FARK.com: (7090026) Will Michael Waltrip re-live his glory days, or make the race official on lap 1? Will Dale Earnhardt Jr. snap his losing streak? What lap will The Big One occur? Its Talledega, on Fox at Noon ET

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		Will Michael Waltrip re-live his glory days, or make the race official on lap 1? Will Dale Earnhardt Jr. snap his losing streak? What lap will The Big One occur? Its Talledega, on Fox at Noon ET (nationwide.nascar.com)		795
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kteela		2012-05-06 01:39:05 PM

Ron White! You magnificent bastard!

Gonz		2012-05-06 01:39:36 PM

Tater!

kteela		2012-05-06 01:39:48 PM

mikaloyd: kteela: mikaloyd: Im watching a North American Bear Center bear waiting for the race

He just went full ninja with a carpet tube

Apparently, bears don't eat squirrels.

He's tried to catch em when he gets bored but squirrels are fookin fast

And they cheat by climbing trees. At least that's what Violet says.

Warchild		2012-05-06 01:39:52 PM

Stinky dirty sweaty Ron White

penguin31		2012-05-06 01:39:53 PM

Good grief, looks like a LOT of empty seats down by turn 4. Looks sad.

relaxitsjustme		2012-05-06 01:40:10 PM

MIke Joy needs to lost weight

Jensaarai		2012-05-06 01:40:30 PM

mikaloyd: Blue collar engine start

kteela: Ron White! You magnificent bastard!

I like to imagine he's just going to spend the next couple hours drunkenly stumbling around the infield with that cigar in his hand.

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-06 01:41:00 PM

Jensaarai: I like to imagine he's just going to spend the next couple hours drunkenly stumbling around the infield with that cigar in his hand.

I'm pretty sure that's what he'll actually do.

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 01:41:06 PM

House of Pain blaring on the track sound system. Nice.

kteela		2012-05-06 01:41:20 PM

Jensaarai: mikaloyd: Blue collar engine start

kteela: Ron White! You magnificent bastard!

I like to imagine he's just going to spend the next couple hours drunkenly stumbling around the infield with that cigar in his hand.

I was surprised to see him without a drink in his hand.

catastrophe averted		2012-05-06 01:41:36 PM

WhyteRaven74: Jensaarai: I like to imagine he's just going to spend the next couple hours drunkenly stumbling around the infield with that cigar in his hand.

I'm pretty sure that's what he'll actually do.

So much THIS!

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 01:42:51 PM

kteela: I was surprised to see him without a drink in his hand.

Holding a drink, smoke AND microphone in his hand is not one of his strong suits. Nice guy, though.

mikaloyd		2012-05-06 01:43:48 PM

Welcome to Dega Race fans

If you need pacedog to pump you up for this one maybe you should watch soccer instead.

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Keeping them out of the big one until the green flag drops.

Hopefully.

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-06 01:45:24 PM

So, NASCAR says a 2:05 start, and ... looks like it will be more than a bit faster than that.

Someone needs to get them a better stage director. They can't do anything on time.

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 01:45:26 PM

*gives pacedog a giant rawhide and a scratch behind the ears*

The Bestest		2012-05-06 01:45:45 PM

anyone else's FOX breaking up?

mikaloyd		2012-05-06 01:47:32 PM

Fox fine here

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 01:47:53 PM

The Bestest: anyone else's FOX breaking up?

Mine is a bit, but that's probably because I'm using a set-top antenna mounted on my mailbox.

PeriRies		2012-05-06 01:48:36 PM

My daughter has insisted we take apart all the furniture and build a fort in the middle of the room, so it looks like I'll be catching this race from the floor of Fort Snuggly.

Enjoy the race peasants. I will cast derision in your general direction from the safety of my fort.

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 01:49:14 PM

PeriRies: My daughter has insisted we take apart all the furniture and build a fort in the middle of the room, so it looks like I'll be catching this race from the floor of Fort Snuggly.

Enjoy the race peasants. I will cast derision in your general direction from the safety of my fort.

As soon as your daughter leaves the room, we're raiding the fort.

mikaloyd		2012-05-06 01:49:17 PM

Krista Voda looks like a teletubby in that headset

relaxitsjustme		2012-05-06 01:50:39 PM

Jet dryers! Get em Juan!

Penoatle		2012-05-06 01:50:51 PM

radiofreewill: The Bestest: anyone else's FOX breaking up?

Mine is a bit, but that's probably because I'm using a set-top antenna mounted on my mailbox.

Mine was for a bit, I should get cable, but nothing is ever on, Rabbit Ears are fine!

Warmachine999		2012-05-06 01:51:20 PM

I had my sat. signal come back briefly, but its back out. Must be more big storms to the southeast.

The Bestest		2012-05-06 01:51:39 PM

Go 14, 18, 42, 83, 93!
Go.. away 17, 24, 48, 99!

