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(TSN)   Will the brooms come out in LA this afternoon? Will the Prudential Center burn down because of all the candles on Brodeur's birthday cake? These questions answered along with a couple good hockey games at 3:00 & 7:30 Eastern today   (tsn.ca) divider line 967
    More: Cool, Martin Brodeur, Prudential Center, birthday cakes, Zach Parise, Scott Hartnell, Peter Laviolette, Claude Giroux, Danny Briere  
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2012-05-06 09:24:46 PM  

Klivian: robsul82: Klivian: robsul82: Fark, please be okay, Zube. Hopefully that's not a concussion.

It was a flop, not a concussion

Might want to clear your monitor, he got a shoulder clear to his head.

I'm not saying he didn't hit him in the head, I'm saying that if he was actually hurt long enough to be down for as long as he was, he needs to clean the sand out of his hoo-ha.


As a Devs fan who prides himself on objectivity... I agree with this. It might be a bit of a flop. Not quite a gross soccer flop though.
 
2012-05-06 09:24:54 PM  

Smiths: Meanwhile Golddust has been released from WWE, robsul82, for "something that happened at the Smackdown taping 2 weeks ago"

SO YEAH CHOKE ON THAT, SLAPNUTS!


Uh oh. Maybe he's as racially sensitive as Michael Hayes?
 
2012-05-06 09:25:00 PM  
philly not winning this one.

FIRST GOAL LOSES BLAH BLAH BLAH PENIS

really i feel like i'm watching Philly Game 6 vs Pitt.

NJD are done playing Philly this round.
 
2012-05-06 09:25:53 PM  

Earguy: Where were all the mirror-cam girls when I was single?

Link

Link


When I was single, you had to sit still for 15 minutes for a picture...
 
2012-05-06 09:26:18 PM  
 
2012-05-06 09:26:19 PM  

Smiths: Meanwhile Golddust has been released from WWE, robsul82, for "something that happened at the Smackdown taping 2 weeks ago"

SO YEAH CHOKE ON THAT, SLAPNUTS!


I love my NHL/WWE virtual bros. Nuthin but love to ya,.
 
2012-05-06 09:26:27 PM  

ytterbium: On a positive note, after many years of wanting try Tim Horton's, I chanced by one after a day trip to northern MI. As a coffee addict, I was pleasantly surprised. TimBits are good too.


I love TimBits too. No better way in my opinion to take down a caribou than by pelting it with TimBits. The traditional way is still the best way.
 
2012-05-06 09:26:51 PM  

Earguy: ontariolightning: pregerstheHobo: Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

I have him on ignore for saying every American is not enough of a hockey fan. I called the last PHX-NSH game boring (because it was) to which he responded true hockey fan would never say such a thing.

Glad I can see these in quotes sometimes. Reminds me why I ignored them in the first place.

I never said this game was boring. I dont have PVR
so I have to watch it

[imgc.classistatic.com image 500x374]

I've got, like, three of these on a shelf. You need me to send you one?


Only has 1 tv.. I cant tape a show and watch another one at the same time
costs money
 
2012-05-06 09:26:53 PM  

yookaloco: ontariolightning: I like Clay & Arsenio

I haven't seen an episode, but I know Clay and Arsenio are huge fan favorites, and cmon, how can you not like Lamponelli if you've seen the roasts?


All of Lisa Laponelli's jokes:

"Hey, did I tell you about my black boyfriend's giant penis?"
 
2012-05-06 09:27:25 PM  

yookaloco: Klivian: robsul82: Klivian: robsul82: Fark, please be okay, Zube. Hopefully that's not a concussion.

It was a flop, not a concussion

Might want to clear your monitor, he got a shoulder clear to his head.

I'm not saying he didn't hit him in the head, I'm saying that if he was actually hurt long enough to be down for as long as he was, he needs to clean the sand out of his hoo-ha.

As a Devs fan who prides himself on objectivity... I agree with this. It might be a bit of a flop. Not quite a gross soccer flop though.


Not a flop. A sell.

