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MadAzza		2012-05-05 12:21:52 AM

Well, is she?

MadAzza		2012-05-05 12:22:44 AM

Well, is he?

Sgygus		2012-05-05 12:25:40 AM

He is a repeat offender.

/thirty days in the hole

TsarTom		2012-05-05 12:31:58 AM

Sgygus: .

/thirty days in the hole

wp.ultimocontinue.com

oblig

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-05-05 01:20:01 AM

If you're sexy and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're sexy and you know it, clap your hands!

If you're sexy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're sexy and you know it clap your hands!

borg		2012-05-05 01:26:41 AM

I wonder if his mom watches Ellen she plays that song all the time while people secretly dance behind others.

Ed Finnerty		2012-05-05 02:32:33 AM

What's wrong with being sexy?

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vernonFL		2012-05-05 03:21:03 AM

Ed Finnerty: What's wrong with being sexy?

[ Funny ]

RancidSorbet		2012-05-05 03:37:42 AM

My kid's kindergarten teacher gave me a lecture one day after my daughter was singing "Possum Kingdom" by The Toadies at her school. It's a catchy song. I forgot about the repetitive "Do you wanna die?" part at the end though, whoops.

Harv72b		2012-05-05 05:29:22 AM

Personally, I think we should euthanize anyone caught singing LMFAO lyrics. But, because of the young age of the offender I'm okay with a suspension in this instance.

/Also some lashings.

The sound of one hand clapping		2012-05-05 05:53:19 AM

Stupid sexy first graders.

/Stupid sexy Flanders
//Nothing at all

billy_chuck		2012-05-05 06:03:27 AM

Pennsylvania still demanding it's own tag.

LewDux		2012-05-05 06:05:41 AM

He's too sexy for Sable Elementary School

billy_chuck		2012-05-05 06:06:36 AM

Oops sorry. Wrong story.

solokumba		2012-05-05 06:06:37 AM

Well D'amn!

poorcku		2012-05-05 06:07:41 AM

Public schooling mixed with over-zealousness mixed with stupidity mixed with laws that apply to 6 years olds = Sable Elementary

pedobearapproved		2012-05-05 06:09:54 AM

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-05-05 06:13:23 AM

This brings back memories of first-grader me singing Asshole by Denis Leary.

Except, instead of suspended, I won the class talent contest.

/Zero tolerance.
//Zero brain cells.

T-Bone42		2012-05-05 06:13:43 AM

So now he's branded as a "sex offender." That kind of sets him up to become one.

Vangor		2012-05-05 06:45:04 AM

I have no idea what I would've sang when I was in first grade, probably something by The Doors or Rolling Stones. By third grade, I was into Metallica, Motor Head, Judas Priest, and more. By fifth, Rage Against the Machine and Tool both dominated my song lists. Most of those bands had plenty of inappropriate lyrics and themes. Let's not get bent out of shape because someone says "sexy".

RancidSorbet: My kid's kindergarten teacher gave me a lecture one day after my daughter was singing "Possum Kingdom" by The Toadies at her school. It's a catchy song. I forgot about the repetitive "Do you wanna die?" part at the end though, whoops.

I thought the teacher actually knew what Possum Kingdom was about.

dhuyd		2012-05-05 06:56:15 AM

the district's code on sexual harassment refers to acts that have "negative" effects on the "learning or work of others."

Their school must be filled with sexual harassment offenders. Eating in class? Talking too much? You are now considered by the district as a pervert and a sexual harraser and will be treated as such. Don't get me started on the high-school. Lord have mercy on them all.

oukewldave		2012-05-05 07:06:32 AM

My friend's kids go around singing this song all the time. Not only is it a stupid song, it's extra weird for 11 and 9 year old boys doing it. I blame the parents for not instilling good music in their kids like mine did.

sharkbeagle		2012-05-05 07:09:03 AM

In American schools boys are defective girls to be corrected or destroyed. But - it does kind of amaze me that they actually enforced a rule, no matter how retarded, against a black child.

wildlifer		2012-05-05 07:13:09 AM

My first grader got in trouble on Thursday for singing highway to hell. Difficulty: private school.
Told the principal to lighten up. There is other music out there besides classic music.

