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(The Boot)   "I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out." - Ten quotes from Dolly Parton that show how witty she is   (theboot.com) divider line 121
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2012-05-05 05:31:39 PM  
Has she ever shown her boobs?

No luck on the google for me D:
 
2012-05-05 05:32:20 PM  
I love Dolly Parton. She's smart, talented, classy and sassy!
 
2012-05-05 05:34:23 PM  
When asked why she doesn't run for president...

"Don't you think we've had enough boobs in the White House?"
 
2012-05-05 05:44:24 PM  
I love her. Pure class.
 
2012-05-05 06:08:20 PM  
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-05-05 06:23:19 PM  
Very smart, funny lady. And very charitable...she gives a lot back to the community.
 
2012-05-05 06:26:57 PM  
All the CSBs/CSSs about Dolly givbes her a lifetime pass from "Tits Or GTFO".

/sitting back for the CS
 
2012-05-05 07:29:15 PM  
Rumour has it she streaked across Tom Jones front lawn some time ago.
 
2012-05-05 07:38:21 PM  
Fascinatingly, if you slow Dolly's music way down, it gets quite a bit better.
 
2012-05-05 07:42:52 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: /sitting back for the CS


She once went to a Dolly Parton drag queen look alike contest - and she lost!
 
2012-05-05 07:55:39 PM  
Sometimes famous people are just really, really cool.
 
2012-05-05 07:57:57 PM  
I met her. She's amazing. End of story.
 
2012-05-05 07:59:59 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Fascinatingly, if you slow Dolly's music way down, it gets quite a bit better.


I don't know about better but that was pretty interesting.
 
2012-05-05 08:06:38 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: /sitting back for the CS


My parents went to some private event where she was performing and they got a picture with her. My mother, who's pretty short herself, was still a full head taller than her, even in her platform heels.

She also said she was just as lovely, wonderful and jovial in person as she is on TV.
 
2012-05-05 08:07:11 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Fascinatingly, if you slow Dolly's music way down, it gets quite a bit better.


Slowed down, she sounds like one of those generic male modern country singers.
 
2012-05-05 08:15:07 PM  
Dolly Parton does seem like a good person, but....I think she's a dude. (A jockey-sized dude with huge chest implants and wigs and so.much.makeup, but a dude nonetheless.)
Try looking at her FACE sometime and tell me you don't see it, just a bit...
 
2012-05-05 08:15:32 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Fascinatingly, if you slow Dolly's music way down, it gets quite a bit better.


That's really cool/freaky
 
2012-05-05 08:16:57 PM  
One of her best songs IMO

The Bridge
 
2012-05-05 08:24:34 PM  
66 yearsold and not one picture of those magnificent globes!!!!
/I am outraged!!!
 
2012-05-05 08:33:17 PM  
What Dolly's bra might look like:

yafh.com
 
2012-05-05 08:38:49 PM  

Recoil Therapy: dahmers love zombie: Fascinatingly, if you slow Dolly's music way down, it gets quite a bit better.

That's really cool/freaky


That's awesome.
 
2012-05-05 08:39:22 PM  
Wonderful!
 
2012-05-05 08:42:33 PM  
Got nothing.
 
2012-05-05 08:43:30 PM  
I wonder if she would show them, with proceeds going to charity?
Let's start a petitition.

/heh. petition
 
2012-05-05 08:44:33 PM  

vernonFL: I love Dolly Parton. She's smart, talented, classy and sassy!



And busty! Don't forget busty!
 
2012-05-05 08:48:48 PM  
Made me think of this oldie. Dolly parton's tits Link
 
2012-05-05 09:01:17 PM  

petuniapup: Dolly Parton does seem like a good person, but....I think she's a dude. (A jockey-sized dude with huge chest implants and wigs and so.much.makeup, but a dude nonetheless.)
Try looking at her FACE sometime and tell me you don't see it, just a bit...


Nah, I've seen her close up. She's a woman. A very petite woman at that (5 foot, maybe).
 
2012-05-05 09:03:00 PM  
Oh, her real hair color when she was younger was blonde. But a pretty dark, ashy one.
 
