I can't contribute funds but will say a prayer

Show tits and I will donate.

TravisBickle62: I can't contribute funds but will say a prayer

Thank you.

/and maybe upvote this thread for me?

: )

RexTalionis: Grables'Daughter: TravisBickle62: I can't contribute funds but will say a prayer

Thank you.

/and maybe upvote this thread for me?

: )

It's already green.

YAY! I AM SO HAPPY!

THANK YOU FARK FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!

/and it's my first green EVER

Damn you should get the MCA sympathy on this. Not hating, just good timing. And you're right, Fark Cancer.

feckingmorons: Grables'Daughter: Thank you for the $25 donation that was just made!

YW.

I have examined the most recent 990 filed by United Cancer Services of Elkhart County, found it to be in compliance with IRS requirements, I have reviewed the audited statments and found them to be properly attested and find that the staff and non-program expenses fall well within the acceptable range for organizations similarly situated. I give my unqualified approval to United Cancer Services of Elkhart County and in doing so indemnify all donors who donate through GD's link should any financial irregularities become evident in the future, or if there are any material misstatements in their audits or filings with the IRS.

Talk about an unqualified opinion....

You know who else needs money? Children suffering from IBD. I'm running the 2012 New York City Marathon to support kids with IBD.

I'm still setting up my a donation page if you would like to donate please email me at jeff-ibdkids at pobox dot com

Here's the charity's page if you want to vet them: http://www.ibdkids.org/

/so hot

If you do this every year, I'll donate next time around. I was "right-sized" out of my job on Monday as a thank you for the past two years of hell working on and making a success the largest telco conversion in history, so all expenses are clamped down until I land something else.

/gunna try and find something outside IT this time
//being deskbound is a killer

I would donate for a good cause and GD despite her AW seems like a down to earth genuine person... BUT I am pissed at fark and Drew because even though I've been a long time member I have yet to have a single gud damn submission greenlighted despite genius headline!!!
FARK YOU to whoever that approves them! I swear it;s rigged!

I do not have cancer, but if anyone wants to donate some money to my charity (Buy Mock26 Food and Booze) please feel free to send me some money. I promise you that I do not need the money but I will definitely put it to good use! I also promise that I will spend the money on nothing but food and booze (and any appropriate taxes that go with said purchases).

SuperNinjaToad: I would donate for a good cause and GD despite her AW seems like a down to earth genuine person... BUT I am pissed at fark and Drew because even though I've been a long time member I have yet to have a single gud damn submission greenlighted despite genius headline!!!
FARK YOU to whoever that approves them! I swear it;s rigged!

If your headlines are as high quality as your comments, I understand them not being approved.

RexTalionis: It's more than an opinion, it's an indemnity agreement. It means that if there are any financial irregularities at United Cancer Services of Elkhart County, feckingmorons agrees to personally pay you back the money you donated.

You sound smart. But can you put your whole fist in you mouth?

WhippingBoy: Isn't this a repeat? The same story is about 4 articles down.

obvious scam is obviously obvious

Karma Curmudgeon: feckingmorons: Grables'Daughter: Thank you for the $25 donation that was just made!

YW.

I have examined the most recent 990 filed by United Cancer Services of Elkhart County, found it to be in compliance with IRS requirements, I have reviewed the audited statments and found them to be properly attested and find that the staff and non-program expenses fall well within the acceptable range for organizations similarly situated. I give my unqualified approval to United Cancer Services of Elkhart County and in doing so indemnify all donors who donate through GD's link should any financial irregularities become evident in the future, or if there are any material misstatements in their audits or filings with the IRS.

Talk about an unqualified opinion....

Amazing how it only took him 15 minutes as well, must be some thorough research

I will give you $50 if you bring back MCA.

SuperNinjaToad: I would donate for a good cause and GD despite her AW seems like a down to earth genuine person... BUT I am pissed at fark and Drew because even though I've been a long time member I have yet to have a single gud damn submission greenlighted despite genius headline!!!
FARK YOU to whoever that approves them! I swear it;s rigged!

You just gotta get on their level. Try drinking while submitting...it helps.

RexTalionis: Karma Curmudgeon: RexTalionis: It's more than an opinion, it's an indemnity agreement. It means that if there are any financial irregularities at United Cancer Services of Elkhart County, feckingmorons agrees to personally pay you back the money you donated.

You sound smart. But can you put your whole fist in you mouth?

I have a bifurcated lower mandible, so that question is a dumb one.

Fair enough. Then how may times this week did you solve the Wheel of Fortune puzzle before the contestants did?

Grables'Daughter: RexTalionis: Didn't you already reach your goal?

Well, the original goal that the computer thingy set for me was $200.00.

Now, I've tried to change it to $500.00, which is closer to what I would like to raise, but the page won't seem to let me - see the first sentence that I wrote on that page.

That being said, cancer patients can always use the funds, so the more the better.

/would give anything for this thread to go green

How farking lazy are you? I've raised more than that in a day for charity going business to business. Fark is not your personal piggy bank. If you truly care how about actually doing some work instead of just begging for green lit threads?

"Thanks to the University of Notre Dame IT Applications class, with Bruce Harris teaching and his students
Erin Cosgray, Lauren Bennett, & Serena Chan for the designing of our website"
C-

Is part of the donation going to redesigning their website?

