FARK.com: (7089033) Octomom said to be a "natural" on her first day of shooting a porn video. Pictures probably SFW, but definitely not Safe for Lunch

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DubyaHater		2012-05-05 04:57:04 PM

I still don't understand......how is there any money in porn these days?

Bathia_Mapes		2012-05-05 05:06:50 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Dr. Speed: You also mean that she doesn't like sex with other people ANY MORE, right?

She had her babies through in vitro. For all we know she could be a virgin.

Yep. And the octuplets were born via C-section, so it's likely not a "hot dog down a hallway" situation in her nether regions.

Macular Degenerate		2012-05-05 05:14:00 PM

DubyaHater: I still don't understand......how is there any money in porn these days?

Because Gomer Pile out in Smalltown, USA is (still) too stupid to know that you can get porn for free from Google Videos instead of whipping out a credit card.

Rann Xerox		2012-05-05 05:15:36 PM

...in a...

i78.photobucket.com

Ed Finnerty		2012-05-05 05:25:15 PM

Her poor kids. They never stood a chance.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-05 05:30:57 PM

Rann Xerox: [i78.photobucket.com image 300x300]

...in a...

[i78.photobucket.com image 344x446]

www.boomtron.com

fusillade762		2012-05-05 05:36:33 PM

ZeroCorpse: From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.

Wow, the dysfunctions just keep piling up, don't they.

And put me in the hearty "DO NOT WANT" category.

B.L.Z. Bub		2012-05-05 05:41:06 PM

Macular Degenerate: DubyaHater: I still don't understand......how is there any money in porn these days?

Because Gomer Pile out in Smalltown, USA is (still) too stupid to know that you can get porn for free from Google Videos instead of whipping out a credit card.

What does living in a big city have to do with it? There are computer illiterate people everywhere.

More likely it has to do with high-speed interwebs being virtually nonexistent in Smalltown, USA.

Bathia_Mapes		2012-05-05 06:05:47 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: More likely it has to do with high-speed interwebs being virtually nonexistent in Smalltown, USA.

Exactly. That's why companies like AOL are still in business. In some parts of the U.S. dial-up is still the only option available and it's damned near impossible to view streaming content. Until a couple of years ago a friend of mine who lives in a small town still has dial-up which meant she had to go to the Blockbuster in the next town over if she wanted to rent a movie (the nearest movie theater is even farther away). Now she uses Netflix to get DVDs, but she's still on dial-up so she can't take advantage of their streaming option.

tattedupgirl		2012-05-05 06:07:06 PM

I want to know how someone like her who is clearly farking insane has been aloud to keep those poor kids.Yes, it's funny to make fun of her because she brings it on herself but it's sad those poor kids have to deal with her craziness.

Fark Me To Tears		2012-05-05 06:32:04 PM

I assume that fisting won't be a problem for her...

Ditto for double-fisting...

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-05 06:36:14 PM

Fark Me To Tears: I assume that fisting won't be a problem for her...

Ditto for double-fisting...

The world's first recorded instance of 3VDA!

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired		2012-05-05 06:37:47 PM

I will watch out of morbid curiosity. Don't judge me.

KrispyKritter		2012-05-05 07:13:11 PM

i'm hoping for bukkake. she deserves it.

zinny		2012-05-05 07:17:01 PM

I'd watch. She's got a pretty nice bod.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-05 07:20:15 PM

zinny: I'd watch. She's got a pretty nice bod.

I, Too, love the Bride of Frankenstein scars.

www.morbidementia.com

hufnmouth		2012-05-05 07:39:26 PM

tattedupgirl: I want to know how someone like her who is clearly farking insane has been aloud to keep those poor kids.Yes, it's funny to make fun of her because she brings it on herself but it's sad those poor kids have to deal with her craziness.

I'm no grammar Nazi but you misspelled "allowed" and my brain shut down. Would you mind saying that again?

R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter		2012-05-05 08:19:17 PM

Sure she is mentally challenged and her face looks like post-Katrina New Orleans, but she got a banging body. I'll watch this. Hell I might even fap to this.

zinny		2012-05-05 08:43:35 PM

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R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter

Sure she is mentally challenged and her face looks like post-Katrina New Orleans, but she got a banging body. I'll watch this. Hell I might even fap to this.

Thank you.

phedex		2012-05-05 09:17:19 PM

R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter: Sure she is mentally challenged and her face looks like post-Katrina New Orleans, but she got a banging body. I'll watch this. Hell I might even fap to this.

they would have to block out that face.

limboslam		2012-05-05 09:45:45 PM

"OctoMom's first day as a self-serving porn star is in the can ... so to speak"

i486.photobucket.com

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-05-05 09:54:54 PM

LeroyBourne: One in the mouth, one in the vag, one in the pooper, one in each hand and each foot stroking one only adds up to 7. I'm curious where the eighth is going down.

Between the boobies.

katerbug72		2012-05-05 09:59:05 PM

limboslam: "OctoMom's first day as a self-serving porn star is in the can ... so to speak"

[i486.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Who's the laughing Newfie?

Neondistraction		2012-05-05 10:29:50 PM

Optimal_Illusion: calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]

I salute you sir! If there is any way to improve on what you've brought, it would be to somehow add this to your contribution as it runs.

The wilhelm is a little too brief for this situation. I think this would be more fitting.

