I haven't had a date in almost 6 months, so this makes me very vulnerable to offers like this. I need to close the browser and step away from the computer before I get myself into trouble (again).

Pert: ElBarto79: "I have many interests both appropriate and unmentionable."

Oh hell yes...

I have noticed that women look 10x hotter in dark glasses. shades can turn a rough old bird into a stealth moose so be careful....

She can leave the glasses on, I don't plan on anything long term with her :)

scottydoesntknow: Maeghan Rice

Reason for Incarceration: Second-degree murder

"I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."

Well, according to the news reports, you did find the right guy. You just used the wrong guy to stab the right guy 20 times and leave him in a ditch.

/Yes, I would still have #s 1-3 no question.

He had it coming.

Having worked for a time in a women's prison, let me tell you guys, it's not at all like the movies make it out to be. Not at all.


"Reason for incarceration: Manufacturing a controlled substance"

Based on those eyes, I'd say she was sampling as well as manufacturing.

I am the only one who's first thought was to build my own private army of Nikitas?

Buttbone McGillicutty: scottydoesntknow: Maeghan Rice

Reason for Incarceration: Second-degree murder

"I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."

Well, according to the news reports, you did find the right guy. You just used the wrong guy to stab the right guy 20 times and leave him in a ditch.

/Yes, I would still have #s 1-3 no question.

He had it coming.

He only had himself to blame.

Not pictured: hogtied boyfriend on train tracks.

Pretty much every one on page one, yeah. Not going to bother clicking through but I'll assume those are mostly yes as well.

Reason for incarceration: Aggravated Assault

"I am losing my sense of humor. Looking for a fun person with a uplifting personality that can bring my light during dark times."

I fear the worst if someone doesn't help her get her sense of humor back. Stat. Dark times equal ... shudder.

Hmm, didn't see this girl I know on the site, she's in for 20 for meth dealing and other various mayhem. I'm freaking po'd, I could be hitting it if she was out. She looks pretty good, we sent a couple letters to each other. I remember reading her story, it reminded me of that movie Spun, but alot crazier. Her story involved an accidental death to some girl due to fumes, then ended with a bust, the cook shooting at police, going on a high speed chase, he's serving life.

are conjugal visits still an actual, you know... thing?

Approves



"GEORGE: Well...not "out." She's a prisoner.

JERRY: How could you ask her out?

GEORGE: Why not?

JERRY: I remember when you wouldn't date that girl who lived in Queens because you didn't want to go over the bridge!

GEORGE: That was different!

JERRY: I'll say.

GEORGE: Jerry, I like being with her. Plus, I know where she is all the time. I have relatively no competition. An-and you know how you live in fear of the pop-in?

JERRY (shudders): The pop-in.

GEORGE: Yeah, no pop-in, no "in the neighborhood," no "I saw your light was on." And the best part is, if things go really well...

JERRY: Conjugal visit?

GEORGE (giddy): Don't jinx it! Don't jinx (trails off quietly in elation)

This is the kind of crazy you do not penis.

buttery_shame_cave: are conjugal visits still an actual, you know... thing?

If you're married, yes.

/to the prisoner, I mean.

Not one of those would end well. All of them...damaged goods.

titwrench: Okieboy: Now that I've passed 40, girls like that although nice to look at (and maybe fap to) are just more trouble than they are worth.

/too tired for drama or goin 'clubbin'

Amen brother.

Came here to say this and allow me to add: even if I was interested in making the effort with any of these young ladies, their only real interest with me would be security, I.E. Money. fark that.

Uzzah: [img2.ranker.com image 299x448]

Not pictured: hogtied boyfriend on train tracks.

Ungh.

Funniest thing about these threads is the fact that any y'all males actually believe you'd have the fortitude to stay away...;)

Indubitably: Funniest thing about these threads is the fact that any y'all males actually believe you'd have the fortitude to stay away...;)

P.S. End of the world scenario in play? Reproduction is job one once secured, yo. Heh.

Shiat it what it is...I love stars, glitter, and the color blue."

buttery_shame_cave: are conjugal visits still an actual, you know... thing?

According to Wikipedia, for the US only in California, Connecticut, Mississippi, New Mexico, New York, and Washington.

Indubitably: Funniest thing about these threads is the fact that any y'all males actually believe you'd have the fortitude to stay away...;)

Myspace angles + pre-arrest picture for people serving some loooong sentences (assuming it's even their actual pictures) + incredibly un-self-aware quotes w/respect to "reason for arrest" = nah, I think I'm good.

Gergesa: Subby is mistaken. Severely mistaken. Nothing is worth the disaster they would bring.

I recall reading that Timothy McVeigh got a ton of love letters from women and more than one offered to have his child. I have also read that many famous serious killers have also received similar adulation.

Seriously how hard is it to see the disaster such a relationship would bring?

Who said anything about a "relationship"

The Sterotype:
"I love the finer things in life"
"looking for someone who is generous..."
"...charming someone who is generous..."
"financially secure"
"I want to be swept off my feet"
"I desire comfort and security ..."
"... financially stable..."
"A man who will offer assistance and support in any way I need."

The Exception to The Rule
"Truly you don't have to be rich, young, or even Brad Pitt..."

The Holy Shiat!
"Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."

Jim_Callahan: Indubitably: Funniest thing about these threads is the fact that any y'all males actually believe you'd have the fortitude to stay away...;)

Myspace angles + pre-arrest picture for people serving some loooong sentences (assuming it's even their actual pictures) + incredibly un-self-aware quotes w/respect to "reason for arrest" = nah, I think I'm good.