He has gotten in trouble before for singing kalinka, in Russian, I sent a let me google that for you for kalinka to the principal... Good times

/ public school next year

ajediday		2012-05-05 07:23:23 AM

Something isn't right here, this story mentions MTV. MTV doesn't show music videos.

Khakimonkey		2012-05-05 07:23:27 AM

sharkbeagle: .............But - it does kind of amaze me that they actually enforced a rule, no matter how retarded, against a black child.

What? I didn't say anything......
*tapping finger thoughtfully on my desk*

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GBB		2012-05-05 07:27:35 AM

Forecaster18		2012-05-05 07:29:41 AM

sharkbeagle: In American schools boys are defective girls to be corrected or destroyed. But - it does kind of amaze me that they actually enforced a rule, no matter how retarded, against a black child.

8/10. That's gonna get some bites.

MagSeven		2012-05-05 07:46:28 AM

He work ooooout.
/aaaawigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-05-05 07:47:33 AM

dhuyd: the district's code on sexual harassment refers to acts that have "negative" effects on the "learning or work of others."

Their school must be filled with sexual harassment offenders. Eating in class? Talking too much? You are now considered by the district as a pervert and a sexual harraser and will be treated as such. Don't get me started on the high-school. Lord have mercy on them all.

We put individuals who lack basic common sense in charge of one of the most important functions in our society.

Plus we let absolute morons elect them. Morons that respond like trained seals and vote when they hear those magic words"zero tolerance"

I mean, do we elect the top surgeons in our hospitals? Do we elect our scientists?

What the farks wrong with people?

6655321		2012-05-05 07:51:06 AM

First grader is transferring to the William George Jefferson Clinton Elementary School next term.

Carth		2012-05-05 07:52:53 AM

Show her the "I'm Elmo and I know it" version. Problem solved.

Ow My Balls		2012-05-05 07:54:42 AM

I would've been singing "Don't Bring Me Down" by ELO and "Call Me" by Blondie in first grade. I remember my Mom's Dave Clark 5 record being liked by classmates, too, as I played it on the classroom Califone record player. You know, the ones with a 3 pound tonearm force?

(Sheesh...The Dave Clark 5 single back then would be like a first grader playing something from 1997 now.)

mat catastrophe		2012-05-05 08:01:31 AM

I want my boys suspended for singing "Too Drunk to fark".

davion2308		2012-05-05 08:03:28 AM

That song has the least worse lyrics *bad grammar aside*

I heard one by M16 or Nicky Manage or whoever that went, "She can love you good but I can f**k you better."

I mean, wow. And I'm not offended by stuff. I guess I'm getting old.

Cerebral Knievel		2012-05-05 08:15:35 AM

As much as I actually like LMFAO, and generaly reguard them as a comedy act?

I dont think I would want a 6 year old first grader listening to them in the first place..

Buffet		2012-05-05 08:18:58 AM

And it's like, that's not fair to him."

WTF?

kukukupo		2012-05-05 08:21:26 AM

My wife did the same thing to two kids last week in Kindergarden.

/bet she won't make the news

fromflytospider		2012-05-05 08:21:46 AM

oukewldave: My friend's kids go around singing this song all the time. Not only is it a stupid song, it's extra weird for 11 and 9 year old boys doing it. I blame the parents for not instilling good music in their kids like mine did.

THIS. My 9 year old nephew watched the video and now does the "wiggle wiggle yeah" thing and taught it to his 4 year old sister.

Cerebral Knievel		2012-05-05 08:22:28 AM

Of course, it must be noted that i dont have any children so i am not allowed to have an opinion on the matter.

MythDragon		2012-05-05 08:25:18 AM

The school clearly needs to go after the source of the problem. LMFAO needs to be suspended for 3 days. Over an active volcano. 5 feet over. By the neck.

swahnhennessy		2012-05-05 08:44:13 AM

First graders are on the hook for sexual harassment now? Good lord. I could maybe see it being applied in extreme situations. Which this one is not. At all.

My daughter would be expelled. She alternates between "F*ck You", "Gimme Gimme Gimme", and "Bad Romance". She's a real charm to be out in public with.

/the joys of permissive parenting

kukukupo		2012-05-05 08:44:47 AM

Oh, and as much as I want to blame LMFAO for this, the true culprit is M&Ms. Their commercial is what the kids in our school kept imitating.

