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(KIRO TV)   Social etiquette tip: when a man compliments your car, the proper response is NOT to beat him into a coma   (kirotv.com) divider line 224
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2012-05-04 07:41:53 PM
I hope 25-year-old Daman Lehman brings his A game to whichever penitentiary he will be occupying for the next 20 years.
 
2012-05-04 08:07:54 PM
Lehman was arrested after gave police the license plate number of the car he was riding in.

So he gave the police the plate number of the car he was riding in?

Trying to throw them off?
 
2012-05-04 08:17:02 PM
When road rage meets 'roid rage.
 
2012-05-04 08:17:42 PM
I thought lunches weren't potentially lethal? What the heck!
 
2012-05-04 08:18:46 PM
I once told some dude that I thought his girlfriend had a very farkable ass and he tried to strangle me. Some shiatheads just don't know how to take a compliment.
 
2012-05-04 08:20:07 PM
Um,

Prepare to be probed for the rest of yer natural born life, miscreant.

Car compliments are considered "ungay" by even car-ists who use the term "gay" to describe cars.

Think about that for more than a moment...

*beat*

*beat*

Heh.

;)
 
2012-05-04 08:20:09 PM
Has anyone else noticed that since the Martin - Zimmerman thing that NO news outlet will reveal the 'color' of the aggressor anymore?
 
2012-05-04 08:20:46 PM
Bystander:

"Hey, nice rims you got there Lehman."



Lehman:

"I'm no homo!"

*BAM*
 
2012-05-04 08:20:50 PM

Indubitably: Um,

Prepare to be probed for the rest of yer natural born life, miscreant.

Car compliments are considered "ungay" by even car-ists who use the term "gay" to describe cars.

Think about that for more than a moment...

*beat*

*beat*

Heh.

;)


I am ill.
 
2012-05-04 08:21:12 PM
Lehman was arrested after gave police the license plate number of the car he was riding in.

Something seems to be missing here,
 
2012-05-04 08:21:33 PM

Bill the Cat: Has anyone else noticed that since the Martin - Zimmerman thing that NO news outlet will reveal the 'color' of the aggressor anymore?


Daman Lehman is a douchebag white guy.
 
2012-05-04 08:22:24 PM
Another Total Farker bites the dust.
 
2012-05-04 08:24:17 PM

Jamdug!: I hope 25-year-old Daman Lehman brings his A game to whichever penitentiary he will be occupying for the next 20 years.


He'll be fine. If anyone bothers him, he'll put them to sleep. That's what he does.
 
2012-05-04 08:24:18 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bill the Cat: Has anyone else noticed that since the Martin - Zimmerman thing that NO news outlet will reveal the 'color' of the aggressor anymore?

Daman Lehman is a douchebag white guy.


That explains it all. Rims + Douche = Mega Extreme Asshole.
 
2012-05-04 08:24:23 PM

david_gaithersburg: Another Total Farker bites the dust.


Nope.

Another sasshole loses.

;)
 
2012-05-04 08:25:37 PM

buckler: Jamdug!: I hope 25-year-old Daman Lehman brings his A game to whichever penitentiary he will be occupying for the next 20 years.

He'll be fine. If anyone bothers him, he'll put them to sleep. That's what he does.


Ambien Walrus, no, buckler-cleverer?

;)
 
2012-05-04 08:33:19 PM
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/seriously, wtf?
 
2012-05-04 08:33:22 PM
i.imgur.com

I think we may have found the god-king of douchebags.
 
2012-05-04 08:35:51 PM

Diogenes The Cynic: When road rage meets 'roid rage.


Agreed. The excuse tendered in cout will be "induced agression" as a result of anabolic steroids followed by a plea of not guilty by mental defect.
 
2012-05-04 08:37:54 PM

Jamdug!: I hope 25-year-old Daman Lehman brings his A game to whichever penitentiary he will be occupying for the next 20 years.


I don't often get pissed at reading stories, but this dude needs to never be released from prison. The guy in the coma may never wake up again, and all for asking what kind of rims he had? fark that piece of shiat that hit him .
 
2012-05-04 08:37:58 PM

Howard Dean: Lehman was arrested after gave police the license plate number of the car he was riding in.

Something seems to be missing here,


He accidentally the cops his information.
 
2012-05-04 08:41:52 PM
If I was in a good mood, I might reach out to a stranger and find something nice to say about the car they obviously had put a lot of effort into. It would seem like a nice thing to do.

If feel real sorry for Mr. Foster.

What I take away is, if someone has rims on their car they are a douchebag to avoided. From now on I will prejudge these people to play it safe. I only have one life to live.
 
2012-05-04 08:42:48 PM

Tyrosine: Diogenes The Cynic: When road rage meets 'roid rage.

Agreed. The excuse tendered in cout will be "induced agression" as a result of anabolic steroids followed by a plea of not guilty by mental defect.


Looking at that picture , I don't know if I should feel bad for the gf/wife, or the girl, presuming he's the father. Or should I feel happy for them? Because no matter what, this guy is going to jail for some time. And if he can beat a random stranger at the drop of a hat, he probably would have the proclivity to do it at home as well.

But I do feel bad for the victim. This is senseless.
 
2012-05-04 08:42:51 PM
I hope while he's getting ass raped he has the Epiphany of what its like to have your life ruined by some low life piece of crap who is literally doing it for nothing more than a flawed sense of status. Someone who rapes men because that's what they do.
 