/I keed! I keed!
//kinda

You could make more than 1-200 dollars in a day if you just worked and gave the money to the cause. I never understand this crap. Show up and mow my lawn, then solicit a donation. I see no virtue in virtual panhandling, regardless of cause.

Because it bears repeating: I do not have cancer, but if anyone wants to donate some money to my charity (Buy Mock26 Food and Booze) please feel free to send me some money. I promise you that I do not need the money but I will definitely put it to good use! I also promise that I will spend the money on nothing but food and booze (and any appropriate taxes that go with said purchases).

Additionally, to all who donate I will send you a picture of me with my purchases.

YouWinAgainGravity: Karma Curmudgeon: feckingmorons: Grables'Daughter: Thank you for the $25 donation that was just made!

YW.

I have examined the most recent 990 filed by United Cancer Services of Elkhart County, found it to be in compliance with IRS requirements, I have reviewed the audited statments and found them to be properly attested and find that the staff and non-program expenses fall well within the acceptable range for organizations similarly situated. I give my unqualified approval to United Cancer Services of Elkhart County and in doing so indemnify all donors who donate through GD's link should any financial irregularities become evident in the future, or if there are any material misstatements in their audits or filings with the IRS.

Talk about an unqualified opinion....

Amazing how it only took him 15 minutes as well, must be some thorough research

I've posted this link on TotalFark several times over the last two days.

Congrats on the green, Grables. Great time for it. Hope it brings in a bunch for the organization. I'll be chipping in shortly.

MyRandomName: Grables'Daughter: RexTalionis: Didn't you already reach your goal?

Well, the original goal that the computer thingy set for me was $200.00.

Now, I've tried to change it to $500.00, which is closer to what I would like to raise, but the page won't seem to let me - see the first sentence that I wrote on that page.

That being said, cancer patients can always use the funds, so the more the better.

/would give anything for this thread to go green

How farking lazy are you? I've raised more than that in a day for charity going business to business. Fark is not your personal piggy bank. If you truly care how about actually doing some work instead of just begging for green lit threads?

Um, thanks for being a jerk and assuming that this is the only way that I am raising funds for UCS.

The FACTS are that I volunteer there A LOT and I raise money for them A LOT.

THIS link was created for raising money from Fark. I have another pledge form to turn in tomorrow with the money that I have raised from my friends and neighbors.

Benjimin_Dover: If you do this every year, I'll donate next time around. I was "right-sized" out of my job on Monday as a thank you for the past two years of hell working on and making a success the largest telco conversion in history, so all expenses are clamped down until I land something else.

/gunna try and find something outside IT this time
//being deskbound is a killer

Hey, you're in IT and not too busy, maybe you could donate them some web design?

Jim Gordon: Congrats on the green, Grables. Great time for it. Hope it brings in a bunch for the organization. I'll be chipping in shortly.

Thank you!

feckingmorons: YouWinAgainGravity: Karma Curmudgeon: feckingmorons: Grables'Daughter: Thank you for the $25 donation that was just made!

YW.

I have examined the most recent 990 filed by United Cancer Services of Elkhart County, found it to be in compliance with IRS requirements, I have reviewed the audited statments and found them to be properly attested and find that the staff and non-program expenses fall well within the acceptable range for organizations similarly situated. I give my unqualified approval to United Cancer Services of Elkhart County and in doing so indemnify all donors who donate through GD's link should any financial irregularities become evident in the future, or if there are any material misstatements in their audits or filings with the IRS.

Talk about an unqualified opinion....

Amazing how it only took him 15 minutes as well, must be some thorough research

Well since I am a tax attorney and work at the largest professional services (accounting) firm in the world and I've probably read in excess of 5000 990s in my lifetime from a R&Q perspective, and I have subscription based tools at my disposal that facilitate the vetting of organizations such as this, I am quite able to quickly perform needed research. While I am not in tax compliance (the filing of tax forms with various government agencies) I have a thorough understanding of all pertinent portions of the Internal Revenue Code and can offer such opinion and guarantees with the utmost confidence.

After all it is my personal money on the line if it is a scam and Farkers are injured.

How much did you donate?

Have a nice day.

Oh is today one of the days you're a tax accountant? Sorry, I get confused with all the things you claim to be an expert in and professions you claim to have or had.

foxbrook78: Benjimin_Dover: If you do this every year, I'll donate next time around. I was "right-sized" out of my job on Monday as a thank you for the past two years of hell working on and making a success the largest telco conversion in history, so all expenses are clamped down until I land something else.

/gunna try and find something outside IT this time
//being deskbound is a killer

Hey, you're in IT and not too busy, maybe you could donate them some web design?

Actually, their website is being totally redesigned professionally and should be up in a few weeks I believe.

Again, since the link goes to the agency's website (I have asked the mods to change it)

Here is the direct link to my donation page.

Thank you guys again!

It's never something fun, like the Society for the Advancement of Cute Nymphomaniacs...

You know what's funny...

GD is trying to do a good thing here, and everyone solicits for their charities in their community, whether it's work, school, church or online. Cancer being a worthwhile cause, I have no problem with this. But apparently a lot of people do. And it's fark, so, you know, criticism comes with the territory. And I also have no problem with this, if people don't want to donate that's fine. But I'm struck with a sense of irony when this 'good thing' is met with such criticism, but when stepdad loses his little adoptee for a weekend and anyone criticizes that thread they are Banninated!!! I guess cancer is free game but when it comes to stepdads and precious little snowflakes - that crosses the line?

/maybe I'm just getting old.