Some of his best friends own workhouses.

Just the other day he lowered the privacy glass a full inch and said "Porterhouse, now you KNOW you're not allowed out of the car while I'm in the Club, right? I certainly hope you brought your shoe-buffing chamois with you."

If that doesn't qualify what does?

Keep shaking that Etch-A-Sketch, Mitt.

Everyone Romney talks to is poor, in comparison.

To be honest, it's a short conversation. Usually just "You're fired," followed by "Security will show you to the door."

vernonFL: Everyone Romney talks to is poor, in comparison.

Chariset: To be honest, it's a short conversation. Usually just "You're fired," followed by "Security will show you to the door."

And as a kicker, while the door is slowly closing behind them: "I really never did care about you!"

He always watched "Thelma and Louise" once, so he can totally relate to women.

Chariset: To be honest, it's a short conversation. Usually just "You're fired," followed by "Security will show you to the door." "Release the hounds"

"I was talking to this poor guy the other day (Ann and I like to call them "povs"). He'd just finished making a custom saddle for my Missouri Fox Trotter. The saddle, by the way, was very expensive. But I didn't quite like it so I told him to make it again. I'll still have him fired when he's done, but he seemed to appreciate my eye for detail and insistence on excellence. So as you can see, I can relate to poor people quite readily."

This Romney guy is not being handled very well. His people should keep him away from cameras except for his St. Reagan-impersonation speeches.

Oh, wait, I'm a Democrat.

Carry on, Willard, we'd love to hear more.

*cough*bullshiat*cough*

vernonFL: Everyone Romney talks to is poor, in comparison.

True. Unless he's talking to Bill Gates or Warren Buffett, that is.

He usually tells them "I've got a really funny story for you. It's about the time my father fired your father! It's a real monocle-popper!"

I honestly thought "Romney" was spelled wrong. Thought someone did the "Rmoney" joke but messed it up.

WE GET IT, HE'S WEALTHY

Remember, there were a couple of times Romney wondered whether he was going to get a pink slip, and now he's unemployed. So he understands and is concerned about America's poor. Well, Romney's not as concerned about America's poor as much as some of the most ardent fans. But he some great friends who are owners of poor people.

vernonFL: WE GET IT, HE'S WEALTHY AN OUT-OF-TOUCH LYING SACK OF SHIAT

Romney: "I talk to poor people all the time. I love taunting them as I hunt them on my secluded properties. Sometimes I even empathize with them slightly as they look into my eyes after I shoot one in the back of the legs and they try desperately to crawl away. Luckily though, the red blood on the grass reminds me of the pink slips I am so fond of giving out and I immediately develop a proud and unyielding erection. I then carefully take aim at the poor person and shoot to kill."

Romney pauses dramatically and the continues: "After that I feel as close to the struggles of the common man (or woman because I believe in equal opportunity hunting) as anyone could. In a little ritual I have developed, I then masturbate over their cooling corpse in the same way I used to masturbate over the thought of performing another massive layoff."