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2012-05-06 07:37:44 AM
10 votes:
yeah. breitbart is dead.
2012-05-06 10:11:38 AM
9 votes:
That's what he gets for not booking The Decemberists.
2012-05-06 10:11:36 AM
6 votes:
Mugato: Marcus Aurelius: Which failed policies, specifically? I hear this a lot, but no one ever points to anything specific.

His policy of letting the republicans obstructing everything to the point of torpedoing the economy in the name of petty partisanship.


There's also his failed policy of being black.
2012-05-06 12:37:05 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-05-06 11:25:52 AM
3 votes:
photos.imageevent.com
2012-05-06 08:19:00 AM
3 votes:
edmo: A war ended. OBL dead. Economy recovering. Health care reformed. What's to get excited about?

I've said it before, but...if it were a Republican president in the White House when Osama Bin Laden was taken out, Ghaddfi toppled without the loss of a single American life, GM and Chrysler returned to health and the Dow shooting over 13,000 the biggest debates on Fox News would be "Why hasn't Mount Rushmore been updated yet?" and "Why just put this president on the $10? Why not put him on the $5 shaking hands with Abe? The $1 getting a high-five from Washington?"
2012-05-06 08:08:24 AM
3 votes:
That same crowd at a teabagger rally would be estimated by breitbart.com to top 275,000.
2012-05-06 01:16:47 PM
2 votes:
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Mugato: tenpoundsofcheese: yes. It is not the slogan of the RNC, it is a description of 0bama's results.

You haven't seen any change during Obama's Presidency?

I know I'm feeding the troll and I'm sorry but as long as I've been here I still can't comprehend the troll mind or why they do what they do and I take what people say at face value, no matter how absurd.

To understand the troll, you must free yourself from reality or social niceties and fark the hypothetical chicken. You must BE the chicken farker.

/It's a very Zen thing


ih3.redbubble.net
2012-05-06 01:12:16 PM
2 votes:
I looked at the Farkline, I clicked the link(Breitbart be damned, I still know how to think).
The headline inside said the campaign is still born.
But I would have found more truth, had the link gone to porn.
The picture inside showed people in masses.
Proof positive that Breitbart™ has their heads up their asses.
2012-05-06 12:15:39 PM
2 votes:
BritneysSpeculum: Romney is not evil, he is nothing.

If I've learned anything from The Neverending Story, it's that nothing IS evil.

www.neverendingstory.com


Romney/Nihilism '12!
2012-05-06 12:05:20 PM
2 votes:
i567.photobucket.com

shouldn't you jackoffs be in church?

Or did church get out already in derpland?
2012-05-06 07:37:59 AM
2 votes:
Politicians running for office should hire the WWE as consultants for this. If there is anyone out there that can hide an empty arena and make it look like a sellout, its them
2012-05-06 04:02:49 PM
1 votes:
MSFT: Lenny_da_Hog: Chakro: The reason.

Yes. The rich are having a really tough time of it these past few years.

Tell me about it! I almost considered sending my kid to a public school things have been so bad.


I had to let my Mexican gardeners go and have been buying regular gas!
2012-05-06 03:22:51 PM
1 votes:
Gyrfalcon: SkinnyHead: Mentat: SkinnyHead: The enthusiasm for Obama is certainly gone. People are getting tired of his big talk. And without big talk, what else does he got going for him?

He's not a raging sociopath like everyone in the Republican Party?

Well, there's your problem right there. People don't get excited about politics and rush to the polls to vote for someone whose only quality is that he is not a raging sociopath.

You shut the f*ck up. You want women to be beaten so they can't claim US citizenship, and that puts you right with the falling cartridges and approving killing Hitler-Youth-style Norwegian students, as far as I'm concerned.


Easy now, skinnyhead is actually the shared account that 4chan uses to post on fark.
2012-05-06 02:58:58 PM
1 votes:
Lenny_da_Hog: Chakro: The reason.

Yes. The rich are having a really tough time of it these past few years.


Tell me about it! I almost considered sending my kid to a public school things have been so bad.
2012-05-06 02:18:27 PM
1 votes:
it's not 1980 either, but that doesn't stop the Republicans from skullfarking the corpse of ol St Ronnie...
2012-05-06 02:02:15 PM
1 votes:
Best part??????

