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		Will the brooms come out in LA this afternoon? Will the Prudential Center burn down because of all the candles on Brodeur's birthday cake? These questions answered along with a couple good hockey games at 3:00 & 7:30 Eastern today (tsn.ca)		967
		More: Cool, Martin Brodeur, Prudential Center, birthday cakes, Zach Parise, Scott Hartnell, Peter Laviolette, Claude Giroux, Danny Briere

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ytterbium		2012-05-06 09:02:45 PM

Tuned in just in time to see those two amazing Bryz saves.

Wish the Blues could have won one second round game. So very sad.

On a positive note, after many years of wanting try Tim Horton's, I chanced by one after a day trip to northern MI. As a coffee addict, I was pleasantly surprised. TimBits are good too.

Smiths		2012-05-06 09:02:55 PM

hey philly got an official shot! 11-1 in 2nd!

NJD are faster

BRODEUR IS 40! DRINK!

gas giant		2012-05-06 09:03:05 PM

Charles Darwin behind the Flyers bench.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-05-06 09:03:51 PM

Gotta say I respect the hell out of the Devils, even if I don't like them. They play solid hockey, not any cheap crap like the Penguins. I would love it if Parise ends up in the Orange and Black at some point.

Fochstockings		2012-05-06 09:04:03 PM

Donnchadha: Fochstockings: brianjohara:

Cute girl. Too bad she had to debase herself with that awful body paint.

Remember:

Words to live by!

desertgeek		2012-05-06 09:04:27 PM

The "clap your hands" song needs to be banned from use in any setting, let alone a hockey game.

Smiths		2012-05-06 09:04:48 PM

wow that went FUBAR on that back and forth end to end

ontariolightning		2012-05-06 09:05:12 PM

Klivian		2012-05-06 09:05:16 PM

It's like both teams said "let's all fall down" on that last shift

Earguy		2012-05-06 09:06:00 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Gotta say I respect the hell out of the Devils, even if I don't like them. They play solid hockey, not any cheap crap like the Penguins.

Plus the arena music is good.

Smiths		2012-05-06 09:06:31 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Gotta say I respect the hell out of the Devils, even if I don't like them. They play solid hockey, not any cheap crap like the Penguins. I would love it if Parise ends up in the Orange and Black at some point.

exactly. NJD are classy and play some damn good hockey. i love good hockey. the FLA series was boring as sin and i think this series has highlighted that was mainly due to FLA and matching their "style"

and goddamn 9 shots philly.

or 10 now maybe.

they are trying though, gotta give em that.

NJD just better. and it's cuz of their DJ in the Stadium

MC CLAP YO HANDZ

Fochstockings		2012-05-06 09:06:56 PM

What kind of dumbass stat was that? No skater over 40 has ever scored on a goalie over 40 in the playoffs?

In other news, the iPhone autocorrects dumbass to funbass.

yookaloco		2012-05-06 09:07:18 PM

Earguy: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Gotta say I respect the hell out of the Devils, even if I don't like them. They play solid hockey, not any cheap crap like the Penguins.

Plus the arena music is good.

1st year coach too.

RminusQ		2012-05-06 09:07:28 PM

Smiths: shots 27-7... and i don't think it's not cuz philly isn't trying... it's just NJD is that damn good at countering all theiur plays.

i feel like i'm watching the Caps when Ovie just would dump it to the right or try to skate it in solo.

Philly just can't aim at the net.

/and as I say that we almost have a massive fark-up but marty covers it

Earguy		2012-05-06 09:08:02 PM

NSFW Link

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Silvara		2012-05-06 09:08:11 PM

ytterbium: On a positive note, after many years of wanting try Tim Horton's, I chanced by one after a day trip to northern MI. As a coffee addict, I was pleasantly surprised. TimBits are good too.

I

I_Love_Cheesecake		2012-05-06 09:08:15 PM

ontariolightning: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Gotta say I respect the hell out of the Devils, even if I don't like them. They play solid hockey, not any cheap crap like the Penguins. I would love it if Parise ends up in the Orange and Black at some point.

Parise is the best American player currently in the NHL

thescoresheet.files.wordpress.com

ORLY?

ontariolightning		2012-05-06 09:08:22 PM

Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

tedeb		2012-05-06 09:08:44 PM

Fochstockings: What kind of dumbass stat was that? No skater over 40 has ever scored on a goalie over 40 in the playoffs?

In other news, the iPhone autocorrects dumbass to funbass.

Fun stat: Kenny has told us the shot total more times than there have been shots in the game.

