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(Some Guy)   Someone might want to tell this woman she's going crazy   (thesuntimes.com) divider line 141
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2012-05-05 02:31:37 PM
Sounds like she just now discovered that common household items can be dangerous.
 
2012-05-05 02:56:40 PM
I hope that article was tongue-in-cheek.
 
2012-05-05 03:04:37 PM

St_Francis_P: I hope that article was tongue-in-cheek.


The only thing in her cheeks looks to be a couple of Twinkies.
 
2012-05-05 03:10:20 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-05 05:29:45 PM

d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net

WTF AM I WRITING?!?!
 
2012-05-05 05:36:16 PM
Local woman goes loco. Film at 11.
 
2012-05-05 05:37:25 PM
To the tune of the Misfits Hybrid Moments
Hungry Moments
If you're gonna eat, eat with me
'cause I'm so hungry, man
Burgers, chips, and soda pop
I wanna eat 'em all again

Ooh baby, have a fry
Our life is sedentary
Don't wipe your mouth with your shirt
In hungry moments...Use a napkin...
In hungry moments...Use a napkin...

Ooh baby, have a fry
Our life is sedentary
Don't wipe your mouth with your shirt
Just use a napkin...Use a napkin...
Just use a napkin...Use a napkin...

In hungry moments
Just use a napkin..
Just use a napkin..
 
2012-05-05 06:11:59 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 592x591]


Pure awesome-ness
 
2012-05-05 06:16:10 PM
Look, there's got to be SOMETHING else going on today that we can talk about besides this drivel.
 
2012-05-05 06:16:15 PM
tl;dl

Assuming it's an article about running out of food
 
2012-05-05 06:16:31 PM
She's certainly never had a "Thinner"-type Stephen King moment. Jesus.
 
2012-05-05 06:18:26 PM
I looked ahead of me and swore I saw two large yellow eyes peering at me from the top of a tree. And I don't mean owl eyes.

dawnofthelead.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-05 06:18:53 PM
I suspect her husband's existence is like one long, neverending Stephen King moment.
 
2012-05-05 06:19:13 PM
Maybe she distorted gravity near the kitchen sink, hence weird sticking things happening.
 
2012-05-05 06:20:11 PM
Don't these kinds of experiences happen to everyone at one point or another? I remember one time when I was driving and the road started to bleed.
 
2012-05-05 06:21:00 PM
I could see me reaching into the dirty, cloudy water where dish detergent soap scum rode the waves made by my plunging hand. The only lights in the house were the florescent light above and the flickering of the television in the other room, which made the water seem more sinister. Finally tugging the plug out, I could feel something pulling against my hand.

Sounds more like Dean Koontz's 'Phantoms' than a Stephen King book.
 
2012-05-05 06:21:06 PM
Nice to see Jean Teasdale got herself a promotion to the SunTimes.
 
2012-05-05 06:21:17 PM
I'm not reading three pages of that crap. By two paragraphs in you can tell she's crazy or on drugs that are not compatible with reading Stephen King.
/Instead of a nubby hand why didn't she think of a never ending finger poking out of the sink?
 
2012-05-05 06:22:28 PM
I couldn't tell. Her writing is well-nigh impenetrable.
 
2012-05-05 06:24:14 PM

RexTalionis: Don't these kinds of experiences happen to everyone at one point or another? I remember one time when I was driving and the road started to bleed.


I don't know, but I do have my moments where I think my sunglasses become transparent, or I look in the mirror in my apartment and swear that I shrunk five inches overnight.
 
2012-05-05 06:24:16 PM
FTFA: Lately I've been noticing moments in my life that I can only describe as Stephen King moments.

Judging by the look of things, I'd say you've been having more Burger King moments.
 
2012-05-05 06:29:24 PM
She certainly appears buoyant. I bet she'd float down there.
 
2012-05-05 06:30:10 PM
FTFA: "began noticing them about three months ago when an incident I can only describe as straight out of a Stephen King story"

So the preteens and young adults in her life are coming to terms with their ending youth in ways that make "normal" people uncomfortable and the old people randomly die in strange ways while a nameless evil skitters about doing things that don't make sense until a child ends the evil permanently?

/jk, my favorite book is The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
//second favorite is Insomnia
 
2012-05-05 06:31:32 PM
tl;dr
 
2012-05-05 06:34:22 PM
fta tugged and tugged. Still nothing.

