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2012-05-06 12:44:59 PM
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"Maybe you are all homosexuals!"
 
2012-05-06 01:24:51 PM
Wow. Oprah really doesn't understand men, does she?
 
2012-05-06 01:27:13 PM
WTF happened to his face? Him and Stallone, WTF? You're MALE movie stars. Action stars at that, you're not romantic leads. You're not George Clooney. Do you think Lee Marvin or Charles Bronson ever got Botox or plastic surgery? fark no. They would have gotten high on the anesthetic for a while then beat the shiat out of the surgeon, farked the nurse and left.
 
2012-05-06 01:37:55 PM
If Arnie did a show called 'chicks I banged', I'd watch.
 
2012-05-06 02:43:53 PM
And for his second show, Oprah wants him to be OWN's male fitness guru and once again pull on the skimpy Speedo trunks he wore during his body-building heyday.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

thebollywoodaddict.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-06 03:08:53 PM
You promised you'd be back,but jeez,why does it have to be like this,Arnie?
 
2012-05-06 03:13:16 PM
I figured it would be either Moms Mabley or Slappy White.

/Kraut don't count.
 
2012-05-06 03:14:02 PM
This will be great. Lets also get Barry Manilow for a show on music and Joe Franklin to host a late night talk show.
 
2012-05-06 03:20:17 PM

Lionel Mandrake: And for his second show, Oprah wants him to be OWN's male fitness guru and once again pull on the skimpy Speedo trunks he wore during his body-building heyday.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

[thebollywoodaddict.files.wordpress.com image 255x250]


You know he's been training heavily for Expendables 2, correct? Given that he's hanging out with Sly, he's probably injecting himself with all sorts of wonderful hormone therapies. Purported images have him much thinner and packing considerable muscle.
 
2012-05-06 03:27:42 PM

DeathByGeekSquad: Lionel Mandrake: And for his second show, Oprah wants him to be OWN's male fitness guru and once again pull on the skimpy Speedo trunks he wore during his body-building heyday.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

[thebollywoodaddict.files.wordpress.com image 255x250]

You know he's been training heavily for Expendables 2, correct? Given that he's hanging out with Sly, he's probably injecting himself with all sorts of wonderful hormone therapies. Purported images have him much thinner and packing considerable muscle.


No, I didn't know that. I don't routinely follow the workout regimes of lame action movie stars.
 
2012-05-06 03:36:30 PM
I'd rather watch 'girls on trampolines' for an hour than that.
 
2012-05-06 03:36:42 PM
Remember when I said I'd interview you last?

I lied.
 
2012-05-06 03:44:16 PM
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2012-05-06 03:45:10 PM
I'm honestly surprised it wasn't Oprah. Walk-eyed biatch never seems to miss an opportunity to get her goofy looking mug out there.
 
2012-05-06 03:46:19 PM
The only way I would watch Oprah's OWN network is if it was nothing but naked, hot chicks.
 
2012-05-06 04:05:43 PM
great, now lets get rosie o'donnell on spike tv to boost female viewership
 
2012-05-06 04:32:59 PM

cman: "Maybe you are all homosexuals!"


Came here for this. Done in one!
 
2012-05-06 04:44:36 PM

Lionel Mandrake: DeathByGeekSquad: Lionel Mandrake: And for his second show, Oprah wants him to be OWN's male fitness guru and once again pull on the skimpy Speedo trunks he wore during his body-building heyday.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

[thebollywoodaddict.files.wordpress.com image 255x250]

You know he's been training heavily for Expendables 2, correct? Given that he's hanging out with Sly, he's probably injecting himself with all sorts of wonderful hormone therapies. Purported images have him much thinner and packing considerable muscle.

No, I didn't know that. I don't routinely follow the workout regimes of lame action movie stars.


Like you have something better to do?
 
2012-05-06 04:51:09 PM

hasty ambush: Lionel Mandrake: DeathByGeekSquad: Lionel Mandrake: And for his second show, Oprah wants him to be OWN's male fitness guru and once again pull on the skimpy Speedo trunks he wore during his body-building heyday.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

[thebollywoodaddict.files.wordpress.com image 255x250]

You know he's been training heavily for Expendables 2, correct? Given that he's hanging out with Sly, he's probably injecting himself with all sorts of wonderful hormone therapies. Purported images have him much thinner and packing considerable muscle.

No, I didn't know that. I don't routinely follow the workout regimes of lame action movie stars.

Like you have something better to do?


Only almost everything ;)
 
2012-05-06 05:05:33 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm honestly surprised it wasn't Oprah. Walk-eyed biatch never seems to miss an opportunity to get her goofy looking mug out there.


Can't find a picture, but the latest issue of O Magazine has Oprah on the cover with another Oprah. No, not another woman named Oprah, but an older picture of herself.

I kind of love that egomaniac.
 
2012-05-06 05:18:05 PM
Maybe Linda Hamilton can be a guest one week
www.american-buddha.com
 
2012-05-06 05:35:50 PM

wookiemonster: Maybe Linda Hamilton can be a guest one week
["You're terminated, farker"]


Well his career certainly is.
 
2012-05-06 05:43:05 PM

Ed Finnerty: Wow. Oprah really doesn't understand men, does she?


She doesn't understand women, either. Lots of women despise him for his sexist attitudes, and his recent affair revelations.

