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(CBS New York)   "Detectives...became aware she was offering up more than kraut and relish from her hot dog cart"   (newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line 70
    More: Asinine, hot dog cart, CBSNewYork, detectives, Narcotic Vice Squad, prostitution, hot dogs, Nassau County  
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2012-05-04 07:54:25 PM  
But did she make a good hot dog?
 
2012-05-04 07:55:09 PM  
As long as she washed her hands before she made my hotdog, who cares.
 
2012-05-04 07:55:53 PM  
That's...an oddly placed... elipses...
 
2012-05-04 07:56:15 PM  
"We'd relish your thoughts"

I lol'd
 
2012-05-04 07:57:40 PM  
"Hot dog!"

;)
 
2012-05-04 07:58:01 PM  
cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com

Sorry, but I'm not letting her put her hot dog anywhere near my buns.
 
2012-05-04 07:58:06 PM  
Legalize it.
 
2012-05-04 07:58:21 PM  
FTA: Scalia would inform customers to respond to her home

Uh, wtf?
 
2012-05-04 08:01:25 PM  

qlenfg: As long as she washed her hands before she made my hotdog, who cares.


Exactly. As long as the health codes are take care of the law should keep out.
 
2012-05-04 08:01:32 PM  
And so the web site gives her free advertising, including the phone number. That's some fine journamalism there Lou
 
2012-05-04 08:02:11 PM  
I don't get it. What was she offering? Mustard?
 
2012-05-04 08:03:45 PM  

qlenfg: As long as she washed her hands before she made my hotdog, who cares.


I'd read a study. What's more filthy? Paper money or a hooker's hands. Let's put some science behind this.
 
2012-05-04 08:03:53 PM  

LDM90: I don't get it. What was she offering? Mustard?


Fish tacos.
 
2012-05-04 08:04:30 PM  
At least she wasn't putting ketsup on hot dogs.
 
2012-05-04 08:05:24 PM  
It looks like it wasn't the sauerkraut that people were smelling.
 
2012-05-04 08:06:32 PM  
Is that Joe Pesci with a long haired wig?
 
2012-05-04 08:06:49 PM  
29.media.tumblr.com

www.funnydb.com
 
2012-05-04 08:07:58 PM  
This seems like a very expensive way to peddle one's wares. Not to mention the time commitment, or does she just get someone to watch her cart for a few minutes?
 
2012-05-04 08:17:12 PM  
I like how her picture on the business card is at least 10 years old.
 
2012-05-04 08:18:06 PM  
Web Extra: New York City's 7 Best Hot Dogs

Heh.
 
2012-05-04 08:18:53 PM  
Umm....NO!
 
2012-05-04 08:19:47 PM  
Wow, so she holds down 2 jobs?

Quite the entrepreneur!
 
2012-05-04 08:20:12 PM  
That's a man baby!
 
2012-05-04 08:23:21 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Is the coke really that good, Charlie? Is it really worth it?

cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-04 08:24:27 PM  

bim1154: That's a man baby!


X2
 
2012-05-04 08:24:33 PM  
I read the headline in Patrick Warburtons voice
 
2012-05-04 08:25:55 PM  
That's a rough looking wiener monger.

img1.fark.net
 
2012-05-04 08:30:10 PM  

LDM90: I don't get it. What was she offering? Mustard?


Could be worse. She could've been offering mayo. Or, as I recently found out existed, cream cheese. WTF Seattle?

The only true hot dog (disregard the ketchup, I don't know why they put that there):
www.viennabeef.com

Also, is she any relation to another, more well-known Scalia who's known for whoring?
 
2012-05-04 08:31:25 PM  
the weiner monger won't be joining the ladies from Thread 7087713/
 
2012-05-04 08:33:48 PM  
That article not only made me hungry, it made me want to never have sex again.
 
2012-05-04 08:34:12 PM  
Hey, she offered to, you know, nuke my corndog. What was I going to say, no?
 
2012-05-04 08:38:02 PM  
Does anyone else when this woman made the Fark front page the first time she got arrested?

I remember, and still joke about her quote, "Your mother sells hot dogs"

Original link: http://www.fark.com/comments/1283724/Weiner-wagon-offers-up-sausage-ma ssages

Link is old and farked, here is a copy of the original story, which is how I confirmed it was the same woman:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1310875/posts
 
2012-05-04 08:39:32 PM  
 
2012-05-04 08:52:20 PM  
i like my mechanically separated pork snout with hot mustard and saurkraut. that is all.
 
2012-05-04 09:05:49 PM  
So how much for a chili dog?
 
2012-05-04 09:10:39 PM  

All_Farked_Up: qlenfg: As long as she washed her hands before she made my hotdog, who cares.

Exactly. As long as the health codes are take care of the law should keep out.


How clean can those hot dogs have been after being thrown down her hallway?
 
2012-05-04 09:12:19 PM  
www.seriouseats.com

Holy mad mother of muck
 
2012-05-04 09:26:55 PM  
No hot dog down a hallway pictures?
 
2012-05-04 09:34:37 PM  

MesscanBandito: No hot dog down a hallway pictures?


your mom hasn't sent me any new pictures lately

tell her i said hi. sorry i haven't called.
 
2012-05-04 09:35:44 PM  
Mom?
 
2012-05-04 09:37:58 PM  
"The way she dressed, you knew something wasn't exactly right there," one woman said.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-04 09:40:16 PM  
Ugh, sickening. Everyone knows you don't put condiments on your wieners. It's Hank's way.
 
2012-05-04 09:41:06 PM  
us.acidcow.com
 
2012-05-04 09:42:07 PM  

LDM90: I don't get it. What was she offering? Mustard?


Ketchup, the mad fiend!
 
2012-05-04 09:47:31 PM  
Asinine tag is insensitive here; think of how bad that woman's life is, to have to sell hot dogs and HJ's to abusive fatties. For eight years.
 
2012-05-04 09:50:27 PM  
Edit noticed. ;)

*bow*
 
2012-05-04 10:02:23 PM  

Hawnkee: [us.acidcow.com image 500x461]


I have the weirdest boner right now. She looks like the type that can hold her mouth open for a long time without her jaw getting sore. Not so much the cramming her mouth with 9 other wieners.


/8 tops
 
2012-05-04 10:13:03 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Blücher! Blücher!"
 
2012-05-04 10:18:17 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: That's a rough looking wiener monger.

[img1.fark.net image 54x11]


I've seen wurst.
 
2012-05-04 10:27:16 PM  
www.jimpoz.com

Don't put your Gentleman's Relish on my Gentleman's Sausage.
 
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