(And the kid in the article had gotten in trouble for the same thing with the same girl a month earlier - this wasn't an impulsive suspension)

Fark U		2012-05-05 08:50:11 AM

We used to sing 2 Live Crew lyrics when I was a kid.

Oh, how the times have changed!

TiiiMMMaHHH		2012-05-05 08:59:07 AM

I manage a group of crotchfruit after school. This comes up all the time. What are you supposed to do? react in a way that shows them they struck a chord? I play it off, tell em to pick some different language. No explanation. I'm not going to play a part in the cycle of sexualizing a young child by teaching them the word sexy has power.

/stoopid adults are stoopid.

Fark U		2012-05-05 09:08:02 AM

that's the problem.. "adults"

Kids (even good ones) inherently push the boundaries in order to LEARN where they are at. I mean, are they BORN KNOWING where the "invisible line" is? This "societal message" horseshiat is killing our better judgment in favor of more "conservative" thinking. It needs to go, just like a bunch of other "old" fallacious ideas.

Trance750		2012-05-05 09:08:10 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre		2012-05-05 09:08:49 AM

dhuyd: the district's code on sexual harassment refers to acts that have "negative" effects on the "learning or work of others."

Their school must be filled with sexual harassment offenders. Eating in class? Talking too much? You are now considered by the district as a pervert and a sexual harraser and will be treated as such. Don't get me started on the high-school. Lord have mercy on them all.

Yep. That wording is pretty much verbatim the sexual harassment polices in place in corporate America (except the word learning wouldn't be there). It's the hyper-sensitivity promoted by political correctness and the Everyone is a delicate snowflake crowd.

At more than one large tech company I have worked for, just looking at someone - no words, no noises, no gestures, no body movement, no nothing - just looking at someone, was considered sexual harassment. No, I'm not kidding. The politically correct delicate snowflake crowd got what they wanted.

ph0rk		2012-05-05 09:13:17 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: dhuyd: the district's code on sexual harassment refers to acts that have "negative" effects on the "learning or work of others."

Their school must be filled with sexual harassment offenders. Eating in class? Talking too much? You are now considered by the district as a pervert and a sexual harraser and will be treated as such. Don't get me started on the high-school. Lord have mercy on them all.

Yep. That wording is pretty much verbatim the sexual harassment polices in place in corporate America (except the word learning wouldn't be there). It's the hyper-sensitivity promoted by political correctness and the Everyone is a delicate snowflake crowd.

At more than one large tech company I have worked for, just looking at someone - no words, no noises, no gestures, no body movement, no nothing - just looking at someone, was considered sexual harassment. No, I'm not kidding. The politically correct delicate snowflake crowd got what they wanted.

Wear sunglasses inside.

dennysgod		2012-05-05 09:18:02 AM

oukewldave: My friend's kids go around singing this song all the time. Not only is it a stupid song, it's extra weird for 11 and 9 year old boys doing it. I blame the parents for not instilling good music in their kids like mine did.

It wouldn't matter, that line shows up in an M&M commercial, that's why 4yo sings that line.

Sweaty Dynamite		2012-05-05 09:26:02 AM

Oblig

ThrobblefootSpectre		2012-05-05 09:29:08 AM

Fark U: This "societal message" horseshiat is killing our better judgment in favor of more "conservative" thinking. It needs to go, just like a bunch of other "old" fallacious ideas.

Sorry but, from one liberal to another, the ludicrous extremes of sexual harassment jurisprudence are neither all that old (mid-90's) nor were they in any way conservative ideas.

My favorite silly bit of sexual harassment jurisprudence from the 90's. The California Supreme Court ruled in 1998 that an employer can fire an employee for sexual harassment, even if the accusation has already been proven false in court. Gotta love California.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-05-05 09:35:52 AM

And the parents sang "Sexual Healing" as kids, I bet.

ChrisDe		2012-05-05 09:42:36 AM

His mom says D'Avonte got in trouble for saying the same line to the same girl last month (that time, booty shaking was apparently involved) and the assistant principal spoke to him.

Parents, raise your children. He had his chance, now toss the book at him.

President Raygun		2012-05-05 09:42:51 AM

Artcurus		2012-05-05 09:52:29 AM

I baked in the sun yesterday for 6 hours playing music for a Elementary school field day. One of the most requested songs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IHomA2TcJ4

Seriously?

