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2012-05-04 09:26:53 PM

DrPainMD: Reason #3497 why I have a cc permit and am always armed.


Right. Like your gun is going to protect you from some lunatic cold-cocking you out of the blue like that. This didn't start out as a confrontation. There was no warning.
 
2012-05-04 09:27:06 PM

AnotherJerk: Found this gem elsewhere:


[i.imgur.com image 640x480]


i291.photobucket.com


i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 09:27:49 PM
What's the fastest way to get him off of our planet?
 
2012-05-04 09:28:15 PM

Ed Grubermann: DrPainMD: Reason #3497 why I have a cc permit and am always armed.

Right. Like your gun is going to protect you from some lunatic cold-cocking you out of the blue like that. This didn't start out as a confrontation. There was no warning.


I think he meant that he was going to have his gun drawn any time he complimented someone's rims. "Hey man! Nice rims ya got there! Why are you running away??"
 
2012-05-04 09:28:19 PM

DrPainMD: Reason #3497 why I have a cc permit and am always armed.


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-05-04 09:29:15 PM

whatabrotherknow: Oh, and guess what? He had prior Domestic Violence records:
https://linxonline.co.pierce.wa.us/linxweb/Case/CivilCase.cfm?cause_n u m=06-2-02260-8


I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
 
2012-05-04 09:29:33 PM

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Bathia_Mapes: DavidVincent: He will just terrorize other inmates.

Oh, I disagree. There are guys in prison are far bigger and meaner than this douchebag and they will rip him a new one the first chance they get.

What will happen is, he will TRY to terrorize the other inmates, then get the beatdown he deserves when he terrorizes the wrong one. I'm guessing he'll get overtures from either the Aryan Brotherhood or the Peckerwoods right away because of his size and obvious attitude; but will inevitably be unable to follow their rules and try to make himself a shotcaller right away.

Then the white boys will take him out back and teach him exactly what happens to arrogant little boys who can't follow the rules and what he can expect if they turn him out to fend for himself. After that, he'll be a terror to the blacks and Mexicans, and one of the Nazis' little biatches, which is no more than he deserves. Eventually, one of the black gangs will have him taken out, and nobody will cry.

Work in corrections, much?

;)


P.S. The whole industry needs to be scaled down to community corrections, and the prison-industrial-complex needs to be chemically castrated, i.e. money squeeze. Seriously. This is America, biatch. Home of superheroes.

P.P.S. Read that twice, real slow...
 
2012-05-04 09:30:24 PM

whatabrotherknow: Oh, and guess what? He had prior Domestic Violence records:
https://linxonline.co.pierce.wa.us/linxweb/Case/CivilCase.cfm?cause_n u m=06-2-02260-8


Good timing.
 
2012-05-04 09:32:55 PM

whatabrotherknow: Oh, and guess what? He had prior Domestic Violence records:
https://linxonline.co.pierce.wa.us/linxweb/Case/CivilCase.cfm?cause_n u m=06-2-02260-8


I could already tell he was beating her. The way he's "hugging" her in that one pic, it was like "you look at any other man, biatch, and you won't sit down for a month, and not in a good way."
 
2012-05-04 09:41:09 PM

DavidVincent: Don't put him in prison. He will just terrorize other inmates.

Put him down like you would a rabid dog.


No, he really won't. Yards are ran by "groups". Young cocky assholes that walk on the yard with a chip on their shoulder tend to "fall down the stairs", a lot. "Groups" will single him out and make his place in the hierarchy plenty clear to him. He will be raped, a lot and he will never report it to a c.o. because he will end up someone's biatch.
 
2012-05-04 09:41:40 PM

DrPainMD: Reason #3497 why I have a cc permit and am always armed.


Wachoo know bout' 9beers?
 
2012-05-04 09:42:45 PM
Awwww, look. He's just a little feller. A grumpy, roidy, douchey little feller.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-04 09:44:18 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Awwww, look. He's just a little feller. A grumpy, roidy, douchey little feller.

[i.imgur.com image 594x334]


Wife looks pretty hot, though... it's gonna be great when she's giving one of his friends a blowjob while he's shiatting the cum out of his rectum.
 
2012-05-04 09:46:17 PM

junkmetal: Bathia_Mapes: but there is a video in the article that shows the guy who did the beating.

Wow, the body language in that video makes me think the wife is a bit scared of him.