2012-05-04 08:43:15 PM

buckler: Jamdug!: I hope 25-year-old Daman Lehman brings his A game to whichever penitentiary he will be occupying for the next 20 years.

He'll be fine. If anyone bothers him, he'll put them to sleep. That's what he does.


Coitus often makes men sleepy.
 
2012-05-04 08:43:16 PM
That king douche deserves to be "put to sleep" nightly in prison until he is an old man.

Honesty, it is bad enough to get into a bar fight, but to just cold cock what appears to be a scrawny dude for no reason...what a coward, and piece of human debris.

And what kind of chick hangs out with a d*ck like that? She should get "put to sleep" herself for probably encouraging the behavior.
 
2012-05-04 08:43:43 PM
Must be quite a punch.
 
2012-05-04 08:47:31 PM
Don't put him in prison. He will just terrorize other inmates.

Put him down like you would a rabid dog.
 
2012-05-04 08:47:42 PM

soupbone: Jamdug!: I hope 25-year-old Daman Lehman brings his A game to whichever penitentiary he will be occupying for the next 20 years.

I don't often get pissed at reading stories, but this dude needs to never be released from prison. The guy in the coma may never wake up again, and all for asking what kind of rims he his boyfriend who owned the car he was riding in had? fark that piece of shiat that hit him .


According TFA he was just a passenger. That makes it a little more pathetic. Don't worry, you'll get plenty of time with just the kind of 'people' who love your brand of macho respect games.
 
2012-05-04 08:48:13 PM
This is what happens when parents give someone a stupid name and think they are being cute.
 
2012-05-04 08:49:12 PM

JNowe: [i.imgur.com image 320x480]

I think we may have found the god-king of douchebags.


This x 1000,
 
2012-05-04 08:50:09 PM

Cubs300: Tyrosine: Diogenes The Cynic: When road rage meets 'roid rage.

Agreed. The excuse tendered in cout will be "induced agression" as a result of anabolic steroids followed by a plea of not guilty by mental defect.

Looking at that picture , I don't know if I should feel bad for the gf/wife, or the girl, presuming he's the father. Or should I feel happy for them? Because no matter what, this guy is going to jail for some time. And if he can beat a random stranger at the drop of a hat, he probably would have the proclivity to do it at home as well.

But I do feel bad for the victim. This is senseless.


If it was my call he'd be clubbed to death like a baby harp seal, but the wife and kid are innocent. Too bad they'll likely suffer more from this than he will.
 
2012-05-04 08:50:39 PM
His cellies will tell him... we rape bros. That's what we do. What a farking piece of shiat. Apparently they have guidos in the Pacific Northwest? That's too bad.
 
2012-05-04 08:50:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-04 08:51:32 PM

DavidVincent: Don't put him in prison. He will just terrorize other inmates.

Put him down like you would a rabid dog.


If the guy in the coma dies any time in the next year...maybe they can.
 
2012-05-04 08:52:02 PM
"Nice! Where can I get a rim job like that?"

Is sometimes an innocent question, after all.
 
2012-05-04 08:52:36 PM
a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-05-04 08:53:28 PM

junkmetal: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]


So much to lose...

Why?

Society?

Affronts to yer religio?

Affronts to yer sexuality?

Grow up.

Family: shield up, and be well, apologies...

;)
 
2012-05-04 08:53:28 PM
Clearly, he had no idea, because he bought his car that way. Not a surprising reaction from a d-bag.
/yeah, i got a v12 with 9000hp....of course....no, i got the v-torq system, that gives me 6 time the quad output vs its earlier model, but that's technical talk.
 
2012-05-04 08:53:41 PM

Jamdug!: I hope 25-year-old Daman Lehman brings his A game to whichever penitentiary he will be occupying for the next 20 years.


He should have gotten plenty of practice cleaning those rims so he's got that going for him, that's likely a sought after skill at his future residence.
 
2012-05-04 08:53:45 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-04 08:54:41 PM
Not even the Kid did that, and he's farkin' insane!
 
2012-05-04 08:54:42 PM

Bill the Cat: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bill the Cat: Has anyone else noticed that since the Martin - Zimmerman thing that NO news outlet will reveal the 'color' of the aggressor anymore?

Daman Lehman is a douchebag white guy.

That explains it all. Rims + Douche = Mega Extreme Asshole.


/rims
 
2012-05-04 08:55:08 PM
i.imgur.com

I bet he was a great classmate in school.
 
2012-05-04 08:55:17 PM
I ain't saying he's on 'roids, but somebody must have botoxed the fark out of his face.
 
2012-05-04 08:55:28 PM
i.imgur.com

Aw he deleted his Facebook.
 
2012-05-04 08:55:57 PM
Gorillaman probably thought Foster was being sarcastic and making fun of his rims. Do not taunt Gorillaman.
 
2012-05-04 08:56:10 PM

Indubitably: junkmetal: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]

So much to lose...

Why?


Exactly. Not only did he really fark up a random guy, he ruined his own family. He'll never have a pot to piss in after this
 
2012-05-04 08:56:25 PM
Steroid rage?
 
2012-05-04 08:56:36 PM

Primum: [i.imgur.com image 180x135]

Aw he deleted his Facebook.


I'm sure he'll be asking for donations to his defense fund any time now.
 
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