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(Fox News)   National Christmas tree in DC dies. Sources say this was the only working branch of government at the time. Tag is for the tree trunk   (foxnews.com) divider line 56
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2012-05-05 12:36:48 PM  
Treebongo is starting the War on Christmas early this year.
 
2012-05-05 12:55:37 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Treebongo is starting the War on Christmas early this year.


Sadly, there are Republicans so stupid as to actually believe this, and a SuperPac with enough corporate money and slimy enough to run TV ads is selected rural markets to reinforce it.
 
2012-05-05 12:59:34 PM  

bronyaur1: Doctor Funkenstein: Treebongo is starting the War on Christmas early this year.

Sadly, there are Republicans so stupid as to actually believe this, and a SuperPac with enough corporate money and slimy enough to run TV ads is selected rural markets to reinforce it.


That is the sad truth.

Reality: Tree died.

GOPland: Lumberbarack Axebama attacks Jebus!!!
 
2012-05-05 01:02:13 PM  
Ugh. Bad pun. I'm just gonna make like a tree and get outta here.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-05-05 01:23:37 PM  
I heard it died because Obama practiced his Osama Bin ladin killing techniques by diving out of a stealth helicopter hovering 50 ft. above with only 3 bullets clenched in his teeth on it. He then would plunge the first 2 where the heart would be, and the final one where right between the eyes would be.

/I read that somewhere on the internet, so it must be true.
 
2012-05-05 02:26:21 PM  
In its place, Obama is going to build one of those Muslim call to prayer towers. A minaret.
 
2012-05-05 02:42:35 PM  
As a citizen of best carolina, it's obviously because it was an inferior western tree.
 
2012-05-05 03:08:00 PM  
cloud.frontpagemag.com

"Let me stop you all right now, before you make fools of yourselves."
 
2012-05-05 03:09:09 PM  
Add another one to the Obama Body Count.
 
2012-05-05 03:09:33 PM  
First Vince Foster, now this.
 
2012-05-05 03:15:53 PM  

thamike: [cloud.frontpagemag.com image 636x458]

"Let me stop you all right now, before you make fools of yourselves."


img188.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-05 03:16:12 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Add another one to the Obama Body Count.


Nobel Peace Prize winner MY ASS!
 
2012-05-05 03:19:09 PM  
I don't think we should be paying for a national Christmas tree anyway. They also have one inside the White House.
 
2012-05-05 03:19:09 PM  
OH THE HUMAN A TREE!

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-05 03:20:41 PM  
I'm calling it right now, four part series on WingNutDaily starting next week.
 
2012-05-05 03:21:35 PM  

vernonFL: I don't think we should be paying for a national Christmas tree anyway. They also have one inside the White House.


More like 35, I did the White House tour at Christmas a few years ago, there's at least one in every room.
 
2012-05-05 03:22:08 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-05-05 03:23:03 PM  
Shall we look in on our friends over on that other site that shall remain nameless and see how much rationality they are bringing to bear on this important issue?

0bummer's fault! (There; I said it)

Riiiight. One more...

If I were the National Christmas Tree, I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that Kenyan sonuvabtich and his foul Wookie stinkin' up the White House, I think I'd rather croak off too.

Okay, that was a dumb idea, let's not do that again.
 
2012-05-05 03:24:50 PM  
bookofodds.com

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub;
Ah toe meet toe peechee keene,
G'noop dock fling oh ahhh!
 
2012-05-05 03:25:41 PM  
TFA's comments are are the right-wing mouth-breather playbook, and they're running it step by step.
 
2012-05-05 03:28:00 PM  

xanadian: Ugh. Bad pun. I'm just gonna make like a tree and get outta here.


It's leave, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
 
2012-05-05 03:28:21 PM  
Not even trees want to live in Obama's America!

or

Obama's policies are poisoning the very ground and killing trees!

Or

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U UH!
 
2012-05-05 03:31:57 PM  

ultraholland: TFA's comments are are the right-wing mouth-breather playbook, and they're running it step by step.


Those comments are appalling
 
2012-05-05 03:32:33 PM  

ultraholland: TFA's comments are are the right-wing mouth-breather playbook, and they're running it step by step.


Why would you point out the comments? MAH BRAINS!!! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! WHY?
 
2012-05-05 03:37:53 PM  

thamike: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 300x300]


thamike: [bookofodds.com image 348x232]

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub;
Ah toe meet toe peechee keene,
G'noop dock fling oh ahhh!


Eagerly awaiting the third image in that series...
 
2012-05-05 03:41:14 PM  
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

"We have a target audience, we just need a hook."
 
2012-05-05 03:41:54 PM  
Great use of the img1.fark.net tag.
 
2012-05-05 03:52:33 PM  

Crabs_Can_Polevault: Eagerly awaiting the third image in that series...


a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-05-05 03:57:18 PM  

king of vegas: Great use of the [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag.


First of all, this.


Second of all... I think it's obviously all the Muslim gay homosex 0bummer's been having with the tree. Why won't the media address this theory??!?

/ Knots.
 
2012-05-05 04:14:16 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: First Vince Foster, now this.


I lol'd!

/ Great headline btw
 
2012-05-05 04:18:22 PM  

Esc7: ultraholland: TFA's comments are are the right-wing mouth-breather playbook, and they're running it step by step.

Those comments are appalling


They can't be that bad... *click*

why does the obama adminstration always have to LIE!....we all know that michelle had been doing the wookie sqat near the tree...its the wookie thing to mark their trees.

