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(TMZ)   Octomom said to be a "natural" on her first day of shooting a porn video. Pictures probably SFW, but definitely not Safe for Lunch   (tmz.com) divider line 101
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2012-05-05 08:39:37 AM  
Oh Jesus. This is too early in the morning for this.

*burp* Ugh. Gross.
 
2012-05-05 10:46:19 AM  
Shey might have been a natural, but But I know for a fact that the tree stump she used as a dildo will need to be retired.
 
2012-05-05 12:01:23 PM  
The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.
 
2012-05-05 12:20:32 PM  

Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.


Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?
 
2012-05-05 12:25:27 PM  

gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?


The first scene she did was apparently solo. I don't know what later scenes will be.
 
2012-05-05 12:27:12 PM  
...when will the Chyna and Octomom porn be filmed?

I have confidence the clenis could fill the cavern.
 
2012-05-05 12:47:01 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-05 01:22:36 PM  

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]


You magnificent bastard. I laughed myself silly.
 
2012-05-05 01:26:20 PM  
i628.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-05 01:29:32 PM  
Done in 7.

/magnificent bastard and all that
 
2012-05-05 01:33:44 PM  
but could she be "the best that ever was"?
 
2012-05-05 01:36:34 PM  
One in the mouth, one in the vag, one in the pooper, one in each hand and each foot stroking one only adds up to 7. I'm curious where the eighth is going down.
 
2012-05-05 01:38:37 PM  

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]



And we're done here....here....here....here.....
 
2012-05-05 01:39:03 PM  
Why are we still talking about this person?
 
2012-05-05 01:42:35 PM  
Yes, she's a natural. According to her mom, she's been trying to have babies since she was 13. Do the math.
 
2012-05-05 01:46:58 PM  

Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.


hell freakin ya i want to see it. nothing like a good freak show after a couple of pops on a saturday night
 
2012-05-05 01:51:07 PM  
You guys realize those babies didn't come out of her vagina, right?
 
2012-05-05 01:55:02 PM  

Rising From Ashes: You guys realize those babies didn't come out of her vagina, right?


I'm guessing she didn't follow protocol either; After all the face-lifts and so on, exploding out through the chest would be a more likely reason for how she looks today.
 
2012-05-05 02:03:11 PM  
Lol gif.
 
2012-05-05 02:05:46 PM  
It's "porn" but it's not "porn" porn.
 
2012-05-05 02:06:02 PM  

LeroyBourne: One in the mouth, one in the vag, one in the pooper, one in each hand and each foot stroking one only adds up to 7. I'm curious where the eighth is going down.



Rising From Ashes: You guys realize those babies didn't come out of her vagina, right?


That answers the question right there
 
2012-05-05 02:09:16 PM  

TravisBickle62: It's "porn" but it's not "porn" porn.


I'm assuming it will be like "Skinimax" porn where you can see her boobies and she appears to be touching herself (though you can't actually see anything) and she's moaning (no talking) and swanky music and camera angles go on in the background.
 
2012-05-05 02:11:11 PM  
So...if God kills a kitten every time I fap, does He resurrect one every time I'm put off porn for a while?
 
2012-05-05 02:13:07 PM  

gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?


I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.
 
2012-05-05 02:13:58 PM  

PizzaJedi81: So...if God kills a kitten every time I fap, does He resurrect one every time I'm put off porn for a while?


No. He just greenlights another Michael Bay film.
 
2012-05-05 02:14:45 PM  

ZeroCorpse: PizzaJedi81: So...if God kills a kitten every time I fap, does He resurrect one every time I'm put off porn for a while?

No. He just greenlights another Michael Bay film.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-05-05 02:20:24 PM  

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]


I salute you sir! If there is any way to improve on what you've brought, it would be to somehow add this to your contribution as it runs.
 
2012-05-05 02:24:44 PM  

calbert:


Oh, Jesus! I can't stop laughing at that.
 
2012-05-05 02:45:06 PM  

ZeroCorpse: gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.


Um, you mean by HER accounts, she is asexual right? You also mean that she doesn't like sex with other people ANY MORE, right?
Because I was a victim of the early news coverage of this freak, and she was/is a hose monster based on her mom and some dude that said he hit it giving interviews to the local news.
And she was the top story every night.
 
