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(LA Times)   In other news, the guy that makes up the bandit names has the weekend off   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 59
    More: Dumbass, robbery, bandits, California City, West Los Angeles, Los Angeles Area  
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2012-05-05 09:23:10 PM  
We apologise again for the fault in the bandit name. Those responsible for have been sacked.
 
2012-05-05 10:30:07 PM  
I want to go down in history as the "Takin' stuff that isn't his" Bandit. I should get in touch with these people.
 
2012-05-05 10:32:17 PM  

Treize26: I want to go down in history as the "Takin' stuff that isn't his" Bandit. I should get in touch with these people.


Me? I want to be a web forum moderator, and I want to be anonymous, and I want to be known for banning things from forums - a lot. I will be the 'Banned it bandit."
 
2012-05-05 10:33:34 PM  
Bomb Threat Bandit


took me all of two seconds
 
2012-05-05 10:33:59 PM  
I'd like to be the libertarian robin hood

That's right, the rand robbin bandit
 
2012-05-05 10:36:07 PM  

Spazmojack: Treize26: I want to go down in history as the "Takin' stuff that isn't his" Bandit. I should get in touch with these people.

Me? I want to be a web forum moderator, and I want to be anonymous, and I want to be known for banning things from forums - a lot. I will be the 'Banned it bandit."


You'll never catch me with all my proxies and my constantly changing positions.

- Banned on the Run
 
2012-05-05 10:36:32 PM  
Buttsecks Bandit, reporting in
 
2012-05-05 10:36:52 PM  
doclehman.files.wordpress.com
That lousy scum-bum.
 
2012-05-05 10:38:00 PM  

loonatic112358: I'd like to be the libertarian robin hood

That's right, the rand robbin bandit


You have no idea what Ayn Rand is all about, do you?
 
2012-05-05 10:39:06 PM  

Spazmojack: Treize26: I want to go down in history as the "Takin' stuff that isn't his" Bandit. I should get in touch with these people.

Me? I want to be a web forum moderator, and I want to be anonymous, and I want to be known for banning things from forums - a lot. I will be the 'Banned it bandit."


Heh. Nice.


I would be located mostly in Northern India, and I would only kidnap learned scholars of Vedic scripture.

That's right - it's me, the Pandit Bandit.
 
2012-05-05 10:39:19 PM  
I take it back, loonatic112358. As Ayn Rand idolized psychopaths (and was herself a leech on the government teat), she might have approved of your actions after all, as long as you kept the money for yourself and used to hurt other people.
 
2012-05-05 10:41:56 PM  
If we become thieves, fellow Farkers, we have to make sure to consistently meet with public approval. Nobody wants to be a Panned Bandit.
 
2012-05-05 10:44:48 PM  

James F. Campbell: loonatic112358: I'd like to be the libertarian robin hood

That's right, the rand robbin bandit

You have no idea what Ayn Rand is all about, do you?


I do, but I was trying to make a joke, you do know what jokes are do you kid? So why don't you put on a little bit of that ol Joker smile....
 
2012-05-05 10:44:55 PM  
not as good as the sticky fingers bandits.
 
2012-05-05 10:45:43 PM  
www.straight.com
 
2012-05-05 10:45:59 PM  

James F. Campbell: loonatic112358: I'd like to be the libertarian robin hood

That's right, the rand robbin bandit

You have no idea what Ayn Rand is all about, do you?


i took it as Rand Paul, still works.
 
2012-05-05 10:46:08 PM  

Marshall Willenholly: [doclehman.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]
That lousy scum-bum.


www.quotesworthrepeating.com

Yeah? Well FAIL YOU!

/hot, unlike Johnson's underwear
 
2012-05-05 10:46:28 PM  

Make More Hinjews: Spazmojack: Treize26: I want to go down in history as the "Takin' stuff that isn't his" Bandit. I should get in touch with these people.

Me? I want to be a web forum moderator, and I want to be anonymous, and I want to be known for banning things from forums - a lot. I will be the 'Banned it bandit."

Heh. Nice.


I would be located mostly in Northern India, and I would only kidnap learned scholars of Vedic scripture.

That's right - it's me, the Pandit Bandit.


Or you could be the guy who writes scathing reviews of broadway plays and leaves them posted all over town. The 'Panned-it Bandit'

/I'm sorry I'm so stupid...
 
2012-05-05 10:46:43 PM  

Marshall Willenholly: [doclehman.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]
That lousy scum-bum.


Hey, FAIL YOU, man!
 
2012-05-05 10:48:44 PM  
fine, I'll stick to looting the coffers of policy making non profits, then making myself scarce when the cops show up

I'll be the rand off bandit
 
2012-05-05 10:51:47 PM  
The I've Got a Bomb Bandit
 
2012-05-05 10:51:51 PM  

Spazmojack: Make More Hinjews: Spazmojack: Treize26: I want to go down in history as the "Takin' stuff that isn't his" Bandit. I should get in touch with these people.

Me? I want to be a web forum moderator, and I want to be anonymous, and I want to be known for banning things from forums - a lot. I will be the 'Banned it bandit."

