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(Daily Stab)   Scarlett Johansson wants a Black Widow movie. Hey, anything that gets her back into that tight leather outfit is a winner   (dailystab.com) divider line 253
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2012-05-07 12:12:29 PM
RexTalionis: PizzaJedi81: Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.

So, what you're saying is that you want to puncture Scarlett Johansson's skin with your fingers and then let the blood run down your chin and drip onto your chest, then stick your fingers into the offal and viscera so that they get so sticky that you have trouble separating them. Then, the next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the blood on your skin, and if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and let the memory of Scarlett's blood on your tongue come flooding back?


Seems like a modest proposal for a script...
 
2012-05-07 01:20:55 PM
Any chance she and Daredevil can be in the same movie.

They would mess it up, right?
 
2012-05-08 01:08:25 PM
Flappyhead: Apos: r1chard3: Apos: r1chard3: I really like that actress who was in Thor.

No, the other one.

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You mean Jaime Alexander? Yeah,she was hot,too.

Na, it's Kat Dennings I'm talking about. That other girls cute too, but this one's got the boobalishious thing going on.

No argument there. So why can't I bring myself to tune in to 2 Broke Girls?

Meh, save yourself the trouble and just GIS her cell phone photos.


O.O

Why didn't I think of doing this?
 
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