/ fun fact: Until I just now when I had to look it up, I had no clue what that scream was called. It is apparently known as the howie scream, or sometimes the TIE Fighter scream because it does kinda sound the screech they made when flying by.

browneye		2012-05-05 10:46:41 PM

Well mom doing porn this isn't going to adversely affect those fourteen children. After all they are being raised in a stable and healthy home environment.

/Lord have mercy they never had a chance.

zarberg		2012-05-05 11:04:00 PM

KrispyKritter: i'm hoping for bukkake. she deserves it.

What is that?

Apos		2012-05-05 11:28:01 PM

zarberg: KrispyKritter: i'm hoping for bukkake. she deserves it.

What is that?

A "sperm shower",simply put.

tattedupgirl		2012-05-06 12:05:10 AM

hufnmouth: tattedupgirl: I want to know how someone like her who is clearly farking insane has been aloud to keep those poor kids.Yes, it's funny to make fun of her because she brings it on herself but it's sad those poor kids have to deal with her craziness.

I'm no grammar Nazi but you misspelled "allowed" and my brain shut down. Would you mind saying that again?

Shat sorry didn't even notice that.I nerd more sleep.

limboslam		2012-05-06 01:24:49 AM

katerbug72: limboslam: "OctoMom's first day as a self-serving porn star is in the can ... so to speak"

[i486.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Who's the laughing Newfie?

Nobody. It's just a great interpretation of a knee-slapping laugh.

BumpInTheNight		2012-05-06 09:17:50 AM

Apos: calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]

And we're done here....here....here....here.....

i2.listal.com

aszure		2012-05-06 09:35:17 AM

From the neck down, she's not that bad. Rack is ample, legs aren't bad. Somehow, in the end, I have this feeling she will end up in a movie banging 8 guys at once in a movie.

offmymeds		2012-05-06 10:45:25 AM

aszure: From the neck down, she's not that bad. Rack is ample, legs aren't bad. Somehow, in the end, I have this feeling she will end up in a movie banging 8 guys at once in a movie.

A movie in a movie?

Sabyen91		2012-05-06 12:43:52 PM

LeroyBourne: One in the mouth, one in the vag, one in the pooper, one in each hand and each foot stroking one only adds up to 7. I'm curious where the eighth is going down.

Two in the vag.

CigaretteSmokingMan		2012-05-06 12:52:54 PM

tattedupgirl: hufnmouth: tattedupgirl: I want to know how someone like her who is clearly farking insane has been aloud to keep those poor kids.Yes, it's funny to make fun of her because she brings it on herself but it's sad those poor kids have to deal with her craziness.

I'm no grammar Nazi but you misspelled "allowed" and my brain shut down. Would you mind saying that again?

Shat sorry didn't even notice that.I nerd more sleep.

i172.photobucket.com

delysid25		2012-05-06 04:28:02 PM

I dunno, considering how many porn movies have the word "Gape" in their titles these days I could honestly see her making bank...

endtimethirtyfour		2012-05-06 05:11:05 PM

freetomato: Her mouth looks like a baboon's ass.

and her ass looks like a baboon's mouth, I suspect....

BigJake: LeroyBourne: One in the mouth, one in the vag, one in the pooper, one in each hand and each foot stroking one only adds up to 7. I'm curious where the eighth is going down.

between the boobs, duh

but wait! if you order now...

two under the armpits
two back of the knees
one in the crack

Onkel Buck		2012-05-06 06:11:23 PM

I just got a bunch of new tube socks! I cant wait!

Beowoolfie		2012-05-06 09:27:44 PM

Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?

I'll watch it and so will you.

Want to bet? I might check out a still or two, just for "fark literacy", but actually watch it? Hell no.

No criticism intended to those who will. She's just not remotely my type. Not like there's a porn shortage, like back when I was a kid.

//Well, maybe if she cries in shame as she masturbates.

wambu		2012-05-06 09:51:53 PM

Fish_Fight!		2012-05-07 02:51:42 AM

offmymeds: aszure: From the neck down, she's not that bad. Rack is ample, legs aren't bad. Somehow, in the end, I have this feeling she will end up in a movie banging 8 guys at once in a movie.

A movie in a movie?

we have to go deeper

/vomit

soj4life		2012-05-07 05:25:49 AM

Way too pale and ugly, much better porn out there.

blogs.babycenter.com

therecksays		2012-05-07 07:49:56 AM

Meh. She's fapping on camera. Call me when Lex Steele is nailing her in a really uncomfortable place.

PizzaJedi81		2012-05-07 08:35:52 AM

therecksays: Meh. She's fapping on camera. Call me when Lex Steele is nailing her in a really uncomfortable place.

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Scoop84		2012-05-07 11:59:04 AM

Derek Force		2012-05-07 12:05:23 PM

meh.. I spanked it to the god awful Tonya Harding wedding night video..

can you even get lower then that?

Ctrl-Alt-Del		2012-05-07 01:08:32 PM

"Now put the other hand in."

"OK"

"Now clap."

"Clap?! I can't clap!"

"Pretty tight, huh?"

hufnmouth		2012-05-07 01:35:57 PM

Scoop84: Do want her to say it allowed this time?

Stop fraking with my head!

Coklacoma		2012-05-07 03:02:01 PM

A movie in a movie?

we have to go deeper

/vomit

A vagina in a vagina?

wyldkard		2012-05-07 03:14:45 PM

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]

now favorited as aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

acaciaavenue		2012-05-07 04:07:26 PM

Derek Force: meh.. I spanked it to the god awful Tonya Harding wedding night video..

can you even get lower then that?

By admitting it in public.

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