Heh. Nice.

I would be located mostly in Northern India, and I would only kidnap learned scholars of Vedic scripture.

That's right - it's me, the Pandit Bandit.

Or you could be the guy who writes scathing reviews of broadway plays and leaves them posted all over town. The 'Panned-it Bandit'

/I'm sorry I'm so stupid...


We're all stupid for being here, making these puns. I should have left by now. I'm just waiting for that one guy who can sneak into any building or situation and do dirty things, just to see how bad the puns can get.

/ Yes, that would be the Can-Fit Bandit.
 
2012-05-05 10:52:18 PM  

loonatic112358: fine, I'll stick to looting the coffers of policy making non profits, then making myself scarce when the cops show up

I'll be the rand off bandit


4.bp.blogspot.com

Hop in, boys! I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
 
2012-05-05 10:53:06 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: Spazmojack: Treize26: I want to go down in history as the "Takin' stuff that isn't his" Bandit. I should get in touch with these people.

Me? I want to be a web forum moderator, and I want to be anonymous, and I want to be known for banning things from forums - a lot. I will be the 'Banned it bandit."

You'll never catch me with all my proxies and my constantly changing positions.

- Banned on the Run


You rang?
 
2012-05-05 10:55:18 PM  

James F. Campbell: loonatic112358: fine, I'll stick to looting the coffers of policy making non profits, then making myself scarce when the cops show up

I'll be the rand off bandit

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

Hop in, boys! I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!


You candy-butted car-thieving so's and so's, I curse your name!
 
2012-05-05 10:56:28 PM  
This one would be pretty cool:

upload.wikimedia.org

The Gambit Bandit
 
2012-05-05 10:56:50 PM  
Son of Dad
 
2012-05-05 10:58:04 PM  
Boom Boom Bandito?
 
2012-05-05 11:00:01 PM  
I will steal controversial shock-art. The "canned shiat" bandit.
 
2012-05-05 11:00:02 PM  
The 'hotdogs made to look like a bomb' bandit.
 
2012-05-05 11:03:31 PM  
A bandit who specializes in taking preserved meats, the Spotted Dick Bandit
 
2012-05-05 11:06:50 PM  
I wonder if he's related to the "Same Coat Bandit" who's been on a string of bank robberies in Missouri, or the "Button Down Shirt Bandit" who's been terrorizing Colorado. My favorite is the "Sneezing Sex Bandit" of Texas who blows white powder in people's faces in an attempt to get them aroused.

"Well, chief... I think it might be time to fire the intern."
 
2012-05-05 11:08:43 PM  
I'm gonna leave used condoms on the scene of all my robberies

/Rubber Bandit
 
2012-05-05 11:11:16 PM  
 
2012-05-05 11:12:33 PM  
I'll be the counting my crimes by leaving little wicket-gate chalk marks on the wall.

That's right, I'm the Tally Bandit.
 
2012-05-05 11:22:30 PM  
I'm a large guy the cops have been on the horn about in your aria, I'm the big band, it is me
 
2012-05-05 11:24:02 PM  
And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick...and so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! High Explosives! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!
 
2012-05-05 11:24:31 PM  
Dynamite Monkey Bandit
Not completely accurate, but people would remember it.
 
2012-05-05 11:40:29 PM  
Bomb Voyage?

/I love that movie
 
2012-05-05 11:41:03 PM  
Well, it beats "dropped his load and and ran home to mommies basement bandit."

/no, i'm not proud
 
2012-05-05 11:51:07 PM  
 
2012-05-05 11:54:48 PM  
No love for the Ex-Lax Bandit?

/if he can't excrete, you must acqueet
//Yes, I know there's a better rhyme
 
2012-05-05 11:54:52 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: not as good as the sticky fingers bandits.


Came for this, leaving somewhat satisfied.

/it's actually just "sticky bandits"
//was hoping for "wet bandits" too
 
2012-05-05 11:55:55 PM  
Ever hear of the Duct Tape Bandit?
 
2012-05-06 12:00:38 AM  
Oooh, I could rummage around the place where people store their cars and lawn equipment. I'd be the Garage Bandit!
 
zez
2012-05-06 12:19:34 AM  
laughingsquid.com
 
2012-05-06 12:26:35 AM  

zez: [laughingsquid.com image 308x480]


Holy crap, was that really five years ago? Time flies...
 
2012-05-06 12:29:42 AM  
leads a life of crime to support his corn chip snack jones. The Frito Bandito Bandit.

robs banks, has a Hall & Oates fetish. The Big Bam Boom Bandit.

makes off with the money but crashes her get-away plane. The Can't Land It Bandit.
 
2012-05-06 12:31:41 AM  
James F. Campbell
Holy crap, was that really five years ago?

I'm sorry, that's not a hair question.
 
2012-05-06 12:50:26 AM  
I'd prefer to be a more erudite robber. I will make witty observations on the state of current politics when I steal from banks.

They'll call me the "Pundit Bandit."
 
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