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		Will the brooms come out in LA this afternoon? Will the Prudential Center burn down because of all the candles on Brodeur's birthday cake? These questions answered along with a couple good hockey games at 3:00 & 7:30 Eastern today (tsn.ca)		967
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ytterbium		2012-05-06 09:14:01 PM

Ouch! That was just bad.

ontariolightning		2012-05-06 09:14:05 PM

Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

Its only njd vs philly

Flyers are fini.. too beat up from the pens series

Devils in 5

ravenssettle		2012-05-06 09:14:07 PM

Late hit, but Zubris sold that hit.

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:14:09 PM

Fark, please be okay, Zube. Hopefully that's not a concussion.

Donnchadha		2012-05-06 09:14:11 PM

Shoulder to the head? Say hello to Shannahan tomorrow

Silvara		2012-05-06 09:14:13 PM

Silvara: ytterbium: On a positive note, after many years of wanting try Tim Horton's, I chanced by one after a day trip to northern MI. As a coffee addict, I was pleasantly surprised. TimBits are good too.

I

Whoops...forgot it does that. I love Timmy's.

Also, that was a really dirty hit. Dude.

yookaloco		2012-05-06 09:14:25 PM

Oh crap, Giroux must be absolutely on tilt. Hit him in the jaw. He's risking a one game suspension.

(still love him)

paj		2012-05-06 09:14:28 PM

Directly to the head. Bye bye Giroux, I don't think he'll be back this evening.

Earguy		2012-05-06 09:14:30 PM

Little bit of an exaggeration/flop?

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:14:45 PM

Feel free to take Game 5 off, Giroux.

Smiths		2012-05-06 09:14:56 PM

Giroux to the box

PP for NJD

yay. Philly.

shoulder to the head.

it's not even a philly collapse.

they are trying. just when they get the puck there are 3 red shirts in front of Marty waiting to take a phaser blast.

it's amazing.

Klivian		2012-05-06 09:15:00 PM

robsul82: Fark, please be okay, Zube. Hopefully that's not a concussion.

It was a flop, not a concussion

Fochstockings		2012-05-06 09:15:05 PM

yookaloco: Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

I've seen the commercials, and for the apprentice, it's seems to be a superlative season.

HOLY S#!%@$!! Almost inhaled my salad.

Over the Apprentice? Penn and Vorrolla are gone. How good could it be? Certainly not salad sucking good.

desertgeek		2012-05-06 09:15:07 PM

I like Giroux, but goddamn he can be a dumbass at times.

paj		2012-05-06 09:15:19 PM

Blindside, to the head. I think that will face some supplemental discipline.

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:15:20 PM

Biatch to the ref all you want, Laviolette, that's clear.

yookaloco		2012-05-06 09:15:33 PM

Earguy: Little bit of an exaggeration/flop?

From that angle, on the jaw, I think the only one that can be sure is Zubrus,

ontariolightning		2012-05-06 09:15:38 PM

Silvara		2012-05-06 09:15:55 PM

How is that only a two minute? It couldn't be a more obvious targeted head hit if he tried.

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:16:05 PM

3-2 New Jersey after 40.

One more period just like that, Devils.

pregerstheHobo		2012-05-06 09:16:10 PM

Jesus Christ.

Anyone want to pool some money for a hitman that we can hire to kidnap McGuire and shove a sock in his mouth until the cup is awarded? Anyone?

The more he talks...rage building...

swahnhennessy		2012-05-06 09:16:31 PM

Get real. No one is suspending Giroux for that.

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:16:45 PM

Klivian: robsul82: Fark, please be okay, Zube. Hopefully that's not a concussion.

It was a flop, not a concussion

Might want to clear your monitor, he got a shoulder clear to his head.

ontariolightning		2012-05-06 09:17:18 PM

Fochstockings: yookaloco: Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

I've seen the commercials, and for the apprentice, it's seems to be a superlative season.

HOLY S#!%@$!! Almost inhaled my salad.

Over the Apprentice? Penn and Vorrolla are gone. How good could it be? Certainly not salad sucking good.

I like Clay & Arsenio

Donnchadha		2012-05-06 09:17:18 PM

I'm unfamiliar with Giroux's "repeat offender" status, so assuming the best, I'd say he gets a fine for that, but nothing else.

ravenssettle		2012-05-06 09:17:26 PM

Silvara: How is that only a two minute? It couldn't be a more obvious targeted head hit if he tried.

Zubris sold the hit.

Yeah, it probably knocked him off his feet, but not down for as long as he stayed. Two minutes is appropriate.

desertgeek		2012-05-06 09:17:45 PM

pregerstheHobo: Jesus Christ.

Anyone want to pool some money for a hitman that we can hire to kidnap McGuire and shove a sock in his mouth until the cup is awarded? Anyone?

The more he talks...rage building...

If I didn't have the chance to go to a game in the next 2 rounds, yeah I would.

Earguy		2012-05-06 09:17:52 PM

Intermission.

NSFW Link

Link

ravenssettle		2012-05-06 09:18:09 PM

robsul82: Might want to clear your monitor, he got a shoulder clear to his head.

A weak shoulder to his head.

It wasn't a flop, but it wasn't as bad as he made it look. He sold it.

Donnchadha		2012-05-06 09:18:11 PM

pregerstheHobo: Jesus Christ.

Anyone want to pool some money for a hitman that we can hire to kidnap McGuire and shove a sock in his mouth until the cup is awarded? Anyone?