Forever!11!
2012-05-06 01:13:33 PM
1 votes:
Mugato: tenpoundsofcheese: yes. It is not the slogan of the RNC, it is a description of 0bama's results.

You haven't seen any change during Obama's Presidency?

I know I'm feeding the troll and I'm sorry but as long as I've been here I still can't comprehend the troll mind or why they do what they do and I take what people say at face value, no matter how absurd.


To understand the troll, you must free yourself from reality or social niceties and fark the hypothetical chicken. You must BE the chicken farker.

/It's a very Zen thing
2012-05-06 01:05:31 PM
1 votes:
I am glad that this election will be based on who can fill stadiums with people,as opposed to who will stop the gheys and wimmen.
2012-05-06 01:04:12 PM
1 votes:
That's right Breitbart. Obama isn't some messianic figure to the left anymore. His charisma isn't going to be bringing people to the voting booth. He isn't the revolutionary figure the right or left thought he would be. The novelty of electing a black president is gone. He's still going to win.
2012-05-06 01:00:20 PM
1 votes:
acefox1: No clicky for you Breitbart.

He doesn't mind.

/braaaains
2012-05-06 12:48:56 PM
1 votes:
Mavent: Starving Zimbabwe Trillionaire: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]

...and on the flip side, that would be "Obama continued every single policy that you loved under Bush. But he's still Black, so call him as Socialist and oppose him at every turn anyway."

You're not too bright, are you?


I went looking for that thing with Batman and Joker from The Dark Knight, captioned with them arguing about Obama, and instead I found this. I just had to share the pain.

img69.imageshack.us
2012-05-06 12:42:55 PM
1 votes:
ArcadianRefugee: Zalan: Out of 20,000 seats, 14,000 were filled, so 70% full. How full has Mittens been making arenas lately?

70,000-seat stadium which attracted just over 1,000 people. So 1.4%.


You libtards suck at math - obviously, 1,000 is more than 70.
2012-05-06 12:27:58 PM
1 votes:
Starving Zimbabwe Trillionaire: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]

...and on the flip side, that would be "Obama continued every single policy that you loved under Bush. But he's still Black, so call him as Socialist and oppose him at every turn anyway."

You're not too bright, are you?
2012-05-06 12:25:46 PM
1 votes:
Mugato: SkinnyHead: There's another alternative. If you think both candidates are bad, don't vote for either one of them. When you vote for the lesser of two evils, you're really voting for the evil of two lessers.

That doesn't even make any sense.


And I think he may have swiped that from Michael Moore.
2012-05-06 12:22:33 PM
1 votes:
SkinnyHead: There's another alternative. If you think both candidates are bad, don't vote for either one of them. When you vote for the lesser of two evils, you're really voting for the evil of two lessers.

That doesn't even make any sense.
2012-05-06 12:21:56 PM
1 votes:
I love the way the insanity escalates in the comments.

to paraphrase:

Obama Weather Underground Communist derp
OMG how can you be so blind Obama Mao Marx derp
It's worse than that Obama tool of the jews derp
Secret Arab plot derp

and so on
2012-05-06 12:14:42 PM
1 votes:
It's like all the Breitbart.com goons have ratcheted up the Derp out of the unrelenting terror that if they slack off, PolterBart will suck them in through their PC monitors and drag them back to Hell with him.
2012-05-06 12:01:00 PM
1 votes:
Notabunny: Romney supporters showing their overwhelming enthusiasm in Detroit

[img.photobucket.com image 500x343]


i202.photobucket.com

/approves
2012-05-06 12:00:23 PM
1 votes:
cman: I love bashing Obama. He is my favorite politician to shiat all over. But, really, there are things that Obama does not have control over. People think that Obama is this magical man with a big red button that says "Press to Create Jobs". He's not. He is like a bolt in a car that is holding up the driver's side door. Just another piece in a complicated machine.

28.media.tumblr.com
2012-05-06 11:54:01 AM
1 votes:
SkinnyHead: The enthusiasm for Obama is certainly gone. People are getting tired of his big talk. And without big talk, what else does he got going for him?

Obama supporters showing their lack of enthusiasm yesterday in Ohio

img.photobucket.com

Romney supporters showing their overwhelming enthusiasm in Detroit

img.photobucket.com
2012-05-06 11:41:57 AM
1 votes:
EnviroDude: Only cutting taxes for the wealthy can create jobs!