\it was that kind of stat

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:09:08 PM

"Breed" by Nirvana, great choice.

paj		2012-05-06 09:09:16 PM

Kovalchuk with a good backcheck? WTF IS GOING ON HERE!?

Fochstockings		2012-05-06 09:09:33 PM

Now THAT'S funny!

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:09:48 PM

Marty gets flattened.

ontariolightning		2012-05-06 09:09:50 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: ontariolightning: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Gotta say I respect the hell out of the Devils, even if I don't like them. They play solid hockey, not any cheap crap like the Penguins. I would love it if Parise ends up in the Orange and Black at some point.

Parise is the best American player currently in the NHL

[thescoresheet.files.wordpress.com image 415x266]
ORLY?

No offence to Quick but he would get shelled against Olympics Team Canada

swahnhennessy		2012-05-06 09:09:51 PM

GAh!

Donnchadha		2012-05-06 09:09:54 PM

desertgeek: The "clap your hands" song needs to be banned from use in any setting, let alone a hockey game.

Smiths: MC CLAP YO HANDZ

That just made me think of this (relevant part at 1:00 if the link doesn't take you there)

Smiths		2012-05-06 09:09:56 PM

Damn Zubris!

3-2!

paj		2012-05-06 09:09:56 PM

Zubrus Goal!

3-2 NJD

pregerstheHobo		2012-05-06 09:10:08 PM

There's the Bryzie we know

RminusQ		2012-05-06 09:10:13 PM

NEW JERSEY DEVILS GO-AHEAD GOAL!
PHI 2-3 NJD (2nd, 2:13)

gas giant		2012-05-06 09:10:17 PM

WhoOooOOoo

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:10:23 PM

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL, NEW JERSEY!

ZUBRUS!

FINALLY!

youngandstupid		2012-05-06 09:10:28 PM

Bout time. Flyers don't deserve to win this game and it will take a lot of convincing for me to think they deserve to win the series.

mephisto6		2012-05-06 09:10:41 PM

Devil goal!

Earguy		2012-05-06 09:10:47 PM

Yeah, Bryz, you should look disgusted with yourself.

Donnchadha		2012-05-06 09:11:10 PM

Are they adding more words to the "Hey!" song? There is only one word -- it's "Hey!"

/Yes, it's really "Rock and Roll, Part 2", not "The Hey Song"

yookaloco		2012-05-06 09:11:11 PM

Wow. Just heads up offense. Devs have ridiculous chemistry right now.

Fochstockings		2012-05-06 09:11:18 PM

Here comes the "first team to score loses" thing again.

Earguy		2012-05-06 09:11:22 PM

ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:11:44 PM

Donnchadha: Are they adding more words to the "Hey!" song? There is only one word -- it's "Hey!"

/Yes, it's really "Rock and Roll, Part 2", not "The Hey Song"

At The Rock, it's "HEY! YOU SUCK!"

desertgeek		2012-05-06 09:12:02 PM

Now THAT is Bryz being Bryz

Farkin' Uke		2012-05-06 09:12:42 PM

ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Guh....good riddance to you...

/Had no idea you could get any lamer

Fochstockings		2012-05-06 09:12:55 PM

Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

That is precisely why I can't take anything Ontariodude says seriously.

ravenssettle		2012-05-06 09:12:58 PM

Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

No no. Let them go. If they make that choice it's their own boring life.

pregerstheHobo		2012-05-06 09:13:12 PM

Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

I have him on ignore for saying every American is not enough of a hockey fan. I called the last PHX-NSH game boring (because it was) to which he responded true hockey fan would never say such a thing.

Glad I can see these in quotes sometimes. Reminds me why I ignored them in the first place.

desertgeek		2012-05-06 09:13:17 PM

Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

As I've said, he's an embarrassment to hockey fans and thusly, his opinions should be ignored.

RminusQ		2012-05-06 09:13:18 PM

desertgeek: The "clap your hands" song needs to be banned from use in any setting, let alone a hockey game.

Concur! It should stick to the setting it was originally designed for: exercise classes. No seriously, it was written as an exercise version of the electric slide.

HOLY CRAP. I am going to be nervous the entire third period unless we get to 5 goals.

yookaloco		2012-05-06 09:13:21 PM

Earguy: ontariolightning: Apprentice is on

bye bye hockey

Seriously????

I've seen the commercials, and for the apprentice, it's seems to be a superlative season.

HOLY S#!%@$!! Almost inhaled my salad.

robsul82		2012-05-06 09:13:31 PM

Devils on the PP, Giroux to the box.

knbber2		2012-05-06 09:13:57 PM

Cheap shot

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