Given his unreasonable rage infused beating of the victim over a compliment, it wouldn't surprise anyone that this guy is physically abusive to her. Probably verbally abusive too as these two seem to go hand in hand.
 
2012-05-04 09:46:45 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Awwww, look. He's just a little feller. A grumpy, roidy, douchey little feller


And watch how his wife backs the hell up as he gets near, never really looking him in the eyes.
Hope he gets the resmpect he deserves.
 
2012-05-04 09:47:10 PM

Ed Grubermann: DrPainMD: Reason #3497 why I have a cc permit and am always armed.

Right. Like your gun is going to protect you from some lunatic cold-cocking you out of the blue like that. This didn't start out as a confrontation. There was no warning.


He didn't go down from the first punch. If he had a gun he maybe could have used it. I don't get always being armed though. That's like walking around everywhere carrying an umbrella.
 
2012-05-04 09:49:14 PM

badhatharry: Ed Grubermann: DrPainMD: Reason #3497 why I have a cc permit and am always armed.

Right. Like your gun is going to protect you from some lunatic cold-cocking you out of the blue like that. This didn't start out as a confrontation. There was no warning.

He didn't go down from the first punch. If he had a gun he maybe could have used it. I don't get always being armed though. That's like walking around everywhere carrying an umbrella.


So you double don't understand the Penguin?
 
2012-05-04 09:50:37 PM

Gyrfalcon: Bathia_Mapes: DavidVincent: He will just terrorize other inmates.

Oh, I disagree. There are guys in prison are far bigger and meaner than this douchebag and they will rip him a new one the first chance they get.

What will happen is, he will TRY to terrorize the other inmates, then get the beatdown he deserves when he terrorizes the wrong one. I'm guessing he'll get overtures from either the Aryan Brotherhood or the Peckerwoods right away because of his size and obvious attitude; but will inevitably be unable to follow their rules and try to make himself a shotcaller right away.

Then the white boys will take him out back and teach him exactly what happens to arrogant little boys who can't follow the rules and what he can expect if they turn him out to fend for himself. After that, he'll be a terror to the blacks and Mexicans, and one of the Nazis' little biatches, which is no more than he deserves. Eventually, one of the black gangs will have him taken out, and nobody will cry.


I have this image of this guy getting raped by about 5 or 10 inmates and that he is crying like a little girl and calling out to god for them to stop. The thought of that makes me laugh. Is that wrong?
 
2012-05-04 09:50:49 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: AnotherJerk: Found this gem elsewhere:


[i.imgur.com image 640x480]

[i291.photobucket.com image 378x567]


[i291.photobucket.com image 280x280]


Just when you thought this guy couldn't look more like a douchebag, that picture gets posted. Some spray tan, a bottle of Grey Goose, doing the duck lips thing & this guy would fit right in on "Jersey Shore".
 
2012-05-04 09:51:24 PM

retrograde: Two lives ruined by the testosterone fueled rage of young men. I guess this is why young men are considered expendable in human culture. We need that rage to hunt mastodon or for fighting the tribe over the hill with spears and flint knives. Modern society. Not so much. Pity.


Yeah, but only one of those lives is a loss.
 
2012-05-04 09:51:36 PM

badhatharry:

He didn't go down from the first punch. If he had a gun he maybe could have used it. I don't get always being armed though. That's like walking around everywhere carrying an umbrella.


Article said he "stood motionless" after the first punch, probably was out on his feet. He couldn't use a gun.
 
2012-05-04 09:54:51 PM

Mock26:

I have this image of this guy getting raped by about 5 or 10 inmates and that he is crying like a little girl and calling out to god for them to stop. The thought of that makes me laugh. Is that wrong?



Only because laughing while you fap is creepy.


/Crying while you fap is OK
 
2012-05-04 09:56:16 PM

DavidVincent: You know what your wife's name is now?

Single mother.


"Now on stage, Kandie"
 
2012-05-04 09:56:30 PM

junkmetal: Bathia_Mapes: but there is a video in the article that shows the guy who did the beating.

Wow, the body language in that video makes me think the wife is a bit scared of him.


Holy shiat. She will not even look him in the eye! I hope that this is will motivate her to get help.
 
2012-05-04 09:56:38 PM

badhatharry: Ed Grubermann: DrPainMD: Reason #3497 why I have a cc permit and am always armed.

Right. Like your gun is going to protect you from some lunatic cold-cocking you out of the blue like that. This didn't start out as a confrontation. There was no warning.