But OMG, the whole school was rocking when it hit the speakers.

Random Discord		2012-05-05 09:53:08 AM

Ow My Balls: I would've been singing "Don't Bring Me Down" by ELO and "Call Me" by Blondie in first grade. I remember my Mom's Dave Clark 5 record being liked by classmates, too, as I played it on the classroom Califone record player. You know, the ones with a 3 pound tonearm force?

(Sheesh...The Dave Clark 5 single back then would be like a first grader playing something from 1997 now.)

Thanks you for that. I had no idea what LMFAO was/is, so I went to You Tube. What I mistake that was. I used ELO as some ear bleach.

ph0rk: ThrobblefootSpectre: dhuyd: the district's code on sexual harassment refers to acts that have "negative" effects on the "learning or work of others."

Their school must be filled with sexual harassment offenders. Eating in class? Talking too much? You are now considered by the district as a pervert and a sexual harraser and will be treated as such. Don't get me started on the high-school. Lord have mercy on them all.

Yep. That wording is pretty much verbatim the sexual harassment polices in place in corporate America (except the word learning wouldn't be there). It's the hyper-sensitivity promoted by political correctness and the Everyone is a delicate snowflake crowd.

At more than one large tech company I have worked for, just looking at someone - no words, no noises, no gestures, no body movement, no nothing - just looking at someone, was considered sexual harassment. No, I'm not kidding. The politically correct delicate snowflake crowd got what they wanted.

Wear sunglasses inside.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Approves

mcmnky		2012-05-05 10:04:54 AM

Carth: Show her the "I'm Elmo and I know it" version. Problem solved.

That is my favorite song of all time.

/kid's look at these crayons?

vinn01		2012-05-05 10:07:09 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre:
At more than one large tech company I have worked for, just looking at someone - no words, no noises, no gestures, no body movement, no nothing - just looking at someone, was considered sexual harassment.

"Active Mental Groping" - if your eyes linger for a moment to long below the neck, you're farked. Even to admire the curves of a fine female form from a distance and that's a whipping.

/I don't work there anymore
// Admire the curves I do

skinink		2012-05-05 10:11:32 AM

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a pail of water.
Jack laid down and showed his crown,
And Jill came shortly after.

CUZN_Ovoids		2012-05-05 10:29:09 AM

vinn01: "Active Mental Groping" - if your eyes linger for a moment to long below the neck, you're farked. Even to admire the curves of a fine female form from a distance and that's a whipping.

I call bullshiat, because the body part women check out on a guy is his rear end, which we can't tell you are checking out because we are walking away.

Sexual Harrasment = Pulling your dong out and laying it on the desk for your female coworker to admire.

Not Secual Harrasment = Glancing at a pair of boobies, half-covered and pushed up specifically for male attention.

/feminazi's need a good spanking IMO
//LMFAO, they suck sooooo baaaaaad
///Somebody please put up a good music video channel on tv!

Allen. The end.		2012-05-05 10:32:10 AM

Harv72b: Personally, I think we should euthanize anyone caught singing LMFAO lyrics. But, because of the young age of the offender I'm okay with a suspension in this instance.

/Also some lashings.

This. They suck.

Allen. The end.		2012-05-05 10:34:17 AM

CUZN_Ovoids: /feminazi's need a good spanking IMO

Feminazis? Really??? Are you twelve or ninety?

One of the most deserving of "0/10" I've ever seen. Happy Cinco de Mayo...dios mio!

Fark U		2012-05-05 10:35:33 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Fark U: This "societal message" horseshiat is killing our better judgment in favor of more "conservative" thinking. It needs to go, just like a bunch of other "old" fallacious ideas.

Sorry but, from one liberal to another, the ludicrous extremes of sexual harassment jurisprudence are neither all that old (mid-90's) nor were they in any way conservative ideas.

My favorite silly bit of sexual harassment jurisprudence from the 90's. The California Supreme Court ruled in 1998 that an employer can fire an employee for sexual harassment, even if the accusation has already been proven false in court. Gotta love California.