A flop would be if there were no hit. A sell is when there's a hit, but he exaggerates.
 
2012-05-06 09:27:58 PM  

Smiths: philly not winning this one.

FIRST GOAL LOSES BLAH BLAH BLAH PENIS

really i feel like i'm watching Philly Game 6 vs Pitt.

NJD are done playing Philly this round.


Unfortunately, I think you're right. Flyers don't get a shorty here at the start of the period, this series is over. They just seem out of gas, and certainly don't have the defense they need to come back from a 3-1 series hole
 
2012-05-06 09:28:18 PM  
I NEEEEEED to get a clone of this new Wendy's redhead or something. Maybe if I eat at Wendy's enough.
 
2012-05-06 09:28:57 PM  

ontariolightning: Only has 1 tv.. I cant tape a show and watch another one at the same time
costs money


...You have no idea how a VCR works.

Tv/VCR mode and watch one while recording the other.
 
2012-05-06 09:29:19 PM  

ravenssettle: yookaloco: Klivian: robsul82: Klivian: robsul82: Fark, please be okay, Zube. Hopefully that's not a concussion.

It was a flop, not a concussion

Might want to clear your monitor, he got a shoulder clear to his head.

I'm not saying he didn't hit him in the head, I'm saying that if he was actually hurt long enough to be down for as long as he was, he needs to clean the sand out of his hoo-ha.

As a Devs fan who prides himself on objectivity... I agree with this. It might be a bit of a flop. Not quite a gross soccer flop though.

Not a flop. A sell.

A flop would be if there were no hit. A sell is when there's a hit, but he exaggerates.


I sit corrected.
 
2012-05-06 09:29:20 PM  

ravenssettle: yookaloco: Klivian: robsul82: Klivian: robsul82: Fark, please be okay, Zube. Hopefully that's not a concussion.

It was a flop, not a concussion

Might want to clear your monitor, he got a shoulder clear to his head.

I'm not saying he didn't hit him in the head, I'm saying that if he was actually hurt long enough to be down for as long as he was, he needs to clean the sand out of his hoo-ha.

As a Devs fan who prides himself on objectivity... I agree with this. It might be a bit of a flop. Not quite a gross soccer flop though.

Not a flop. A sell.

A flop would be if there were no hit. A sell is when there's a hit, but he exaggerates.


Seems to be where everyone in the thread is on the hit
 
2012-05-06 09:29:23 PM  
BAck to this...NSFW Link

Oh, now she's cute. Link
 
2012-05-06 09:29:42 PM  
I would love to see Sean Avery on Celeb Apprentice
 
2012-05-06 09:30:11 PM  

yookaloco: I NEEEEEED to get a clone of this new Wendy's redhead or something. Maybe if I eat at Wendy's enough.


Chances of the Wendy's girl actually eating at Wendy's? Bout the same as Nashville winning their series.
 
2012-05-06 09:30:32 PM  

robsul82: Smiths: Meanwhile Golddust has been released from WWE, robsul82, for "something that happened at the Smackdown taping 2 weeks ago"

SO YEAH CHOKE ON THAT, SLAPNUTS!

Uh oh. Maybe he's as racially sensitive as Michael Hayes?


plus you're getting me to pull for NJD as well. I had my "Philly in the finals on Fark" 2 years ago. I like seeing other farkers have their teams move on. it's fun as hell to get into other peoples' teams.

If not for Fark I would never have cared as much about the Zetterberg as I have... or Anyone on the Blackhawks. Hell, I'd never be such a Fleury supporter if not for geom and mikaloyd's passion.

I love objectively watching other Farkers cheering for their teams and getting into it.

It sucks of course to watch "your" team losing, but there's that "just end it already" thing that makes it even more annoying. I've fully accepted a Philly loss... but there's a crapload of hockey left to have it be final.

So yeah... NJD ain't in my cup finals picks... but with LAK wiping out VAN and STL I've learned it never matters who you pick.