She should have gone after The Rock. Men generally think he's cool, while women really like him too. Plus he's personable, non-political, and much younger than Arnold, as well as a lot easier to understand.

I can't really think of anything objectionable he's done, other than blocking that pic of Emma Watson.
 
2012-05-06 06:05:15 PM
Good luck with that, Oprah.
 
2012-05-06 06:24:11 PM
What does Oprah care if her network fails? She's already a billionaire. She has way more money than she can spend before she dies of diabetes. I'd live it up if I were her.
 
2012-05-06 06:39:29 PM

Lionel Mandrake: hasty ambush: Lionel Mandrake: DeathByGeekSquad: Lionel Mandrake: And for his second show, Oprah wants him to be OWN's male fitness guru and once again pull on the skimpy Speedo trunks he wore during his body-building heyday.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

[thebollywoodaddict.files.wordpress.com image 255x250]

You know he's been training heavily for Expendables 2, correct? Given that he's hanging out with Sly, he's probably injecting himself with all sorts of wonderful hormone therapies. Purported images have him much thinner and packing considerable muscle.

No, I didn't know that. I don't routinely follow the workout regimes of lame action movie stars.

Like you have something better to do?

Only almost everything ;)


Like posting Simpsons references in a Fark thread......?
 
2012-05-06 06:47:19 PM

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Lionel Mandrake: hasty ambush: Lionel Mandrake: DeathByGeekSquad: Lionel Mandrake: And for his second show, Oprah wants him to be OWN's male fitness guru and once again pull on the skimpy Speedo trunks he wore during his body-building heyday.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

[thebollywoodaddict.files.wordpress.com image 255x250]

You know he's been training heavily for Expendables 2, correct? Given that he's hanging out with Sly, he's probably injecting himself with all sorts of wonderful hormone therapies. Purported images have him much thinner and packing considerable muscle.

No, I didn't know that. I don't routinely follow the workout regimes of lame action movie stars.

Like you have something better to do?

Only almost everything ;)

Like posting Simpsons references in a Fark thread......?

Exaaaaactly

...D'oh!
 
2012-05-06 07:38:55 PM

Christian Bale: Ed Finnerty: Wow. Oprah really doesn't understand men, does she?

She doesn't understand women, either. Lots of women despise him for his sexist attitudes, and his recent affair revelations.

She should have gone after The Rock. Men generally think he's cool, while women really like him too. Plus he's personable, non-political, and much younger than Arnold, as well as a lot easier to understand.

I can't really think of anything objectionable he's done, other than blocking that pic of Emma Watson.


Why would The Rock, or pretty much any male star who can still get work in Hollywood, want a show on Oprah's network? They can't get women who don't work to watch the network. Do they just want to fail equally across sexes?

Also, if they want men to start watching it, either bikini contests or porn. No Arnie, No Rock, NO GODDAMN TALK SHOWS!
 
2012-05-06 07:48:14 PM

Mugato: What does Oprah care if her network fails? She's already a billionaire. She has way more money than she can spend before she dies of diabetes. I'd live it up if I were her.


If she were the kind of person who followed that logic, she would have given up when she had ten or 100 million dollars. "Don't you have enough?" is not something that kind of person understands, which is why they work harder and spend more wisely than you or I. And no, not just any goober can do it or there would be a lot more in her position. I'm not a fan of her work at all, but I appreciate that she didn't just stumble into her success.
 
2012-05-06 08:11:32 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: which is why they work harder and spend more wisely than you or I


You're one of those people. Sorry about your inferiority complex but richer does not necessarily mean harder working or smarter. She did find a niche and ran with it, sure. But there are people who aren't as rich who actually produce things of value and save lives but they don't have a network I suppose.
 
2012-05-06 08:13:50 PM

Mugato: Sorry about your inferiority complex but richer does not necessarily mean harder working or smarter.


Yeah, I didn't say that. Thanks for the straw man, duuuuude.
 
2012-05-06 08:44:14 PM
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Also available if there's a spot.
 
2012-05-06 09:07:14 PM
Who would have thunk that having a daytime TV (gag) lineup during prime time would bomb. Maybe she can add some sleazebag lawyer ads to her mix while she's at it?
 
2012-05-06 10:25:54 PM
Is Oprah losing her own money on this venture yet? Because once she starts to, I imagine the plug will be pulled.
 
2012-05-06 10:53:45 PM

Lionel Mandrake: And for his second show, Oprah wants him to be OWN's male fitness guru and once again pull on the skimpy Speedo trunks he wore during his body-building heyday.

Are you sure that's a good idea?


The guy is a fitness freak and has been bodybuilding for decades, I'm sure he knows a thing or two about getting back in shape when he needs to.
 
2012-05-06 11:44:18 PM

DecemberNitro: Lionel Mandrake: And for his second show, Oprah wants him to be OWN's male fitness guru and once again pull on the skimpy Speedo trunks he wore during his body-building heyday.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

The guy is a fitness freak and has been bodybuilding for decades, I'm sure he knows a thing or two about getting back in shape when he needs to.


More than you'd ever need to know about Schwarzenegger's training to appear nude in Terminator 3 ten years ago.
 
2012-05-07 04:29:12 AM

Ed Finnerty: Wow. Oprah really doesn't understand men, does she?


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