Mandatory sentencing not born from the corporatized, right wing inspired drug "war" era thinking? Reagan-Nixon inspired nonsense and beyond. It has morphed from corporate to political right wing and even to religious circles. You obviously do not live in such a "conservatively dominant" area which has this same "horseshiat" in every facet of localized life as well. I'm not talking about "politcally incorrect" I'm talking about a whole pattern of "across the board" thinking in general.

pion		2012-05-05 10:35:59 AM

Toy_Cop		2012-05-05 10:40:17 AM

That's right blackie, don't hit on that white girl in the lunch line.

rrhoid rage		2012-05-05 10:45:38 AM

If my wife wasn't such a prude I would have had my kids singing some Mentors by now.

/We're the buns and she's the meat

Mr.Tangent		2012-05-05 10:53:45 AM

You know...not that long ago the the teacher would have laughed then told the kid no to sing that anymore and everyone would have went on their merry way.

It's pronounced pacKAGE		2012-05-05 10:56:52 AM

CUZN_Ovoids: vinn01: "Active Mental Groping" - if your eyes linger for a moment to long below the neck, you're farked. Even to admire the curves of a fine female form from a distance and that's a whipping.

I call bullshiat, because the body part women check out on a guy is his rear end, which we can't tell you are checking out because we are walking away.

Sexual Harrasment = Pulling your dong out and laying it on the desk for your female coworker to admire.

Not Secual Harrasment = Glancing at a pair of boobies, half-covered and pushed up specifically for male attention.

/feminazi's need a good spanking IMO
//LMFAO, they suck sooooo baaaaaad
///Somebody please put up a good music video channel on tv!

Fuse was awesome when it first came on. Mostly rock and metal. And Oliviya from Uranium ( their metal show) was super hot. Then, I was unable to watch it for awhile. When I came back, it was all movies and reality shows. I was pissed.

/csb?

ThrobblefootSpectre		2012-05-05 11:10:53 AM

pion: If you're complaining about people being too sensitive, the problem is most likely you

I wasn't complaining so much as pointing out fact. You get the laws you ask for. For better or worse.

Your advice sounds like it should be directed to the suspended child and his mother though. Who is evidently a "sociopath" in your opinion. Lol.

Ess_Aytch		2012-05-05 11:34:37 AM

Meh, I'll sometimes hear one of the fifth graders that I teach singing that line. I just think they're idiots. No one gets suspended.

degenerate-afro		2012-05-05 11:37:11 AM

CSB time.

A few years after college I was going around on the typical "broke kid is looking for an apartment, who's dumb enough to give him one" search. It was late June/early July so it was pretty hot and it appears there was a pool behind the leasing office. There was currently a community pool party of some type going on and they had a Karaoke contest going on. Well after a few songs while I'm filling out the application (no application fees, 1000 for rent on a three BR for 4 people and first month free? sounds like a winner to me!), two 10~12 year old girls get on the Karaoke mic and start singing "It's getting hot in here" by Nelly.

I looked around twice and it seemed like I was the only person who was bothered by the fact that two preteens not only knew all of the words to properly Karaoke "Hot in Here", but that no one else around (about 50 people) were wondering why two preteens singing the song was weird. I think that was the first time I started feeling old, which was weird since I was probably one of the youngest people around who was not a kid at the pool party.

/CSB

Anyway as for this story, I don't think they should be suspended for singing it. It's no different from kids singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt" back when I was a teen or "Hot in here" when I was early 20s.

blockhouse		2012-05-05 12:09:46 PM

Maybe she had just seen The Dark Crystal and this is what she thought she was singing. assets.diylol.com

MountainClimber		2012-05-05 12:11:37 PM

Fark Me To Tears		2012-05-05 12:46:44 PM

MountainClimber: [cache2.allpostersimages.com image 365x450]

Exactly. The song is used in an M&Ms commercial. The kid isn't allowed to sing a song he heard in an M&Ms commercial? Really?

CUZN_Ovoids		2012-05-05 12:47:39 PM

Allen. The end.: CUZN_Ovoids: /feminazi's need a good spanking IMO

Feminazis? Really??? Are you twelve or ninety?

One of the most deserving of "0/10" I've ever seen. Happy Cinco de Mayo...dios mio!