FARK THESE CRYING FARKER BITKKHES
 
2012-05-06 09:30:47 PM  
Richard Simmons and crying women commercials back to back? It's the gayest 1 minute on television!
 
2012-05-06 09:31:11 PM  
I don't know if this was mentioned earlier, but Nothin' But Crosby fail
 
2012-05-06 09:32:08 PM  
"eht fmmuuhph schmuluh ... KYPE!!"

- Verizon Girl
 
2012-05-06 09:32:11 PM  
Link

Mom? Link I wish.
 
2012-05-06 09:32:13 PM  

Donnchadha: pregerstheHobo: Jesus Christ.

Anyone want to pool some money for a hitman that we can hire to kidnap McGuire and shove a sock in his mouth until the cup is awarded? Anyone?

The more he talks...rage building...

The danger of that is they might replace him with Joe Buck and Tim McCarver


Never thought of that.Any other ideas?
 
2012-05-06 09:33:09 PM  
One more. Link
 
2012-05-06 09:34:00 PM  
All right, Red Alert towel, insurance goal time.
 
2012-05-06 09:34:35 PM  

Earguy: Link

Mom? Link I wish.


I can't think of a single way that's not wrong, and would recommend you make that statement something you never actually say in public.

But you're still my bro, bro.
 
2012-05-06 09:34:35 PM  

Smiths: robsul82: Smiths: Meanwhile Golddust has been released from WWE, robsul82, for "something that happened at the Smackdown taping 2 weeks ago"

SO YEAH CHOKE ON THAT, SLAPNUTS!

Uh oh. Maybe he's as racially sensitive as Michael Hayes?

plus you're getting me to pull for NJD as well. I had my "Philly in the finals on Fark" 2 years ago. I like seeing other farkers have their teams move on. it's fun as hell to get into other peoples' teams.

If not for Fark I would never have cared as much about the Zetterberg as I have... or Anyone on the Blackhawks. Hell, I'd never be such a Fleury supporter if not for geom and mikaloyd's passion.

I love objectively watching other Farkers cheering for their teams and getting into it.

It sucks of course to watch "your" team losing, but there's that "just end it already" thing that makes it even more annoying. I've fully accepted a Philly loss... but there's a crapload of hockey left to have it be final.

So yeah... NJD ain't in my cup finals picks... but with LAK wiping out VAN and STL I've learned it never matters who you pick.

FARK THESE CRYING FARKER BITKKHES


Well said, actually. There are teams and players I never would have gotten to know without some of you. In general, you all have taught me a lot about hockey in general.

Thanks!
 
paj
2012-05-06 09:34:37 PM  
Earguy is bringing it tonight!
 
2012-05-06 09:34:42 PM  
Kovy goes with a head pass.
 
2012-05-06 09:34:50 PM  

Earguy: One more. Link


Jesus H Christ on a cracker.
 
2012-05-06 09:34:56 PM  
Hahaha...head pass!
 
2012-05-06 09:35:31 PM  

Earguy: COmmercial. NSFW Link


i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-06 09:35:57 PM  

robsul82: Kovy goes with a head pass.


That's using yer head!

/bud-um CHING!
 
2012-05-06 09:36:39 PM  

Earguy: Link


I'll take two please.
 
2012-05-06 09:36:45 PM  
Timeout, Devils.
 
paj
2012-05-06 09:37:28 PM  
Devils timeout.

NSFW
 
2012-05-06 09:39:03 PM  
awwww

Party Rockin?

you had to ruin my erection for you, NJ music dude.
 
2012-05-06 09:39:26 PM  

Earguy: ontariolightning: pregerstheHobo: Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

I have him on ignore for saying every American is not enough of a hockey fan. I called the last PHX-NSH game boring (because it was) to which he responded true hockey fan would never say such a thing.

Glad I can see these in quotes sometimes. Reminds me why I ignored them in the first place.

I never said this game was boring. I dont have PVR
so I have to watch it

[imgc.classistatic.com image 500x374]

I've got, like, three of these on a shelf. You need me to send you one?