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 01:51:39 PM

mikaloyd: Krista Voda looks like a teletubby in that headset

A sexy Teletubby?

GardenWeasel		2012-05-06 01:51:44 PM

Let's do this thing.

SMOKE!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-06 01:51:44 PM

BOOGITY³

AlexChristopher		2012-05-06 01:51:49 PM

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LETS GO RACIN BOYS

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-06 01:51:52 PM

Boogity boogity boogity!!!!

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-06 01:53:09 PM

Go smoke!

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 01:53:29 PM

Holy crap, Kyle's droppin' back fast.

knbber2		2012-05-06 01:53:38 PM

Where's princess? Is she still throwing a temper tantrum after intentionally rear-ending Hornish?

relaxitsjustme		2012-05-06 01:53:55 PM

Juan is 'notorious' for going to the back?

Youkeepusingthatword.jpg

mikaloyd		2012-05-06 01:54:38 PM

radiofreewill: mikaloyd: Krista Voda looks like a teletubby in that headset

A sexy Teletubby?

i.imgur.com

cameroncrazy1984		2012-05-06 01:54:55 PM

relaxitsjustme: Juan is 'notorious' for going to the back?

Youkeepusingthatword.jpg

He means the back of a jet dryer.

/and I'm a JPM fan.

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-06 01:55:18 PM

knbber2: Where's princess? Is she still throwing a temper tantrum after intentionally rear-ending Hornish?

I know where she will be next week.

She's got a meeting in the Nascar hauler.

Really DW .. 20,002 MPH. Now thats racing?

Jensaarai		2012-05-06 01:55:19 PM

"Two oh oh oh oh two?"

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-06 01:55:37 PM

knbber2: Where's princess?

Mikey Waltrip? He hasn't wrecked yet, so that's good.

The Bestest		2012-05-06 01:56:10 PM

sucker hole!

GardenWeasel		2012-05-06 01:56:34 PM

When did Newman pick up BPS as a sponsor? I missed that.

Penoatle		2012-05-06 01:56:45 PM

knbber2: Where's princess? Is she still throwing a temper tantrum after intentionally rear-ending Hornish?

Bad joke is bad, but you know that she shares something in common Pink Floyd, her greatest hit being The Wall.... Also her adverts suck.

relaxitsjustme		2012-05-06 01:57:25 PM

mikaloyd: radiofreewill: mikaloyd: Krista Voda looks like a teletubby in that headset

A sexy Teletubby?

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Ha! Good work

Shadow Blasko		2012-05-06 01:58:30 PM

Orange Cone @TheOrangeCone

"The Sucker Hole" is the middle lane at Talladega and a $5 hooker named Windy in Las Vegas. #nailedit

PeriRies		2012-05-06 01:58:41 PM

radiofreewill: PeriRies: My daughter has insisted we take apart all the furniture and build a fort in the middle of the room, so it looks like I'll be catching this race from the floor of Fort Snuggly.

Enjoy the race peasants. I will cast derision in your general direction from the safety of my fort.

As soon as your daughter leaves the room, we're raiding the fort.

We will shower you with empty beer cans and juice boxes. Our battlements are secure!

Jensaarai		2012-05-06 01:58:42 PM

GardenWeasel: When did Newman pick up BPS as a sponsor? I missed that.

It just happened for this race. I guess they wanted to sponsor a guy who actually goes hunting and fishing by choice.

radiofreewill		2012-05-06 01:59:48 PM

mikaloyd: radiofreewill: mikaloyd: Krista Voda looks like a teletubby in that headset

A sexy Teletubby?

[i.imgur.com image 238x400]

I heart you.

GardenWeasel		2012-05-06 02:00:30 PM

Jensaarai: GardenWeasel: When did Newman pick up BPS as a sponsor? I missed that.

It just happened for this race. I guess they wanted to sponsor a guy who actually goes hunting and fishing by choice.

Sweet. That is a huge get for SHR.

vegaswench		2012-05-06 02:01:05 PM

Jensaarai: skinink: Thank you eight pound baby Jesus for the safety of out racers...

Supposedly as a treat to fans listening in on his scanner, Kurt and his crew chief plan to recite a few relevant lines over the course of the race.

Woo hoo! I know it's gimmicky, but it's fun and has attracted some people to pay attention to the race who otherwise wouldn't.

Jensaarai		2012-05-06 02:02:04 PM

GardenWeasel: Jensaarai: GardenWeasel: When did Newman pick up BPS as a sponsor? I missed that.

It just happened for this race. I guess they wanted to sponsor a guy who actually goes hunting and fishing by choice.

Sweet. That is a huge get for SHR.

I don't really know what this means for the future. Without looking at Jayski, I assume it means McMurray may lose them in the future, which would suck for him. But maybe BPS is cool with sponsoring two different teams.

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