You are pretty touchy about feminazis, are you married to one, or is she your girlfriend? Did she make you get neutered? Does she make you smell her hairy armpit? Do you like it? Does she put the pointy end of her stiletto right into your temple until you pass out? Does she make up rules to torment you and every other man for being a man? Does she invite all of her girlfriends over and tells you to leave, and when you come home you find empty bottles of lube and dildos everywhere?

/Cinco De Mayo is the celebration of Mexican resistance against a nation of hairy women and little men, which also helped stop the resupply of the Confederacy by the Frauwnchies during the US Civil War...

Fark Me To Tears		2012-05-05 01:06:59 PM

FTFA: Sable Elementary School issued a statement saying it couldn't discuss the case; the district's code on sexual harassment refers to acts that have "negative" effects on the "learning or work of others." His mom says D'Avonte got in trouble for saying the same line to the same girl last month (that time, booty shaking was apparently involved) and the assistant principal spoke to him. But the AP notes that she questions whether her son knows anything about sexual harassment. "I'm going to definitely have to sit with him and see if he understands exactly what the song means."

Okay... So he got into trouble for this before. Same line. Same girl. His mother knew about it. So... what did Mom say to him the first time he got into trouble for it? Nothing, apparently. While I was reading this passage, I thought that maybe the kid wasn't too bright... until I read Mom's part. I'm thinking that Mom doesn't get the whole tell-him-not-to-say-it-again thing. Who cares if he understands sexual harassment at his age? Just tell him not to say it in school because -- as he should well be aware by now -- it will get him in trouble. This isn't rocket science, Mom. You're reading too much into it.

As for the school's reaction... I think there's more to this story than what's told in TFA. Since he said the same line to the same girl and got in trouble both times for it, I'm thinking that the girl complained. If she did, then the school has grounds for their action. And again, even if the boy doesn't understand the concept of sexual harassment, he apparently does understand the concept of saying something to the girl for the sole purpose of getting a negative reaction from her. That's a simple enough concept for Mom to beat him -- er -- explain to him.

CUZN_Ovoids		2012-05-05 01:11:36 PM

It's pronounced pacKAGE: CUZN_Ovoids: vinn01: "Active Mental Groping" - if your eyes linger for a moment to long below the neck, you're farked. Even to admire the curves of a fine female form from a distance and that's a whipping.

I call bullshiat, because the body part women check out on a guy is his rear end, which we can't tell you are checking out because we are walking away.

Sexual Harrasment = Pulling your dong out and laying it on the desk for your female coworker to admire.

Not Secual Harrasment = Glancing at a pair of boobies, half-covered and pushed up specifically for male attention.

/feminazi's need a good spanking IMO
//LMFAO, they suck sooooo baaaaaad
///Somebody please put up a good music video channel on tv!

Fuse was awesome when it first came on. Mostly rock and metal. And Oliviya from Uranium ( their metal show) was super hot. Then, I was unable to watch it for awhile. When I came back, it was all movies and reality shows. I was pissed.

/csb?

Juliya was her name, and yeah she's hot!

t1.gstatic.com

There are some fuctards in control of MTV, VH1, FUSE, etc., 99% of what they play is meaningless disposable bull crap, it's thanks to them that this kid was singing LMFAO in the first place. As the Mythbusters found out you can shine a turd, this takes it to another level by selling it too...

t0.gstatic.com

Cerebral Knievel		2012-05-05 03:51:43 PM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Sable Elementary School issued a statement saying it couldn't discuss the case; the district's code on sexual harassment refers to acts that have "negative" effects on the "learning or work of others." His mom says D'Avonte got in trouble for saying the same line to the same girl last month (that time, booty shaking was apparently involved) and the assistant principal spoke to him. But the AP notes that she questions whether her son knows anything about sexual harassment. "I'm going to definitely have to sit with him and see if he understands exactly what the song means."

Okay... So he got into trouble for this before. Same line. Same girl. His mother knew about it. So... what did Mom say to him the first time he got into trouble for it? Nothing, apparently. While I was reading this passage, I thought that maybe the kid wasn't too bright... until I read Mom's part. I'm thinking that Mom doesn't get the whole tell-him-not-to-say-it-again thing. Who cares if he understands sexual harassment at his age? Just tell him not to say it in school because -- as he should well be aware by now -- it will get him in trouble. This isn't rocket science, Mom. You're reading too much into it.