You know what? I've been meaning to transfer my VHS tapes from the '94 and 98 Woodstock concerts. I've got like 50 of em cuz I changed them every two hours even at night because they showed the alt stage from prime-time. There's a ton of naked crowd-surfing chicks or just random naked chicks dancing on burning cars. it was PPV and before Janet dropped a tit and everyone freaked out and they didn't edit shiat back then ( Goddamn NIN at the top of their game is worth the price of admission alone). I just don't have a working stereo VCR anymore, so i've been meaning to pick one up but.... yeah that would be great, man!

EIP
 
2012-05-06 09:39:45 PM  

Smiths: awwww

Party Rockin?

you had to ruin my erection for you, NJ music dude.


Sorry
 
2012-05-06 09:41:18 PM  

mephisto6: Earguy: ontariolightning: pregerstheHobo: Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

I have him on ignore for saying every American is not enough of a hockey fan. I called the last PHX-NSH game boring (because it was) to which he responded true hockey fan would never say such a thing.

Glad I can see these in quotes sometimes. Reminds me why I ignored them in the first place.

I never said this game was boring. I dont have PVR
so I have to watch it

[imgc.classistatic.com image 500x374]

I've got, like, three of these on a shelf. You need me to send you one?



You know what? I've been meaning to transfer my VHS tapes from the '94 and 98 Woodstock concerts. I've got like 50 of em cuz I changed them every two hours even at night because they showed the alt stage from prime-time. There's a ton of naked crowd-surfing chicks or just random naked chicks dancing on burning cars. it was PPV and before Janet dropped a tit and everyone freaked out and they didn't edit shiat back then ( Goddamn NIN at the top of their game is worth the price of admission alone). I just don't have a working stereo VCR anymore, so i've been meaning to pick one up but.... yeah that would be great, man!

EIP


Pay shipping or send me a few of the DVDs you make from that, and we have a deal. EIP me.
 
2012-05-06 09:42:05 PM  

Smiths: awwww

Party Rockin?

you had to ruin my erection for you, NJ music dude.


Earguy: Mom? Link I wish.


This thread is making feel like less of a perv. Not what I expected.
 
2012-05-06 09:43:36 PM  

yookaloco: Smiths: awwww

Party Rockin?

you had to ruin my erection for you, NJ music dude.

Earguy: Mom? Link I wish.

This thread is making feel like less of a perv. Not what I expected.


It's playoff hockey. Anything can happen.
 
2012-05-06 09:43:36 PM  

mephisto6: You know what? I've been meaning to transfer my VHS tapes from the '94 and 98 Woodstock concerts. I've got like 50 of em cuz I changed them every two hours even at night because they showed the alt stage from prime-time. There's a ton of naked crowd-surfing chicks or just random naked chicks dancing on burning cars. it was PPV and before Janet dropped a tit and everyone freaked out and they didn't edit shiat back then ( Goddamn NIN at the top of their game is worth the price of admission alone). I just don't have a working stereo VCR anymore, so i've been meaning to pick one up but.... yeah that would be great, man!

EIP


Ohhh man, I've been looking for some of the 94'. Specifically Green Day. No one was smart enough to VCR that stuff.
 
2012-05-06 09:44:38 PM  

ravenssettle: yookaloco: Smiths: awwww

Party Rockin?

you had to ruin my erection for you, NJ music dude.

Earguy: Mom? Link I wish.

This thread is making feel like less of a perv. Not what I expected.

It's playoff hockey. Anything can happen.


Because it's the cup
 
paj
2012-05-06 09:45:24 PM  
Commercial. NSFW
 
2012-05-06 09:45:49 PM  
A little "Enter Sandman."
 
2012-05-06 09:46:49 PM  
Black Crowes' "Hard to Handle."
 
2012-05-06 09:46:52 PM  
 
2012-05-06 09:47:15 PM  

ravenssettle: Earguy: Mom? Link I wish.

This thread is making feel like less of a perv. Not what I expected.

It's playoff hockey. Anything can happen.



One game last year, I posted nothing but butterfaces. Everyone got into it. It was epic.
 
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