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(Oregon Live)   You're a federal fugitive wanted by the U.S. Marshals. Do you: A) Flee to Mexico? B) Flee to Canada? C) Pose as a disc jockey named 'RoboCraig' at a bar and grill in Oregon?   (oregonlive.com) divider line 28
    More: Strange, U.S. Marshals Service, Brookings, Oregon State Police, people skills, fugitive wanted, Googled, fugitives  
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2012-05-06 10:25:49 AM  
But Balog has his own disc jockeying equipment and modified Ramirez's fog machine to incorporate lasers.

That is one dangerous fugitive. He was trying to kill everyone in that bar.
 
2012-05-06 10:53:21 AM  
(c) shows balls, and a sense of humor.
 
2012-05-06 10:54:07 AM  
Which choice gives me free drugs?
 
2012-05-06 10:58:19 AM  
Did he build a life for himself and meet the woman of his dreams? Did he single-handedly save the the town daycare from a fire? Did the town grow to love him and tearfully say farewell as he was taken to prison?
 
2012-05-06 11:02:04 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: But Balog has his own disc jockeying equipment and modified Ramirez's fog machine to incorporate lasers..


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2012-05-06 11:02:26 AM  
Ramirez is now without a Saturday evening performer this week, but he's not concerned.

"There's plenty of DJs out there, man."


Awesome quote. Best article ending ever?
 
2012-05-06 11:07:45 AM  
When you're a fugitive named Craig, I don't think 'RoboCraig' is a good choice of a stage name.
 
2012-05-06 11:08:52 AM  
I guess Brookings is more interesting then I thought.
 
2012-05-06 11:13:07 AM  
He was great when he played for the 49ers.
 
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2012-05-06 11:20:14 AM  
No DJ on Saturday, man. This is gonna sux for business.

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2012-05-06 11:20:19 AM  
Wow, this whole article is about the boss figuring out what kind of job to give the guy. There is almost no other information written aside from his top 40 DJ skills and lasers.
 
2012-05-06 11:23:21 AM  
His name is one "r" away from

images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-06 11:26:52 AM  
This is the upside to the facebook generation. They no longer understand what's real from what's imaginary.
 
2012-05-06 11:30:00 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
"Yes, too bad. You could still be DJing... if only you spoke Hovitos!"
 
2012-05-06 11:32:23 AM  
Well, it's not the first place I'd think to look.
 
2012-05-06 11:35:28 AM  
Posing? Is that what having a job is called now, hipster subby? Or is the guy's job being a fugitive and this was a disguise of sorts?
 
2012-05-06 11:37:01 AM  
fire, shadow
 
2012-05-06 11:38:48 AM  
so, what was he wanted for?
 
2012-05-06 11:57:17 AM  
ROBOCRAIG !!
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-06 12:05:50 PM  

Big Ramifications: ROBOCRAIG !!
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Nope. That's RoboGary.
 
2012-05-06 12:11:49 PM  
In his defense, Oregon is a nice place to be on the run from the law.

Um, so I've heard. From...a DJ.
 
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2012-05-06 12:29:58 PM  
Not sure what the marshals wanted him for, but the local (mi) sheriff wanted him for absconding probation. for child support.

http://mdocweb.state.mi.us/OTIS2/otis2 profile.aspx?mdocNumber=755588
 
2012-05-06 12:44:23 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

I'd bet my Bears tickets he'd come back for her!
 
2012-05-06 02:50:52 PM  
Aw MAN, In Plain Sight is over and done with.

Would pay a tidy sum to see Mary with this.

Yeah, yeah, fugitive, not WitSec, but still...
 
2012-05-06 03:34:15 PM  
"I went home and I just Googled him," Ramirez said. "It was all right there. Ten freaking mugshots."

Of course, that was AFTER Ramirez hired the perp! Dumbass.
 
2012-05-07 01:01:50 AM  
I remember servicing the payphones in the 101 bar and grill about a decade ago- didnt hang out there
as I lived 20 miles further north. not much to say about it, could be any bar'n'grill in any small town
anywhere. never ate there. always was in brookings in the morning, so Mattie's pancake house for
breakfast every time I was in town...Try Matties if you're ever in brookings. Golden egg is (was?) the
place to go in Gold Beach...
 
2012-05-07 03:50:11 AM  
I recall that movie "Eraser" where the WPP hid a mob-turncoat by making him a bartender at a gay bar. So, how many Feds hang out at nightclubs in Oregon? Well, obviously at least one, but still... pretty long odds. IMHO the perp just had bad luck.
 
2012-05-07 04:20:18 PM  

skiinstructor: I remember servicing the payphones in the 101 bar and grill about a decade ago- didnt hang out there
as I lived 20 miles further north. not much to say about it, could be any bar'n'grill in any small town
anywhere. never ate there. always was in brookings in the morning, so Mattie's pancake house for
breakfast every time I was in town...Try Matties if you're ever in brookings. Golden egg is (was?) the
place to go in Gold Beach...


i86.photobucket.com
 
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