What about legislating what women can do? That's an important thing for jobs too!
2012-05-06 11:34:50 AM
1 votes:
Perhaps there's less people there because it's a re-run. For example, I didn't go see the latest re-release of "Star Wars" because I've seen it before and know it's good. It still has my vote. My absence certainly doesn't mean I'm abandoning it for "Jon Carpenter."
2012-05-06 11:30:12 AM
1 votes:
The enthusiasm for Obama is certainly gone. People are getting tired of his big talk. And without big talk, what else does he got going for him?
2012-05-06 11:27:14 AM
1 votes:
EnviroDude: Mugato: No you don't.

You think you know my thoughts? How presumptuous of you.

/when I graduated in the 1980's in my field, you couldn't buy a job. Many of my fellow Petroleum Engineering grads made money grabbing grocery carts at the local market before they could get any job in the oil field, much less practicing engineering (or petroleum geology for those).

Having been recently unemployed, I can empathize for those trying to find work. I ended up taking a "Wendy's Job", a job where you are so desperate to work, you would work at a Wendy's if you had to do it.

So don't be so presumptuous about my history because I criticize Obama and his failed policies.


Technical foul. A slashie is to be one or at most two sentences used as an aside joke, not an Ayn Rand impression.
2012-05-06 11:27:12 AM
1 votes:
Dancin_In_Anson: cameroncrazy1984: He can't seem to name any actual policies. Can you?

His energy policy farking blows.


In the short term, sure. Obama is pursuing a long term energy independence policy. It will be longer term than several presidential terms. And we, as a nation, have the attention span of flies.
2012-05-06 11:24:06 AM
1 votes:
Marcus Aurelius: Somacandra: Has Envirodude posted his examples of failed policy? Or the 59th and 60th Democratic senators yet? What'd I miss?

He's working on it.


Or maybe he's busy filling a cavity.
2012-05-06 10:49:52 AM
1 votes:
Marcus Aurelius: cameroncrazy1984: Marcus Aurelius: Meanwhile I'm still waiting for my failed policy examples.

He failed to not get Osama bin Laden and that's not fair because the Republicans were supposed to get him, dammit!

No hints. He claims he's got a list of failed policies, he's got to come up with them on his own.

I can hardly wait.


It's on the same sheet of paper that lists the 60 Democratic senators.
2012-05-06 10:45:07 AM
1 votes:
Marcus Aurelius: Meanwhile I'm still waiting for my failed policy examples.

he failed to be white?
2012-05-06 10:37:00 AM
1 votes:
Marcus Aurelius: EnviroDude: cman: But, really, there are things that Obama does not have control over. People think that Obama is this magical man with a big red button that says "Press to Create Jobs". He's not. He is like a bolt in a car that is holding up the driver's side door. Just another piece in a complicated machine.

If the 2007-2009 recession was Bush's fault. The jobless and anemic recovery since then would fall squarely on the shoulders of Obama.

That might be the case if the GOP hadn't actively tried to sabotage every single proposal coming out of the White House since 2009. It's gotten so bad that Obama can't even come out in favor of a proposal without the GOP frothing at the mouth. They're like rabid dogs at this point. Obama could propose eliminating all taxes on the wealthy and the GOP would shoot it down.


You obviously forgot that the democrats had a super majority in the senate and could pass anything they wanted.
2012-05-06 10:13:38 AM
1 votes:
Deadmoran's funeral was SRO

/obviously a much more popular event
2012-05-06 09:43:59 AM
1 votes:
deadmoran.com finally snuck one through.
2012-05-06 09:04:21 AM
1 votes:
This means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to take the blame for my fantasy baseball team's horrible showing so far this season.
2012-05-06 08:07:50 AM
1 votes:
Out of 20,000 seats, 14,000 were filled, so 70% full. How full has Mittens been making arenas lately?

static.guim.co.uk
That's from Feb... Do we have other rally pictures where Willard is filling arenas?
2012-05-06 07:50:44 AM
1 votes:
the arena is as empty of people as Obama is of ideas on how to improve the economy. I sympathize with the recent college graduates that aren't able to pay off their student loans because they can't find jobs. I also sympathize for the millions of people that have quit looking for work and done their democratic duty by falling off the unemployment rolls to keep the number low for him.
 
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