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		Condi Rice declines VP offer. This means Joe Biden has to rollerskate around Dupont Circle in chaps and a cowboy hat (huffingtonpost.com)		67
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Dialectic		2012-05-05 01:17:23 PM

They don't Dupont Circle 'fruity loop' for nothing, if you know what I mean.;-)!

Vermicious Knids		2012-05-05 01:19:57 PM

FeedTheCollapse: Vermicious Knids: Romney needs to choose someone to shore up his weaknesses: a social conservative with a lot of charisma, preferably a female or minority who grew up dirt-poor and knows about the struggles of the common man. Preferably a Southerner, but you can't have it all, I guess.

up until he announced that he wasn't running, I was sure it would be Romney/Huckabee this year for these exact reasons.

He might not have done too badly with Huckabee. Even people who hate his politics admit he's a likeable guy.

glenlivid		2012-05-05 01:21:17 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: It's both incredibly amusing and terribly depressing to see all of the semi-reasonable republicans trip over themselves back pedaling away from this clown.

It's funnier to see ex-Bush Administration people backing away from the spotlight. I guess they learned what happens when you take the fall nowadays: you end up like Rumsfeld, pimping his book on Opie & Anthony and being mocked without knowing before fading into the ether.

I think the amount of skeletons they all have in the close must be considerable. I'm sure Cheney made sure everyone in that administration was culpable for all the heinous crimes that bunch committed.

quatchi		2012-05-05 01:22:24 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: The real choice is clear.

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Pure farking win.

Agreed. Bring back the slow smiler. He *was* pretty lulzy!

And I hear he's a real ladies man so the vajayjayed-Americans will obviously flock back to the GOP to droves.

And because Herman is a shade or two blacker than Obama obviously the black community will immediately switch alliances.

That's a plan so clever you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel, by gum!

C'mon, Rmoney. DO EET!

Pharque-it		2012-05-05 01:31:06 PM

"She added that she thinks Romney will "be a fine vice president."

unlikely		2012-05-05 01:33:54 PM

She wasn't chosen for her abilities, she was chosen to be a token.

She could run on her own and be an actual viable contender. She's smart, experienced, she's well-loved by a good lot of Americans. She'd be 1000x more viable than anyone in the more recent primaries, and she'd actually make me consider pulling a lever for her if she said the right things convincingly enough.

But the way Rmoney went to her smacks of "Y'all dems got a n*gger? Well WE gots us a n*gger w*man. top THAT!"

_{/To be fair, Palin really looked like tokenism too...}

A Dark Evil Omen		2012-05-05 01:35:27 PM

unlikely: She wasn't chosen for her abilities, she was chosen to be a token.

She could run on her own and be an actual viable contender. She's smart, experienced, she's well-loved by a good lot of Americans. She'd be 1000x more viable than anyone in the more recent primaries, and she'd actually make me consider pulling a lever for her if she said the right things convincingly enough.

But the way Rmoney went to her smacks of "Y'all dems got a n*gger? Well WE gots us a n*gger w*man. top THAT!"

/To be fair, Palin really looked like tokenism too...

Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.

bronyaur1		2012-05-05 01:37:36 PM

Yes. I'm sure that the winning strategy for the GOP presidential campaign is to pick a black female who co-owns a house with another female named Randy Bean, and someone widely believed to be a lesbian.

Yeah, that's exactly what they are going to do.

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-05-05 02:01:51 PM

shower_in_my_socks: How many of Bush's war criminal team does Romney want back at the helm?

Now you know why Dick got a new heart.

/I've said too much.

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-05-05 02:04:00 PM

bronyaur1: Yes. I'm sure that the winning strategy for the GOP presidential campaign is to pick a black female who co-owns a house with another female named Randy Bean, and someone widely believed to be a lesbian.

Yeah, that's exactly what they are going to do.

Rice lives with Bean?

Pharque-it		2012-05-05 02:26:59 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: bronyaur1: Yes. I'm sure that the winning strategy for the GOP presidential campaign is to pick a black female who co-owns a house with another female named Randy Bean, and someone widely believed to be a lesbian.

Yeah, that's exactly what they are going to do.

Rice lives with Bean?

Sounds Mexican....

tzzhc4		2012-05-05 02:28:48 PM

Before or after he puts on that second coat of wax?

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DeaH		2012-05-05 03:50:07 PM

Being Veep on the losing ticket hasn't worked out so well for the last couple people. I don't think Palin realizes (or just does not care) that she is a national joke. Regardless, she is not going to hold any type of important office ever again. If Edwards had not been on the ticket as Vice President, no one would care right now what a lying, cheating, slimy, vain little weasle he is.

mrjared		2012-05-05 06:22:09 PM

"has to"? or "gets to"?

farkityfarker		2012-05-05 06:39:19 PM

Romney is probably just going to be picking a running mate, not a Vice President.

saintstryfe		2012-05-05 08:51:27 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: syrynxx: IamKaiserSoze!!!: Also, is Joe only wearing chaps and a cowboy hat?

And a jockstrap. Like the end scene in "Slap Shot", but with chaps and a cowboy hat.

So you're saying the Hanson brothers will be involved?

I'm in

Romney just has to find his VP Candiate from the Iron League. Tough guys there.

/putt'n on the foil, boss
//want some?
///old time hockey - Eddy Shore, Toe Blake.