2012-05-05 09:10:54 PM  
I could sit and listen to her talk for quite some time. She's got true talent and charisma.
 
2012-05-05 09:11:12 PM  
Friend of mine used to be her personal assistant, she said Dolly beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain
 
2012-05-05 09:30:16 PM  

TravisBickle62: Friend of mine used to be her personal assistant, she said Dolly beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain


Dammit! This little bit is so dumb, but when it catches me off guard in a thread like this, I giggle relentlessly.
 
2012-05-05 09:47:33 PM  
Dolly Parton seems kind of, I don't know, I guess saintly is the word for it.
 
2012-05-05 09:52:56 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Fascinatingly, if you slow Dolly's music way down, it gets quite a bit better.


Awsome! Sounds like Terri Clark.
 
2012-05-05 10:03:18 PM  
She's an amazing songwriter, and she really deserves more credit for that than she gets.

Blessedly, she's gotten plenty of money for her writing.
 
2012-05-05 10:14:31 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: She's an amazing songwriter, and she really deserves more credit for that than she gets.

Blessedly, she's gotten plenty of money for her writing.


She's been smart enough to keep all the rights.
 
2012-05-05 10:28:38 PM  

vernonFL: One of her best songs IMO

The Bridge


What we call the Dolly Parton Bridge Link (hot)
 
2012-05-05 10:37:17 PM  
Its telling when your almost at 50 posts and not a single pic has shown up just a lot of dudes talking about how smart/funny she is.
 
2012-05-05 10:39:14 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: She's an amazing songwriter, and she really deserves more credit for that than she gets.

Blessedly, she's gotten plenty of money for her writing.


Yes. She got a lot of money after Whitney Houston died because she wrote "I will always love you" and holds the rights to it. The other funny story I have heard is that her husband hates the press and will often pretend to be the gardener or pretend to be deaf to avoid them.
 
2012-05-05 10:46:21 PM  
Forget about seeing her bare boobs, I just want to know what she looked like within the last 40 years without her WIG (natural hair).

Closest I can find is this pretty damned old picture:

2.bp.blogspot.com

/that also might be a wig
 
2012-05-05 10:50:03 PM  

Mimekiller: Its telling when your almost at 50 posts and not a single pic has shown up just a lot of dudes talking about how smart/funny she is.


Grew up in Nashville, and went to school with her niece. Met her a few times. Very nice lady. And I oblige:
www.signis.net
(Hot as she is in this photo)
 
2012-05-05 10:59:39 PM  
Those sweater puppies are great danes. She's still rockin' it in her 60s

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-05 11:02:23 PM  
1. "That I can look totally artificial and be totally real is perfectly fine with me.''

I'm glad they chose that as #1. It does seem to sum her up nicely.

/and hell yeah I would.
 
2012-05-05 11:05:02 PM  

Scott_Free: Mimekiller: Its telling when your almost at 50 posts and not a single pic has shown up just a lot of dudes talking about how smart/funny she is.

Grew up in Nashville, and went to school with her niece. Met her a few times. Very nice lady. And I oblige:
[www.signis.net image 400x400]
(Hot as she is in this photo)


Yum
 
2012-05-05 11:05:06 PM  
They left out my favorite Dolly quote: "My feet are small for the same reason my waist is small - things don't grow in the shade."
 
2012-05-05 11:24:10 PM  
My favorite quote of her's is:

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!
 
2012-05-05 11:29:12 PM  
I ran across a song of hers I didn't even know I had, from back in her girl group days (on the collection "One Kiss Can Lead to Another: Girl Group Sounds Lost and Found"). Interesting to hear her in 1966 mode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is0u_KEnR1E
 
2012-05-05 11:30:04 PM  
I will just add to the others' statements:

Dolly is a sweet, intelligent, and overall great lady. Love her.
 
2012-05-05 11:37:42 PM  
www.womenlargejaw.com
 
2012-05-05 11:57:05 PM  

TravisBickle62: Friend of mine used to be her personal assistant, she said Dolly beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain


Posts like these are why I love Fark
 
2012-05-06 12:09:03 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Made me think of this oldie. Dolly parton's tits Link


That song takes me back a few years. RIP Maclean & Maclean
 
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