He didn't go down from the first punch. If he had a gun he maybe could have used it. I don't get always being armed though. That's like walking around everywhere carrying an umbrella.


Actually an umbrella gun makes sense. You're covering the chances of rain or being attacked.
 
2012-05-04 09:58:27 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Awwww, look. He's just a little feller. A grumpy, roidy, douchey little feller.

[i.imgur.com image 594x334]


Looks like the wife has implants. Just guessing, but they look like grapefruits.
 
2012-05-04 09:59:19 PM
And from the news article:

Lehman's attorney, Thomas Balerud, told Superior Court Commissioner Meagan Foley today that the charges were too severe for what he called "a misdemeanor level fight."

2, 2 douches for the price of 1!
 
2012-05-04 09:59:20 PM
It seems many of you have quite vivid prison rape fantasies.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-05-04 10:01:49 PM

One Bad Apple: Mock26:

I have this image of this guy getting raped by about 5 or 10 inmates and that he is crying like a little girl and calling out to god for them to stop. The thought of that makes me laugh. Is that wrong?


Only because laughing while you fap is creepy.


/Crying while you fap is OK


No photo in your profile? I am disappoint.
 
2012-05-04 10:02:48 PM

Mock26: junkmetal: Bathia_Mapes: but there is a video in the article that shows the guy who did the beating.

Wow, the body language in that video makes me think the wife is a bit scared of him.

Holy shiat. She will not even look him in the eye! I hope that this is will motivate her to get help.


At this point she's likely so afraid of him that she won't make an effort to leave him until he's convicted and sent to prison. If she tried to leave him now she'd very likely end up in the hospital in the same condition as James Foster unless she finds the courage to go to a women's shelter.

She can also get a restraining order against him, but with people like him, they aren't worth the paper they're written on. They won't stop him from contacting her, but a restraing order will give the police & courts some extra ammo against him.
 
2012-05-04 10:03:17 PM

Tennozan: And from the news article:

Lehman's attorney, Thomas Balerud, told Superior Court Commissioner Meagan Foley today that the charges were too severe for what he called "a misdemeanor level fight."

2, 2 douches for the price of 1!


Except it wasn't a fight, it was a vicious assault, an unprovoked and one sided attack.
 
2012-05-04 10:03:21 PM

Tennozan: And from the news article:

Lehman's attorney, Thomas Balerud, told Superior Court Commissioner Meagan Foley today that the charges were too severe for what he called "a misdemeanor level fight."

2, 2 douches for the price of 1!



When speaking about the attorney you are being redundent.
 
2012-05-04 10:05:41 PM

Mock26:

No photo in your profile? I am disappoint.


I would hate to think of people like you "laughing" at my profile pic.
 
2012-05-04 10:11:28 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: In all seriousness, I hope this guy comes out of his coma and gets better, and I hope the moron who assaulted him gets what he has coming to him.

This story makes me really sad.

Maybe he said it sarcastically, like "Heh, nice rims, bro. Guess Rent-N-Ride was having a sale, eh?"



Actually, he said "Nice rims. What kind are they?" And then douchebag responded with "That's a stupid question?" and punched him. He knew the guy wasn't insulting him.
 
2012-05-04 10:16:47 PM

Mock26: I hope that this is will motivate her to get help.


Fat farking chance. She'll either stick on his nuts, acting like he's the victim, or go find some other abusive dickshiat to get slapped around by.

And this guy will walk out of prison, covered in crappy tattoos, and what's he gonna do? Demand "respect" for being inside so long. This is just another thing for him to use as leverage to be a bully. Farking shoot him.
 
2012-05-04 10:25:08 PM

Mentalpatient87: Mock26: I hope that this is will motivate her to get help.

Fat farking chance. She'll either stick on his nuts, acting like he's the victim, or go find some other abusive dickshiat to get slapped around by.

And this guy will walk out of prison, covered in crappy tattoos, and what's he gonna do? Demand "respect" for being inside so long. This is just another thing for him to use as leverage to be a bully. Farking shoot him.


If the victim is brain dead, the best possible outcome would be for him to just die. Then the "defendant" will become a "murderer" and with any luck at all he'll never get out.
 
2012-05-04 10:26:10 PM
Must have read this
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-05-04 10:28:03 PM
Link

Now I hate this guy even more. He likes reddit.
 
2012-05-04 10:34:37 PM

badhatharry: Link

Now I hate this guy even more. He likes reddit.


Nice. I bet dude uses Tapout deodorant.

"UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship, AFFLICTION, Golds Gym Richland Wa, Powerhouse Restaurant and Brewery, reddit, 9GAG, Summit Pub, Vision Quest Sport and Fitness."
 
2012-05-04 10:37:04 PM

Fista-Phobia: badhatharry: Link

Now I hate this guy even more. He likes reddit.

Nice. I bet dude uses Tapout deodorant.

"UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship, AFFLICTION, Golds Gym Richland Wa, Powerhouse Restaurant and Brewery, reddit, 9GAG, Summit Pub, Vision Quest Sport and Fitness."


They make TapouT deodorant!?!? Damn it, and I just bought a case of Axe.
 
2012-05-04 10:39:22 PM
Eyewitnesses said Foster stood motionless, then Lehman hit him again, this time much harder. Foster fell to the ground and struck his head on the pavement. Witnesses said they heard Lehman say, "I put people to sleep, that's what I do," as he left the scene.


...and because you kept it real, you going to pound-me-in the-ass-prison. Don't drop the soap.
 
2012-05-04 10:40:02 PM

Fista-Phobia: badhatharry: Link

Now I hate this guy even more. He likes reddit.

Nice. I bet dude uses Tapout deodorant.

"UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship, AFFLICTION, Golds Gym Richland Wa, Powerhouse Restaurant and Brewery, reddit, 9GAG, Summit Pub, Vision Quest Sport and Fitness."


His daughter's name is Ed Hardy
 
2012-05-04 10:41:33 PM

Bathia_Mapes: DavidVincent: He will just terrorize other inmates.

Oh, I disagree. There are guys in prison are far bigger and meaner than this douchebag and they will rip him a new one the first chance they get.


This. He's the typical moron who will go before the classification board, act all "tough," and be sent to a max or supermax.

After 6 months, he will be begging to be sent elsewhere.

The court sends you to jail. It's the classification board that determines which part of the prison you go to. Any mention of a gang is automatic supermax (here, anyway). Any attitude besides humility shown to the board will mean max. If he's smart, he'll keep his mouth shut and take what they give him and maybe he will only wind up in medium security. But looking at this case, this guys pics, and what he said at the crime scene, I doubt he'll keep his trap shut.

And then your attitude determines your pecking order among the people you have to live with.

He'll learn some humility, the hard way.

/never been in prison
//Dad taught GED, math, etc in the local prison and sat on the classification board.
 
2012-05-04 10:42:12 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Fista-Phobia: badhatharry: Link

Now I hate this guy even more. He likes reddit.

Nice. I bet dude uses Tapout deodorant.

"UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship, AFFLICTION, Golds Gym Richland Wa, Powerhouse Restaurant and Brewery, reddit, 9GAG, Summit Pub, Vision Quest Sport and Fitness."

They make TapouT deodorant!?!? Damn it, and I just bought a case of Axe.


S'dry son!

i1199.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 10:43:16 PM

badhatharry: Link

Now I hate this guy even more. He likes reddit.


Ha, Just sent him a facebook message "when youre in prison maybe I'll check up on your wife and kid"
 
2012-05-04 10:52:14 PM

Tennozan: And from the news article:

Lehman's attorney, Thomas Balerud, told Superior Court Commissioner Meagan Foley today that the charges were too severe for what he called "a misdemeanor level fight."

2, 2 douches for the price of 1!


Misdeameanor fight? You have to be a douche to say that.
 
2012-05-04 11:00:24 PM

you are a puppet: badhatharry: Link

Now I hate this guy even more. He likes reddit.

Ha, Just sent him a facebook message "when youre in prison maybe I'll check up on your wife and kid"


Now who's the douche?

/youse trollin'?
 
2012-05-04 11:02:06 PM
I feel sorry for Le'man's (I made that up to emasculate him a little in my head) daughter. IF the kid is his. Otherwise I hope he just offs himself.
 
2012-05-04 11:03:42 PM
He's a little guy. My guess he was beat up a lot in school. Once he left school he started taking steroids and lifting weights. Now he takes his anger out on anyone that communicates with him.
 
2012-05-04 11:07:12 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: 100 Watt Walrus: Awwww, look. He's just a little feller. A grumpy, roidy, douchey little feller.

[i.imgur.com image 594x334]

Wife looks pretty hot, though... it's gonna be great when she's giving one of his friends a blowjob while he's shiatting the cum out of his rectum.


you just got my farker of the day award LOL!
 
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