As for the school's reaction... I think there's more to this story than what's told in TFA. Since he said the same line to the same girl and got in trouble both times for it, I'm thinking that the girl complained. If she did, then the school has grounds for their action. And again, even if the boy doesn't understand the concept of sexual harassment, he apparently does understand the concept of saying something to the girl for the sole purpose of getting a negative reaction from her. That's a simple enough concept for Mom to beat him -- er -- explain to him.

Like I said earlier in the thread... I actutally like LMFAO, and I consider them a Comedy group. more than anything else, but that song, and the rest of the album itself is not something I would allow my hypothetical six year old first grader to listen to.

I saw this story on the news this morning, and the mother was pretty nonchalante about it, and more or less explaining that the child has behavioral problems and is in special classes and what not. and that the kid should be cut some slack.
meanwhile, the video for the song is playing on the TV behind them, the kid is saying "its not a big deal!"
there may be the same video In the article that I watched on TV, sorry, I did not RTFA, I already knew what it was about.( and couldn't wait for the Fark thread!)

all I got off it was that the mom is playing victim, and the kid is out of control,

I'm making this prediction right now.. the kid is going to do it again, get suspended, and then the mother is going to try to sue someone.

JonnyBGoode		2012-05-05 04:43:28 PM

Yes, but does his milkshake bring all the girls to the yard?

xterraadam		2012-05-05 07:39:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYvt6ZZ9y2Y

Maybe he was after that?

ISO15693		2012-05-05 08:17:24 PM

Trance750: Ow My Balls: I would've been singing "Don't Bring Me Down" by ELO and "Call Me" by Blondie in first grade. I remember my Mom's Dave Clark 5 record being liked by classmates, too, as I played it on the classroom Califone record player. You know, the ones with a 3 pound tonearm force?

(Sheesh...The Dave Clark 5 single back then would be like a first grader playing something from 1997 now.)

Back when I was in school Rod Stewart's 'Do you think I'm Sexy' was popular and we would all sing it, and nobody as much as raised an eyebrow

Sadly, I was singing "Sink the Bismarck" by johnny horton, and "I will Survive" (Johnny Mathis version) in the first grade - I had parents with weird musical tastes.

It's pronounced pacKAGE		2012-05-05 08:28:53 PM

CUZN_Ovoids: It's pronounced pacKAGE: CUZN_Ovoids: vinn01: "Active Mental Groping" - if your eyes linger for a moment to long below the neck, you're farked. Even to admire the curves of a fine female form from a distance and that's a whipping.

I call bullshiat, because the body part women check out on a guy is his rear end, which we can't tell you are checking out because we are walking away.

Sexual Harrasment = Pulling your dong out and laying it on the desk for your female coworker to admire.

Not Secual Harrasment = Glancing at a pair of boobies, half-covered and pushed up specifically for male attention.

/feminazi's need a good spanking IMO
//LMFAO, they suck sooooo baaaaaad
///Somebody please put up a good music video channel on tv!

Fuse was awesome when it first came on. Mostly rock and metal. And Oliviya from Uranium ( their metal show) was super hot. Then, I was unable to watch it for awhile. When I came back, it was all movies and reality shows. I was pissed.

/csb?

Juliya was her name, and yeah she's hot!

There are some fuctards in control of MTV, VH1, FUSE, etc., 99% of what they play is meaningless disposable bull crap, it's thanks to them that this kid was singing LMFAO in the first place. As the Mythbusters found out you can shine a turd, this takes it to another level by selling it too...

Crap! I can't believe I forgot her name. That tells you how long it's been

Aracnix		2012-05-05 09:59:49 PM

It's a song about self-confidence, individuality and wiggling. All to an easy beat with no real melody. It's PERFECT for first graders, 'cause they don't even know what the heck anything sexual is, anyway. It's just fun.

/wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle

thelordofcheese		2012-05-06 02:28:36 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: Stupid sexy first graders.

/Stupid sexy Flanders
//Nothing at all

DENTAL PLAN!

emjoi		2012-05-06 08:11:43 PM

In my days as a dad with young kids, you'd get the occasional painful dance number to endure where some friends girls would do moves to Christina Aguilera's Candyman, which is as pornographic a song as you'll ever hear on the radio. Danced to by some chubby 6 year old girls.

Truly excruciating moments of fatherhood.

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