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(OK Magazine)   Jessica Alba admits she sometimes like to have sex swinging from the ceiling   (ok.co.uk) divider line 9
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2012-05-05 01:07:28 PM
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bronyaur1: I have no idea who this person is, but anyone who would say this to an entertainment reporter is pretty much an attention whore.

I have no idea who you are, but anyone who has been on Fark since 2007 and claims that he doesn't know Jessica Alba is pretty much an attention whore.
2012-05-05 05:39:47 PM
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DeaH: Um, did anyone read the article?

No.
2012-05-05 02:33:44 PM
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Pandora's Litterbox: And what's worse is she's currently negotiating to reprise the role in the just-announced sequel..

If you're not going to "commit" don't take the role, dammit!

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I'd give her something to commit to, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
2012-05-05 02:07:29 PM
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rickycal78: Meh. Yeah she's hot and all, but I'm tired of the teasing. Let me know when she gets naked. And I don't mean naked and coyly covering the important parts, or body double in a movie naked. I mean full frontal running ice cubes over her nips and sporting a well trimmed bush naked.

I'm holding out for a full-on cervical exam, including pap smear. OB/GYN or GTFO
2012-05-05 01:03:18 PM
1 votes:
Here's a better idea, Jess: don't farking have kids. It torched your career and your husband is ugly and boring besides.
2012-05-05 01:02:15 PM
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LemonYellowSun: I'm a little skeptical of her claim. I would need video evidence to be convinced.

Look, she already let the cat out of the bag about what we do, I'm NOT letting her release the film.
2012-05-05 01:00:19 PM
1 votes:
I'm a little skeptical of her claim. I would need video evidence to be convinced.
2012-05-05 12:59:20 PM
1 votes:
Damn it, and I keep TELLING her not to talk about our sex life.
2012-05-05 12:52:57 PM
1 votes:
wfiles.brothersoft.com

/Her image alone fills me with the urge to ejaculate!
 
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