The more he talks...rage building...

The danger of that is they might replace him with Joe Buck and Tim McCarver

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-05-06 09:18:20 PM

That was not smart by Giroux there, but not suspension worthy. Not close to Neal-level headhunting. Probably a fine though.

Klivian		2012-05-06 09:18:26 PM

robsul82: Klivian: robsul82: Fark, please be okay, Zube. Hopefully that's not a concussion.

It was a flop, not a concussion

Might want to clear your monitor, he got a shoulder clear to his head.

I'm not saying he didn't hit him in the head, I'm saying that if he was actually hurt long enough to be down for as long as he was, he needs to clean the sand out of his hoo-ha.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-05-06 09:18:59 PM

Zubrus sold it like Shawn Michaels vs Hulk Hogan

mephisto6		2012-05-06 09:19:03 PM

Ah crap. Briere is so well-spoken and freakin cool that he'll prolly get two pay-back calls.

/Skate away ref... just skate away

Smiths		2012-05-06 09:19:23 PM

BAH GAWD I AIN'T SEEN SELLING THAT GOOD SINCE JOHN CENA WENT OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL INTO THE PIT OF LAVA!

ontariolightning		2012-05-06 09:19:35 PM

pregerstheHobo: Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

I have him on ignore for saying every American is not enough of a hockey fan. I called the last PHX-NSH game boring (because it was) to which he responded true hockey fan would never say such a thing.

Glad I can see these in quotes sometimes. Reminds me why I ignored them in the first place.

I never said this game was boring. I dont have PVR
so I have to watch it

RminusQ		2012-05-06 09:19:45 PM

Donnchadha: Are they adding more words to the "Hey!" song? There is only one word -- it's "Hey!"

/Yes, it's really "Rock and Roll, Part 2", not "The Hey Song"

Yeah, it goes "Doctor Who-o, HEY, Doctor Who, Doctor Who-o, HEY, the TARDIS!"

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:19:49 PM

We'll see what happens. In the meantime, let's just keep the heat on Bryz here, tack on a couple more.

Fochstockings		2012-05-06 09:20:32 PM

RminusQ: Donnchadha: Are they adding more words to the "Hey!" song? There is only one word -- it's "Hey!"

/Yes, it's really "Rock and Roll, Part 2", not "The Hey Song"

Yeah, it goes "Doctor Who-o, HEY, Doctor Who, Doctor Who-o, HEY, the TARDIS!"

Bow ties are cool.

Earguy		2012-05-06 09:20:36 PM

Jessica Alba NSFW (Yes, really) Link

Link

Link

Farkin' Uke		2012-05-06 09:20:41 PM

ravenssettle: Silvara: How is that only a two minute? It couldn't be a more obvious targeted head hit if he tried.

Zubris sold the hit.

Yeah, it probably knocked him off his feet, but not down for as long as he stayed. Two minutes is appropriate.

Two minutes and a fine is appropriate, but by the 3rd period the NBC guys will paint Claude as stabbing him repeatedly while shouting "Faggot!"

yookaloco		2012-05-06 09:20:55 PM

ontariolightning: I like Clay & Arsenio

I haven't seen an episode, but I know Clay and Arsenio are huge fan favorites, and cmon, how can you not like Lamponelli if you've seen the roasts?

ontariolightning		2012-05-06 09:22:05 PM

Saw the hit.. that wont be a suspension

I've seen similar hits that went unpunished in these playoffs

Earguy		2012-05-06 09:22:32 PM

ontariolightning: pregerstheHobo: Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

I have him on ignore for saying every American is not enough of a hockey fan. I called the last PHX-NSH game boring (because it was) to which he responded true hockey fan would never say such a thing.

Glad I can see these in quotes sometimes. Reminds me why I ignored them in the first place.

I never said this game was boring. I dont have PVR
so I have to watch it

imgc.classistatic.com

I've got, like, three of these on a shelf. You need me to send you one?

ravenssettle		2012-05-06 09:23:02 PM

Farkin' Uke: the NBC guys will paint Claude as stabbing him repeatedly while shouting "Faggot!"

I laughed. Nice.

Smiths		2012-05-06 09:24:00 PM

Meanwhile Golddust has been released from WWE, robsul82, for "something that happened at the Smackdown taping 2 weeks ago"

SO YEAH CHOKE ON THAT, SLAPNUTS!

RminusQ		2012-05-06 09:24:31 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: That was not smart by Giroux there, but not suspension worthy. Not close to Neal-level headhunting. Probably a fine though.

Concur. I'm not even certain it will be a fine, though. Not a game misconduct, not a suspension.

The Great Gazoo		2012-05-06 09:24:34 PM

My Internet feed is showing the NHL Center Ice broadcast - I paid for Center Ice but all I get in the playoffs is that they are showing the game on national television, so the Center Ice feed is disabled. Is that just a US thing?

Earguy		2012-05-06 09:24:40 PM

Where were all the mirror-cam girls when I was single?

Link

Link

ontariolightning		2012-05-06 09:24:41 PM

yookaloco: ontariolightning: I like Clay & Arsenio

I haven't seen an episode, but I know Clay and Arsenio are huge fan favorites, and cmon, how can you not like Lamponelli if you've seen the roasts?

Lamponelli is amusing.. shes usually the centre of controversy
her and Aubrey Oday

its good tv!

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