Dude,

Please see end of world scenario. It's Shasta or Grandma. Who you gonna do?

Both are willing to propagate the species with you. One is self-aware, and one is not.

Your move.

;)

unyon: Stacey Solberg
Reason for incarceration: Aggravated Assault

"I am losing my sense of humor. Looking for a fun person with a uplifting personality that can bring my light during dark times."

I'm assuming those 'dark times' are when she's beating you senseless with a tire iron.

Came to say this. Careful men, #10 will stab you in the throat, if you're not funny enough.

/so pretty much all of you are screwed

About sweet #37...

Monday, January 14, 2008

A North Dallas insurance agent and his girlfriend, a former stripper, were sentenced to federal prison Monday after pleading guilty to producing child pornography. The couple admitted taking pictures of themselves having sex with the woman's 13-year-old female cousin.

U.S. District Judge David C. Godbey sentenced 45-year-old Douglas Meyers to 25 years in prison and his 21-year-old girlfriend, Amanda Jenson, to 15 years in prison.

KrustyKitten: unyon: Stacey Solberg
Reason for incarceration: Aggravated Assault

"I am losing my sense of humor. Looking for a fun person with a uplifting personality that can bring my light during dark times."

I'm assuming those 'dark times' are when she's beating you senseless with a tire iron.

Came to say this. Careful men, #10 will stab you in the throat, if you're not funny enough.

/so pretty much all of you are screwed

Says the funny-judge?

;)

All I ever seem to attract are, young, hot, and CRAZY, why stop now.

This site is farking gold.

"I'm a beach bunny with as much sex appeal as any Baywatch babe."
Just how long have you been locked up?

"I would also be willing to relocate for the right person."
Preferably out of jail.

cman: Amanda Jenson


Reason for incarceration: Producing child pornography


I bet she's into some kinky shiat. She may sound like fun :D

and then again probably not

rev. dave: Dated a couple chicks with felonies. Hint, they can never get a good paying job and need someone to support them.

Just say no to the attractive leech.

So...stay at home mom, then?

Why not correspond with lonely men in prison? We can breed a race of super-criminals.

Buckney Gurre: About sweet #37...

Monday, January 14, 2008

A North Dallas insurance agent and his girlfriend, a former stripper, were sentenced to federal prison Monday after pleading guilty to producing child pornography. The couple admitted taking pictures of themselves having sex with the woman's 13-year-old female cousin.

U.S. District Judge David C. Godbey sentenced 45-year-old Douglas Meyers to 25 years in prison and his 21-year-old girlfriend, Amanda Jenson, to 15 years in prison.

So you're saying she's up for anything?

FTA: "I am a computer geek with lots of class and sophistication."

No one who has lots of class and sophistication would say that.

Snarfangel: Why not correspond with lonely men in prison? We can breed a race of super-criminals.

Actually, you would breed a race of goody-goodies. Because you know what they say about two wrongs...

I know what kind of security and comfort they want....

A steady income for the smokes, drugs, and girlfriend presents till they can get out and take it from you at gun point.

AssAsInAssassin: FTA: "I am a computer geek with lots of class and sophistication."

No one who has lots of class and sophistication would say that.

Why not? I tell people I'm highly edumacated.

Gawdamitey, don't drop the soap around #53.

U gonna get played....

I've met a couple of gals with teh crazy who have had minor drug incarcerations in their past (dual diagnosis). Some of them are decent human beings and are willing to put the work in to be somewhat functional day to day.

But they're never going to be rich. They may get to be financially stable at the Walmart level if they're very lucky and very diligent.

On the other hand, your life might be made worlds better by having one of these gals in it---the decent human being who puts in the work and is financially stable---because she's farking hot, she's a cool person, and you love her.

Generally speaking, though? Unless she's out and in treatment for teh crazy? U gonna get played.

Indubitably: Jim_Callahan: Indubitably: Funniest thing about these threads is the fact that any y'all males actually believe you'd have the fortitude to stay away...;)

Myspace angles + pre-arrest picture for people serving some loooong sentences (assuming it's even their actual pictures) + incredibly un-self-aware quotes w/respect to "reason for arrest" = nah, I think I'm good.

Dude,

Please see end of world scenario. It's Shasta or Grandma. Who you gonna do?

Both are willing to propagate the species with you. One is self-aware, and one is not.

Your move.

;)

End of the world scenario changes the rules to include shock collars and rope without morality intervening. It does not apply in standard equations.

Yeah, maybe you subs, but... I'm gonna have to say hell no on a bunch of them. Being hot just isn't enough sometimes. Severe personality flaws - such as those which would get someone involved in murder or meth - can be kind of a deal breaker for a lot of guys once you mature past high school age.

StaleCoffee: End of the world scenario changes the rules to include shock collars and rope without morality intervening. It does not apply in standard equations.

Go on...

Crazy... AND sharp knees abound! Do not want.

/pants on fire
//lol, double entendre. how cute

Julie Cochrane: StaleCoffee: End of the world scenario changes the rules to include shock collars and rope without morality intervening. It does not apply in standard equations.

Go on...

... and then, after we'd skinned the Murderdroids and wore their silky alloys as translucent, cling-robes, the true sexual deviancies began as the sun set over the bruised wasteland of what men of pre-war epochs once called The Grover Cleveland Rest Stop.