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(Reuters)   Angry rape and tiny cells not enough to deter you from prison? These inmates were forced to sing Usher to use the microwave   (mobile.reuters.com) divider line 41
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2012-05-04 01:29:43 PM  
That's not prison, that's Hell.
 
2012-05-04 01:29:53 PM  
approves, and is douchebag

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2012-05-04 01:33:38 PM  
R&B artist Usher's song "Yeah!" hit the top of the charts in 2004. But it wasn't a hit at an Ohio jail, where a deputy allegedly forced inmates to dance to "Yeah!" in order to use the jail's microwave.

Could be worse. If I was in prison, I'd take exception if they made me sing "You Make Me Want a Relationship" or "Always be my Boo."
 
2012-05-04 01:37:07 PM  
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"Oh, laws!
Massah offissah, I's be needsin' da baffroom!!!"
 
2012-05-04 01:38:26 PM  
May I make a recommendation?

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2012-05-04 01:45:23 PM  
I didn't know prisons even had ushers.

"Please allow me to show you to your cell"
 
2012-05-04 01:56:11 PM  
So they pretty much just have to say "UH, yeah" to use the microwave? I don't see the problem.
 
2012-05-04 01:56:32 PM  
I thought that my life was rough. They got it bad.
 
2012-05-04 02:02:52 PM  
So when is the RIAA going to sue Summit County for unauthorized public performance of the Usher song?
 
2012-05-04 02:11:49 PM  
It could be worse. At least they weren't forced to sing Toby Keith.
 
2012-05-04 02:18:32 PM  
"Oh hey i'm sorry guys the food is overcooked. you said you wanted me to let it burn. let it burn. let it burn."
 
2012-05-04 02:19:10 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: So they pretty much just have to say "UH, yeah" to use the microwave? I don't see the problem.


TFA: Another inmate was forced to "do the robot" in order to use the phone after he learned a family member had died,
 
2012-05-04 02:22:11 PM  
You're the reason our kids are ugly.
 
2012-05-04 02:26:53 PM  

kevinatilusa: The My Little Pony Killer: So they pretty much just have to say "UH, yeah" to use the microwave? I don't see the problem.

TFA: Another inmate was forced to "do the robot" in order to use the phone after he learned a family member had died,


And not a single fark was given.
 
2012-05-04 02:27:31 PM  
is there really any other type of rape?
 
2012-05-04 02:28:07 PM  
But one of the dancing inmates snitched on Martucci
I wonder if he knows what snitches get.
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2012-05-04 02:33:34 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: is there really any other type of rape?


All kinds. There's box of rape. There's anal rape. There's mouth rape. There's rapeseed oil, which is an unpleasant byproduct of rape.
 
2012-05-04 02:35:21 PM  
They're prisoners, not slaves.

As human rights abuses go it's clearly quite mild, but abuse it is nevertheless. Discipline is hardly sufficient punishment for those who took advantage of their authority.
 
2012-05-04 02:36:05 PM  
Wrong type of pop and lock.
 
2012-05-04 02:38:26 PM  

bdub77: There's rapeseed oil, which is an unpleasant byproduct of rape


I thought that came from grabbing a rapist by the seeds and squeezing really hard.
 
2012-05-04 02:41:03 PM  

bdub77: TrainingWheelsNeeded: is there really any other type of rape?

All kinds. There's box of rape. There's anal rape. There's mouth rape. There's rapeseed oil, which is an unpleasant byproduct of rape.


You also left out several very important orafaces that would be horrible to be raped in.
Earhole
Nose
Urethra (That sounds downright unpleasent)
Bellybutton (This is even worse if you are an 'outie'
and Eyesocket. (Nothing like a good ol' skullfarking)
 
2012-05-04 02:41:47 PM  
Zimbardo kicks himself for not having Usher songs to include in his methods at Stanford.
 
2012-05-04 02:41:53 PM  

BurnShrike: I didn't know prisons even had ushers.

"Please allow me to show you to your cell"


/If you need anything, don't hesitate to scream

//Too obsure?
 
2012-05-04 02:43:03 PM  

MythDragon: bdub77: There's rapeseed oil, which is an unpleasant byproduct of rape

I thought that came from grabbing a rapist by the seeds and squeezing really hard.


You don't want to do that, he might just give you a gift from god.
 
2012-05-04 02:43:27 PM  

MythDragon: bdub77: TrainingWheelsNeeded: is there really any other type of rape?

All kinds. There's box of rape. There's anal rape. There's mouth rape. There's rapeseed oil, which is an unpleasant byproduct of rape.

You also left out several very important orafaces that would be horrible to be raped in.
Earhole
Nose
Urethra (That sounds downright unpleasent)
Bellybutton (This is even worse if you are an 'outie'
and Eyesocket. (Nothing like a good ol' skullfarking)


You forgot C "Make your own"
 
2012-05-04 02:44:19 PM  

bdub77: TrainingWheelsNeeded: is there really any other type of rape?