2012-05-05 02:55:50 PM  

Dr. Speed: ZeroCorpse: gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.

Um, you mean by HER accounts, she is asexual right? You also mean that she doesn't like sex with other people ANY MORE, right?
Because I was a victim of the early news coverage of this freak, and she was/is a hose monster based on her mom and some dude that said he hit it giving interviews to the local news.
And she was the top story every night.


I'm just going by what she has said in more recent interviews.
 
2012-05-05 03:02:32 PM  
I'm not into clown car porn.
 
2012-05-05 03:12:44 PM  

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]


Hey! How how about a NSFW?!?!

*looks more closely*

Oh wait, that's appears to a cave of some sort.... my bad!
 
2012-05-05 03:19:19 PM  
www.celebitchy.com
 
2012-05-05 03:20:16 PM  

ZeroCorpse: gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.


I thought asexuality meant that a person has no sex drive at all - even a need to self-pleasure.
 
2012-05-05 03:21:49 PM  

One Bad Apple: [www.celebiatchy.com image 640x593]



Gaaaah! It's like the duck lipped version of the Aliens Queen!
 
2012-05-05 03:22:04 PM  

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]


Okay, that had me cracking up
 
2012-05-05 03:23:23 PM  

Dr. Speed: You also mean that she doesn't like sex with other people ANY MORE, right?


She had her babies through in vitro. For all we know she could be a virgin.
 
2012-05-05 03:23:54 PM  
Must be hell on the audio guy having to deal with that constant echo
 
2012-05-05 03:24:53 PM  

Apos:

Gaaaah! It's like the duck lipped version of the Aliens Queen!


29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-05 03:27:53 PM  
Her mouth looks like a baboon's ass.
 
2012-05-05 03:32:18 PM  
Hasn't she claimd to be celibate for the last 7 years because she doesn't like sex or something? Yeah, I'm sure she'd be a *real* natural in a porn shoot...
 
2012-05-05 03:37:26 PM  

LeroyBourne: One in the mouth, one in the vag, one in the pooper, one in each hand and each foot stroking one only adds up to 7. I'm curious where the eighth is going down.


between the boobs, duh
 
2012-05-05 03:39:32 PM  
I don't care if she is crazy or looked nasty when she was swoll up pregnant.
I'm excited to see this!


The thing that I wonder about though, is she making the male actors deposit their load inside her? I mean, can't be wastin' no semen dontcha know?
 
2012-05-05 04:02:08 PM  

gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?


She stated that she would do a porn as long as it didn't involve touching anyone else, so I'm guessing it's going to be solo acts all the way.
 
2012-05-05 04:04:13 PM  

Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.


Good luck finding the right seeing eye dog.
 
2012-05-05 04:06:10 PM  
ok....so shes a natural at being a whore, WHAT A SHOCK!
 
2012-05-05 04:13:18 PM  

ZeroCorpse: gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.


Not worth watching if some guy isn't going to take her to pound town.
 
2012-05-05 04:15:38 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Dr. Speed: You also mean that she doesn't like sex with other people ANY MORE, right?

She had her babies through in vitro. For all we know she could be a virgin.


Yes, she had her spawn in vitro, because the Invisible Sky Wizard told her repeatedly that she was barren. Month after month, from the age of puberty on, she failed to conceive, no matter how many trains were run on her.
So she flipped off the ISW, and ran right into Darwin's arms.
Why would anyone believe anything this clown car says?
Her mom was on KTLA 5 saying that Octo-labia refused to stop screwing as a child. Her own father despised her and her lies so much, he flew around the world to get away from her.
After Octo-labia threw her mom under the bus for the thousandth time, the mom left her alone too.

Why do I care? The White Knights kill me. Slowly.
 
2012-05-05 04:37:33 PM  

Nogale: ZeroCorpse: gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.

I thought asexuality meant that a person has no sex drive at all - even a need to self-pleasure.


No, asexual people can certainly have a sex drive. I don't completely understand asexuality, but it doesn't have anything to do with sex drive.
 
2012-05-05 04:51:45 PM  
Look she's got a job! What more do you people want?
 
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