7 people liked this.


Oh, FFS.

I really have to stop doing that.
 
2012-05-05 04:24:26 PM  
OBAMAAAAAAAAA!
 
2012-05-05 04:46:56 PM  
images.wikia.com

"A President should know better!"

/seriously, things die for various reasons, anyone who honestly thinks Obama deliberately killed it needs to see a shrink
 
2012-05-05 04:48:05 PM  
you know the Republicans are Jerking off to this one. they're hoping the democrats die off too so they can get their buddie Mitt in office and the wealthy/big business can continue to shove their root up this Nation's middle class ass.
 
2012-05-05 05:06:25 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Treebongo is starting the War on Christmas early this year.


Oops, I meant to funny but accidentally pressed reply. I'm just rolling with it now because I figure at this point I should tell you all that I do this quite often. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Dem sh*ts need to be color-coded or something.
 
2012-05-05 05:12:27 PM  

quatchi: Esc7: ultraholland: TFA's comments are are the right-wing mouth-breather playbook, and they're running it step by step.

Those comments are appalling

They can't be that bad... *click*

why does the obama adminstration always have to LIE!....we all know that michelle had been doing the wookie sqat near the tree...its the wookie thing to mark their trees.

7 people liked this.

Oh, FFS.

I really have to stop doing that.


Please tell me those comments obey some law of quantum physics whereas by not going over there to look at them, they simply cease existing in my universe.
 
2012-05-05 05:34:01 PM  
I don't get it, subby. Sappy? Tree? I just don't see where you're going with this. Can you spell it out some more for me?
 
2012-05-05 06:17:33 PM  

DeltaPunch: Please tell me those comments obey some law of quantum physics whereas by not going over there to look at them, they simply cease existing in my universe.


Sadly, science has already disproved this hypothesis.

St00pid science!!!!

/These people.
//They are not well.
 
2012-05-05 06:22:05 PM  
Even Dib couldn't ruin christmas like Obama has

/s
 
2012-05-05 06:51:24 PM  
Those comments. WTF
 
2012-05-05 07:43:48 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: bronyaur1: Doctor Funkenstein: Treebongo is starting the War on Christmas early this year.

Sadly, there are Republicans so stupid as to actually believe this, and a SuperPac with enough corporate money and slimy enough to run TV ads is selected rural markets to reinforce it.

That is the sad truth.

Reality: Tree died.

GOPland: Lumberbarack Axebama attacks Jebus!!!


First Breitbart, then Breitbart's CORONER 's photographer, and now a thousands-of-years-old symbol for CHRISTMAS?!?! Who WON'T Fartbama savagely murder with his own bare hands to satiate his lust for power?!?!?!?!?!111
 
2012-05-05 07:45:25 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Treebongo is starting the War on Christmas early this year.


Oh, crap! There goes my Global Warming - War on Christmas joke.

I guess we can always fall back on "Sluts cause Global Warming" jokes. All this right wing shiat starts to run together eventually any way, like rivers flowing to the sea or the sewers that dump into those rivers.
 
2012-05-05 07:47:31 PM  
Oh, by the way, is there any chance the tree was really killed by global warming?

It's to let go.
 
2012-05-05 07:49:44 PM  
It's hard to let go.

Perverse machines. Always post when I don't want them to, and balk when I do.
 
2012-05-05 08:14:39 PM  
Well President Obama did say at the White House Correspondents' Dinner that he would win the War on Christmas...
 
2012-05-05 08:40:28 PM  
As mentioned already, WTF is wrong with the people posting on that site? Hey, GOP, this is what you've become. You now pander to people who claim that the First Lady killed a tree by "doing the wookie squat" near it because that's how wookies claim their territory, and other people who respond with "OMG... LOLOL," and still more who "like" the comment. If I said something like that when I was 8 my parents would have slapped me, literally slapped me, for letting such filth come out of my mouth. It's pitiful that somehow this is considered political discourse among a large part of the adults of this country. Hey, GOP, what's it like to know that these people control your words and deeds? It must eat at you.
 
2012-05-05 08:52:48 PM  
Speaking of comments, here's a few gems I found in the first 40 comments. These don't even count the number of times I saw them calling the POTUS of FLOTUS various names.

Buttwheat k i l l e d it, the rag head wants a national goat to replace it.

that mus lim basta rd in the white house poisoned it

Everything the slug touches dies, goes bankrupt or turns to shiat. Kick him back to his mud hut!

Everything associated with Barack Obama is an utter failure or disaster. I'm surprised the WH septic tank hasn't backed up and overflowed, spilling all that Sasquatch krap onto Pennsylvania Ave.

To many monkeys pissingon it !


Again, GOP, what's it like to know that these people are your masters?
 
2012-05-05 09:49:27 PM  
Plant a tree from Michigan. I hear they are just the right size.
 
2012-05-05 10:14:51 PM  
The tree that died was from New Jersey, so obviously the environment wasn't
polluted enough for its mutant biochemistry.
 
2012-05-05 10:37:27 PM  

bronyaur1: Doctor Funkenstein: Treebongo is starting the War on Christmas early this year.

Sadly, there are Republicans so stupid as to actually believe this, and a SuperPac with enough corporate money and slimy enough to run TV ads is selected rural markets to reinforce it.


More likely, there are libtards out there upset that trees are being cut down and that makes Obama a right-wing conservative.
 
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