It's all in the grip, sweetheart.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-05 06:34:50 PM
She should probably book a CT scan
 
2012-05-05 06:36:01 PM

MorrisBird: Local woman goes loco. will do anything to alleviate the crushing boredom of her life and is too unattractive to moonlight as a prostitute

Film at 11.

FTFY
 
2012-05-05 06:37:36 PM
i.imgur.com

/would be different if she were a hotttie
 
2012-05-05 06:37:38 PM
At least she's not having what I can only describe as Richard Bachman moments.
 
2012-05-05 06:38:00 PM
She probably just saw her reflection in the water.
 
2012-05-05 06:38:31 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: At least she's not having what I can only describe as Richard Bachman moments.


As long as she doesn't have any Harry Turtledove moments. Those would be frightening.
 
2012-05-05 06:38:35 PM
schizophrenia much?
 
2012-05-05 06:42:43 PM
I really hope that cow did not get paid to write that dreck.
 
2012-05-05 06:43:05 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: At least she's not having what I can only describe as Richard Bachman moments.


At first I read that as "Marcus Bachmann moments".
 
2012-05-05 06:43:57 PM
What's with the mustache?
 
2012-05-05 06:44:01 PM
img191.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-05 06:44:07 PM
Sit down and shut up, Subby.
i29.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-05 06:44:57 PM
She's lucky she's hot. No one would put up with that from someone who wasn't hot.
 
2012-05-05 06:46:20 PM
... when I went to take the drain plug out, it wouldn't budge. It was stuck in there. ... I could see me reaching into the dirty, cloudy water where dish detergent soap scum rode the waves made by my plunging hand. ... Finally tugging the plug out, I could feel something pulling against my hand. For a sick instant, I thought something in the drain had grabbed me. And when my hand came free from the force, I imagined only pulling back a nub where my hand had been. ...

After the roar of the water plunging down the drain subsided, I peered over the edge of the sink, looking into the drain. Another thought rushed my mind about this being a Stephen King story staple, as I imagined something grotesque and improbable hurling up from the opening.


Oblig. (maybe not safe for the squeamish)
 
2012-05-05 06:49:30 PM

rebelyell2006: Wasilla Hillbilly: At least she's not having what I can only describe as Richard Bachman moments.

As long as she doesn't have any Harry Turtledove moments. Those would be frightening.


Lately, I've been having what I can only describe as Marcel Proust moments, in which I write and write and write, seemingly filling almost countless pages with intricately detailed textual descriptions of even the most apparently trivial sensory stimuli, so that the writing becomes, in the mind of the reader, a completely vivid description of every single sight, sound, scent, taste, and tactile sensation that is experienced by the character, but at the end of about five dozen pages that are all describing the same four seconds of experience in the character's life, the reader looks back and realizes that I haven't actually advanced the plot at all, and indeed haven't said s**t.
 
2012-05-05 06:49:53 PM
Wait, so she's stopped hearing the little voices? Damn, that's gotta be lonely for her.
 
2012-05-05 06:50:52 PM
It could be a lot worse, lady. You could be having VC Andrews moments.
 
2012-05-05 06:51:43 PM
Stephen King moments

You mean they're poorly written, overly long and focus on mundane details that aren't remotely related to the plot?
 
2012-05-05 06:52:40 PM
lol she took the brown acid.
 
2012-05-05 06:52:48 PM
So she digs halluecinogenic drugs? She's a "Day Tripper". Big deal.
 
2012-05-05 06:53:29 PM
Nothing turned out the way i hoped it would. never sold a script, i'm not in Hollywood. Same old thing just another day, time to let imagination wander and play. I wish I could sing, or just do anything, I want to be a star, but here I am driving a ten year old car.

Lay down on the couch, comfy in my brand new Wal-Mart blouse. Hello, Chips Ahoy. I hate this commercial - wheres that damn dog toy? Time to watch The View, and then maybe I'll watch Fox News. Something don't feel right, somethings going to get me one of these nights.
 
2012-05-05 06:54:54 PM

Kuoxasar: Nice to see Jean Teasdale got herself a promotion to the SunTimes.


Dammit, you beat me to it.
 
2012-05-05 06:56:20 PM
Insane people problems.
 
2012-05-05 06:56:23 PM
Menopause is a biatch, isn't it lady?
 
2012-05-05 06:58:38 PM

RexTalionis: Don't these kinds of experiences happen to everyone at one point or another? I remember one time when I was driving and the road started to bleed.


I dunno... I thought they happened to everyone. But if not, I've been crazy for a loooong time.
 
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