All kinds. There's box of rape. There's anal rape. There's mouth rape. There's rapeseed oil, which is an unpleasant byproduct of rape.


Don't forget rape rape.
 
2012-05-04 02:45:28 PM  
i692.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-04 02:45:54 PM  

Nacc: and Eyesocket. (Nothing like a good ol' skullfarking)


Didn't you hear that they passed the Occular Penetration Restriction several years ago?
 
2012-05-04 03:17:15 PM  
...one of the dancing inmates snitched on Martucci exercised their human rights by telling higher authorities that they were forced to be humiliated, triggering an investigation.

///Fixed it for ya

Snitch. What a horrible word. It implies that when someone commits a serious crime, the wrongdoers are within their rights to stop the victims or witnesses from speaking and fighting against what has been done to or around them. I would like to see that word excised forever from any human language.

In a fair trial, the punishment which the judge levies on the convicted criminal is the only punishment which the criminal should get. Any step outside that, and we are on a slippery slope to the abuses at Abu Ghraib and prisons in places like Iran, Syria, and Gaddafi's Libya.

///Those who don't give a fark about the prisoners' rights in THIS story are probably the kind who didn't give a fark about Abu Ghraib either.

///Martucci sounds like the kind of guy who would see Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who runs Arizona's Abu Ghraib prisons system, as a hero and role model.
 
2012-05-04 03:18:14 PM  

Bag of Hammers: approves, and is douchebag

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You forgot "should be gutted like a pig".
 
2012-05-04 03:24:57 PM  

Nacc: MythDragon: bdub77: TrainingWheelsNeeded: is there really any other type of rape?

All kinds. There's box of rape. There's anal rape. There's mouth rape. There's rapeseed oil, which is an unpleasant byproduct of rape.

You also left out several very important orafaces that would be horrible to be raped in.
Earhole
Nose
Urethra (That sounds downright unpleasent)
Bellybutton (This is even worse if you are an 'outie'
and Eyesocket. (Nothing like a good ol' skullfarking)

You forgot C "Make your own"


I didn't forget. I was just trying to forget that I ever saw Dead Girl.
 
2012-05-04 03:27:38 PM  
Yo, I'm real happy for you, and Imma let you finish. But Elvis Presley had one of the best prison dances of all time! ONE OF THE BEST PRISON DANCES OF ALL TIME!
 
2012-05-04 03:53:45 PM  

khyberkitsune: So when is the RIAA going to sue Summit County for unauthorized public performance of the Usher song?


Presuming this prison is like many others and in fact privately owned, they may be able to get away with it. Now if they have to sing it while a ripped copy of a CD is playing in the background you may have an actionable precedent.
 
2012-05-04 04:05:59 PM  

khyberkitsune: So when is the RIAA going to sue Summit County for unauthorized public performance of the Usher song?


i47.tinypic.com
File-sharing is a crime, and I'm not gonna be anally raped so you can listen to Usher!
 
2012-05-04 04:15:30 PM  
Jail=Usher

Prison=Nickelback
 
2012-05-04 04:16:42 PM  
Note: TFA said jail, not prison subby
 
2012-05-04 04:17:25 PM  

bdub77: TrainingWheelsNeeded: is there really any other type of rape?

All kinds. There's box of rape. There's anal rape. There's mouth rape. There's rapeseed oil, which is an unpleasant byproduct of rape.


You forgot rape rape which is a whole lot more unpleasant then rape, oh yeah and there is some debate on if surprise butt sex is rape or just a really bad date.
 
2012-05-04 04:24:11 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: bdub77: TrainingWheelsNeeded: is there really any other type of rape?

All kinds. There's box of rape. There's anal rape. There's mouth rape. There's rapeseed oil, which is an unpleasant byproduct of rape.

You forgot rape rape which is a whole lot more unpleasant then rape, oh yeah and there is some debate on if surprise butt sex is rape or just a really bad date.


Then there's ear rape, also known as ABBA.
 
2012-05-04 05:06:28 PM  
General Steele approves. That is 3 e's, not in a row.

I have heard of worse abuse that never made it outside the prison. I was at BRCI one night when an inmate that had been in a wheel chair since he was injured at the time of arrest was able to walk on his own for the first time. I came on the scene right after a guard had knocked him to the ground, causing him to be sent to the hospital. That was the only time I was nervous about being in their. All the inmates were on edge. There was no provocation and it was said the guard in question enjoyed giving strip searches a little too much.

Now let this jailer sing a little tune and call it even. Maybe something from Lady Gaga performed in the same costume like she would wear in front of the inmates.
 
2012-05-04 05:10:02 PM  
 
2012-05-04 10:23:41 PM  
Who?
 
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