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(Chron)   Phil Collins (yeah, that one) is one of the world's foremost experts on The Alamo, still hopes to find its basement someday   (chron.com) divider line 57
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2012-05-05 01:49:54 PM
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2012-05-05 02:48:11 PM
Greasy bastard!
 
2012-05-05 02:54:32 PM
I liked it better when Peter Gabriel was researching The Alamo.
 
2012-05-05 02:55:08 PM
It's all been a pack of lies...
 
2012-05-05 02:55:27 PM
Is this something you can share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?



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2012-05-05 02:57:37 PM
He didn't piss on it? Boo!
 
2012-05-05 02:58:31 PM
"Is there anything you do remember?"

"I remember. . . the Alamo."

"Yee-HAW!"
 
2012-05-05 02:59:03 PM
The stars at night are big and bright!!!!!
 
2012-05-05 02:59:28 PM
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.

I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe.

Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress.

In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.

Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.

Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
 
2012-05-05 03:01:14 PM
Why? What's the significance? I Don't Know!
 
2012-05-05 03:02:09 PM

LeroyBourne: The stars at night are big and bright!!!!!


*Clap-clap-clap-clap*
 
2012-05-05 03:03:03 PM
They came at night leaving fear behind
Shadows along the ground.
Oh nobody knew where to find him
No evidence was found.
I'm never coming back
They heard him cry
And I believe him.
Well he never meant to do anything wrong
It's gonna get worse if he waits too long.

Billy
Billy don't you lose my number
'Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you.
Oh no Billy
Billy don't you lose my number
'Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you.
 
2012-05-05 03:03:55 PM
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2012-05-05 03:07:27 PM
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2012-05-05 03:11:25 PM

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Goddamn Mustard tiger, Lord of the Onion Ring.
 
2012-05-05 03:17:12 PM
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/hot and dusty there
 
2012-05-05 03:18:04 PM

pedobearapproved: He didn't piss on it? Boo!


I can't help but wonder if Phil and Ozzy discussed that incident after this gig.
 
2012-05-05 03:18:39 PM

skinink: I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe.


11/10! Epic!

By the way, I think I saw you in the expensive floor seats at one of the 2007 reunion shows. You were fidgeting and frowning for two-thirds of it?
 
2012-05-05 03:22:25 PM

BroVinny: LeroyBourne: The stars at night are big and bright!!!!!

*Clap-clap-clap-clap*


Deep in the hearrrrrrrt of Texas!
 
2012-05-05 03:24:29 PM
The Alamo was constructed uniquely and the officer's quarters were marked with only even numbers - because they were against all odds...
 
2012-05-05 03:26:01 PM
 
2012-05-05 03:31:50 PM

BroVinny: LeroyBourne: The stars at night are big and bright!!!!!

*Clap-clap-clap-clap*


Deep in the heart of Texas!
 
2012-05-05 03:32:11 PM
I don't care anymore
 
2012-05-05 03:32:30 PM
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The Alamo and Beyond: A Collector's Journey [Hardcover]
Phil Collins (Author)
 
2012-05-05 03:39:30 PM
rlv.zcache.comWhat I'd like to see is a slice of Collins A La Mode.
 
2012-05-05 03:43:40 PM
skinink

Stunning. Epic. Perfect.
 
2012-05-05 03:45:43 PM
Against all odds, those brave men fought.
 
2012-05-05 03:47:58 PM

Reversed: I don't care anymore


That's All ?
I would've preferred No Reply at All
 
2012-05-05 03:48:13 PM
"Singer Phil Collins says there are always more sides to a story, even in Texas history."

That is a hanging offense in the Lone Star State.
 
2012-05-05 03:53:36 PM
By 'expert' meaning insane obsession and believing he was there is a previous life based on 'paranormal energy'.
 
2012-05-05 04:05:08 PM
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2012-05-05 04:06:15 PM
There's a fort that's been on his mind. All the time.
 
2012-05-05 04:15:06 PM
On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.

William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were up there already. The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them.

Crockett turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Jim, are we landscaping today?"
 
2012-05-05 04:15:24 PM

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: There's a fort that's been on his mind. All the time.


A.
L.
A.M.O.

/whoaa-oa
 
2012-05-05 04:20:04 PM
The Alamo?

Well I remember. I remember don't worry worry worry...how could I ever forget?
 
2012-05-05 04:32:39 PM
That Lonely Man There On the Corner is No Son of Mine.
He's Throwing It All Away on a Groovy Kind of Love Tonight Tonight Tonight from an Illegal Alien from the Land of Confusion.

Against All Odds, I asked her to Take Me Home One More Night and Turn It On Again with her Invisible Touch because she's an Easy Lover, but I was In Too Deep and I Missed Again.
You Can't Hurry Love

There must be some Misunderstanding In The Air Tonight because I Can't Dance and
I Don't Care Anymore.
That's All.
 
2012-05-05 04:48:30 PM
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Ah yes, the SECOND southernmost battle of the Civil War.

/Schrute Rattlesnake Farm FTW
 
2012-05-05 05:07:14 PM
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2012-05-05 05:10:00 PM
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Pedro is working on an "adobe." Can you say that with me? "Adobe"
 
2012-05-05 05:16:35 PM

stu1-1: Reversed: I don't care anymore

That's All ?
I would've preferred No Reply at All


There must be some misunderstanding, Like it or not, Phil should just go live in a home by the sea. That's just the way it is. He's throwing it all away. Anyway, Supper's ready. Take me home.

/Sususudio
 
2012-05-05 05:17:11 PM
I don't know about the Alamo but you have to admit that for a guy his age his is still in amazing shape!

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2012-05-05 05:17:50 PM
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2012-05-05 05:22:33 PM
 
2012-05-05 05:23:05 PM
As long as he doesn't just jumped by an all-star Indian tribe.
He'd be scared.
Big Phil'd be scared.
 
2012-05-05 05:47:37 PM
I'm surprised there isn't more memed Phil Collins/Phil Collin confusion going on in here.
 
2012-05-05 05:55:39 PM
Phil Collins

He is a child who plays with toys...

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2012-05-05 05:58:24 PM
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RIP "Fidgety Phil" Collins
 
2012-05-05 06:10:56 PM
 
2012-05-05 08:07:42 PM
What a mo.
 
2012-05-05 09:59:28 PM
What happened to his fox of a daughter?
 
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