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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Think your flowers will make this Mother's Day special? This man raised the bar so high we may never use the term "momma's boy" again   (wmur.com) divider line 16
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2012-05-05 03:46:27 PM
3 votes:

fracas: This man's poor future wife.



Wife???? I don't think you have to worry about that.
2012-05-05 03:36:56 PM
3 votes:
Awwww! Sounds like a good guy. You can judge a man by how good he is to his mother. Alrighty, I'm ready for the barrage of abuse I'll get for saying all that. lol
2012-05-05 03:33:29 PM
3 votes:
This man's poor future wife.
2012-05-05 08:09:31 PM
2 votes:

indeebud: On a side note, it's interesting you couple derogatory slang with the specific clinical term for such a valid untreatable mental illness.


Another person who's never lived with a narcissist.

Just because our family is our family doesn't mean we should love them, even if they have mental illnesses. It is futile to love people who have no interest in -- or are incapable of -- loving you back, especially if they're the sort of miserable assholes who enjoy causing you pain and watching you suffer. Narcissists will not voluntarily seek treatment, nor is there much that treatment can accomplish in changing them. The only way you can protect yourself is to cut them out of your life completely. Fark you, you don't know a goddamn thing.
2012-05-05 03:49:03 PM
2 votes:

indeebud: You can judge a man by how good he is to his mother.


What if his mother is an abusive, manipulative biatch who in all likelihood has narcissistic personality disorder?
2012-05-05 03:46:51 PM
2 votes:
While I applaud his love for his mother, what the fark do you say every day?

Dear Mom,

I woke up today and scratched my balls with my left hand instead of my right. With breakfast I had strawberry jam on my toast. Tomorrow I may try blueberry. I had cream and sugar with my coffee, same as the last 473 days. Someday I might try double sugar just to see what it is like. Dinner will be leftover pot roast and potatoes, again.

Love,
Your Son.


I know that that is far-fetched and ridiculous, but even though I live an active life there really is not a hell of a whole lot going on that would make a letter every day even remotely interesting for someone to read.
2012-05-05 03:34:59 PM
2 votes:
I haven't talked to my mother in years. What do I win?
2012-05-05 08:42:56 PM
1 votes:

indeebud: I know I love my family. I also know I struck a nerve. Check mate.


o_o You're an idiot, and I hope you have a long life filled with unpleasant people. Good-bye.
2012-05-05 07:30:24 PM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: indeebud: You can judge a man by how good he is to his mother.

What if his mother is an abusive, manipulative biatch who in all likelihood has narcissistic personality disorder?


All the more reason I'd consider him a good guy since at the very least, and under such duress, he'd continue to look past her mental illness and remain devoted to his mother. On a side note, it's interesting you couple derogatory slang with the specific clinical term for such a valid mental illness. Leaves me to wonder...
2012-05-05 06:32:05 PM
1 votes:

indeebud: Awwww! Sounds like a good guy. You can judge a man by how good he is to his mother.


Yes, you can. And if he's this much into his mother, you know he probably has issues.
2012-05-05 04:36:34 PM
1 votes:

Monoxide: ungh anyone read the article linked below about the baby burning slash slashing mother?


A baby burned Slash and then slashed its own mother? That is horrible! I hope that Slash is alright.
2012-05-05 04:23:19 PM
1 votes:
She's not going to sleep with you, dude.
2012-05-05 04:00:56 PM
1 votes:

Mock26: While I applaud his love for his mother, what the fark do you say every day?

Dear Mom,

I woke up today and scratched my balls with my left hand instead of my right. With breakfast I had strawberry jam on my toast. Tomorrow I may try blueberry. I had cream and sugar with my coffee, same as the last 473 days. Someday I might try double sugar just to see what it is like. Dinner will be leftover pot roast and potatoes, again.
You gave me life. You loved me. you cared for me. There is no mom as wonderful as you.

Love,
Your ever-grateful Son



/he sounds Italian
2012-05-05 03:44:38 PM
1 votes:

mhuckins: I bought my mom a pipe for mothers day the year before last. She cried and said it was the best gift she had ever received.

This year I am giving her a tye-dye t-shirt I made with organic dyes I created in organic chemistry.

I don't think she's gonna cry again.


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2012-05-05 03:41:36 PM
1 votes:
I think, while sweet, it's more easily explained.

OCD/Aspebergers/Autisic or something. After 4 months of writing every day after she got in a car wreck he just made it a routine. And you can tell because "every 1000th letter he sends a plague or picture". Not every year or birthday or anything...every 1000 on the dot.
Which means he counts every letter sent, keeps track of each one, then prepares for the 1000th and starts over.

Whatevs...it makes her feel nice and he enjoys it and gives him a little thing to focus on instead of red staplers or counting the ceiling tiles.


/he was a 19yo computer engineer in California in the early 80s afterall...all those guys were a little looney back then.
2012-05-05 03:40:44 PM
1 votes:
what kind of postage would you use to mail letters from the basement to upstairs?
 
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