Oil temperature is flashing. I hit debris leaving pit road. I'm not sure if it took out a line."

Penoatle		2012-05-06 02:50:51 PM

radiofreewill: At lunch, Mark polishes his helmet. Michael also polishes Mark's helmet.

*snort*

vegaswench		2012-05-06 02:50:57 PM

JJ is out of the race!

Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck
Chad Knaus: "Belt broke, Jimmie." Crew to Jimmie: "It's done." Jimmie Johnson is out of the race, folks. #NASCAR

Good work, rubbers.

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-06 02:51:00 PM

ohhh and a crash in the motoGP race, which is being run in the rain

cameroncrazy1984		2012-05-06 02:51:12 PM

MattyFridays: Can I just tell people something: The more you push against IOS as not being cool or "individuality" or something like that, especially with windows freaking moible, the more you'll lose.

IOS does the following:

1) Allows me to make phone calls
2) Allows me to take pics
3) Allows me take pics.

I'M OK WITH THAT.

Um. Okay?

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-06 02:51:22 PM

radiofreewill: JJ on the lead. BURN!

And he did

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 02:51:25 PM

Burninating the engine!

MattyFridays		2012-05-06 02:51:29 PM

STOP CALLING HIM FIVE TIME.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-06 02:51:30 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jht		2012-05-06 02:51:40 PM

Thoughts on Talladega so far:

If JJ ever described himself as "five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time Sprint Cup Champion", I'd mark out for him.

Mark Martin and Mikey Waltrip should never make a reference to polishing a helmet in a commercial.

I actually look forward to Direct TV commercials even though satellite TV sucks horribly.

/Booker T FTW!

bionicjoe		2012-05-06 02:51:48 PM

MattyFridays: 1) Allows me to make phone calls
2) Allows me to take pics
3) Allows me take pics.

WAT?

Warchild		2012-05-06 02:51:55 PM

lol

penguin31		2012-05-06 02:51:56 PM

48 go BOOM!

Jensaarai		2012-05-06 02:52:02 PM

Woohoo!

relaxitsjustme		2012-05-06 02:52:22 PM

WhyteRaven74: ohhh and a crash in the motoGP race, which is being run in the rain

Crash during the sprint finish in the Giro too. Not that bad though.

Gonz		2012-05-06 02:52:30 PM

Bye bye JJ!

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 02:52:51 PM

Can somebody photoshop Trogdor standing over the 48 car?

MattyFridays		2012-05-06 02:53:07 PM

cameroncrazy1984:

Um. Okay?

re: These AT&T commercials that are 1) pushing Windows Mobile as "cool" and 2) trying to imply that anyone who uses IOS is a dork.

MattyFridays		2012-05-06 02:53:42 PM

bionicjoe: MattyFridays: 1) Allows me to make phone calls
2) Allows me to take pics
3) Allows me take pics.

WAT?

I like taking pics.

DanZero		2012-05-06 02:53:48 PM

vegaswench: JJ is out of the race!

Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck
Chad Knaus: "Belt broke, Jimmie." Crew to Jimmie: "It's done." Jimmie Johnson is out of the race, folks. #NASCAR

Good work, ~~rubbers~~ idol.